He did dis 2 his wife, wat makes her fink dat he won't do da same fing 2 her

Let her b, we all do it

Dat lady needs 2 act her age, afta all she is in her 50s

Osita Iheme 4 me, no matte which role dis man is playin u will laugh ur head off.

It was heart attack not chest pains

I would b a very happy son cause this guy is really funny

come on people,  God created them nd am sure he has also created a soul mate 4 them as well. There's nuthing wrong with them

Imagine the conconbility

Its not Nigeria, its somewhere in Ivory coast look it up,

Dis sounds serious boi, mayb ur friend is his missin link, Hope u find him doe,

Osama10:

I hope you love her to pieces too.

Lol course I do

2years and 3moths love her 2 bits

There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man. All 4 of them were on top of a cliff discussin d difficulties dat their ppl had gone fru.?? The Native American said, 'My ppl have suffered d most, n in honor of wat dey have endured, I will fling myself off dis cliff in hopes dat my blood will change things'. So he yelled 'THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE' and jumped off d cliff,?? The Latino nt wantin 2 b outdone, quickly looked at d other 2 n followed yelling 'THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE' and jumped off d cliff as well.? The Black man was touched by dis n decided it was his turn, so he yelled 'BOMBORAAASCLAAART! THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE' and pushed the White man off d cliff!

Ok cool bro

Studio wats up with da hating? Didn't force u 2 read!!!

Studio man I didn't mean 2 cos any problem yea, just thought I would share a joke. u need 2 lighten up man

As a plane is losing power, a pilot comes over the intercom & says "sorry it had to come to this folks, but we've already let the luggage go & the plane continues to lose speed". "I hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter "A" AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS"?, No one answers "B" BLACK PEOPLE ANY BLACK PEOPLE"? again, silence. " "C" COLORED PEOPLE, ANY COLORED PEOPLE"? Silence. A black boy turns to his mom & says "mom, aren't we african american?, aren't we black? Aren't we colored"? his mom turns to him & says TODAY we NIGGAZ!

25th December

Dis is how I would like my gurl 2 b when she get pregnant, As 4 Mariah being pregnant only time will tell

Before marriage:
Husband: Aahhh i can hardly wait
Wife: Do you want me 2 leave?
Husband: Dont even think about it
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: of course always have, always will
Wife: Have you cheated on me?
Husband: No, why you even asking
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance i get!
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husband: Hell no, are you crazy
Wife: Can i trust you?
Husband: Yes
Wife: Darling

After marriage:
Now read from bottom to top

Lol, If I was him I would have put my name in the middle