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Romance / Re: What Has Been Your Most Embarrassing Moment Ever by Mirage25: 7:32pm On Oct 02, 2010
Then came dis day, we went searching for a new apartment for her and it started raining on our way back so we had to rush home in the rain, there was no light and then nah lattern we dey use. I just got home couldnt even put on any yeye lattern jst started the whole paparazzi wit d gal, we were on it when my momsi miswaka come house, i was about to finish ma business when we heard her knocking and shouting my name(typical yoruba woman). The gal was so frightened she didnt even lemme finish ma business, i was so mad, i had to rush to the toilet to drop d cd and flushed. D gal rushed to put on the lattern while i went to open the door for momsi, as momsi came in, she rushed straight to the toilet to take a pee. I was still in the room thinking abt my unfunished biz not knowing say kasala go burst, nah so yeye nepa bring lite ooo, It occured straight to me say momsi dey toilet, I rushed to the toilet and she was still there with the light on, i was going to switch it off but then i thought i flushed already, when she came out, the next thing i heard was a loud shout of ma name, hhmmmm, it wasnt nice at all,
Romance / Re: What Has Been Your Most Embarrassing Moment Ever by Mirage25: 7:30pm On Oct 02, 2010
There is dis daughter of my dad's friend dat just got admission into a polytechnic in my state and her dad asked her to come stay with us till she finishes her admission process and get a room, o boy see mistake oo, as omo boy now, as i reach house nah hin my popsi jst introduce me to the gal. She was wearing all this SU dress, and even in the SU dress u can see d big load she carry for back, i tuc am inside say wahala dey. I kept ma cool and welcomed her, i was in ss2 and i've neva had sex, that night i was so nervous but tried to strike a conversation with her to see if she will let loose, she was giving me crap and its 4:30am, i decided to go to bed. Nxt day after momsi and popsi comot i found dis gal reading all dis romance mag, I no even know as d thing happen, i just see say we don dey on top each oda for rug dey drag am, the thing sweet me so tey i had d second one. To cut d long story short, we started having it on a daily basis when my parents are out, d embarassment started from the days when i will be in boxers in the kitchen doing the dishes then this gal will come from the back kissing and touching me, thats when my momsi will remember to call me, i will be like mummy mon bo, u cant hide it up cos u're only on boxers(guys u knw wot i mean) so i will have to go to her after she has shouted ma name like 5times and d hormones were still crazy then, dis stubborn thing wont go down, i will have to go to mom bending down like crayfish trying to hide d stubborn JT

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TV/Movies / Re: Win $50,000 Being The “jewel For Jim Iyke”… A Realty Show by Mirage25: 12:37pm On Sep 12, 2010
Dis dude is jst dumb, nd gals could be funny at times, i wonder wot they love about dis lame dude. I'm sure this is another scam play from the one and only chief scammer Jim Scammer Iyke
Found this on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uBUO5a1zbo dunno how far its true but i dnt trust dis guy, he's jst tryn to make more fast money nd bit**s,
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered by Mirage25: 10:56am On Aug 28, 2010
Thanks Justwise, when you said insurance, what kind of insurance are you talking about? Is it travel insurance? Assuming I'm spending two weeks and going with my spouse who is on dependant visa here too, lyk how much will both of us be needing (we've got a joint account). I can also get a invitation letter from my aunt over there, will she have to include her bank statement but i will be the one sponsoring myself, she will only be responsible for accomodation.
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered by Mirage25: 9:57am On Aug 28, 2010
Hello Nairalanders, I'm a student in the Uk and my visa runs till late next year, I've been here for almost 2yrs now. I'm thinking of visiting america for my next holiday, I've heard from people that its quite easy to apply from here with a student visa but I'm just a bit confused about some few things like how much money must I have in my account and other stuffs that are related to the application. I'm looking to go when my college is on holiday. I will appreciate any useful advice
Health / Re: Ladies & Gentlemen, Discover Simple Home Remedies For Hair Loss & Save Money! by Mirage25: 4:13pm On Aug 15, 2010
How come the link doesnt lead me to the site where i can get the stuffs needed, someone(joke) please help
Autos / Re: Need Help With Changing Right Hand Drive To Left Hand Drive by Mirage25: 1:26pm On Aug 09, 2010
Thanks very much for your contribution, do you know of any agent in germany or belgium?
Autos / Need Help With Changing Right Hand Drive To Left Hand Drive by Mirage25: 7:52pm On Aug 08, 2010
I'm about to buy a truck from Uk to send to nigeria but i want to be clear on some few issues before i proceed.

1. Does anyone have a rough idea of how much it will cost to ship a truck i.e a iveco truck with 28ft container?

2. What is the difference in the price if it is shipped straight to naija or via contonou and how safe is it via contonou?

3. Is it advisable to buy a Right hand drive from here and later change to Left hand drive in nigeria and any rough idea of the cost?

4. Which one is more reasonable a flat bed or a boxed container truck considering for business or sale?

5. What part of the truck will be needed to change it from Rhd to Lhd?

6. Does anyone here know of any agent that can handle the shipping?

All contributions will be highly appreciated,


Tank u
Business / Pls I Need You To Help Me With Haulage Business by Mirage25: 1:32pm On Jul 27, 2010
i'm a student in the uk and i'm thinking of putting some money together to buy a truck. i dont want to jump into this business from everything i've read on this site, and this will be the first business i will be going into so its scary and i'll appreciate it if pple can clarify some stuffs to me about this business and the trucks. i'm thinking of buying something similar to that in the picture. first thing i will like to know is that, is it wise to buy a right hand drive when we use lhd in nigeria and what are my chances of making profit if i buy the truck? is it to sell it or lease it? i would prefer to lease it though but what are the risk behind it? is it possible to change the truck to lhd in nigeria and what is the cost? does anyone knows how much it will take to ship a truck like this into nigeria from uk and the best agent to use? i will appreciate any helpful contribution. thanks very much

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