profojah2:
I hear say the boy na Maye.. She na true?

yes naw,you no know?
big eediotic MAYE o

STFUareyouGod:
dude should be castrated. Better still hanged with his diick

Dude's so hurt he had to resurrect some cobweb clothed account just to mask his shameless face

castrated? that's too lenient my bro...
what do we do to Christmas goats? we kill them,if only I had killed this one last year Christmas now I wouldn't have to deal with its roaming A**

bqlekan:
this thread should be interesting...

it will be darling,you get yourself a cold drink and some popcorn then sit back on your couch and watch

STFUareyouGod:
no mind her. By the time JAMB begin jam her, she go know which way. But Who i blame if not that old for nothing paedophile. Phukin cat

as in,we keep bashing perverts and paedophiles on Nairaland,meanwhile we have one roaming loose like a homeless kitten,lala needs to post this goat's pictures on FP as wanted so anyone who sees him can arrest and put it in a cage

donbenedict:
I neva knew ur depression would get to this stage. It's a pity. Well, ur such a waste.

what depression is that sweedy?

oh I remember now, the one you suddenly gave me on Nairaland
kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa
dude grow some balls,a sissy is always a sissy though,not ya fault you were born that way

wristbangle:

Guys who are temporarily out of money dear

lol
are you a broke guy?

lol

lol

wwwkaycom:
He met his fiancee in their school, she's one of the choir sisters in their fellowship choir. They started their love affairs in 2014 and would like to get married mid-2016. The big issue according to him is that the lady don't seem to be prepared for marriage, even though she's working, she hasn't gotten anything to show that she's working towards marriage in 2 years not to talk of the next 6 months.

He said she spends her money on clothes, shoes and jewelries but recently served him and one of his friends food with the stainless plate that they use in her home, he said he felt humbled when his friend politely turned down the food.

This guy believes that his fiancee by now ought to have invested on kitchen wares, plates, cutleries etc. He said he had actually started buying these stuffs without informing her but is now of the opinion that the lady may not change in marriage. I have asked him to talk it over with his fiancee which he did but he said she told him point blank that that is his responsibility. He has already diverted the money he was saving for the wedding to landed property, saying he will begin to look out for another lady. My plea fell on his deaf ears.

My take dear nairalanders is that the issue is just too flimsy to warrant separation at this stage, what do you think about it?

my brother he is doing the right thing,yes I said that



even me that am still some years before marriage have this kitchen things I started buying


and the fact that she said its his duty shows that she will be a liability

apart from that,its a normal thing for the bride to take kitchen wares to husband house in my culture,I don't know your culture sha

but all my elder ones went to their husband house with kitchen wares,and equipments

Spaxon:
Anti spam bot banned ur first moniker?

yes
but it has released it

[b]awwwwww this brings a rush of Christmas fever into me,lemme quickly drop two experiences I had when I was a kid


I was a bully then due to my height,I was very tall compared to other children my age grade,in fact you will think am older than them all unless you look at my face properly,so it was 2001,my mum just birthed our last born
So we had relatives come spend Christmas with us,and there was this cousin of mine IYANU(God rest his soul) he was a gentle,meek kid,we call him DinDinrin then,because he does act mumuish

so that faithful Christmas we went around the houses in our neighbourhood and beyond eating rice and chicken and to collect Christmas money(covers face,most ajekpako children do am sha),so we got to a neighbour's house,greeted them,they gave us rice and chicken, as we were eating,I noticed Iyanu stood up and was looking morose, the next thing is a strong odour like poo smelling inside the living room,we all ran outside,Iyanu came out too,lo and behold my cousin just soiled his body with watery poo,lol,immediately I set to work,got a dongoyaro(neem tree) branch,peeled the leaves and I flogged Iyanu like mad,mind you,Iyanu was older than me age wise, lol ,
the woman of the house came out and begged me to leave him,he was screaming,so she gave me water,I cleaned him up and had to clean the whole chair where he sat on too....was a messy work lol,and I used that to blackmail him for long,he did all my chores in exchange for not telling his mummy till they left



long story isn't it?
okay here is another one


I was a lover of burnt jollof rice until this episode,I guess it should be 2004 Christmas,so I always eat the burnt part of jollof rice,and as usual my mum had kept that part for me inside the big pot,I went to the backyard and settled down to eat that part with my long devil's spoon,I put my head inside the pot for easy access,my people,I started scratching and eating,lo and behold when the time to remove my head came,I couldn't ,I did all I could I couldn't still remove my head and upper part of my body,I started screaming,mumsy ran outside,my siblings came too,instead of them to help they started laughing, next thing I felt was pain of beating on my buttocks,my mum flogged me ehn,then she helped remove me from the pot,see me with oil and rice dripping all over me [/b]





My friends and Nairalanders,Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year

cc Catlova, danbrowndmf,Duchesspunkyll (don't you dare forget ),john4aguero,stfuareyouGod, Profojah,and all romancelanders

God of mercy

lmao,I just look at the OPs words and laugh in FOO language

kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa



I hope you will put up your prewedding shots for us all soon,even a blind bat can see the writing on the wall





well you sure will not give us a feedback,so amma just sit here and watch you betray your friend,God forbid I keep a female friend sha

lanre147:
make we stop here abeg gurlz don't worth dat stress

yea sure,we know that sex is stressful for a 1 minute man

lekpaciouse:
I have a friend which I have known for years now,he based in London,now that he is around he want me around him is it proper to have sex with him?though we are both single
Please I need advice

If you can handle casual sex why not

jmaxjohn:
I named her moesha. What can i say! I eat exotic meat na

ehn

Durentt you had to come post this on Celebrities? you brought romance land madness here abi,you want to come and disgrace yourself

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And Finally to Buhari and to you too Thank you If u complain....i'll snd it again.... Lolz

obiorathesubtle:
Try proposing to misspicy2 again at the beach.. Hopefully, this time it won't go too badly.

hoping so too

funny

CUM4WHAT:
na wu's fault? Say yu follow yur mama go her skul for 1day mean say u dey educated?

you want to insult me now right?

don't try it otherwise I will show you that 6 is older than 7

prettythicksme:
Awwwwwwww yes my shildren but hubby no go follow cos i no want u to snatch him away from me!

that your fat hubby?

don't be bothered I don't like them fat

prettythicksme:
i will come ur house oo

you will be highly welcomed


come along with your husband and children o,there will be enough to go round

CUM4WHAT:
in yur mumu dream

no be your fault

CUM4WHAT:
hw did u color yur signature

use [highlight]

am your senior in this nairaland

Handsomeness is in the eyes of the beholder

lanre147:
na her life I come? abeg eee

lol,1min man


you will rather satisfy your yourself and not care about your partner....
I see

jmaxjohn:
i dey wait sis.

lol,so you want me to change too?

prettythicksme:
Babe op told me u r d one on ya dp cute!!

boo that is the goat am killing for Christmas


abi you wan chinchumchin