This is sooo freaking funny!!!!!!!!!


Okotie's answer and KFC answer made me giggle. I like em all.



MAn! my ribs are F**king cracked. Big ups my guy

U good, Milla?
Just checkin around the block but wld drop in often now.
Hiya to all inmates.
hope the constituency is okay. if not holla bankole to the rescue

gabrywyl:

that means you to be ma family members sha

He una dey granpa gabrwyl>

LAWYERS IN HELL

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrasing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners. The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So what's the catch?"

A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to the place of eternal torment, he saw a lawyer making passionate love to a beautiful women. "What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

A quote attributed to one of America's founders, John Adams, in the play 1776: "I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, two men are called a law firm, and three or more become a Congress."

A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client who had attended the trial was out of town when the jury came back with its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client. The lawyer immediately sent a telegram to his client, reading "Justice has triumphed!" The client wired back, "Appeal at once!"

A man woke up from surgery and his doctor told him he would not live the night. He asked "please call my lawyer and will you both stay here by my side?" The doctor was silent for a moment and then asked what he had in mind? The man replied "Jesus died with a thief on either side and I'd thought I check out the same way!"

u guys are quite cool!

abeg make una intreprete all una hausa verbatim. or else,

Hi bolaoni,
Am a new guy here and just saw ur piece on interviews and the rest.
they great and quite inspiring.
pls do keep it up. one love

you are one hell of a guy. wahat made u think abt that?