for dose wey dey form aje, keep on dashing the operators money. Mi, I bi correct kpako so I tanda well well for per second. per sec don pass pass presido o. Im dey enjoy world dominion. Per second rocks!!!

@fatherof2
you appear to be very knowledgeable about this stock mata. I've been buying stocks over the years, but man no get broker. Abeg bros, helep mi recommend broker(s) wey man fit approach. I'd really welcome any advice you can give along side.

The fact that all of these are happening at this time is a clear indication that the entire government of President Yar'Adua is highly compromised. Regardless of what anyone will say, it can not be argued that the EFCC under Ribadu's Watch was doing a good job. like the lawyers are arguing, what is the need in reconfirming an appointment that had been confirmed in the first instance? Abi the AGF no bi lawyer?

OK! mein bruder, du bist very gutt indeed. keep der jokes rolling in. my ribs hurts but am stuck on your jokes
3 gboza 4 di don of jokes! oops, my bad, the KING of jokes.

on second thots, hope you don't look like something out of a zombie movie. i'm very picky, you know!

ok! here is the deal, let a real strong bro step up to this chick. why all the agro? she wants to keep her engine lubed: no crime in that. hey omosexy, if you're still game just post your contact and I'll b in touch.

I Woke up this morning feeling very patriotic. So I thought that NairaLanders should be at the very core of the renewed effort to keep the Nigerian project afloat. So, come on, let,s burn some intelectual calories: 3 suggestions please on what can/should/must be done to take Nigeria to the next level.

NAIJA4EVER!!!

A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three bottles of Guinness, please."

So the bartender brings him three bottles and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Lagos and one in Abuja. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too and we're drinking together."

The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition and every week he sets up the guy's three bottles as soon as he enters the bar. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them, then orders two more. The bartender sadly says, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."

The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."

abeg, foryouigo, tell us the schools you attended. We'll make sure they refund to the last Kobo. you did not learn a thing. On the flipside, this gibberish ended up making me laugh harder than the topic. bad thing bad

Snow White, Hercules, and Quasimodo (hunchback of Notre Dame?) were sitting at a table at a quiet cafe and talking about what made each of them special. Snow White, believed that she was the fairest lass in the whole world. Hercules felt was the strongest man in the world. Quasimodo considered the unsightly lump on his back and his, well, not so fine featurs and concluded that he must be the ugliest man alive. And he did feel special.

So they all agreed to go to God for confirmation and to meet up at the same cafe in 3 days to report what God told each of them.

The 3rd day opens with the duo of Hercules and Snow White already at the appointed table. Snow White was alll over herself in a hand held mirror and cooing: "I'm the fairest lady in the whole world, I know because God told me so." Meanwhile, Hercules had her up in the air by simply picking up her chair by one leg and holding onto same with just 2 fingers; all the while growling: "I'm the Strongest man in the world. I know, because God told me so". Just then, they realised Quasimodo was not with them. As they were begining to wonder what could be wrong with him, he stormed into the cafe, practically belching smoke and yelling at the top of his voice: "WHO THE HELLLLLL Is OBJ!!!

That does it!! I,m making sure my little girls make contacts with non-familials. Hey, wait a minute, what of other "hazards" out there. Damned if you do, Damned if you don,t story of life.

Geeezz!!! Where did this guy drop from??

my guy, buy wetin u fit use 4 naija. Think of the finicky nature of electronics, especially when subjected to the pranks of PHCN. Won't you want something your neighbourhood repairman can handle?