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Politics / Re: Curfew In North Affects Prices In South by monasor28(m): 11:29pm On Apr 24, 2011
Saying Edo is not part of the Niger-Delta is a stupid thing to say, if you know your geography, DELTA STATE was gotten from BENDEL STATE

Ogoni land alone cannot make the Niger-Delta.

Dont believe am half-igbo, i guess its the same reason you think edo state is not part of the niger-delta you must be [saikik].  tongue

P.S , My state produce the largest amount of militants and not Ogoni land  cool

@ekt_bear - how does it TRULY feel for a MALAM aka EWU HAUSA - to be in CONTROL of the 6 largest producer of crude oil in the world with largest telecomms market in africa  FISCAL and MONETARY POLICIES, we all know what soludo Did.

Lamido voted 11 most influencial on time magazine, and it seem only the igbo complain, and funny only the igbo that still live in igbo land are like this, ekt are u still in ibo land.

Aliko Dangote another Ewu Hausa is officially the richest man in Africa, next to another yoruba guy, no ibo guy cos your money is not clean and you cant expose it to government scrutiny,

@jason123 - i apologise for my outburst but someone has to knock down the half-baked supremist from - dem high horse -  smiley specially this ekt bear abi na okoto biya
Politics / Re: Curfew In North Affects Prices In South by monasor28(m): 11:02pm On Apr 24, 2011
@ekt bear and others

Please , ohhh Abeg, i dey, I speak for the militant and rebellious Niger-delta , the real south-south,

Thier is a difference - in nigeria - thier is north - south -east and west,

Easterners are the proud and self-centered igbo men that push cocaine, sleep with thier mothers, sell expired drugs for money.

The Niger-delta should not be affiliated/connected even in the remote sense to your durogatory remarks about other Nigerian's.

We are comfortable buying our nama, tomato, albasa, targu,sigar e.t.c from the North.

Igbo people are just angry the presidency will continue to be like the proverbial donkey and carrot "thingy"

No young boy from igbo land will go back to farming , even mechanised farming they will say "tufiakwa" and take the millions of naira in loans from development banks to procure illegal visa's to obodo oyinbo, where the wash dead bodies and senior citizens "unthinkables" for money ,

And the idiots dare come back to Nigeria and say Ewu-hausa'

Politically,socially and security wise the eastern state's are the most "ugly" "cold" "sickly" territories in Nigeria. They think other Nigerians are fools and they
are the smartest.

It is only in the east that a governor was kidnapped twice from the state house.


It is only in the east that poisoned rice was sold to the poor people

It is only in the east that cultist and blood suckers get traditional titles for N500,000 , Educationally, it is worse , your children cant speak english and all off them that graduate with 1st class got it from dubious ways i do not want to talk about.

FOR YOUR INFO,

My grandfather is an Ichie in Njikoka LGA of Anambra state, he is on the igwe's council, my dad is an EDO chief, i am speaking from experience and not hatred.

Let us all put our strength together and work for what we all want, because -- we all want the same thing starting with { steady electricity }
Phones / Gsm Survey- Do You Use Sms by monasor28(m): 6:55pm On Apr 24, 2011
Thanks for your interest in this thread, i am doing some research into the telecomms industry.

I would like to know if you use MMS on your cell phone.

Please, indicate yes or no.

Thanks wink
Webmasters / Re: My First Css Quiz / Convert This Css Into Html! by monasor28(m): 4:00am On Apr 22, 2011
<address>Address</address>

@yewa-tide - i dont think mr dumbhtml knows what he is talking about,

@dhtml - the only way the <address> thing can work is if ; its a <div id="address"> with coresponding css or <div class="address"> with coresponding css

Html has no element <address>
Webmasters / Re: My First Css Quiz / Convert This Css Into Html! by monasor28(m): 9:37pm On Apr 21, 2011
First of all Nobody does inline styling any more, that is the reason CSS was  created to take care of design properties colors,hieght,transparency e.t.c

And html for structure, Any way your question is rather childish, serioulsly who's the slowpoke that set the question, excuse my language but i get upset when
anonymous people display *^$&* symptoms on public boards,

Inline styling as it called would be===

=====================================
<span style="font-size:18px;font-weight:400;line-height:21.6px"> blah blah blah </span>
======================================

DO you have any video tutorial on html5 and css3 --- i cant get my finger around it, through this lame text,
Politics / Re: The Hausas (an Alternate Pespective) by monasor28(m): 9:17pm On Apr 21, 2011
Let Me Wake ALL U Sick Half Educated Individuals And S.O.Bz

If there is anyone who has a right to talk about Nigeria and Nigerians as he likes it is ME.

My mum is from Anambra, My dad from Edo, I grew up in the north east and now am living in Lagos with my sis who is married to a Yoruba guy

So yes i have seen it all. If you really want to know the truth bout this northern-southern thing , Listen

Nigeria is very similar to the U.S , the Jews and Republican's control most of the U.S major decisions. but nobody ever told you the Arabs also tell Oga OBAMA what to do.

If you think am wrong , check the oil prices since libya starting shooting herself. Also consider which countries consumes the most crude oil, it certainly isnt Nigeria, even with our
total black out {NEPA}.

In every economy,monarch,government,community or whatever you call it there is always a ruling class, American does not rule it self -- other economies do

In our dearly beloved country, the ruling class has always been the North - whatever you want to call them - Almajiri's - Illiterate -e.t.c

It's quite painful that the southerner's have refused to wake up from it so called believe that it has monopoly over knowledge, opportuinities e.t.c

In reality the south suffer's the most in this country.

PLEASE - give me the opportunity to defend my statements.

You cannot claim "GEJ" won the PDP primaries with only votes from southern state, neither could he have won without the blessing of people like IBB,GOWON and many more military general who are mostly northerner's - you may or may not have heard of the supreme ruling council, lantan boys and KD Mafia - All northern dominated power broking sects.

Believe it or not the north has more son's and daughter's in government parastatals - military,immigration,custom, you name it.

The south has more son and daughter in America and London - cleaning toilets and washing dead bodies for money, it is the south we have to blame for 419, human trafficking which is one of the major exports of my state - Edo.

Could GEJ have become president will only votes from the south - i think not - though some of his major number's did come from the south. southern votes alone where not sufficient for him - if ur maths is good - do the subtraction.

I read somewhere on nairaland - where someone said northerner are more politically informed than southerner's - this is very true - a truism which has proved itself over and over again.

Many of the things i know i do not read in the papers, my friends still in the north intimate me about the real nitty gritty. On how Obasanjo and IBB plotted to destroy turaki's condidacy - yes - its true IBB never wanted to become president he was a distraction.

Lets just SEE GEJ victory for what is, and this is also what my watchman a kanuri by tribe from maiduguri shared with me,

Anybody can rule Nigeria, if you make the right friends, GEJ , is loved and accepted by the most powerful men in the north.

Do your home work, CPC even tried to harm some of them, the CPC dude did not win for simple reasons . , he is  not a intellectual and therefore cannot cope with the rigmaroll and diplomatic manuever besides GEJ is a neutral man- from the oil region.

And we all know who the region the biggest petroleum marketers are from , our friend dangote is a pdp man - sultan is also pdp , there are so many.

I know it is painful but only the northerner have the political genius.planning.grace to keep Nigeria intact, we are only valuable together, if we seperate we all DIE.
Webmasters / Re: Login Form by monasor28(m): 2:44pm On Apr 20, 2011
You dont need joomla are anything of that sort to search using php, it can be done using google

If you know advanced search - site:your site.com "keyword"

There is a php tutorial on the web, arghhh here it is

http://dev-tips.com/featured/php-tip-add-custom-google-search-results-to-your-site-with-php
Webmasters / Re: Pls Review This Site by monasor28(m): 2:24pm On Apr 20, 2011
O.K Now i am really pissed-

@dualcore -
Let me understand you, you will rather play down on a website's security to put its good looks in the spot light? Since when did security have anything to compromise with looks and since when did we strike out security from a site review. I want to think of security/safety as part of the user experience goals of an interactive design. What would your customer experience be like in the Nicon Hilton hotel with all its beauty if there were mines scattered in the alleys and walkways?

Dude, sprain ur vagina puttering bout this - am not against security, am just saying you guys are talking about it when from the way your site looks ; even my grandmother wouldnt use it.

Think of this word " CREDIBILITY" proper designed/visually planned site's are credible - any ugly website is not credible - you can have all the security in the world but no user i repeat no user would give you his throwaway email addy- even for fun.

Look at widesmiles site - do you mean from the bottom of your heart; if you saw that site on the web while looking for a school for your son - you would actually read even a line from the site.

This is not always so, design isnt always important, in cases where a site like widesmile talked about print paper notes - no one would care bout the design about 80% of the time.

Lets not ignore, what the television and satellite t.v has done to nigerians and the people of the world - they prefer to listen to thier feeling more than anything, security is your problem and it does not make the website any cooler - it only guarantee valuable information is not "easily" accessed .

If you are the paranoid type- you can simply employ the services of the good ol "https://" certificate - i dont believe there is any web security greater than that, yes if you really bout security study encryption/decryption - not that stale "sql injection thing that these six year old hackers in china are doing"

Facebook is safe because of encryption and a simple set of passwording the old fashion way, the good ol - if you know john and paul then you are henry because you have his pass.


Fireworks is web development application - yes? Adobe fotoshop is a graphic application - it processes vectors,rasters,all img types .
when you do mockups in fotoshop in has a function to slice , etc , look it up in your spare time, mock up allow you to assess properly what you are creating.

My typical work routine would be -
1-scribble on paper
2-mock up fotoshop till i feel satisfied, this way i can show my clients print out, if they dont like something i can easily change it before final coding
3-trouble shooting with firebug ,
4. Finish

Believe it or not am very good at this,


@widesmile - How could you believe i designed that, you can barely center a website--- you color choices are poor and you don't tell your self the truth, if you could design a little better you would understand why it is 100% possible i design that site and FYI if i could do it on corel draw or any image app - i could do it on dreamweaver, it just translating what you see into code, and please stop using table, even my grandmother uses <div> </div> you do know <div>'s .

Web design is an art and the developer must have the dignity to criticize his work, if i speak in foul language sorry, and i guess thats your problems , your emotions cloud you better judgment, start improving today by accepting that design is crap , if you would like me to do a wireframe for you something like a skeleton design - it's like feeling in the blanks. i could do one for you,

You are not my enemy, i definitely would ask for your help someday, and if you told me my work was crap, i would ask you how to fix it,

As for the facebook thing, there are graphic intensive, they just have faster server and better response technology than the regular web host who try to cut cost by doing all sort of shit.

Facebook FYI has just moved to it green server technology, i keep my ears to the floor i know what happening out there.

For the bandwith issue, do you watch video on youtube, if you do stream, then i dont think you have a bandwith problem, at least 90% of internet user have descent internet connection and most of them can watch youtube with these connections , so i guess than bandwith thing your talking about is OLD,

You should always have a mobile version of your site and that should cut the image content by more than 80%, you should know that most of your users visit your site with mobile phones especially nigeria , you can see it every you go , walk into any higher institution and you would understand what am saying. Google analytics should be able to give you a better explanation of what goes on your website.

The user is everything, he is the reason we get paid and he doesnt give a shit about security atleast it not on the top of his list 100% of the time unless he's on a site with no credibility - like using paypal or amazon to get stuff online - do you bother someone will get your details - guess not- but if you were on a new site you would TRUST would you,

Believe it or not I am very good at this
Webmasters / Re: Please Help On This Theme: Google News Site by monasor28(m): 1:13pm On Apr 20, 2011
There are two things that come up when i read your post,

A. You did not design the template
B. You dont know what you are talking about.


Cos, if you did, you would know that you can place the code inside your <html> </html> below the <div> for page title.

And it would be less painful if you were using wp or drupal, or ARE YOU?
Webmasters / Re: What's In A (website's) Name? by monasor28(m): 4:40pm On Apr 19, 2011
Common sense is not common!

For the seo thing, are people actually searching for imo lies, hell are they even searching for IMO State , or any thing remotely related to imo state
with exception to state and lies, the answer is no, therefore SEO has nothing to do with it in this case,

If you would put SEO in proper use, the web design guy should find why any one would be interested in imo lies, if there is then create a website based on that,

Google does not index websites it indexes pages so a website with a dom name imolies.com can have pages -- imolies.com/the governors ugly babe.html and so on and so forth , were a USER" search for governor imo state baba, the above page would come up in the google search.

In this case, true seo is not about what you want to talk about , it want the user wants to talk about or gossip bout, like econonmics where we have complimentary demand or derived demand - seo can be run in the same concept, it just requires a little reverse engineering,

Like if the imo lies website was created by political aspirant - then a proper seo strategy would be to build a sister site based on politics in the country, and then attempt to redirect the traffic from the sister site to the site with the dumb dom name,

I know am a little/very rude but forget about my character and apply common sense , do my words make sense , anyone ever saw FRINGE.
Webmasters / Re: Pls Review This Site by monasor28(m): 3:38pm On Apr 19, 2011
Dude, am really sorry if i hurt your fragile ego but it's the truth.

Take it like a man, That website is totally constipated.

There is nothing cool about it except the .com.ng and it actually should rather be ".edu.ng", sorry, like i said. The framework is crap.

And these guys are here talking about sql injection, this isn't about website security. Do you really think about website security when you visit your facebook/twitter/youtube page,

Dude, its all about user experience, like watching a good movie or looking at a perfectly made chick, emotion sells , sexy sells, color sells,

Use your senses to design,

FYI am not a guru, but when i was learning , the other guy always spoke to me sincerely if it was crap he would piss on it. And if it was good, he would say , NEXT,

FYI - Your fireworks kungfu is cat crap. Before you design any web site you gotta do a mock up in photoshop --- but they did'nt teach you that did they!

Dump the programming blah blah blah and concentrate on USER EXPERIENCE,

P.S - this is one of my recent design's , it's yet finished but since you think am "loko" cos i shared industry secrets with you,

Take this , "gunshot's in the air"

Webmasters / Re: Pls Review This Site by monasor28(m): 4:16am On Apr 19, 2011
WideSmile, i really dont understand you. The entire site is a mess. Take my advice and start again. Get rid of the horrible blinking text and the flash thingy, it hurts the eyes and its a terrible distraction.

A good thing bout ur work is the .com.ng , alot of idiots would rather use -ng" at the end of the dom name.

Your colors are very ugly , red , green - i dont understand why you couldnt do more research on the colors, find out the school colors and try to work from that point.

The school logo has very little attention make it large. About the graphics serioulsy you really undersell the school with your amateurish cropping - dont tell me you using the stupid image editor that came with windows.

What with the overly use of green, even if the school had green colors as a traditional color - i would seriously dumb it down on my designs.

The layout is a mess, tells me you did not even think about what you wanted it to look like, you barely centered the design and there is a space at the top of the main design, you can center using margin-left: auto; + margin-right: auto; --- margin-top: -8px;

My battery is low , will continue when the power on.

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