Bin a victim @ dat useless station.. D country sucks

Owerri1stSon:
It all started yesterday, 14th or March when I was heading to a burial at around 11am.

My longtime class mate's Mom died, so I really needed to attend that burial since it was over 8 years since I saw him back in Abuja and now I am in IMO State, and since they are coming to IMO State for their Mom's burial, I deemed it necessary to attend that burial.

Besides, we were family friends aside being in same sec. school.

I alighted at fire service in owerri, and decided trekking to the burial which is not far from the road when a SARS officer called me and was like I should give him my phone.

I wanted hesitating but while he was talking, I noticed that he just finished smoking ibo with one of those strong drinks, so I didn't want trouble or what might lead to another, I had to give him the phone.

He started checking my phone;

*He checked all my pictures from a—z but couldn't find anything.

He went to hangout and checked it but it wasn't even activated

He asked me what so many gmails were doing in my phone? That if I know the implications of many gmail in my phone, I will decide to settle with him there.

I was like WTF? Gmails? I use them in case of any online registration but he said I am "A YAHOO BOY."

I told him to to check all gmails and see if there was any yahoo message or any message that would indict me, he refused and asked me to follow him to the station.

The station was very closed by.

There he took me and handed me to some SARS officers there and was like 'This is is one of them"

There, I met other 21 innocent guys too then I knew my case was about to start.

They gave my phone to an officer who checked phones to know if guys are doing "Yahoo or Not" and when he checked my phone, he was like what is google translator doing in my phone? That I am a suspect. Just like that?

I was like sir, check those google translator and if you see any sentence that relate to yahoo, you can arrest me, he said so far I had "Google Translator" in my phone, I am a suspect..

I told them that I was attending a burial before I was called, that even if the want to hold the phone till I come back, they should cause I can't miss this, they told me to shutup.

I tried explaining to an elderly police man, what I got was a slap from him, shouting that I am a suspect, I am foolish, this and that.

I was with other innocent guys there for over 4-5 hours before my phone was pickup to be checked again.

I called them innocent because I was there when their phones where equally checked and upon finding nothing on their phones, they still arrested and wanted putting them in cell. 4 of them had to bail themselves for 24k each.

I wanted attending a burial around 11am and now, this is 4:20pm I was still with them.

My phone was recheck maybe after seeing that I ain't giving them nothing or any sort of money, they gave it back to me and allowed me to go..

I was thinking of suing them most especially the elderly man for slapping me just because I was trying to explain things to him

This stuff just made me hated Nigeria more and more.

The Police Station in Owerri, behind Fire service is a total mess.

The police/sars there are armed robbers and thieves, please, this should be checkmated.

I believe they always give them target and commission for bring guys.

They get paid if any of the guys bails themselves.

They extort illegally!!!

Bro make we smile again next wknd abeg.. Jah bless..

drizslim:
I don't see Liverpool wining back to back UCL trophy

Lemme see u guys smile

Baba abeg dey drop dis expo for me... I believe u

Looks more like Agidi.. Igbo kwenu

Nah it's d Nyansh

heendrix:


oluwa o isn't that the butt? damn

Mine is sexiest

Facebooker:
I need badoo's dick!! Too damn sexy

No b Lizzy baby b dis?

Dis guy has finally mad like his son..

thenewtribe:


https://www.google.com.ng/amp/thenationonlineng.net/okorocha-joins-imo-west-senatorial-race/amp/

Shithole country..

dainformant:
Operatives of the Special Anti-robbery Squad SARS in Ojodu-Abiodun area of Ogun State been accused of random shooting after allegedly at at young boys playing football some days ago. According to reports, the police officers who allegedly went beyond their jurisdiction into Yakoyo area of Lagos State allegedly injured some residents in the process of the shooting.

The pictured victim was said to have been protecting his younger who was running in front of him when he was shot at three times - with one of the bullets hitting him in the head.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/sars-operatives-allegedly-shoot-boys-playing-football-ogun-state-photos.html

Awon science student. U 4 allow d guy complete im practical Na.

biblegirl:
So the keke I entered today wanted to overtake a trailer. The trailer blocked him,then booom!, the keke man started warning the trailer guy
"I will jam you oo!"..
That was how I asked him to drop me without reaching my destination.... You want to jam him with what?...
You see weed?.....fear weed!!!.

Mata of tym n dey wil b looking like dia counterparts.

AHCB:
Just see how neat they all look. Wish their counterpart mounting roadblocks and collecting 50 Naira can be as neat as this.

Kudos to them and welcome home.

Statues fall on u two.

Beboy23:
Former president of Nigeria Goodluck Jonathan meets Africa's only Ballon d'Or winner George Weah, who is poised to become the next president of Liberia

What can you say about them? :

Ogogoro man.. Say no 2 ethanol!!!

D bald head beginning to show on David..

alBHAGDADI:
Below are pictures of the Interment of DJ Olu, an associate of Davido who died mysteriously with his friend Chime in his car.

Spotted at the ceremony which is currently ongoing are Davido, B-Red Asa Asika and Special Spesh.

More updates to come.

photo credit: pulse

https://www.wotzup.ng/dj-olus-interment-photos/

Eww!! At d sight of dis picture, u feel infected

Kolababe:
This is the first case of Monkeypox that has been recorded in Akwa Ibom State. The Commissioner for Information in Akwa Ibom, Charles Udoh, in a statement issued in Uyo, confirmed the single case. He also said that the state government was investigating two more cases suspected to be monkeypox.


http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/first-case-of-monkey-pox-discovered-in-akwa-ibom-photos

Hahahahaha.. #faints

40kobo77:
Poor rat.

Maybe the rat left a wife and kids at home, to go hustle for their daily bread.

Now the wife is a widow. Who will now train the rat kids?

Live by d gun, die by d gun..

stephenduru:
According to Auwal from Mubi,Adamawa state who works at Nigeria Police Force,a sergeant,SARS and Captain in the army were killed by robbers.Below is what he wrote...

'May your souls Rest in peace sergeant f,SAS and capt.in the Nigeria Army all fire by arm rubbers'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/09/robbers-kill-sars-officialsergeant-and.html?m=1

Chisos!!!

kingxsamz:
from grass to grass...
haters won't like this

Chisos!!!!!

repogirl:
In father Edehs voice "Ah..hee!"

Jump up

farano:
Kcee is currently in China for his Asian tour and promotion of his new single title "love boat" featuring Diamond Platnumz. The singer was spotted eating popcorn on the street of china. Hmm, he captioned the photo:

"I miss Nigerian food, so hungry but thank God for this pop corn #loveboat"

But 9ja food dey China na..

https://instagram.com/p/5rMYwKRKyw/

Dis kcee get striking resemblance wit iyanya

kaylechy:
Seyi shay gat the smallest b00bs in the game

Mehn she gat no boobs @ all wit al d hottnes..#Unfortunate

azpekuliar:
Incredible hulk.

U tuk d words outta ma mouth...#Fearnorth

Gurgle:

mad man

Few re roamin

greysmith:
I'm not one to rush down here with my personal issues but this particular one just beats me. The problem? My girlfriend came over today. No her coming is not the problem, the problem is that she kept pestering me for sex even though her monthly visitor was, well, visiting.

We started dating a couple of weeks back and, like some persons would put it, we started with a bang...literally. Now for the purpose of argument, I've enjoyed every minute of sex with her and her 'nymphoism' meets mine half way. What I just can't wrap my fingers around is why she'd want us to do the do when the do is going to be bloody.

Personally, I feel it's dirty, unhygienic and spiritually unacceptable. Please guys, am I the one taking things too far? Would you have sex with your girlfriend when she's seeing her monthly visitor? And ladies, would you ask for sex at that time of the month?

P.S........my girlfriend left my place angry, she won't even pick my calls.

U min she dey kil foul?

skyfullofstars:


Yes, where I come from women are as free as men sexually talking. As much as men keep many girlfriends, girls also keep many partners. I personally don't like doing so, cause I would feel used, but I have some girlfriends that sleep with different men, only for pleasure, not money.

Wow! I dnt mind sharin same town wit u o

agarawu23:
stolen things will never last forever!!!


assuming police no catch them, they will start rocking town with big eye ladies that don't know the source of their wealth.

the car will kill them one day nooni

Niga 4get d@ tin jawe. Ow mny of our polithiefians don die 4 aircrash wit d whole priv8 jets dem tk we moni dey buy. D robbers jux nided d SPECIAL ONE 2 complete a job wel done

Ribena02:
Whenever I come across this pishure,I always feel like
dumping my Gf to find better endowed bae

Ribena02:
Whenever I come across this pishure,I always feel like
dumping my Gf to find better endowed bae

Ribena02:
Whenever I come across this pishure,I always feel like
dumping my Gf to find better endowed bae

Can ma trash can b of help 2 u?

favouredseed:
We will keep praying for his coconut head. #Dauradullard

Lol.. As d coconut head no gree break nko?