decomaniaboss:
The transmission wasn't transmitted properly so he transmitted it to the commissioner

pyyxxaro:
Let's start killing them here tooo


B4 they turn into Herdmen

nurey:


sterilizing the soil to kill harmful microscopic organisms and their eggs. After bagging you will need to apply nutrients back into such soil because nutrients have also been burnt off.

oladiran2:
Even those who didn't study agric like us who did are going into it because they know it's worth, especially when you have th market.our local amunututu(spinach) is real cash when u have a market connection like shoprite and other malls

FlirtyKaren:
A lady and Twitter user @H3NNYC0K3 is currently trending on the social media platform, after she shared the advantages of cheating on your boyfriend/girlfriend in advance.

The lady who recounted her ugly breakup story, disclosed that after she stumbled upon nude photos on her boyfriend's phone, she also brought out her own proof of cheating and declared they were even. her tweets reads;

Broooo I went through my mans phone while we were sleeping once and found nudes.... I deadass slapped him awake so hard that his earring came off. I wake him up like “Who this? CALL HER RIGHT FUCKING NOW” nigga was the Bleep shook.

Niggas always wanna use that raspy fake crying voice talm bout “baby please I’m sorry I love you” when you catch them cheating. Shutup pussy. Luckily I cheated in advance and showed him proof out of my phone right then and there. I’m like “it’s cool bro we’re even now”... the look on his face  Plot twist.

This nigga had the nerve to choke me like “YOU GAVE MY PUSSY AWAY? YOU CHEATED TOO? FUCKIN THOT”.... Bloop. First of all, I cheated just in case... plus I was suspicious. You just cheated cause you wanted to. There’s a difference  LMFAO

Now we just choking and screaming at eachother back and forth looking dumb trying to justify our reasons for cheating... then he drives me home and Im crying the whole way there cuz I’m soft smh

I block him on everything and im deadass done. My friends hitting me up telling me he contacted all of them and shit....then a couple days later My moms like “hey you got a delivery”

Nigga wrote me a whole ass heartfelt novel in that card... eventually I was just like ehh Bleep it we both cheated, let me stop being mad so we can be in love again n shit. And that’s exactly what I did.  Happily ever after.

Moral of the story is: cheating builds character. And ALWAYS cheat in advance so when and if you find your partner cheating it doesn’t hurt as much  if y’all meant for eachother y’all will get thru it LMAO

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I left out the part where he cursed all my bestfriends out for smiling in his face knowing that I cheated on him. He really texted all their phones blacking  they were all sending me screenshots

https://lailasnews.com/lady-cheats-on-her-boyfriend-in-advance-because-she-was-suspecting-him-of-same/

Lalasticlala

sulasa07:
Where is d husband?

Lilisticlili:
Am a lady,am asking the question for a friend who needs help


Keepp quoting nonsense

lefulefu:
Even before i open this thread i know say na Kenya such thing like dis will happen.

SUPERPACK:
a bird in hand is better than 2 in the bush, pls in case you decide to move to Canada, let me replace you in your current company.
thanks.

ayosat:
6) FERTILISATION PROCESS : After exracting the eggs and the removal of the testicles, the next step is to mix them both so that fertilisation can take place. This occur by cuting the testicles extracted from the male and geting the milt out into the eggs. Some uses low concentrated salt water solution to mix them, others use ordinary water. Eitherways use the one that work for you. Both the eggs and milt are mixed together by gently shaking the bowl or using a plastic spoon so that the sperm sticks to the eggs. 7) SPREAD THE FERTILIZED EGGS : This is the stage in which the already fertilized eggs from the bowl is slowly spread upon the net on the spawning vat. Make sure that the eggs are evenly spread and that spaces are left in between them so that the hatched fries (hatchlings)can pass through the hole and get down to the bottom of the vat.

VenomousTruth:
I got exposed by friends n started masturbating at 7 but months after our house help who was 21 as at that time, sucked my-then tiny peniis and had me insert my whole fist in and out of her vaginna, I touched a lot of soft things in there, I forgot about masturbation... I enjoyed it so much that we continued and at 13, I had my dick inside of her for the first time. that was when I knew a vagina is usually warm n can be incredibly SWEET!... in school, a lot of girls loved to molest me when they see me behind closed corners, they'd drag me to the female toilet and try to make me do nasty things you're imagining . At first, I don't allow them but after the experience with the house help, I furking loved being molested by girls especially older ladies cos my sister's friends do Bleep me behind their mom's coca cola store room I even licked one of the girls pussy in my school toilet for the first time in my life...I became so corrupt sexually. I wouldn't want to talk about my computer teacher

in class, while a teacher is busy teaching, I'm busy fingering patience, who knows what a clit is then? ;Dlol I even use to go to Patience's house to greet her very old grandma and still fûck patience when the grandma is busy with her snuff outside, I fingered an army man's daughter at the back of his car while he was driving and he never noticed due to my innocent looks and gentle nature. I'd tell loveth where I'm hiding when we play hide n seek and when she comes, we'll start having sex while the others will be so happy that loveth isn't coming their way...and after the sex cos I usually cum quickly n wash off the sperrm, then it will be my turn to seek and I'll meet loveth again and fûck her again..sometimes, I even fûck her 2 sisters Jane and Sandra while we do this so-called hide n seek and non of them knew I fûck the rest... its really that bad

I fûcked so much after getting to know that sex is really sweet n I didn't even remember anything called masturbation ever again... As in, I dey fûck like horse till blood begin come out of the Toto sef , thats just how fûcking bad it is but i thank God it helped me quit mastubation!

Now here's what I'm saying.. ""I stopped masturbating after I experienced sex""

hustla:
This Buhari sef

faithfull18:
Spend less and Save more on data...take the nearest bus to my profile or take a look at my signature..

Funjosh:
Chat me up for these beautiful creatures


08094032285


50k price negotiable


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