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Celebrities / Re: Olufemi Olukayode Adeyemi: F-Shaw Is Back In The Studio (Photos) by MrJonzer: 11:29am On Aug 18, 2017
OKorowanta:


Bros leave am,Body go tell am.
If u don't have dat extra talent,it's very difficult to break into d crowded industry.
Na so one guy go drop 500k on top one guy head to sing,till today dem still dey catch winsh.

Crowded my foot! How many music stars can Nigeria boast of? Still a lot of space to fill. The juice in d industry is still waiting to be tapped

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Celebrities / Re: “If I Want To Do A Collabo, It Will Be With Tekno” Says Segun Arinze by MrJonzer: 1:02pm On Aug 03, 2017
Lol
Politics / Re: Those Funding Nnamdi Kanu Will Be Exposed Soon – Al-mustapha by MrJonzer: 7:52pm On Jul 23, 2017
Hahaha Nigeria is just a fucking script...
Culture / Re: Ifa Devotees Who Engaged In Fraudulent Activities Beg Alaafin 4 Forgiveness(pics by MrJonzer: 9:09am On Jul 23, 2017
Nebuchadnezar:
later some vagabond scumbags will come here and lament how ipob are bowing down to their leader kanu.
shameless hypocrites
useless gbegiri grinding demons


Where did all these trash talking come from? Maybe your brain is made of trash.. hmmm...
Religion / Re: 5 Silly Reasons Why Some People Don't Go To Church These Days by MrJonzer: 8:55am On Jul 23, 2017
Calismart:
I have observed that some people no longer go to church these days due to one silly reason or the other.

Sundays are for rest,yes but you must keep this day holy by going to church and abstaining from certain works.

According to my observation,these are some reasons why people don't go to Church on Sundays these days.

1.They Don't Have Offering Money

It is so right that you should give offering when you go to church but because there is no money on you should not stop you from going.

People has formed the habit of staying at home especially on days of donations or project sundays.This is not good at all.
Endeavour to go to church even if you don't have any money for offering or donations.


2. They Don't Have Any New Clothes

This mostly applies to the ladies.
Ladies don't pick offence here but i am talking based on what i am seeing.

What happened to the ones you have?
Put them on and go to Church,for it is not a place of beauty pageant.
You are going there to worship your God and not to showcase your clothes and fashion.

I remember a novel i read in secondary school 'Without A Silver Spoon'.
The boy,though i have forgotten his name,had no clothes for Church so he wore his School white and shorts to church on sundays.

The pastor or reverend won't chase you out for not wearing new clothes.

3. A Little Rainfall

I must admit it,i am a victim of this.
Just like this morning.It was raining.My brother was preparing for church but i was just in bed wondering whether to join him or no .
I later did and before i knew it the rain stopped.

I remember our reverend saying one day that if you don't come to Church because of rain,it means you didn't want to come.

You can get an umbrella or if the rainfall is not what an umbrella can handle,make sure you attend another service session that day.


4. Church Is In The Mind
This one annoys me the most.

Some people will say its not a must to go to church every sunday.When you ask them why,they tell you that Church is in the mind.

They always claim to be better than those that sleep in the Church everyday.


4. Midnight Calls And Browsing.

Some people will just stay up throughout the night making calls and browsing but when its time to go to church in the morning,they can't get up again.

There is God o.

You can add yours.


From>>http://www.storiesmagic.com/2017/07/5-silly-reasons-why-some-people-dont-go.html?m=1


You can go to church on media too right? (watching TBN)
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards Celebrates His 28th Birthday Today by MrJonzer: 10:14am On Jul 22, 2017
Born in 1989 is 28 Op..
Romance / Re: Pictures Of Chinese Lady With The Sexiest Buttocks by MrJonzer: 11:45am On Jul 06, 2017
.....and she bend it over like she ain't got no backbone #badass #badunkadunk
Health / Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by MrJonzer: 9:02am On Jul 06, 2017
it normal. Plus, most guys are right handed. So the left bweast gets a lot of attention.
Autos / Re: Buy Cars from Cotonou without stress and your car(s) will be delivered 48 hours by MrJonzer: 5:07pm On Jul 03, 2017
Pls, can I get a Toyota Corolla for 1.6m with all the papers?
Business / Re: Is Folarin Alakija & Nazanin Jafarian's White Wedding The Most Lavish Ever? by MrJonzer: 11:47pm On Jun 12, 2017
idolda:
Nigerians and their stupid notice me mentality. Money that could have been put to better use by investing in charities wasted away just to boast their ego

Is it your money?
Romance / Re: "Richard Nyong Impregnated Me" - Ebiere, Ex-Staff Shares Photo Of His Son by MrJonzer: 9:45pm On May 20, 2017
itsJude:
I dey come


Make i grab coke angry



I done come back

women i spit on that gender

No shame

U have a relationship with a married man

E no do u , u get belle

U knew after u missed ur first period but u kept it aka i done hammer

Now u are shamelessly forming good

Nonsense women everywhere

Desperate gutter beggars

Why una dey abort poor man pikin?

Money mongers

From recharge card begging to baby mama i spit


LWKMD!!!! After dem get belle na wen dey turn gutter beggars ? **I'm dancing and there's no music**
Crime / Re: Woman Pours Hot Water On Husband In Kaduna For Marrying Another Wife (Graphic) by MrJonzer: 9:28pm On May 20, 2017
Case settled na...what else?
Agriculture / Re: Growing Banana In Nigeria: How To Start The Farming by MrJonzer: 8:13pm On May 20, 2017
Growing banana...Hmmm with all the bananas...
Family / Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by MrJonzer: 8:11pm On May 20, 2017
You people shud leave broke men and their erection alone...
Health / Re: Severe Headache by MrJonzer: 3:36pm On May 20, 2017
babyme1:
Please house i need help. My mum is in her early 60s. She isnt diabetic and her BP is normal. There is no medical history as far as i can remember. She suddenly developed this severe headache around the ear region. At first she thought it was ear pains. She went to an ENT doc and a comprehensive check was done but nothing was detected.

She has been to the Ibom Specialist Hospital where d Indians there did a scan on her head but nothing was found. She was given lots of medications but the pains doesnt stop. The pain is so severe she weeps sometimes.

We have done all in our capacity but mum isnt ok. I just spoke with her on phone now and im actually crying bc i can feel the pain over the phone. What could be the cause of this? What should we do? We dont want to loose her pls. Thanks

God heal your mum. Amen!

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Health / Re: Severe Headache by MrJonzer: 3:36pm On May 20, 2017
babyme1:
Please house i need help. My mum is in her early 60s. She isnt diabetic and her BP is normal. There is no medical history as far as i can remember. She suddenly developed this severe headache around the ear region. At first she thought it was ear pains. She went to an ENT doc and a comprehensive check was done but nothing was detected.

She has been to the Ibom Specialist Hospital where d Indians there did a scan on her head but nothing was found. She was given lots of medications but the pains doesnt stop. The pain is so severe she weeps sometimes.

We have done all in our capacity but mum isnt ok. I just spoke with her on phone now and im actually crying bc i can feel the pain over the phone. What could be the cause of this? What should we do? We dont want to loose her pls. Thanks

God heal you mum. Amen

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Politics / Re: Shame On Those Wishing Buhari Dead- Adesina by MrJonzer: 3:32pm On May 20, 2017
Oh well! We all gon' die...
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Cheat? Even Now, Women Have Become Better Cheats! by MrJonzer: 12:09pm On May 07, 2017
Raine80:

It's not low-key it lingers...

Hmmm...lingers that's one perspective there.
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Cheat? Even Now, Women Have Become Better Cheats! by MrJonzer: 10:40am On May 07, 2017
Raine80:

There is no better at it here, you find narcissists amongst both sexes there are men rising someone else's children and there are women who are not aware that the repeat infections she gets are not the result of evil spirits she is now also infected with HIV courtesy of her husband.

Yes and vice versa. The harm cheating causes to relationships lowkey tho'
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Cheat? Even Now, Women Have Become Better Cheats! by MrJonzer: 10:33am On May 07, 2017
Raine80:

There is no better at it here, you find narcissists amongst both sexes there are men rising someone else's children and there are women who are not aware that the repeat infections she gets are not the result of evil spirits she is now also infected with HIV courtesy of her husband.

Yes and vice versa. Very saddening the harm promiscuity causes to relationships.
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Cheat? Even Now, Women Have Become Better Cheats! by MrJonzer: 10:04am On May 07, 2017
Raine80:
Women cheat , men cheat one of them is better at it than the other.


Men folk is better I guess but a woman can take it to a whole 'nother level 'cos the man provokes it in them.
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Cheat? Even Now, Women Have Become Better Cheats! by MrJonzer: 10:00am On May 07, 2017
dacblogger:
Women cheat cos men push them into cheating...stay faithful n your wife won't be forced to,it's as simple as that.

Hmmm not that simple tho.
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Cheat? Even Now, Women Have Become Better Cheats! by MrJonzer: 9:52am On May 07, 2017
Kondomatic:
Women cheat as much as men but men easily get caught

Kinda true on d average...it's not their jurisdiction maybe.
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Cheat? Even Now, Women Have Become Better Cheats! by MrJonzer: 9:33am On May 07, 2017
evanscheck:


Don't bring me to ur level pls ... U re really high


Define "really high" in one sentence.
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Cheat? Even Now, Women Have Become Better Cheats! by MrJonzer: 9:21am On May 07, 2017
evanscheck:
Ur write up is nt coordinating Oo . are u sure u are nt high on one of those cheap things.

Maybe yeah, Maybe not...choose one.
Romance / Why Do Men Cheat? Even Now, Women Have Become Better Cheats! by MrJonzer: 9:17am On May 07, 2017
I love my wife, I am going to give her all she wants and needs. She's going to be comfortable. Then he switches; "but I go get one smallie wey go dey rub my belle for me"
why can't your wife do that for you? "She's not the Sex type, she gets tired easily, we going to keep making love but I go get one smallie wey go dey 'pleasurize' me lol "

There's hardly ever any married guy who's not had extra marital affairs (it's not cheating until when caught as the saying goes) but they love and fear (respect) their wives.

"My wife is going to be my good girl, bad girl, rude girl. She's going to play multiple roles. Achievable with good communication, I will never have extra marital affair"

Voice From Above: shut da eff up! You're not married yet!

Why do men cheat? Even now, women have become better cheats!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Bisola's Sister At UNILAG To Share Recharge Cards by MrJonzer: 11:43pm On Apr 04, 2017
Kzealz:
And we are busy promoting something that will never add to the economic situation of the country... What have we done to ourselves.. Where is our morality? If anyone here can name what he or she have learnt so far from BBN..just one reasonable tin.. Den I guess am a fool for not following the trend...

Fool
Romance / Re: What Is The One Thing You Do Not Tolerate In A Relationship? by MrJonzer: 12:07am On Feb 22, 2017
Niyuu:
You do not insult me. You just don't.


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