Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,198,429 members, 7,968,145 topics. Date: Sunday, 06 October 2024 at 07:08 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Naawee's Profile / Naawee's Posts
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (of 6 pages)
Romance / Re: Can I Sleep With My Step Mum by naawee: 7:26am On Nov 09, 2008 |
C'mun, f**k dat wet pussie real hard if the legs are wide open or the ass is just in front of you! whatchu fuckin' waiting for? Slam that ass nigga! Oh, u got 2 double-pump up ur switchin' game , nigga! |
Romance / Re: Why don't We Fall In Love With Ugly People? by naawee: 7:19am On Nov 09, 2008 |
Because they are fuckin' ugly! Ugly dudes and shawties have got nothing to offer except they have Seal's characteristics! Lol! Spitting out cool shit for y'all to vibe with! I remain the realest on Nland! |
Crime / Re: Why Do Girls Get Raped? by naawee: 7:17am On Nov 09, 2008 |
Because they fuckin' need to get f**ked real hard until that pussy becomes sore! Thats how we niggaz do shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Though I'm yet to rape a girl, but I hope I'll do so soon just for the sake of doing it! |
Romance / Re: Why Women Date Ugly Black Guys by naawee: 7:14am On Nov 09, 2008 |
Y'all fools! Why the f**k would a silly ugly dumbass nigga come up here and be spitting raw shit like, "i'm so godamn f**kin' ugly but gat the shawties rolling with me!"! Thats plain bullshit. All hot shawties wherever I am gotta roll with me! I'm 2H2H (=2 Hot 2 Handle) and I run all lascivious and raunchy hot chicks in my godamn motherfuckin palm! Yeah, Thats me and what my V and F accounts do for me! So shut y'all morons and ugly niggaz! How many of ur phoney shits gotta come out of ur ugly faces b4 y'all know it's time to grow up and respect the king who never slacks but always doublepump his switching game?! F**k y'all ugly niggaz! I'maa fucin' bumb on y'all! Fools and dunnies here rantin' shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Romance / Re: Why Women Date Ugly Black Guys by naawee: 3:33am On Oct 24, 2008 |
men, I'll take that shawtie off you! U fuckin' ugly and u coming to lie to me bitches all crazy about cha? Damn, u must have a very big and long black d**k thats suffering from priapic disorders! If I see any of u ugly chumps swaggering down my block with hot blondes or salacious blackies, dudes, I'm take her quickly off you and she'll have no option but to roll on with 2H2H because I'ma give an offer she woon't be able to refuse. And thats from my verbal and financial accounts, dunnies! F**k y'all ugly Niggaz! I'll bomb on y'all fools with long black dicks! Shit!!!!! |
Romance / Re: White Or Black Girls,who show more Affection by naawee: 3:17pm On Oct 07, 2008 |
kiwi992: Nice expository essay. Thumbs up! At least, I've seen one Nlander who's switchin' his game 360. But you are entirely wrong about Russian shawties. Probably, you are yet to get deep in this area. The f**k you spitting shit like, Russians are crap? Probably, you aint gat what it takes. C'mon, duh, just be shinin' gleam clean; move your dough up the mountains and be gone before that bitch knows whats goin' on. |
Romance / Re: White Or Black Girls,who show more Affection by naawee: 11:32am On Oct 06, 2008 |
LadyT: I am yet to strike you, BITCH! I'll have to FIRST guage if d "T" in ur nick, LadyT, is tight enough. Guage properly if ur black pussie is Tight enough n doesn't stink. Then I'll give it a thought if u fit to roll with me. If u fit, BITCH, I'll scatter ur pussie from all critical angles like it's no good. I know u like ma style. Spit straight to your face with hoody goodies. Make you melt savorin' the moment! B4 u know it, 2H2H is gone cos I'm fuckin' 2 Hot 2 Handle, BITCH! |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Get A Girl's Phone Number But Never Call? by naawee: 11:19am On Oct 06, 2008 |
I'll still be smackin' shawties real tight. Pussie's just so nice. Hang in there in a pussie even if u r tired of smackin' wackily! Tear that pussie apart. Don't call no BITCH! She needs to call you n u have to decide if she's hot enough to chill with cha! Shawties are shit! Just smack their pussies intoto! |
Romance / Re: Dating a White Lady (or Man) by naawee: 10:38am On Oct 06, 2008 |
I love white chicks! Esp. the scandinavian blondes! Been there couple times and they so, so gorgeous. They give the very best of sex and not just fuckin'! They gat very nice and always wet pussies! them white chicks can f**k n suck dicks so good. Shit! I love u'all white chicks! Black chicks are also gorgeous but cultural and religious issues methinks, restrict their sexual activeness. They have boundaries when it comes to sex and I dislike that! I love fuckin pussies hard, actualizing all my fantasies without boundaries! If I catch you in bed, men, I'll so blaze your pussie so deep and hard from all critical angles that u'll come back beggin' for more! I don't date no bitch, I just f**k pussies tight! Switchin' my game 24/7. |
Romance / Re: Collection Of Lovable Lines We Use While Talking To A Girloooooooooooooooooooooo by naawee: 9:47am On Oct 06, 2008 |
shegirl71: U don't need to cos you just wouldn't be able. I can teach you how to blaze your hood so good if you want! |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Get A Girl's Phone Number But Never Call? by naawee: 10:29pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
8ball: U'll fix me up? Nigga, I'll tax you six times you've ever been taxed! U gon' fix me? Guess u must be jokin', huh? I'll have u hanged with no rope! In fact, u'll be factually prevailed upon to suicide. Better don't f**k with me! Get u thumped off intoto, slowpoke! |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Get A Girl's Phone Number But Never Call? by naawee: 10:24pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
sistawoman: Sista, can we ever come to a compromise? You are the nicest sista I have here on Nland. So stop acting like you turnin' stupid. You are not! Just don't derail! You have all it takes to roll with me I think. Post ur pic so I know if you are gorgeous enough and I might come look for you when I have time. You been sounding not that bad. Think I can make you better! |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Get A Girl's Phone Number But Never Call? by naawee: 2:37pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
violent: U think u violent enough? I gat enough shit to violently shut u off enough that you'll personally have to run to your mum and holla at ma ends to help you grow up and the B-block niggaz with me will just get you violently smacked off your hood into exile where you'll have to live in stinky cribs with no windows and no shawties for you to f**k tight. You actin' all too uptight and tight up so we gettin' you f**kin' worked up, fool! |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Get A Girl's Phone Number But Never Call? by naawee: 2:27pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
Ujujoan: Men, I am gettin' sick of Nland. You guys are all fools. Where's debosky? That guy sounded sensible. Y'all fools. Ranting rubbish! I'll have to f**k on y'all! Get the f**k of my posts. Just ignore them. Guys who understand what hood guys do and how hood niggaz holla will foerever holla at me!!! |
Romance / Re: Collection Of Lovable Lines We Use While Talking To A Girloooooooooooooooooooooo by naawee: 2:13pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
darefestus: What do you mean? Stap what? I can't understand. I am just expressing my views. This is just how I fuckin' live ma fuckin' life. You are nothin' but a "faky"! You just can't be me nor sound like me. All shawties be lookin' past you! |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Get A Girl's Phone Number But Never Call? by naawee: 2:08pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
violent: I am a kid. I am just 15! Fool! You just proved you are one by believing I'm a kid. Can a < 25 sound like me? Because I'm >= 25 and sounding like 18, dress like I am 22, you think I'm a kid. What an unintuitive dolt. Go get schooled, "stupid"! |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Get A Girl's Phone Number But Never Call? by naawee: 2:06pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
Ifedisky: In fact, I don't even have ur time. I just have to have you smuggled real tight into your GF's pussie and I'll see how both of you will f**k each other later. I will axe you, nigga into shrapnels. Better go read your books, fool! |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Get A Girl's Phone Number But Never Call? by naawee: 2:03pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
cold: You are just so stupid. My tangential stupidity as you just hinted will come off with full force into d fuckin' godamn mothafuckin' pussie of ur bitches' pussies and I will have no option but to just sit back, relax and laugh at how you'll be screaming from orgasmic disorders emanating from my stupid way of stitchin' off bitches' pussies. You fool, get the F off and never come here to rant stupid shit no more, BITCH! |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Get A Girl's Phone Number But Never Call? by naawee: 11:30am On Oct 04, 2008 |
sistawoman: I've asked and people said they aint no no fuckin' shit about you! You might lose out on me. I've given you a chance you know! So let me know how hot you are so I can decide if you are fit to roll with me? Opportunity comes just once, beware! So act fast! Intellectually, I can say you are not that bad! So time for you to prove you are physically splendid, and I'll make you have a feel of my best switchin' styles. So holla at ur boy, sista! |
Romance / Re: Collection Of Lovable Lines We Use While Talking To A Girloooooooooooooooooooooo by naawee: 11:19am On Oct 04, 2008 |
shegirl71: How are you, baby? Why did you choose not to insult me this time? You now that scared of me metaphorically spanking your dumby- bitchy-ass that hard? C'mon, I can be nice at times if only you can prove to me you aint fuckin' stupid. So sup? Whatz goin' on, sweetie? I'm off to shower, u know how enjoyable it is to shower in the morning so early and get prepared for the next bitch to come in and smell some sweet- smelling miyake fragrance on you resultin' in sexual attraction that leads to female leg-spreadin' and 2H2H smackin' so hard but so good and too hood! Whatz hat, shegirl?=)) |
Romance / Re: Collection Of Lovable Lines We Use While Talking To A Girloooooooooooooooooooooo by naawee: 9:49am On Oct 04, 2008 |
playah P: You are a big fool! You can't get no shawtie. With the way you've come across on this forum, you are nothing but a wretched nigga losing out big time on the switching game. Go kick up your game triple-pumply, fucka! |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Get A Girl's Phone Number But Never Call? by naawee: 8:12am On Oct 04, 2008 |
tope2000: Why should I be when I have the bitches all wrapped around my palms? Sistawoman been coming across as sensible. So I thought it won't be a bad idea to switch my game on her a little bit. But I would still have to confirm if she's hot enough to have a feel of my game! You, Tope, from your posts, I have this feeling you are nothing but a dumbass bitchy BITCH! It may interest you to note that 2H2H is just goin' look past your wretched pussie! Holla at ur boy, sistawoman! Dolla me for readin' my posts, you top(e) fool! |
Romance / Re: White Or Black Girls,who show more Affection by naawee: 10:55pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
black chicks are all dumb assess-- maybe with some few exceptions! White chicks aint bad at all. They know how to get down with cha when it comes to fuckin'. Affection wise, they just rule. Now I scatter black pussies like they aint no good but have sentimental sex with ma white chicks. They very sweet guys. Whit chicks. love y'all=) 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Get A Girl's Phone Number But Never Call? by naawee: 10:44pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
sistawoman: oh, you that hot, huh? Your post always funny 2 me. Think I'm beginning to like you! |
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Always Go For Bad Boys? by naawee: 10:50pm On Sep 29, 2008 |
You guys are so fuckin' ridiculous. I am no bad boy and I gat them girls fallin' all over heels over me. But who's a bad boy? A wicked person? I need a concrete definition. I'm a proud and naughty person but nice in character if I like you, though you f**k up, you gettin' spanked to where you definitely belongs. I do not consider myself a bad boy ( whatever that means) but with girls, only God knows. Just love fuckin' with rules and crime in my own way! |
Romance / Re: White Or Black Girls,who show more Affection by naawee: 6:38pm On Sep 29, 2008 |
tope2000: Please, Tope, will you teach me how to make "undumb" posts? |
Romance / Re: White Or Black Girls,who show more Affection by naawee: 6:31pm On Sep 29, 2008 |
tope2000: This thread is suppose to be a thread for niggaz! U bitches Lesbies, huh? |
Romance / Ask The Moderators To Allow Me Post In The Thread: by naawee: 6:29pm On Sep 29, 2008 |
I was stopped from makin' more postings in the thread I started, "How to Make Girls Come Beggin' More!". Moderator, if you are reading this, I have very good intentions! To help wussie Nlander, I mean the male wussies switch up their flows. They aint gettin' laid you know because they lack the skills. I am ready to spit this shit out in good colors. I mean shit acquired from good hoody years of hittin' on whores in the hood! Trust me on this, you'll receive multitudes of appreciation from dudes who'll benefit from it immensely! I am highly committed to this way of life and intensely determined to help Nigerian wussies come out of their shells and have fun a bit. They've been too bored for ages. Man or girl, this shit is tight. My hood loves it and I so confident there are guys out there who really need this stuff. I feel this forum is meant to be educative so allow me help these helpless fools scared of ladies to at least get themselves f**ked. Help me help these guys for you through your site. Hopin' to hear from you Moderators! This shit's worth thousands of $, fellas! |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (of 6 pages)
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 100 |