Hahahaha.............lolz

obisite:

OMOH! U sabi see GOBE wella o, u even com d party sef, na LuvPrince4grammer b dat jawe

Actually, I was at the party but Luvprince4grammer too stingy, no much drink to cool body :

poundsmaker: ;DNa him oooooo. people, make una help me beg luvprince4"grammer" ooooo, he don start again make him no bring basuka machine gun scatter our head for here oooo

Hahahahahaha, abeg, make u no carry laugh scatter me here . I no fit shout ooooo

luvprince4real: u just dey talk anyhw.

Show oooo, no be u wey walex and obisite organized party for correcting somebody thereby mis-spelling grammar !!!

Piresios:


Dats ok.act lik a Man.
Nway,vry sori,if d post really sound rudi....we'l all meet @ d top.

Just to commend your sense of humour, ever willing to accept fault which is very rare in our society today. Keep it up!!!

bigbussy: My fellow officers in the house, as we longing for the exam/interview date, I pray for God's mercy to see us through.

Likely exam Questions and Answers:

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete
floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in
one hand and four apples and three oranges in
the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what
it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid

Best of luck

Lol.

lolz, all work no play makes bigbussy a dull !!!

bigbussy: My fellow officers in the house, as we longing for the exam/interview date, I pray for God's mercy to see us through.

Likely exam Questions and Answers:

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete
floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in
one hand and four apples and three oranges in
the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what
it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid

Best of luck

Lol.

lolz, all work no play makes bigbussy a dull !!!

ifedayosol: Yes u r ryt...if na guy now, sm pipu 4 don shout on am say sebi dem warn u not to drop mail address anyhow. Hahahahaha, as dem see NGOZI, dem reply politely

'' ladies first'' I no dey there when oyibo talk am. Na favour from above.

ricky alphonsus: lol, shebi na because na chick ask nw na eim mk una cool dwn answer am abi. If 2 say d name sound lik guy own nw una 4 dn ask am weda e no c d name of d thread or fire am wit talk like una go cary fire me nw. Lol

My guy, na God do am, no be man. Abi u won turn to chick? Anyway, na favour from above.

Piresios:

It's a scam.I receive somtin of such months bac.
Jus ignore it,as if notin enters ur phone.

Thanks a million. I will heed to your advise.

Hello friends, I was given a text message to come for an interview at surulere . Did anybody receive such message. The interview is scheduled for this week. Kindly advise me nairalanders.

isaacreigns: Do u speak or understand a bit of German?

My bro! I dey learn, so correction is accepted nd expected.. Lolzz.. Danke Dis is a more civilised way to teach/correct sum1.. Danke [/quote]Civilized guys are eager to accept corrections anytime, anyday while uncivilized guys can fight just for a simple correction.

isaacreigns: Do u speak or understand a bit of German?

My bro! I dey learn, so correction is accepted nd expected.. Lolzz.. Danke Dis is a more civilised way to teach/correct sum1.. Danke

mhozzis: clap for yourself. Oloshi

I dey hail oooo

twaintoy: We all are not graduates. Remember there was a vacancy for ND holders, NCE, GCE and all that.

A primary school child can write a correct sentence. Let's call a spade a spade.

mhozzis: [quote author=naijaobi]
graduate...choi
Yo
i dey tell u o....dollar baby..lolu guus can make same mistake so why the noise

Oyibo ga egbukwa mmadu ebe a. I dee hail una. Dollar baby and mhozzis !!!

cricifixo: i wonder d time of the year they conduct dia tests nd interviews

My dear, cool ur temper. The same way advertisement came out uknownly, so also the test and interview. Just keeping praying !!!

ojialo: big foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Hahahahahahahahah-------------,- Trouble de sleep, wahala come wake am.

enifoghalemax: naijaobi.....sowi heen! Na maths not mathes jux incase u (•͡.̮ •͡) am for NIS Q, na option D ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. *singing* olodo rabta, oju eja l'omoje oni lo paper, sileti lo ma lo, shiiiooooorrrrr. Ɨƚɑ., Ɨƚɑ., Ɨƚɑ.,
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No be small thing oooooo, Just passing by.

Skyrex: but knw dat its just a typographical error.

No hard feelings, you're a good guy sha. Enjoy your evening !!!!

julie-doe:



Sorry to say but Oyibo ga egbu kwa mmadu here.... lol, Adasco I *hails u oooo

lolz............... funny. Though !!!!

[quote author=julie-doe]


Sorry to say but Oyibo ga egbu kwa mmadu here.... lol, Adasco I *hails u oooo[/quote Hahahahahaha---_------dey don blow another one?

enifoghalemax:
Naiobi and his/her counterpart! U guyz v P. Walaitalaisumobilai. E ni isoro. Where u guyz were suppose to lay ur heads low n reason how to move ahead, its dog gone mad or mad gone dog n rabies u arguing here! If u guyz don't v reasonable contributions, y not go hug transformer nao. Ah! *hiss*

my dear, all work no play makes Jack a lazy boy.

obisite:






Wonderin hw u tak knw say Dog dey even go mad, I don knw say mad dog dey now
Na wa oo! Why goin for Ay show to laugh payin gate fees, when such a thread for laughter is here, just passinn,, abeg mak I go pick my nokia touch charge

Abeg, borrow me ur nokia touch make I use d light look for my nokia 3310 before immigration go wire us text message for aptitude test !!!

Walexp: Lmao.....u ngozi na u dey pick ppl's mistake pass and na una side dey make mistake pass in writing

Kindly expanciate, what do you mean by ''una side dey make mistake pass in writing''. My guy, that's why we're here. We learn everyday unless you want to be stagnant. If you read through the rules of this forum, the last item which is (21) says, please spell words correctly when you post, try to use perfect grammar and punctuation. Hope this helps as we keep our heads up towards getting this job soon. Shalom

Skyrex: yea. Tanx 4 d correction

You're welcome

Uziehot: Frm wat i heard,dat it is replacement. A guy in my area has went 4 sumtin dat i'm yet 2 knw until he get back,den i'l get wat he'l tel me.

Your english teacher is hereby sentenced to ten strokes of bulala..

Skyrex: its nt about open confession. I don't petronize job racketers.

Incase you see it in the aptitude test, it is patronize not petronize !!!

Skyrex: its nt about open confession. I don't petronize job racketers.

Really ?

Skyrex: yea na u make sense pass, i hvn't given him any money. Infact a relatn of mine introd him 2 me. Dat was b4 dis new recruitmnt excise. My broda, if u r in my shoes wun't u do d same? Its an opportunity 4 me 2 b dia. Dat is nt d rison 4 som pple 2 use all mana of words 2 adress dia fellow pple in dis forum. I still maintain dat we shud b civil in words we use. It wunt cost us anytin.

Open confession !!!

naijaobi:
keep waiting.. Amadioha or ogun will send it to u.. Since u cnt obey simple instruction.

Hahahahaha. Na wa for Nis Job

valorlking55: please dont use this forum to insult or rain abuses on people.
Sending the past questions to people won't take more than a minute.
For now this house is all about past questions, when we get to another topic of discussion , we will definitely relate on that.
Thanks

I strongly concured to the first paragraph of this statement but totally disagree with the second and last paragraph. Let's stop raining abuses on fellow nairalanders. Just an advise !!!