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Why I Never Visit The Rich. by Quesera: 6:36pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
[b]Question: "What would you like to drink , fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?" Answer: "Tea please" Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?" Answer: " Ceylon tea please" Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?" Answer: "White please" Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?" Answer: "Milk please " Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?" Answer: "Cow milk please." Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?" Answer : " Afrikaner cow please." Question: " Warm or cold?" Answer: "Warm please." Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?" Answer: "Umm , I'll rather take it black please." Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer: "With sugar please." Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?" Answer: "Cane sugar please." Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?" Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please." Question: "Mineral or still water ? " Answer: "Mineral water please." Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?" Answer: "Damn it! Just get me water from the river, I don't want to know which river.[/b] |
Re: Why I Never Visit The Rich. by Nautillus(m): 6:56pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
Nice . . . but old . . Hear it a long time ago . . .fair effort |
Re: Why I Never Visit The Rich. by Emma4dfuture(m): 7:06pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
2me oh,it's 9ice & funny.Men,some waiters are just 2 frustrating. |
Re: Why I Never Visit The Rich. by Nella(f): 8:38pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
haa lol, not only waiters, even some rich friends, lol, good one, |
Re: Why I Never Visit The Rich. by kene20(m): 9:25pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
Duration of Question: 1hr 30mims Good Lord!!! I think i ve lost my appetite!! |
Re: Why I Never Visit The Rich. by Quesera: 9:46pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
Nautillus: YOU ARE SO PATHETIC! |
Re: Why I Never Visit The Rich. by Nobody: 6:26pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
nice one there poster |
Re: Why I Never Visit The Rich. by mohawkchic(f): 6:28pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
~Was Great Reading this joke again,had a laff |
Re: Why I Never Visit The Rich. by troy34(m): 6:48pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
cool |
Re: Why I Never Visit The Rich. by DAVE5(m): 5:11am On Feb 19, 2010 |
lmao.chei u gat glued 2 ma chair i almost cried after excess lafta.omoh if u hungry go that house u no go chop but ur belle go full b4 u com out |
Re: Why I Never Visit The Rich. by Kunbee: 11:35pm On Feb 21, 2010 |
Stale |
Re: Why I Never Visit The Rich. by naijababe2(f): 11:58pm On Feb 21, 2010 |
ive heard it b4. a cool one tho |
Re: Why I Never Visit The Rich. by Kunbee: 12:10am On Feb 22, 2010 |
I concur |
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