I equate RCCG with the former STB Plc because they both have branches everywhere.

RCCG is Intercontinental bank. Fastest in terms of growth.

simplelady:

what about Sat Guru Maraji's church?

U mean his heaven on earth

Tmoni:

this is just what i need, really good laugh,
@poster, nice one

HOTR is IBTC, the abbrevation people


then You know, microfinance banks are not well known and spring up every where so allocate 1 microfinance bank to anychurch around your neighbourhood

Me thinks RCCG should be Zenith bank because, as Zenith opened their UK branch, RCCG opened a new scottish branch

WINNERS should be Intercontinental because of similar models
UNIVERSITY and INSURANCE company
both subsidiaries are in the same sectors,
both educational and both financial services

lol

Yeah Winners Intercontinental not bad

lol lol lol And which bank would Jehova Witnesses be? What of Catholic?
Clowns ye are all

catholic church will be first bank, little bit modern
jehovah witness will be union bank, ave u entered thier branch in ojuelegba recently? they need an it upgrade.

Will WEMA be ECWA

wetin CHOSEN go be now

chosen will be cooperative and commerce bank (CCB)

This thread is stupid.

please let stop this kind of stuff, how dare u,i mean dare u insult, churches(for every word a man speaketh he will give account on judgement day)

jayon:

please let stop this kind of stuff, how dare u,i mean dare u insult, churches(for every word a man speaketh he will give account on judgement day)

Oh puleeeeze, this is just for a little laugh. There is nothing blasphemous about it.

The church of God is the Body Of Christ and means the people not some buildings or denominations.

The heavenlies will be having a laugh at this.

Its also a slap back to reality for those who have started worshipping the denominations and buildings without knowng it.


And , if you need to know, am a christian too

jayon:

please let stop this kind of stuff, how dare u,i mean dare u insult, churches(for every word a man speaketh he will give account on judgement day)

Salvage:

Oh puleeeeze, this is just for a little laugh. There is nothing blasphemous about it.

The church of God is the Body Of Christ and means the people not some buildings or denominations.

The heavenlies will be having a laugh at this.

Its also a slap back to reality for those who have started worshipping the denominations and buildings without knowng it.


And , if you need to know, am a christian too

Jayon,
If you care to know, i started this thread and i am a christian,so i really dont see any reason why you should read any meaning into this. Its purely harmless and is not meant to insult any church.Like Salvage said,the heavenlies will be laughing with us too.

Now ,which church will be seventh day adventist? It must be any bank that does not do saturday banking

Adventist wil be :
spring bank

this is one of the funniest thread i have ever seen.

it seems you guys have not found any match for the following banks, unity bank, city group

City Group will be KICC
but i dont know of Unity Bank?


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Unity Bank will be Eckankar

And which Bank will be Christian Praying Assembly (Rev King's Church) ?

Anybody that gives a good answer with a good reason gets a schlarship.

I think CCC should be likened to Oceanic or Zenith because of their numerous branches all over the country. Even in the most deserted of places, you will find a Cele Church.

excel12:

And which Bank will be Christian Praying Assembly (Rev King's Church) ?

Anybody that gives a good answer with a good reason gets a schlarship.

Nobody wants the scholarship? going, going,

And what bank will latter rain assembly (Tunde Bakare's Church) be?

lmao


Deeper life should be ehen ehen,

excel12:

And which Bank will be Christian Praying Assembly (Rev King's Church) ?

Anybody that gives a good answer with a good reason gets a schlarship.

The bank is not yet consolidated
but the name will be KillerSquad Community Bank

Make God no strike una mouth, una go just turn slowpoke

johunojuri:

Make God no strike una mouth, una go just turn slowpoke

Na lie!!! nothin dey happen.

KICC is Ecobank because it has branches across west africa

No be so

johunojuri:

Make God no strike una mouth, una go just turn slowpoke

jambitte or johnny just come
is that what to start with

I think these is nonsense.Bullshit

adetunrayo:

I think these is nonsense.Bullshit

U're entitled to your opinion.
By the way,your face looks familiar,did you attend Yabatech?

Tufiapa! Gurumaharaji doesnt have a church. His is a shrine! has no counterpart bank. Chikena!

It is such inanity that those who call themselves christians here, also indulge in such foolishness here. After equating all the Nigerian churches which you can all think of, what happens next to the thread?

Bunch of childish fools.

You people will not kill me before my time

I am going to tell my pastor about you people here

funlover:

What about oke tude?
It must be a wonder bank,most likely PMI

I think it will be Megawealth or pound foolish

mrpataki:

It is such inanity that those who call themselves christians here, also indulge in such foolishness here. After equating all the Nigerian churches which you can all think of, what happens next to the thread?

Bunch of childish fools.

With all due respect, mrpataki, I believe as an adult, one should be able to express his views without being unnecessarily insulting.  It's been stated right from the beginning of this thread that this is intended as comical, and nothing more.  If you felt irritated by the thread, you should have simply done yourself some good by ignoring, or at best, drop an insult-free comment. . . and I believe I'm speaking for everyone else here, innit?

mrpataki:

It is such inanity that those who call themselves christians here, also indulge in such foolishness here. After equating all the Nigerian churches which you can all think of, what happens next to the thread?

Bunch of childish fools.

half-witted villa scum