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Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 5:44pm On Feb 17, 2012
YES, Your most Trusted PROJAN, in collaboration with NPJC  and[b] I DONT RECORDS[/b] is organising a  soccer friendly match with  our colleagues in  ROMANCE section.
As a result of this,  the  followIng players  should report to camp with immediate effect!!

GOALKEEPERS: DANI1LUV (TP MAZEMBE), OTOORO(WARRI WOLVES) ODE REMO(FREIBURGH, GERMANY),

DEFENDERS[b]:BUNMIOGUNS[/b](UDINESE, ITALY), SKALES (ENUGU RANGERS), OLAWALEBAB(ARAB CONTRACTORS, EGYPT), SUTOBOY( ASEC , IVORY COAST), BEN10 (BOLTON, ENGLAND), BRIGHT (UNATTACHED), BUSHY-ANUS(AC MILAN, ITALY),

MIDFIELDERS[b]: KELLYNOAH[/b](ENYIMBA), LUCARIO(NEWCASTLE, ENGLAND), EKEROYAL (SANTOS, BRAZIL), MIKUS (KOTOKO, GHANA), EL GUAPO ( AL SADD, QATAR),  NEW BIN(MAN CITY, ENGLAND), BASHY-DEMY(GENOA, ITALY)

STRIKERS: DONKOLLIONE( BARCELONA, SPAIN), BIN GBAGBO(REAL MADRID, SPAIN), HONERIC1(EAGLE CEMENT), BOOQEE (UNATTACHED)


HEAD COACH[b]:SEUN[/b]                  THANK U!!!
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Funkymallam(m): 5:47pm On Feb 17, 2012
U don madttt finish grin grin grin










Bush Pigsssss cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 5:59pm On Feb 17, 2012
^^^

funky , i hear say your club (AL HILAL) don terminate your contract for poor performance!, is it true? grin
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 6:12pm On Feb 17, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin

i be spain and barcelona! yeye boy! angry
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 6:15pm On Feb 17, 2012
^^^

dont let me drop you for disciplinary reasons!!!













shittz eater! angry
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 6:17pm On Feb 17, 2012
^^^ subsidised joystick!!!!! angry angry angry angry
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 6:24pm On Feb 17, 2012
^^^



bush pigg!! angry
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by mikuz(m): 6:28pm On Feb 17, 2012
Funny topic
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 6:30pm On Feb 17, 2012
^^^

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT angry
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Funkymallam(m): 7:00pm On Feb 17, 2012
^
poor performance ke? I even bench Torres now grin grin
I v been transfered to Chelsea, i want to bench Boqqee  angry
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 7:25pm On Feb 17, 2012
dont try that oo!

booqee is there strategically to inspire donkollione, our dangerman!!
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Funkymallam(m): 7:34pm On Feb 17, 2012
Me to stay bench? angry
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 7:45pm On Feb 17, 2012
HEHEEHEH, grin grin skales with en bow-legg mk en no come concieve goal 4 awa head oo, grin grin

but wait oo bin gbagbo wat of AGYBABE ? she nor play ni?
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by oderemo(m): 7:52pm On Feb 17, 2012
y dont u count how many goals i will score playing with BUKI.
that will be fun., dont u fink so grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 7:57pm On Feb 17, 2012
@ don, agybabe is currently carrying my babe, she cant play,

@remumu,u will come on as a substitute!
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Funkymallam(m): 8:25pm On Feb 17, 2012
Agybabe will b a gud goalkeeper oo grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Lucario007(m): 8:26pm On Feb 17, 2012
eh wait o, i am a good defender but a terrible midfielder or striker, so would you change that? thanks.

UP PROJAN!
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by mikuz(m): 8:40pm On Feb 17, 2012
The joke has been turned into something else by rugrats!
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by dani1luv: 8:41pm On Feb 17, 2012
U bench ben-10?
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Idowuogbo(f): 8:59pm On Feb 17, 2012
Badosky enters d pitch and begins to dribble,she passes d ball to boouqe gbam booque does a chestie.Booque with ball mumuishly begins to catwalk with the ball,gbam!!! out of no where Dust-BIN passes tru her torros to grab d ball,Badosky screams Oloshi I dey come for u , badosky rushes to grab d ball while at it intentionally squeezes Dust-Bin balls, he screams my peni---sss.Badosky is wiv d ball, she passes it to her main boy for romance sect Killz to blast a goal,d ball gets to killz and he kicks d ball like sum1 suffering from Polio, d ball rolls slowly like an orange,Jackpot d jokes section gorilla jumps in like kingkong to blast d ball and scores an own goal for us d romance section gbegbe ti gbegbeS.Its a goAllllllllllll!!!! cool cool cool
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by dani1luv: 9:03pm On Feb 17, 2012
e nack bar,
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Idowuogbo(f): 9:09pm On Feb 17, 2012
Which yeye bar? Allaji farooku go buy glasses etin stagger cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by dani1luv: 9:14pm On Feb 17, 2012
u dun foget say jackpot na blind maggot, he no fit score own goal, nt to talk of free post. . As d goal keeper, i was actually in the spirit











jackpot, na play o
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bunmioguns(m): 10:35pm On Feb 17, 2012
Dani help us move dis thread to d front page now. . . .  wink wink wink wink wink wink @ least it worth it  undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 8:15am On Feb 18, 2012
So idowuogbo you're for romance section?? angry u deny jokes section! Abi?!

ode remo:

y dont u count how many goals i will score playing with  BUKI.
that will be fun., dont u fink so  grin grin grin
mtcheww. . .stewpid!
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 8:23am On Feb 18, 2012
Hey! Ode remo has pushed me down purposely, i'm injured! Give him a red card pls! angry
where is d referee?? undecided

come oh, bingbagbo who are d referees? Or no referees ni?! undecided which kain soccer be dis??
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by mikuz(m): 8:32am On Feb 18, 2012
injured?
Did he break yo leg?
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by sutoboy(m): 8:34am On Feb 18, 2012
hmm

getting out of hand!
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 8:36am On Feb 18, 2012
booqee:

Hey! Ode remo has pushed me down purposely, i'm injured! Give him a red card pls! angry
where is d referee?? undecided

come oh, bingbagbo who are d referees? Or no referees ni?! undecided which kain soccer be dis??



REFEREE SAYS PLAY ON grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Idowuogbo(f): 8:47am On Feb 18, 2012
booqee:

So idowuogbo you're for romance section?? angry u deny jokes section! Abi?!
mtcheww. . .stewpid!
Boobastic how far? Omo jokes sect na war zone now joor,its not happening like b4.So for now I dey blast ball for romanticassSs grin cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bunmioguns(m): 9:04am On Feb 18, 2012
Abeg d coach shld jst remove me frm dis match cos e be like sey na only ladies full am, i may be tempted to . . . . . . . . . . . On d pitch undecided
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by skales(m): 9:17am On Feb 18, 2012
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