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Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 5:44pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
YES, Your most Trusted PROJAN, in collaboration with NPJC and[b] I DONT RECORDS[/b] is organising a soccer friendly match with our colleagues in ROMANCE section. As a result of this, the followIng players should report to camp with immediate effect!! GOALKEEPERS: DANI1LUV (TP MAZEMBE), OTOORO(WARRI WOLVES) ODE REMO(FREIBURGH, GERMANY), DEFENDERS[b]:BUNMIOGUNS[/b](UDINESE, ITALY), SKALES (ENUGU RANGERS), OLAWALEBAB(ARAB CONTRACTORS, EGYPT), SUTOBOY( ASEC , IVORY COAST), BEN10 (BOLTON, ENGLAND), BRIGHT (UNATTACHED), BUSHY-ANUS(AC MILAN, ITALY), MIDFIELDERS[b]: KELLYNOAH[/b](ENYIMBA), LUCARIO(NEWCASTLE, ENGLAND), EKEROYAL (SANTOS, BRAZIL), MIKUS (KOTOKO, GHANA), EL GUAPO ( AL SADD, QATAR), NEW BIN(MAN CITY, ENGLAND), BASHY-DEMY(GENOA, ITALY) STRIKERS: DONKOLLIONE( BARCELONA, SPAIN), BIN GBAGBO(REAL MADRID, SPAIN), HONERIC1(EAGLE CEMENT), BOOQEE (UNATTACHED) HEAD COACH[b]:SEUN[/b] THANK U!!! |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Funkymallam(m): 5:47pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
U don madttt finish Bush Pigsssss |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 5:59pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
^^^ funky , i hear say your club (AL HILAL) don terminate your contract for poor performance!, is it true? |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 6:12pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
i be spain and barcelona! yeye boy! |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 6:15pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
^^^ dont let me drop you for disciplinary reasons!!! shittz eater! |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 6:17pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
^^^ subsidised joystick!!!!! |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 6:24pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
^^^ bush pigg!! |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by mikuz(m): 6:28pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Funny topic |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 6:30pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
^^^ WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Funkymallam(m): 7:00pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
^ poor performance ke? I even bench Torres now I v been transfered to Chelsea, i want to bench Boqqee |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 7:25pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
dont try that oo! booqee is there strategically to inspire donkollione, our dangerman!! |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Funkymallam(m): 7:34pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Me to stay bench? |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 7:45pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
HEHEEHEH, skales with en bow-legg mk en no come concieve goal 4 awa head oo, but wait oo bin gbagbo wat of AGYBABE ? she nor play ni? |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by oderemo(m): 7:52pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
y dont u count how many goals i will score playing with BUKI. that will be fun., dont u fink so |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 7:57pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
@ don, agybabe is currently carrying my babe, she cant play, @remumu,u will come on as a substitute! |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Funkymallam(m): 8:25pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Agybabe will b a gud goalkeeper oo |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Lucario007(m): 8:26pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
eh wait o, i am a good defender but a terrible midfielder or striker, so would you change that? thanks. UP PROJAN! |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by mikuz(m): 8:40pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
The joke has been turned into something else by rugrats! |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by dani1luv: 8:41pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
U bench ben-10? |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Idowuogbo(f): 8:59pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Badosky enters d pitch and begins to dribble,she passes d ball to boouqe gbam booque does a chestie.Booque with ball mumuishly begins to catwalk with the ball,gbam!!! out of no where Dust-BIN passes tru her torros to grab d ball,Badosky screams Oloshi I dey come for u , badosky rushes to grab d ball while at it intentionally squeezes Dust-Bin balls, he screams my peni---sss.Badosky is wiv d ball, she passes it to her main boy for romance sect Killz to blast a goal,d ball gets to killz and he kicks d ball like sum1 suffering from Polio, d ball rolls slowly like an orange,Jackpot d jokes section gorilla jumps in like kingkong to blast d ball and scores an own goal for us d romance section gbegbe ti gbegbeS.Its a goAllllllllllll!!!! |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by dani1luv: 9:03pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
e nack bar, |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Idowuogbo(f): 9:09pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Which yeye bar? Allaji farooku go buy glasses etin stagger |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by dani1luv: 9:14pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
u dun foget say jackpot na blind maggot, he no fit score own goal, nt to talk of free post. . As d goal keeper, i was actually in the spirit jackpot, na play o |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bunmioguns(m): 10:35pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Dani help us move dis thread to d front page now. . . . @ least it worth it
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Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 8:15am On Feb 18, 2012 |
So idowuogbo you're for romance section?? u deny jokes section! Abi?! ode remo:mtcheww. . .stewpid! |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 8:23am On Feb 18, 2012 |
Hey! Ode remo has pushed me down purposely, i'm injured! Give him a red card pls! where is d referee?? come oh, bingbagbo who are d referees? Or no referees ni?! which kain soccer be dis?? |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by mikuz(m): 8:32am On Feb 18, 2012 |
injured? Did he break yo leg? |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by sutoboy(m): 8:34am On Feb 18, 2012 |
hmm getting out of hand! |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 8:36am On Feb 18, 2012 |
booqee: REFEREE SAYS PLAY ON |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Idowuogbo(f): 8:47am On Feb 18, 2012 |
booqee:Boobastic how far? Omo jokes sect na war zone now joor,its not happening like b4.So for now I dey blast ball for romanticassSs |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bunmioguns(m): 9:04am On Feb 18, 2012 |
Abeg d coach shld jst remove me frm dis match cos e be like sey na only ladies full am, i may be tempted to . . . . . . . . . . . On d pitch |
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by skales(m): 9:17am On Feb 18, 2012 |
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