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Business / Re: Start Your Own Boxers Business With N5, 000 by Niza01(m): 1:07pm On Jun 26, 2017
Abeg am interested: earlbeniz@gmail.com
Business / Re: Make Millions Doing This Recession Era(nigerians Only) by Niza01(m): 7:48am On Oct 29, 2016
niza.onoja@yahoo.com
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello At Hertfordshire University In London, Having Fun (pics,vid) by Niza01(m): 7:41pm On Oct 19, 2016
remi144:
korede bello son jazzy..... God I want to travel to the US even if I will not av job buh I want to travel to see how life looks like ova der I envy nairalanders sharing photos of dem in d STATES.

Set your goals right. You'll make it.
Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Shows Off His Cars [PICS] by Niza01(m): 8:36pm On Sep 06, 2016
Man, na your moni oh, but beyond this flashy cars lies something most important- investment. Shine ya eye!
Celebrities / Re: Cleavage Picture Of Tiwa Savage Released By Mavin Record. Fans React by Niza01(m): 9:26am On Jul 19, 2016
And she's believed to be a role model to some uh? I don't knw when dx pix was taken but of what benefit is the boobs exposure thing to her career, her family and her son? Jam Jam will grow to see this pix oh!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Who Graduated With First Class From UK University Cries Out For Job. Photos by Niza01(m): 11:15am On Jun 07, 2016
Isn't there anything else he can do than job-hunting? Biko understand that your certificate does not guarantee a job but your skill does. Check yourself and transform that strength into something more productive than share the streets with area boys who know next to nothing of your first class cert. cry
Business / Re: How I Started My EXPORT Business With Zero Initial Capital by Niza01(m): 10:43pm On May 09, 2016
I'm interested: niza.onoja@yahoo.com, 07062838757
Jokes Etc / Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaws. "must laugh" by Niza01(m): 4:55pm On Feb 02, 2016
agarawu23:
it was 8.30 a.m in the morning and i was still sleeping, was it due to the party i attended last night or the ogogoro i drank in mama bukky's joint? i guess no cos i am found of sleeping. Deep inside my sleep i had a heavy knock on my door, it was mama's voice, "òle omo alapamasise" (lazy boy with hands but cant work), look at the time you are still sleeping when your mates are out there making money. (my mother shouted! At the door entrance to my room.) her voice woke me up in anger and i had no choice than to stand because she will not stop knocking until she sees me outside. i finally stood up and went strainght to the sitting room, good morning ma! i uttered in a boned face, my mum just hissed and walked out of the sitting room. who cares? i quickly rushed to the kitchen to serve my hungry stomach but no food in the kitchen except from the remains of beans left over last night, i had no choice than to eat it.hmmmm beans again? you this boy, i said to myself, yes! I dont like beans because i am not always confortable anytime i eat beans, but what else will i eat? nothing. After eating the little beans, i am not yet satisfied cos little food no dey reach me. oh God!!! why this woman no cook? i asked myself in anger. then something quickly came to my mind, Bola! yes Bola my old time girlfriend, there is no day i visit her that she wont feed
me to my satisfaction. so i made up my mind to visit her, i quickly send her "pls call me" from my phone. cant u call her? a voice asked me, call wetin? when i dont have a kobo in my pocket talkless of credit to flash or call, mitcheww!!! stupid MTN, when will they
start giving free calls during the day? "awon oloshi" when will dis "mumu girl" saying (your account balance is too low for this call) die so we can start making free calls?, abegi! na dem sabi jare.


After two minute, Bola called me and i told her i will be visiting her this morning and she told me she is expecting me. early monday morning, you dey go woman house, you dis guy know dey shame. But wetin man pikin go do as i no get job nko? i have graduated since two years back with a second upper in accounting but all my effort to get a job is fruitless 'no be Nigeria'? if you dont have link with top people in office you cant get a job, what a Nation.


After thinking about my jobless life for a while, i quickly rushed to the bathroom to clean up and get ready to Bola's house. its now 9.35a.m and i am ready to go, chai!!! i will have to treck down to bola's house
again? Na wa ooooo. as i was walking down to bola's house, i started feeling little pain in my stomach. not again! the beans has started mixing with my intestine, i know the result of my taking beans but i had no choice.

Finally i arrived her house and with immediate effect she served me moi moi and pap(ogi) huh! beans again? no prob. after eating she asked me to join her family in the parlour to watch movie since her family are rich and they go to work anytime they wish. so i did. her father, mother, two sisters and two visitors were in the sitting room together with me and Bola. this time around the beans i ate at home and the moi moi bola gave me started mixing with full speed in my stomach, i knew where the result is going but i lock up and bone my face like a frustrated jobless folk I was.

After few minutes, Bola dad polluted loudly dat everybody heard the sound and knew the direction it came from but we all pretented that we heard nothing since he is the head of the family. wow! this is an opportunity for me to drop my atomic bomb boiling and mixing in my stomach o, so i dropped the first batch "fiiieeee fiiieee" oh! Oluwa
seun (thank God) na silent one. after few seconds the
sitting room started smelling dead rat and spoilt eggs, the air fresher that was hanged around the sitting room cant take the smell, dey all fell down on the floor. in another seconds another droped from my ass "fuuuuuuuu" the smell started again i notice that the fish in the aquarium had stop swimming and the colour of the paint in the sitting room started changing colour, Bola:- daddyyyyy! bola's dad :- emi ko oooo(no be me o) (staring at bola's Mum) that was when we noticed Bola's mum has fainted! ehn! she was sitting next to me but i didnt notice, the sound of the falling fishes from the aquarium woke her up, and yes! dis time around the fishes were all dead and the glass has broken too, i quickly told Bola that i am going and she nodded in agreement. o boy see speed.
tommorow is another day!!!


Guy! u get mouth. only you one pause air freshner with mess. Am sure the arena for catch fire if no be say bola Papa don finish im cigar before you show grin grin grin
Business / Re: Kolanut Business: You can be a Millionaire within 6 months by Niza01(m): 12:02pm On Feb 02, 2016
earlbeniz@gmail.com pls send me the mail. i need it badly. thanks
Business / Re: Free Training For Newbies In Internet Marketing/affiliate Marketing by Niza01(m): 12:25pm On Nov 19, 2015
I am: earlbeniz@gmail.com
Romance / Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by Niza01(m): 8:03am On Oct 25, 2015
Your's is introduction uh? Better don't ignore the writing on the wall or you'll be in for it when you get locked in. If you sabi say u wear high heel, beta pull them off and dust him like Usain Bolt does to his counterparts. It doesn't matter whether the Bishop knows you together. else, you may end up a condom retailer. Yes na, because you go still find other brands we him go pick from ground. See lame lies
Politics / Re: Ministerial Screening: Nigerians Praise Ocholi’s Performance On Twitter by Niza01(m): 11:02pm On Oct 22, 2015
Finish work at screening and finish well as a minister. no cherekambia this time. Wake up the sleeping giant cos im snore don de pepper ear.
Politics / Re: Why Is Senator David Mark Always Silent In The 8th Senate? by Niza01(m): 5:04pm On Oct 22, 2015
sandraokosun:
lol, some clowns will call it maturity, ask me why he no gree stay house after 5terms of 4years each. He is just useless to his constituency and pdp. Incase of voice vote na -1, men are dragging attention to their constituent, he chill like fowl. I sure say that guy loose him sense with senate presidency, he go sitdown with apc senators for the extreme back, like those fornicators when pastor dey put for suspension in assemblies of God those days.

That guy did nothing buh hiked hotel prices in Oturkpo. Bad roads lyk they've never had a law maker.
Business / Re: How You Can Successfully Run A Mini Importation Business Online And Offline by Niza01(m): 9:32pm On Oct 18, 2015
[quote author=patienceibemgbo post=38776469]Online importation business has become one of the most exciting businesses today you can venture into with little start up capital and begin to make amazing profits. You can start with as little as 12k and begin to earn a living for yourself in less than one one month.
If you can sell off your products both online and offline, the sky is your limit as your product will sold off as soon as they arrive.
Drop your email for the info on how to go about this business.
niza.onoja@yahoo.com

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