ScepticalPyrrho:
I smell Sarcasm...

u just know bro

adepeter2027:



Then I asked her, can you become pregnant without any man coming close to you?

She became mute. Later responded non-affirmatively

Then I asked why?

She said cos it's impossible.

Then I asked her, do you believe god is same yesterday, today and forever?

She said yes.

Then I asked, why don't you believe what happened to Mary can happen to you since god is unchangeable.

She became mute again.

Then I asked her, why was jesus own unique and different?

She said cos jesus was divine.

Then I asked her, if jesus was different and Mary could become pregnant without been penetrated, how come did jesus come out through the vagina and never through the ANUS or mouth?

She couldn't answer the question. Please, anybody with answer or explanation

CC lalasticlala

This got Me laughing so hard...

adepeter2027:

Then take your momma to the church so that pastors can pray for her.
After all, you people claim jesus is the answer to everything. Why disturbing is if jesus is thy answer.

Please ensure not to take her to the hospital

Yo man... I don't think its the right time for this now.. Religious stuffs aside, I think the dude really needs help (if it isn't a scam though)

Cc felixomor, butterflyl1on, UmarIbnShittu, come and help a fellow theist

Mustiboy:
you're the wisest person I've ever come across on NL. thanks for exposing these copy cats.

Lol, this one wan start another round...

AnonyNymous:
OP, I also notice that most of the arguments used to justify dinosaurs are usually centred around earth. I mean, you talked about a fight that 'shook' the heavens and the earth'. But what about the other planets? Other galaxies? Millions of stars? Alien species?

yea, it really didnt make sense. I mean like out of all the planets and galaxies, satan decided to crash land on a minute planet, located in an small part of one of the galaxies. The probability is quite low tho, but its still possible. well, that's how I saw it back then. lol

Wilgrea7:
Firstly let me just say that this is the OPINION i got from someone and i am not saying its true.. its just a thinking out loud so please before you all break my head...it is only an opinion a friend of mine gave

ok.. down to business.. we all know genesis 1:1 nd genesis 1:2... but this theory takes a turn.. it shows there is actually a story missing inbetween those verses
we know that genesis 1:2 downwards talks about the creation story of the world and man and how satan tempted man... but according to the bible, satan rebelled since before the garden of eden.. permit me for not posting the scripture cuz i am not used to posting on nairaland..
ok let's continue

this theory states that dinosaurs did exist and all those other prehistoric creatures. actually it states that we are not the first creation. did u guys ever hear of bones of some human like creatures also dating back to the time of the dinosaurs in few countries? so what killed them?? remember the great war in heaven? the bible didn't actually state when it happened but we know it shook the heavens and the earth.. so this is the theory

dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures existed
satan rebelled against God with one third of the angels in the first heaven.
the war destroyed so many things and greatly damaged the heavens and earth which God actually created in genesis 1:1.
God in his anger flooded the earth and Satan's kingdom established here on the earth and destroyed it
that was what made the earth without form and void.. that was where our own story started from

this is the summary of all


Please let me explain. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Then, in Genesis verse 2, it said the earth was without form and void. In other words, in verse 1, God created the heavens and everything in them, including the sun, moon, and stars; then sometime between verses 1 and 2, Satan was cast out of heaven and fell to the earth. This is what caused the earth and everything in it to become void.
The Apostle Peter said that the earth that then was, before Adam was created, was overthrown by a flood; then God created a new heaven and earth because the first ones became void. Then He created Adam and told him to replenish the earth. The following verses talk about the fall of Satan, and the earth becoming void. Please remember that when these scriptures talk about the earth becoming void, it is talking about the earth's social system that then was, which was destroyed; not planet earth itself. Even after Armageddon, after an atomic war, God will simply burn the face of the earth off by fire and then create a new social system on earth wherein dwelleth righteousness (2 Peter 3; Revelation 12; Genesis 1:1,2; Isaiah 14:12-14; Jeremiah 4:23-26; Ezekiel 28:11-17; Luke 10:18). Chronologically speaking, man's existence on earth can be divided into ages or time periods. These ages are listed in chronological order:
1. The creation of heavens and earth
2. The fall and flood (destruction) of Satan's kingdom on earth by an ice age (antechaotic age)
3. The re-creation of earth's social system governed by Adam (dispensation of innocence) to the flood of Noah (antediluvian age)
4. The present age from Noah's flood to the millenium when Christ returns to reign on earth with his church
5. The age to come from the millenium to the new heavens and earth of Revelation 21 and 22
6. The age of ages, eternity with Jesus, time without end

please before u tear my head.. it is only a theory and i am not saying it really happened.. someone told me and i wanted to share to hear your views... this is called the gap theory

It does make sense. The highlighted parts above could have been what happened ... Here's My take(lol, Am not really too religious anymore tho and My reply may be messed up). Back then, I always thought about it this way to kindov account for the existence of the dinosaurs given the fossil records. Anyways, I kinda think the fall was like the widespread theory of the asteroid that wiped out the existence of those prehistoric animals (I think the Alvarez hypothesis or so, cant really remember).. Such an impact would have caused rapid climate changes, changes in vegetation, and life of the different organisms which would lead to mass extinction of most of the life forms on the earth at the time. Some definitely would have survived and continued living and changing over time due to natural selection and to form what we have today. This could possibly account for claim that over 90% of the the worlds species are extinct.. On the other hand, I found it quite hard to believe in the story of Adam and Noah's ark and stuffs that follow sha.

MistadeRegal:


And you think these makes any senses?
When I used that creature as a sample, did I say amiss? If yes, then what have you to say about;
James 2:19 Thou believest that there is one GOD; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.

Tell me...

Ogbeni... Dont you get it? He does not believe in your God or devils. stop using them for your comparison... *sighs*

MistadeRegal:


I Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of GOD, for they are foolishness unto him; neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
That is why I'm not surprised at your way of thinking/reasoning.
Draw closer to GOD and know more.

Oh, so the things which u speak of are unreasonable and foolish to the natural man but u want him to quote you only when he has something reasonable to say?

MistadeRegal:


Go spiritual.
Think spiritual.
See spiritual.
Discern spiritual.
Because your above statemmment is as a result of watching too many comics.
These makes no sense to me puny mortal...
Don't quote me again I repeat unless you have something reasonable.

And u think what u just said was reasonable?

dalaman:




Two deluded humans bragging about who is more deluded and inane. Both of you aren't humans you ate extra terrestrials robots. Deranged ewos.

Oh lawd, smackdown!!!

enilove:
Something is wrong with you somewhere.

60,30,10% shows your soul is fragmented. You are unstable brain wise .

[s]Your case is what the Bible says in:

Proverbs 26:7 KJV
The legs of the lame are not equal: so is a parable in the mouth of fools. He talks foolish parable and words.

You need a BIG ROD ON YOUR BACK to get your deliverance.
Just like the Bible says:
[/s]

[s]Proverbs 26:3 KJV
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

[/s]

I agree

segunojo866:
seriously. I need atheists babe o. All these Christians girls na just to fu*k them and leave them to their Jesus Christ.

Hmm, so ure into weird and frustrated people??

segunojo866:
hahahahahaha but to be honest most of all these atheist are frustrated people living in their parents apartment. Am not an atheist, atheists people are just too weird.

supersystemsnig:


Grow up, it's been over 6000 years,,

Hahaha, this one got me laughing . butterflylion felixomor dalaman Martinez19 come and see o

Jared77:

Yep, as a matter of fact I do considering the damage that they have subjected humanity to, most especially the abrahamic religions.

Well, its not been all that bad tho.. Sure, its caused a lot of damage, but it still had some good effects..

felixomor:

Wetin concern your brain concern sense?

Typical Felixomor, . Baba, I hail o

Really interested in this... Following!!

OkaiCorne:


Do you now see your glaring errors in setting timetable on Jesus' second coming? Abi the date don shift again?

epic..

john107:
THE LEFT HAND.
Writer: Okosun Ehinon Robert

I begin to wonder and marvel,why the left hand is being discriminated and distinguished in a bad light and manner especially in the Nigerian society.
The last time I checked, it was God who created both the left hand and equally the right hand.He even bluntly said in the holy Scriptures, "let us make man according to our own image and likeness". This statement verifies the fact that,the left hand is in accordance with his own image and likeness. So why do we keep discriminating the left hand. A question which nobody especially the elderly ones has been able to churn out a concrete and valid answer. What they know is that the left hand is bad. In my own opinion, that is a myopic and limited way of declaring judgement on an issue,that is not based or created upon a substantial, accurate and factual evidence.
A fact is usually backed by evidence, as I was taught in school. Those educated folks who have passed through the walls of an educational system will agree with me on that. So why do we keep having a strong prejudice against the left hand, which is even created by God,just beause of some fairy tales told by the older generation, which is not even backed up by facts or evidence.
I am raising this issue up ,because i am a very inquisitive person. You can't tell me to follow an order,just because someone older and more advanced than me is saying it. No!!! I follow an order or agree with an issue, if my research has given me a clear insight on why i should follow an order or agree with an issue, and if it is based on a tangible and concrete evidence.
I once asked an elderly person a simple question? Why is everyone saying you should not give someone something, or shake someone with the left hand? All he could tell me was that, the left hand is not a good sign of respect. Hmmmm, I asked why is it described , portrayed and despicted that way, all he could say was that i ask too many questions and we should not speak about the issue again.

Well the bottomline is this. The left hand is always created in the image and likeness of God . so we don't have any valid or concrete reason to hate the left hand.

I wan ask this simple question .If they give you Ten(10) million naira with the left hand, you no go take?

I know right? .. I guess it has to do with ancient traditions of Our people.. It could be that since the majority are right handed, they considered being left handed an anomaly. Even the Bible values The right hand over the left.
Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
…
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:


Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:



Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.
So, I guess its just a social prejudice thing that has been passed on through the generations. It may be eradicated tho but would take a while

adepeter2027:

Next time, get ya match wanna you wanna start an argument.

, delivered it perfectly

STUPUDTHEISTS:
Lol. You're not a misotheist. You're a kind of antitheist. A misotheist hates God(s). They accept the existence of god but hates whoever or whatever god is.

You can't be arguing against the existence of Yahweh and then turn around to say you hate him.

Exactly.. he does sound a lil bit confused tho

bloodofthelamb:
THE GARDEN WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE IN THE WORLD THEN...THE SERPENT IS ONE OF GOD'S CREATURE...HOW IS HE TESTING ADAM?

What d use of the tree of knowledge placed in the garden?

bloodofthelamb:
ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG...CHRIST JESUS WILL BE OUR FALL OR RISE...ON JUDGEMENT DAY, WE WILL BE JUDGED ACCORDING TO CHRIST JESUS

If u have nothing useful to contribute to the OP, please keep quiet.. No one is begging you to comment.

obisco4u:
Funny! God wrote code for humans and the universe, and it's full of bugs! Instead of debugging his flawed code, claims he's a flawless programmer and sends his buggy apps to hell.

Haha, really did enjoy this one

dalaman:


Its one of the attributes of God that wasn't well thought out.

I agree... Anyways, its been debated for years, even long before us.. I'd love to see a theist come up with a new valid argument for God in this case and I do hope it doesn't degenerate to name-calling and insults.

dalaman:
Very valid question. Why is God testing people when he already knows the end from the beginning as the religious books put it?

Yea, it always bugged Me back then.. I was like "why create certain people when you surely know that they'll take the "wrong path" ? Anyways, like all other bugging questions, I just shrugged it off saying "God knows "

MrPresident1:


You followed some of my threads? I guess you must have understood a few things, if so, where are the fruits of your enlightenment?

This is a personal race, when you receive your talents they must be multiplied. I do not see any fruits from you, you have not multiplied your talent (s)

You are one of the persons that is easily deceived by fake miracle workers, you want a quick fix but you will not get it.

One whole year and you are fruitless!

Shame!

Dude, I followed your threads to amuse Myself with your foolishness...
By the way, fruitlessness is always giving prophecies that never come to pass, afterwhich you come and start saying "it was shifted due to whatever reason" or interpret it in another way.. Yet you still can't see ur delusion

OkaiCorne:

How long has he been in this prediction business?

Dude, for a while now... Used to observe as a guest for about a Year before I registered.. Followed some of his threads especially his faithful watchman, abi faithful servant thread... Predictions that always end up being false

OkaiCorne:


Then keep it personal...many generations before you were hopeful as well, but you know how it ended for them. I wonder what makes this generation the one Christ decides to come for...

By the way, that verse up there you quoted was Paul explaining stuffs to Timothy (both of which are dead), I strongly doubt he intended this message for generations coming 2000 years after.

Why do you keep on arguing with MrPresident1.?? U dey try o

butterflylion:


You do not believe there is anything like the rapture yet you sound alarmed that I may likely not hear the trumpet nor be raptured

Your confusion is on warp drive.

When I post my famous meme now you will start ranting again

Haha. HopefulLandord.. What about Martinez19 and dalaman, and most importantly, Otem ?