You be ritualist, you need somebody to harvest their organs for ritual, if they come now you will smiled and pretend then at night you will invite your guys to bind and kill the person then you will now harvest their organs and give baba.

Wow, what a very great means of employment, imagine carry 50 ladies across per day that is 2000 x 50 = 100000, plus the pressing of yansh wow what a great job!

Nigeria is over populated already you don't need to worry.

MrCork:



Are u a babe? Are u lightskin?? Am i fukkin you? Do i no u?....
Kindly terminate!!!((no oofencse))

broke fool like you, where you see 17 million, u mean one thousand seven hundred naira.

voiceofpaul:
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how much will you pay sir

BABANGBALI:
you are. The frustration is written all over you. Send me you account number, make I make you happy for the week.

please bless me sir, any small amount, abeg.

Helinues i ga anwu echinile, onye chukwu buru onu ka ibu, onye ara onye iberibe

Tranquillity360:
That was Helinues

Hell anus the hungry tout, dog.

bros you did great, abeg i fit see even if na 1k it will really help me tonight abeg for food, i will be so grateful, May God bless you, i beg you in the name of God please, it shall be well with you and good things shall follow you.
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Hahaha, very good for Them, when you think you are wicked but your housemaid is more wickeder than you

what do you want me to advise now?

Lol, we pray because we have been brainwashed by smart prophets or imam to do so, and in return we offer them our money. simple.

i don't know anything time i buy or eat outside food i will react, i will first noticed small reaction in my throat then rumbling stomach, blocked nostrils then running stomach or stool, depending on how long i will be eating outside sometimes i will have cough and running temperature to sickness that i will be given antibiotics to recover.
Anytime i eat outside in party, i no longer buy food again i rather stay hungry until i get home and cook its from my pot to my stomach nothing else, that's how i stay healthy if not if i eat outside food for four days i will sick.
But anytime i cook and eat my own food i will be fine, i just realized this please is it only me or is there someone else experiencing this or what should i do please?

holarmylekan:
Feeling so lonely especially with the same routine day in and out though doing well for myself at my age and having clear focus planning my future...
Pls I need help on how to be friendly with ladies mostly as I don't have friend cuz I don't trust easily and all the ones I chat/meet with are just the billing types
Is there any guidelines on how to meet good mature ladies I can plan my with

op i am just like you, i wake up everyday go to work, come back rest, eat, sleep, go to feild/gym on Saturdays and train and go to church on Sundays, repeat the same routine everyday but i don't feel lonely at all.
Also i don't see women as source of fun or happiness, there's nothing beneficial in women, EXCEPT Oloshos that i go to fork sometimes.
Dress well, be hardworking and focused, eat good food, be disciplined, play with strangers, have data on your phone so that you can watch movies, browse nairaland, Facebook and YouTube, drink alcohol, play football game, then lastly, from time to time carry prostitute and fork, then you will see your life will actually be so much fun and fun without woman or girlfriend.

Let me paint a scenario here :
a mother has four kids and the eldest child is her favorite, but when they grew up and became adults they left to earn a living leaving her with only the last born.
The eldest child's hustle no pay so he is struggling, the second child has hammered he is rich and sends money home to take care of his mother, while the 3rd child is also struggling financially just like the first child even though he calls home and talks to his mother from time to time.
The last born is at home so she takes care of the mother, cooks and buy things for her with the funds provided by the rich second son.
Now who do you think is the mother's favorite child/s right now?
i will tell you categorically that her favorite now is the second child followed by the last born and that is the typical average Nigerian parents for you.
They only care where it benefits them, take it or leave it.

CoronaVirusPro:


It’s not peculiar to Nigerian men. Most men all over the world try to share the notion that they love their kids equally, which is a big lie.

its from both parents, no Nigerian mother loves her child unconditionally, it's either the love is attached to the one who has the most money, the one who takes care of her more, or the one who spends the most time with her, some mothers love their first born more while some love their last born more.
It's obvious and evident, a Nigerian parents with eleven kids will just picked like her favorite two or three out of them all.
Humans are the worst kind of specie of living things ever.

Kunle don go create thread, kunle since everyone is acting and there's no right or wrong may arm robber rob you this evening or may drunk trailer driver crush you to peices o, kunle omo ode

You that took a marketing job self is not serious, so na now your eyes come open?
Of all the jobs in this life na marketing, anyway welcome to the WhatsApp group of unemployed people.

this guy u are dulling oh, in this tinubu era?
i have eaten fowl that has disease and nearly dying countless times in the village to avoid it from wasting, I'm talking seriously ill chicken that is breathing it's last breath.
Even in Lagos here last year our goat ate poison outside and we gathered and ate it with our neighbors.
don't let that goat waste o and no gree mek dem cheat you for your share.

where is the proof. do you have evidence?

Nigerian parents are scam, including my parents.

Proserpina:
Reception

Don't even go there men, where will we nau eat food.

Why not talk to them there and caution them. Why not tell them how you feel rather than taking all their bullshit like a coward and then coming on nairaland here to rant.
You actually had a choice if na me i go change am for you imediately if you rough handle me for hospital and if you refuse to treat me i will go to another hospital.
You are a coward bro, a weak man.

helinues:
Rich man self dey cry because life is unfair to everyone

i can imagine how life is for you in the under bridge, street urchin

Hollyharjii:
Thought his use to it cause he was drinking it steadily and so calm, so I thought

dude your English is very terrible, what the fucck did you write?

Heritage Bank don fold, your money is gone hahaha

Mickeyposh2009:
Cocoa butter or Shea butter?? pls i need advice!!

don't go and buy Vaseline keep asking questions