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Religion / Re: David Ibiyeomie: If You Don’t Pay Tithe, You Are A Criminal by obstead200(m): 9:40am On Feb 22, 2022
YinkaOlusesi16:
they dont spend money in heaven, money is only meant to be spent on earth, and the tithe u gave in church is what they use to pay the pastors food allowance & also use to beautify the church of GOD, let ur understanding be clear.
food allowance indeed. Private jets and luxury holidays are also food allowance abi?

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Religion / Re: David Ibiyeomie: If You Don’t Pay Tithe, You Are A Criminal by obstead200(m): 9:39am On Feb 22, 2022
Maxymilliano:
You will never hear them.hammered on his Solomon got 300 wives and 700 concubines but this is the only portion Christian are meant to believe in the old testaments, the rest are abolished, nailed to the cross, mosaic and not fit for human compliance,

God bless u bro

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Offer As A Credit Officer: Please What Does It Really Involve? by obstead200(m): 4:12pm On Feb 20, 2022
alizma:
You see why this country is in a mess, a credit officer who doesn't know what his duties are has just been employed.
over Sabi.
I think he knows his duties. He just want to be sure of what the experience would be like. A smart move btw....

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Romance / Re: I Can't Believe Malian Guys Look Like This (photo) by obstead200(m): 1:04am On Feb 20, 2022
bytemeister:


I really am curious to see how exactly it is you look. Bet I still would be highly disappointed if I have my hopes down.
pure unadulterated vawulence my guy grin
This one na knock out
Education / Re: Students Packed Together Like Sardines In A Lecture Hall(pictures) by obstead200(m): 9:57am On Feb 17, 2022
Albertone:


Many federal Universities are short staffed!
Low lecturer to student ratio.
but it is never so bad as to warrant this kind of crowd under one lecturer.

I teach in a federal institution so I shud know better.

Moreover, just ask those "short-staffed" departments to submit a request for additional staff, they will tell u they have enough.
Education / Re: Students Packed Together Like Sardines In A Lecture Hall(pictures) by obstead200(m): 9:54am On Feb 17, 2022
donkarmal:

And hire more lecturers, obviously most public universities are short-staffed.
wrong too.
Many of them actually have enough staff.
Just that a few greedy lecturers colonise all the courses for selfish gain.

Just Ban the sale of any kind of textbook and introduce controls to discourage sorting(e.g third party review of marked scripts) then watch all those professors run away from teaching large classes
Education / Re: Students Packed Together Like Sardines In A Lecture Hall(pictures) by obstead200(m): 9:09am On Feb 17, 2022
Albertone:


1.They can build more lecture theaters with a larger capacity.
2.They can reduce student intake.
U are wrong. The professors and chief lecturers can simply stop colonising all the courses....(just to sell textbooks and collect sorting)....... They should split the class up into smaller units to be taught by younger lecturers and simply play supervisory roles.

In my school, large classes are split up...even if it is same course and different lecturers assigned to teach them.

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Romance / Re: Guys, What Would You Do If You Propose To Her In Public & She Embarrasses You? by obstead200(m): 8:30pm On Feb 01, 2022
Dialpad:
This can only happen when the guy is broke... when you are loaded she will be the one singing proposal to you on a daily basis.

Lesson 101... work hard so a woman will not embarrass you at any point.
why would u even propose to a woman u have not sounded out in very many coded forms to be sure she will agree before u try it in public?

If a girl would accept Ur proposal, u would know long before u pop the question
Career / Re: Help!! My New Job Is At Risk by obstead200(m): 2:18am On Jan 30, 2022
ManIzHot:


Does the owner of the club have deep pocket??

If yes...

(1) Arrange for an intermediate music star and another big name in Nigeria music industry....with hypeman

(2) Let them have a show, with a well scripted drama....to create controversial face off between the two stars... "Probably a scene like..who is to perform last or not" (def you gonna pay them handsomely for this)

(3) Get like 10 efficient bloggers to escalate it

(4) During that same day, make sure you arrange like in house 10 men, with in house 20 ladies, let your boss give them 1Millon naira each to spray those girls (All money sprayed most be accounted for and return back to your boss!!!!)

(5) Let all activities be put into records by the bloggers...


most practical advice so far.
Crime / Re: Danish Navy Free 3 Pirates Arrested In West Africa Due To Jurisdiction by obstead200(m): 2:58pm On Jan 08, 2022
Family / Re: Is My Elder Brother Possessed Or An Occultic Man? by obstead200(m): 2:13pm On Jan 08, 2022
Dailyparrot:
We have been suspicious of my brother's lifestyle for many years now and recently, his wife is reiterating our suspicion.

We are suspecting my brother of either being possessed, or someone did some juju on him or he belongs to a secret cult based on these two behaviors.

1. He does not like rendering help to his immediate family members but extremely generous outside.

2. He can sleep with anything that has vagina including old, young, fat, slim, beautiful, ugly, single and married women.

My parents gave birth to many children but unfortunately my dad died very early leaving my mother to take care of the responsibilities of the family.

This made my elder brothers to leave home on time to learn trade. Luck smiled on my elder brother and he made money very early. Less than 2 years after he did his freedom, he got his first car and started building his duplex immediately.

Since that time till date, he has only become richer and richer and richer.

We never received any financial assistance from extended family members because their thoughts is that my brother is well to do so we don't need help but the reality is different.

As rich as my brother became, we continued the petty family business that was very stressful until all of us left home to either university or marriage before my mother stopped the business because it is not what she can do alone.

My brother never cared for my mother. That's the one that pains me the most whenever I remember the incident of the past and how my mother died in the local village hospital while my brother was at home drinking and entertaining visitors.

My brother would come home for Christmas and pay 6 months electricity bill for every one in our community while giving my mom 15k. He never wants anything to do with us. For him to give you money, you really need to explain what you need the money for and that doesn't mean you are getting it immediately.

My secondary school classmates thought I came from a very wretched home not knowing that I have a brother that is extremely financially buoyant.

The number of people my brother brought from our village to Lagos to set up are more than 10 that we know. These people ended up bringing their siblings to town and establishing them as well. That is to say that my brother has lifted a lot of families out of poverty but never his family members.

One of my brother was having difficulty in his business and the best that my brother could do was to ask him to park his belongings to go and stay in the village with his wife and children. If not for my intervention that I used 1.9 million to set up a business for him to be repaying me monthly as he sells. This is an amount my brother will never ever give any of us for any reason whatsoever. He would rather gift you 100k to put in your business and go about telling people how he has helped you but you have refused to grow the business. Please, what can 100k really do for a business man?

In fact, I can't type all that we have experienced with my brother who's supposed to be our source of upliftment.

For those that will say I should go and work and entitlement mentality thing, all I typed here happened in the past when we were still dependent. None of us demands money from him anymore as we're all independent financially now.

But recent happenings brought back those memories. My brother and his wife.

We thought that his wife and children would enjoy his money since they are entitled to it but we were wrong.

My brother has several duplexes in my home state and in Lagos yet he lives in a rented two bedroom apartment. In that two bedroom apartment, his children and house boys (boy boy) share the same room and this is not the well developed part of Lagos oo but it's closer to his market.

My brother can afford to buy land in the place that they live and build standard 3 storey building and give his children a good sense of his wealth but he will never do it.

When the wife asks him for money for hair, he will give her 5k. If she sees a hair that she likes that sells for 50k. My brother will bring out calculator and divide 50k by 500 and tell the wife that that money is enough for him to cut his hair for the next 10 years.

The children don't dress well like people whose father is super rich. He got an SUV that the wife drives which made people think that the wife is enjoying but inside that woman in the SUV is an unhappy woman that wishes she can turn back the hands of time so she could marry someone else.

Sadly, the wife can't even complain to us because she took advantage of the way her husband was treating us to treat us badly when she got married to my brother and considering the fact that my brother was the supposed bread winner. Well, we can't be dependent for life.

Now, the cock has come home to roost. She's enjoying the husband "as is".
i feel u might be exagerating things.

lets start by asking:
who trained u in university?
or if u are in business, who set u up with finances?

you are just not happy that u dont get so much from your brother as u expect. it makes u to judge him unfairly.


well sha..... i might be wrong

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Politics / Re: Video Proves Buhari Is Not Well & Should Either Resign Or Be Impeached - Reno by obstead200(m): 8:41am On Jan 07, 2022
NoSentiment:
Mr Reno, opposition is not madness. If you are so patriotic why don't you come back home and do the opposition politics here? Which economic prosperity was there in Nigeria when u people held sway?
thank you brother.

I am not a fan of Buhari. But I must admit that Reno is the stupid one here. Buhari response was quite rational and it is the simplest way to put the proposed solution. Very correct too.

Infact, Reno omokri is an idiot
Romance / Re: Am I Taking The Wrong Move Buying Her A Phone? by obstead200(m): 11:22pm On Dec 29, 2021
MomentMan:
How did she got your number to call that she lost her phone?
very important question oooo.
She couldn't have crammed Ur number just like that ooo.
These girls are heartless

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Romance / Re: Am I Taking The Wrong Move Buying Her A Phone? by obstead200(m): 11:14pm On Dec 29, 2021
Ocholu:
Let me be real with you OP;

Na person wey go hurry buy her phone now, go begin de shift her pants. Don't come and open another thread soliciting for help if you fail to do the needful.

PS: Avoid redpillers here; they're bitter because ladies always reject them.
my dear brother, u could be very wrong ooo.
Most ladies are heartless in such matters

If I were unmarried, I can spend small small chicken change cash on a lady I am toasting....just to water the ground and improve my chances. But it must be money wey no go too pain me if she turn me down.
The day will NEVER come when I will make a major spending (money wey I go feel the pain...... wey go touch me for body) on top a babe wey I never begin dey Knack.......... except that lady is my mum, my sisters or my relatives.

If a girl does not accept u when she is not in need, she is unlikely to accept u just because u solved her need.

Be wise oooo

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Romance / Re: Am I Taking The Wrong Move Buying Her A Phone? by obstead200(m): 11:08pm On Dec 29, 2021
dboY1123:
I just met this beautiful girl, and I'm already all over her.. She's not in a relationship but definitely guys are disturbing her even her ex's.

I asked her to come over to my place and she did, we went out together and get some stuffs and we head back home(my place). So, I decided to ask her out one on one in my place and she said NO, she's still finding it difficult to go into another relationship.. When she left my place for her house just two byke away, someone stole her phone from her bag(she called me to tell me) the bag was open by the time she got home.

My question now is, should I ever think of getting her a phone? I still don't know my stand in her life, I really love the girl but ain't acting like a simp whatsoever.. But the fact that she lost her phone after leaving my house is what bothers me.

Please what should I do?
If u have cash u can give away without feeling the pain, then buy her a phone and consider it as a bet u placed on lotto or betnaija.
U may win, u may loose. So use cash u wont regret losing.

Long ago, I had a crush in similar situation. I was toasting her and she turned me down. Her phone got stolen and she used all sorts of indirect speeches to pass the message that she wants me to buy her a phone.....yet she have not accepted my proposal, she wants to be just friends grin grin grin

Well when I got fed up with the several innuendos she kept passing on the phone matter, I simply laid my cards on the table:
She got the message

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Romance / Re: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by obstead200(m): 4:00pm On Dec 29, 2021
BlaqJosh:
Hmmmm, This is un _ *believable*,
your babe won fvck another client inside the same hotel, now imagine what she will be doing at your back.
but you supposed dey happy that it ended if not for your wedding day her ex alone go full one canopy dey order your rice and beer any how...
funny enough, I have never attended the wedding of any of my ex.
I usually find a way to avoid attending it...even when I am invited.

About the main story.....once a lady has as.hawo vibes, she has as.hawo vibes. Nothing can change it and at the right price, anyone would Bleep her.

Before I got married, I used to date someone like that. I think It is common with slim, pretty prim and proper girls

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Education / Re: Noble Eyisi Graduates With 1st Class In The UK After Suspension From UNIZIK by obstead200(m): 3:37am On Nov 21, 2021
richmondefosa:


The initial post didn’t suggest so.
If he stole students funds and was impeached and expelled as you claim, why wasn’t he prosecuted?
u know how the judicial system works.....and sometimes it is better to avoid litigation and quietly sack the culprit.
Food / Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by obstead200(m): 9:24pm On Nov 20, 2021
southniyikaye:
While growing up, they gave me one very stupid name.. (bi o tan, MI o yo) I.e if it is not finished, I am not satisfied...
Even till now, that nonsense still happens.. So I always tell them to prepare what will finish at once cos if not, I will keep going there to dish myself food until there is nothing left... It doesn't matter if am filled or not..
u have a serious psychological problem dude.

Actually, I feel what makes pple over eat is poverty.
Simple and short
Travel / Re: Illegal Immigrant, Jubril Deported, Banned After 'heroic' Act In Spain (photo) by obstead200(m): 3:28pm On Nov 15, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Mumu Jibril.

I tell anyone who cares to listen, "if you pick up money, it is yours".
That is God's way of compensating you for being at the right place at the right time.

Except you have more than you'd ever need or the money you picked has a tracker on it, there is no moral justification whatsoever to return it.

My first gold necklace was one I picked up at Onu-Asata in the late eighties. I'd later sell this necklace to afford money to take my ex-boss's classy wife on a date and blow her mind when she came visiting Nigeria several years later.
This lady will eventually connect me to the people who transformed and made me fortunate in this life.

So please, where would I have been today if I had not picked up that gold necklace at Onu-Asata?
Where would I have been if I had let morals stop me from leaving a legacy in that married woman's kpekus?

Would there have been a triumphant entry into Jerusalem if Jesus had not picked and ridden a colt that was not his?

I hope this story serves as a lesson for those who pray to God to order their steps and would still walk past their blessings because they don't want to offend God.

The moment we realize that God's ways are not our ways and we can never fathom them, that is when we'd realize that nothing should separate us from God's love which is in Christ Jesus.

No matter how much money you pick up today, it will still finish one day, so why mortgage your forever because of the satisfaction of today?

But before you answer that stupid question, remember that your forever is threatened if you can not satisfy your today by any means necessary.
I love this guy.

I actually look forward to reading Ur satirical comments on threads
Education / Re: Noble Eyisi Graduates With 1st Class In The UK After Suspension From UNIZIK by obstead200(m): 9:56pm On Oct 31, 2021
richmondefosa:


The initial post didn’t suggest so.
If he stole students funds and was impeached and expelled as you claim, why wasn’t he prosecuted?
because we don't like following issues to a conclusion in Nigeria.
I am in the education system. These days, except an SUG official actually act in a way that leads to a significant uprising, school management generally ignore all their antics. No one feels threatened in the very least.

Trust me, go and research. That guy must have committed to warrant his impeachment and all that
Education / Re: Noble Eyisi Graduates With 1st Class In The UK After Suspension From UNIZIK by obstead200(m): 11:33am On Oct 31, 2021
richmondefosa:
shocked

He was impeached by the students rep council and suspended by the uni.

The same people he was fighting for did not stand by him.

If you are the child of a poor man, mind your business in school because if push comes to shove, the world will move on and you will find yourself in the middle of nothingness. Tend to your books and leave. Even the courts could not grant him justice

The guy got expelled and travelled out. If you get expelled, do you have the funds to travel out?

Sometimes, we need to mind the business that pays us.
forget long story.

Am sure he was impeached and suspended for stealing student funds. He used it to travel abroad and start his life at the expense of others.

We Nigerians know how to paint demons into saints
Crime / Re: Nigerian Pilot Faces 10 Years In Prison For Trafficking Cocaine With A PJ by obstead200(m): 9:54am On Oct 28, 2021
bigpriik:
Did i just hear jubil adamu
no

Na jabachukwu Adindu you hear.
Crime has no tribe oooo. Let's stop the stereotyping
Health / Re: Please Help My Palm Is Strong, It Makes Me Feel Shy When Shaking Hands by obstead200(m): 6:00am On Oct 26, 2021
JayTripz:
Omooooo!!! Nor be only you Sha...I don shake one guy...my palm almost tear...him don do bricklayer work before....as u de find solution now please AVOID!!! pressing breast abeg
the bolded is very important.

And he shud not finger even the willing vaginas, to avoid being charged with assault and battery
Health / Re: Dr. Paul Enenche Working From 20th Floor Of Trump Towers (Pictures) by obstead200(m): 3:58am On Oct 25, 2021
EvenBlogger:
Dr. Paul Enenche of Dunamis International Gospel Centre and his wife. Dr. Becky Enenche are currently in Chicago, United States.

The clerics are in states for a programme by Church of Fire International/

They have been there for three days now.

Sharing a picture of the cleric on Instagram, his wife described him as a man of vision, purpose and focus.

She wrote, "Working from the 20th floor of Trump towers and hotels Chicago. A man of vision and purpose and focus."

Source: https://www.churchloaded.com/about/dr-paul-enenche-pictured-working-from-20th-floor-of-trump-towers-in-chicago/
Nonsense!!!!!
If u see the way I hate all these vain pastors.........
Imagine the stupid woman telling us about vision and mission, when in reality she is simply flaunting the fact that they can afford a suite in trump towers and hotels.

Am so angry at this fuckery
Romance / Re: This Is What I Did To A Young Lady Who Told Me She Was In A Serious Relationship by obstead200(m): 9:21pm On Oct 15, 2021
UselessBuhari:

He doesn't have to spend first. He could have just invited her over promising to do the subbing and even more for her when she comes
the babe may not be so daft to show up

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Properties / Re: My Landlord Broke Into My Apartment When I Travelled by obstead200(m): 9:20pm On Oct 15, 2021
Simeony007:

And who do you think the number one suspect will be? do you know that the Landlord never knew that the Tenant will behave that way before destroying his properties? If he plan to kill him after the scene he will even lose more than the land.
suspect??
Romance / Re: This Is What I Did To A Young Lady Who Told Me She Was In A Serious Relationship by obstead200(m): 6:50pm On Oct 15, 2021
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Romance / Re: This Is What I Did To A Young Lady Who Told Me She Was In A Serious Relationship by obstead200(m): 6:45pm On Oct 15, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:


You could still fvck this girl if you wanted. You just played it like a child.
he played it the safest way. No need to gamble because u can never tell what stuff that girl is made of. Some girls are ruthless when it comes to scamming men..... especially men they don't love. Some girls can love one man so much that they will be scamming other men for his sake...and those men being scammed will never see their pant.

So when u meet some girls and study their body language, u will realise that.....no need to take chances

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Properties / Re: My Landlord Broke Into My Apartment When I Travelled by obstead200(m): 6:14pm On Oct 15, 2021
Simeony007:
Congratulations!!! Bros, You don blow ooo

Just find correct Lawyer grin grin grin

Something of such happened in Lagos here 9 years ago, the tenant rented an half plot, I don't really know how much he pays then for the rent, but he wasn't paying very well. He was owing the landlord a year rent.

He built a restaurant and bar on the land.

One day, Landlord got angry and arranged boys to destroy the man's shop. They destroy the walls without going inside not touching anything. The man told me this himself because I was going to rent part of the the land for my viewing center business that I wanted to open at the area then.

He reported the case to the police and got himself a lawyer because he was educated and an Ebo man. He took pictures for evidence and told the Judge that he left 5 million naira in his bar, his lawyer asked him to say that.

They charged the man to court and he explained what led to his actions but the Judge punished him by asking him to pay 8 million for damages or he can forget the land, and it belongs to the tenant until otherwise.

The man begged his tenant but he refused and got stroke. So, his children went to the man to beg and he asked them to go and bring 3 million and he will drop the case. Till today, the tenant has been using the land as he likes and renting it to other tenants like he owns it. The owner is late now so and the children never see 3m.

This happens at Aguda Ogba Lagos.

Congrats again grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Uber And Bolt Drivers Are Harassing My Girlfriend by obstead200(m): 7:20am On Oct 09, 2021
shortgun:

So I should be the one to pay for him to meet my girlfriend abi. that's why you lots are wallowing in poverty... misplaced priority.


With this your comments I don update men and told my girl to lure him...you fit hear scores for front page... brainless idiot
oga, u are actually more stupid than we thought ooo.
Wait until a community pussy sends u to jail for assault.

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