didodo:

2face sucks,tetuila rocks

kidding, _{don't chop my head off}

Oh trust me people, 2-face is just as hype and flashy as the rst of them.

@ luvu567 :we all know his performance is going to be show-stopping . I only wish I could be there.

larger_20:

your man is cheating visit http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/
and search for your mans name.He is likley to be there

That's not real is it?  How could it possibly be?

I do believe that there are men who won't cheat on their wives ^ 5 to such men!

In Niraland?ok ooo!

JosBoy4Lif:

@ Ocho
You will make a good mommy 

Aww she sure is and I bet her Ethiopian brother(s) will be even more gorgeous I love me some Ethiopian men!

@olakunle_2: Oh my! poor you! I know this is not the time for sympathy but i can't help it seeing as my parents are(will be) like that too. The whole"no marrying a foreigner" speech? i must have heared it a thousand times already!
Ok, from your recent post you live in places where it is hard to come across our kind  right? have you considered um, relocating? ok, maybe not relocating in the real sence of it because u might have a job right now(sorry, wasn't thinking about that) but you could go on vaction at those places that are some what populated with Nigerians. Better still, you could just return to Nigeria and reside there for a while(i'm sure you miss home ) and begin the dating process. I know it's possible that  finding the "one" and getting to know her  might take longer than your intended stay in Nigeria but then the relationship could always continue after you return to Norfolk._{(where on earth is that?  )}
    I know this guy who was actually born here and is not Nigerian in anyway(well, except for the fact that his parents are) and he was the last person I was expecting  to go home mainly in search of a wife but he did, and he got one.  So maybe you should think about that too.  I really wish you well and hope you find the "one" soon enough.

Will I get a tatto? Noooooo!! besides the fact that getting it done is really painful(so i've heared and ocho fears pain), I fail to see the beauty in it, i really do!!
Will I let my children get one? no, not at all.

you came rather late.

so umm, are you in a way trying to say they don't exist?

dafman:

the advantages of pms in my opinion outweigh the disadvantages.

True!! (whatever the disadvantages are!)

@outkast:
I'm thinking ICING?? you've got to be kidding me!!!! yaaaaay!!!

Outkast:


I'm thinking ocho where you dey now

i'm thinking oh girl, i dey ooo. Long time shey?

larger_20:

this girl is sick, I spoke to her on yahoo

haba sick! ok, so what makes(made) you think so?

neither


sad or happy?(which r u right now?)

Oh that's just great!! He'll be going to the Sates but not Canada? Of course that only means i don't get to see him, so how is this suppose to be an exciting news?
and let no one come telling  me how the show went.  .  . i don't want to know!!!!

hey outkast long time!!

Noo, i highly doubt if you'd know me or even the other way around. I meant "let me see too" as in i too want to know if Josboy was a wicked senior student   _@Josboy
I am/was a Bauchi girl remember? So unless you used to visit Bauchi often or maybe attended a school there at some point, it's almost not possible that we know each other.
So does that answer who I am? or in this case, who I might not be? 

i'm thinking

Romeo

"Romeo and juliet" or "Titanic"? _{2 of my best movies}

I miss the PMs!!!!!!

Carnal kisses? ooh my! *dies*

Consultant:


Well, not in my case. On the contrary, my husband was very proud of me.

That's good to know

Consultant:

Actually, it could go either way. Some women are totally turned off when they're pregant but i won't tell you what happened in my case.

now u got me curious!!!

One more thing, seeing as it is very important to me that my husband stays with me during my labour preiod, I had read that husbands find their wives less attractive after seeing her give birth and women were actually adviced agaist insisting that their husbands be there with them. I'm not buying that no way!!! So I just wanted to know (this might entail asking your husband and hopefully he'll be brutally honest) how true that is, not that it'll change my mind or anything because i've pretty much got my mind made up on that issue. If it's usually the case, then i'll just have to work on my staying sexy after child birth, I mean what else can i do? really!!

Oh dear God, the pains women go through. I loooooove your story Consultant, pretty impressive the way you handled most of the pain. I know my self too well and would be a totally different person when i'm in labour(future husband beware, u've been fore warned!!!! ) I'd scream, I so would, I mean I already do that for the least painful things.
I had to ask though, were there any more name callings at your husband during the"push" stage? I've seen so many movies and that's the point at which the poor husbands get the worst insultst ever. I must admit that's pretty funny, not that I'd do it on purpose or anything.
So if i read correctly, you did have a C-section right? or no? and just out of curiosity, what causes one to be over due? I'd hate to be.    I am looking forward to my first birth experience, It should be exciting(afer the pain is gone that is). Just the tought of conceiving another (tiny,innocent, cute, adorable) life would set me in a euphoric mood for a while, so maybe my husband need not fear afer all.
I was laughing at the part where your husband read your mind and decided against leaving, I'd want my husband to be in the delivery room with me, and if he made an excuse to leave? He'd be toast !!!  Hopefully, he'll be there with me for all (2nd,3rd,4th ) birth expereinces.
Congatulations on the birth of your baby girl  and I wish you the very best on your voyage through motherhood(which i know is even more tasking than the original child birth)

Demo!!!!

rude or nice?(which have u been lately?)

never.
when was the last time you did so?

mochafella:

I confess I haven't watched a nollywood movie in 5 years.

i confess   that's a long time.
I confess I'll be watching new ones(i hope ) in the next 3weeks, I can't wait
i confess  I've got to go call bebe, we've got "family" issues to discuss
I confess i'll say hi for you
I confess Good night and sweet dreams _{about me} or not
I confess hey, did u pick up NEYO's album yet?



@nubian : i confess "hello ocho" would be the ideal thing to say(during the day or at night ) or you could say

na im i dey ask her make i know if our work here is done

ohh myyyyyyyy!!!!! just answer the question

mochafella:

I confess so it was you in my dreams trying to chase me to my grave. 

i confess have you been watiching those Nigerian movies? didn't I tell you not to?
I confes I'm just there! Thanks for asking


@nubian : I confes is that the hello i get? well hello to you too
I confess i was just kidding
I confess it's just 9.05pm here, I should be the one asking what you're stil doing up at this ungodly hour?

have no idea what those are

when was the last time you ripped someone else's clothes off in anger?

I confess i miss bebe
I confess hey mocha for a second, i thought I attended your funeral without even knowing it Kidding!! it's been a while, how u dey?
I confess um, um, i'm sad cos someone who is soo dear to me(my closest friend) is breaking up with someone else who makes her so happy, I don't get it!

i'm thinking bebe i'll call you when(and if ) i am unbound from Nairaland's spell.