Those people look innocent to me! No weapons, no ammunition and yet you claim they are Boko Haram sect................ . I fear oooooo

Pls any score yet...... This Tunisia sef.... I dey expect goal oooo

1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.

2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.

3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.

4)Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.

5)I listened to 9 o'clock news, it
was announced that the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE.

6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey
kill insect fast...
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.

7)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION
BE THIS?
Answer: No! Na CHURCH....

ADD UR OWN JOIN!!!

Congratulations to all my senior friends, I can't wait to see my pop day.......... @ 14A NYSC

kristonium:
Guess what?
Today is my birthday!
Make una celebrate me small na!
e no easy..na baba God!

Happy birthday dude may God increase you physically , spiritually and morally to poses ur possession

01mcfadden: 2face,you are my boss yet,with this,i say shame on you.
God bless the couple!
@The couple, after the weding,pls eat yeast and polish because i personaly want to see you rise and shine.
#Up here with sharp fellas,I've not been here since the beginning of this year. Bartender,serve everybody with two plate of pepper soup and a chilled 33.

What about 2face? Explain better........ Plsss

Are they nairaland.com too?
I want to know so when it's my wedding periods I will have to call them

People have discussed this issue over and over
again but let me still discuss it cause it can't be
over-emphasized.
Sex is NOT a proof of love. Love is not all about
sex. You can have sex with someone over and over
but not be in love. You can be in love and not
engage in sex till you're both wedded.
Your partner may hate you and still have sex with
you. Be wise, don't let someone use sex to
manipulate you. It is self deception to think that
giving him/her sex will make him/her love you.
True Love will never force you to engage in sex
before marriage, true love is patient and
understanding, it respects. Someone who doesn't
love you will not change his/her mind after sleeping
with you.
If a person tells you to ‘prove your love’ by having
sex with them while unmarried, such a person is
only using you. Note, if your partner loves you
because of sex, understand that ‘better sex’ will
take he/she away from you.
Don't make yourself a ‘sex slave,’ it is foolish. Real
Love will never shame you, force you to do evil
against your will or tamper with your dignity.
To the ladies, If you have made the mistake of
trying to use sex to buy a man, now is the time to
re-assess your relationship and build it on the right
foundation.
If he gets married to you because ‘the sex is good’,
it will be fatal to your marriage. Let him get
married to you because he loves you, honors you,
feels a strong emotional, mental and spiritual
connection with you and wants you to spend the
rest of his life with you.
In summary, don't get married to someone because
of sex and don't allow someone marry you because
you are good in sex. One day, they may eventually
taste someone that does it better than you and you
will become history.
Let them love you for LOVE, not SEX!!!

I love this........ So I say 'I pledge to Nigeria my country to be faithfull and honest, to serve him with all my strength........... Love your country because you no other home. Good job op.........

It's only God that can save us in this country book garam today armed robbers tomorrow. God have mercy oooo :