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Events / Re: Bride's Ex Shares Pics Of Her Giving Him A Mouth Action At Her Wedding (Pics, Video) by offonstic: 10:03pm On Dec 22, 2016
iykedare:


The past can't just be the past like that. She is a h0e. Who told you he was interested in being her groom? I'm sure if some of you are asked why you sleep with dozens of guys before you get married, your answer will be that they weren't good enough to be the groom(s).
You girls are pathetic. Why do people still waste their hard earned money sending you lots to school?

You lots are better off in a twerking school or a bj school since
that is what y'all do so well.


you should start off by sending your female children to the so named places when you finally have them, since they would be good for nothing. How demeaning a thing to say! The mentality of a loser

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Crime / Money Disappeared From An Account by offonstic: 7:46am On Dec 09, 2016
Hello Nairalanders, pls help a devastated brother. My brother's money of about #400,000 suddenly got missing from his account(UBA). He's gone to make complaints in the bank and they do not seem to know what happened as the account statement he recieved showed nothing could be traced as to how the money disappeared. what exactly can be done and is there a way of getting back the money? He is really in shock as they left only #53,000 for him.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji In Her Office With Denrele Edun And Her Workers (Photos) by offonstic: 4:35pm On Oct 14, 2016
youngest85:
These people cn endure smello no be small
this does not longer crack people up okay? such display of foolishness. you can be a child and still think and behave reasonably.

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Health / Re: Dream Says Lot About Your Life Knows Yours Interpretation by offonstic: 7:08pm On May 17, 2016
offonstic:
in my dream, I had #6,000 and I spent 1k, shortly after, a cousin of mine whom I had issues with, (even though we are tryin to get in terms now) came to me demandin I lend him the 6k that he wld double it while paying back. I then told him I had 5k left. I can remember I went in to get the money but not sure if I handed over the money to him. Sir, pls is there any spiritual implication to this or it's just a mere dream?
please sir, you have not addressed my own
Fashion / Re: U Wanna Know How To Pamper Ur Skin With Palm Oil. Bitterleaf, Sandalwood? Join by offonstic: 6:17pm On May 14, 2016
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Health / Re: Dream Says Lot About Your Life Knows Yours Interpretation by offonstic: 7:34am On May 09, 2016
in my dream, I had #6,000 and I spent 1k, shortly after, a cousin of mine whom I had issues with, (even though we are tryin to get in terms now) came to me demandin I lend him the 6k that he wld double it while paying back. I then told him I had 5k left. I can remember I went in to get the money but not sure if I handed over the money to him. Sir, pls is there any spiritual implication to this or it's just a mere dream?
Health / Re: Dream Says Lot About Your Life Knows Yours Interpretation by offonstic: 9:14pm On May 05, 2016
sir pls kindly help me out with this, last night I dreamt where I saw myself climbing staircases. it was so high that I had to climb and climb to the point of almost falling. I became so weak while climbing, then all of a sudden, I woke up but still felt weak for some seconds. what could this means? thanks sir.
Celebrities / Re: Onyi Anekwe's Tears Saved P-Square From Breakup (see Photos) by offonstic: 8:13pm On Mar 25, 2016
blackberlin:
Funny things are making people popular nowadays. Olajumoke was famous for selling bread, this one too cried for P-Square and b4 u know it, she's on magazine covers as the girl who saved Africa's best music duo.

I still dey think wetin I fit do . . . *cracking me brain* grin
You fit dey shit waka for road
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Advises Fans: 'Stop Going For Flashy Guys,Open Your Eyes'(pics) by offonstic: 3:11pm On Feb 07, 2016
The truth is bitter tho'. For those of u shouting nd asking who she is to advise u after she must have exploited nd enjoyed herself with these folks shldnt also forget dt "experience is the best teacher". Undoubtedly, yes she was there nd that's why she has the guts nd boldness to say "hey sisters do not trade dt part because I once did nd discovered they were all illusions". tnk U Tonto for sharing this, I knw U r human wt ur own flaws nd dts why I wldnt hold anything against you. To some hypocrites here, I knw a prophet has no regards in his own town.

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Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus Shows Off Her Amazing Natural Hair by offonstic: 6:39am On Jan 21, 2016
a beautiful naturalist, just like me. Natural hair has taken over. someone shld pls help me out with that back to back jargons
Health / Re: Why Is Buhari Not Tackling Lasa Fever And Bird Flu Like GEJ Did With Ebola? by offonstic: 8:48am On Jan 15, 2016
It's simply because an educated man cannot in any way be compared to an uneducated feĺlow. When a man is learned, he takes precautionary measures towards curbing or eliminating some health freightening issues by emphasising more on awareness programs in order to harness its further implications. More awareness is supposed to be created concerning this because rodents/rats av almost become everybody's room mate dis days especially in the rural areas. Pls permit me to digress a lil' by congratulatin myslf on being d first to comment, d joy dt coms wt dis cant be measured......Like if you're a lover of good things. #hugs nd kisses#

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Entertainment / Re: Girl Expose Guy who Accused Her Of Trying To Con Him Of N50k With Fake Pregnancy by offonstic: 8:57am On Dec 22, 2015
so many people believed this shit, some were even singing praises of the guy of being smart by using and dumping the girl. Play gone wrong.
Fashion / Re: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by offonstic: 8:28am On Dec 22, 2015
burticious:
how's it going now
hmmm....my dear, no much difference o. I'm on the second one now though.....Still hoping they fade off totally.
Fashion / Re: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by offonstic: 5:53am On Dec 13, 2015
ChrisKonor:


Yeahh....it might even get it fatter you know *wink*
seriously? @Chris or u r tellin me wat I wanna hear..lol. can I use any egg?
Fashion / Re: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by offonstic: 6:02pm On Dec 12, 2015
ChrisKonor:


Ah ah...yes na, But a bit swollen face is expected.

Its all about a mixture with milk, raw eggs and malt...

Read HERE: http://www.ilookdope.com/2015/10/how-to-prepare-drink-that-can-get-you.html

you should keep doing it till you think you're big enough ( LOL )

Taking dt once a day is also expensive o.... LOL. But if it works perfectly fine, it's okay. shld d raw egg be d native type or agric? Hope everything in my body wld be balanced, especially my idi (bum bum)...LOL.
Fashion / Re: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by offonstic: 10:57am On Dec 12, 2015
pls room, permit me to digress a little...I really need to put on weight, is there any healthy way of doin dis without havin to go through d swollen face nd protruding tummy? A sister seriously in need. @Chris or anyone with a fair knowledge of what to do. Tnx
Fashion / Re: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by offonstic: 5:23am On Dec 12, 2015
burticious:
I got mine too , let's see how it turns out..updates soon
my dear, fingers crossed o
Fashion / Re: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by offonstic: 5:13pm On Dec 10, 2015
yesss...I just got my carotone black spot corrector(BSC) I hope it works as I intend using it all over my body to fade off some blemishes left as a result of a chicken pox I had as a child? most importantly,hope I wont start having coke nd fanta skin? @Chris
Fashion / Re: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by offonstic: 6:45pm On Dec 04, 2015
helo Chris pls help I and stesibelle out in gettin the pills, I don't know how much Stesibelle needs it but I really do need it. They do not seem to have it here in Uyo, I av searched almost all the renowned pharmacies to no avail. I wanna look diff for my sis's wedding...#HelpAsister#
Fashion / Re: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by offonstic: 6:40pm On Dec 03, 2015
[quote author=ChrisKonor post=40649269]

Hello dearie, Sorry for late reply...

My Yodi Pills are out of stock here...but not to worry, there are many other good product..

I Wrote Of Aichun Beauty Hips Lift Up & Buttocks Enlargement Cream A Month ago, it can be bought on konga or jumia. It works fine..

YOU CAN READ HERE: http://www.ilookdope.com/2015/11/product-aichun-beauty-hips-lift-up_4.html For more details and guide...

i hope you found my blog interesting? I'm on twitter & instagram @iLookdopeHQ

#Bless..[/quote yeah I found ur blog interesting....I really needed d yodi cos I've heard so much about its potency...I wldnt knw how efficient the Aichun is. Does dt mean I can settle for all these enhancers I see in supermarkets?

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Fashion / Re: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by offonstic: 10:24am On Dec 03, 2015
Hi Chris, I opened one of ur links and I saw where you wrote about yodi pills and cream....I am interested in getting them...How do we get in touch? I am Uyo based. Do I send you my gmail? pls reply ASAP, thank you!
Fashion / Re: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by offonstic: 11:44am On Nov 30, 2015
Hello Chris, av U heard about Peau De Lune facial cleanser? How effective is it pls?
Fashion / Re: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by offonstic: 5:20pm On Nov 25, 2015
ChrisKonor:


Hello my dear.

i dont recommend you mixing it with a skin lightening oil.

dudu oshun is quite exfoliating....i dont think you will get dark..

but anyway, everyone is different. if you feel you are getting dark then you should start using KOJIE SAN SKIN LIGHTENING SOAP.

palmers cocoa butter is nice!

good luck
Thanks Chris, I haven't started using the lotion yet....just want to know if it darkens or not. Also, can I get the KOJIE SAN SOAP in any regular supermarket? and at what rate please?
Fashion / Re: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by offonstic: 9:24am On Nov 25, 2015
hello Chris I really appreciate ur effort, I am light skinned and I just bought dudu osun and palmer's cocoa butter lotion. Friends say it will darken me, so I'll like to knw how true this is and if I can actually mix it with a skin lightening oil and which please? Thank you
Celebrities / Re: Natural Hair Salon Lunched In Calabar by offonstic: 9:31am On Nov 24, 2015
yeah...owned by Esther Tom.....The correct natural hair babe. I'm proud to be a naturalista and we are taking over very soon. Fake hairs going extinct in no time.

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