Lordjb:
hmmm, it's obvious you're a Ronaldo fan

Hahahaha. I'm not.
I even prefer Neymar to Ronaldo or Messi and that's because Neymar reminds me of Ronaldinho with some of his footworks.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Before nko
Them nor nor go pay for the hotel bill and food
Other country citizens and national dey pay for their flight back home

I don check like four or more different headlines below and I no cee Damnnnnnn niggarrr as reply and I nearly ask if you travel out

Lordjb:
no be deal there... Henry still better than him during his time

Then that must be with goals and besides Henry is a striker.
Ronaldo won everything Henry won and even more.

davillian:

If you want to know my real name oga ask...
I can drop my first name but once I add my surname I don cast
Even google and wikki go bring me out

Drop am!

Lordjb:
did Ronald get the invisibles? Ehn

No but he won the FIFA World Best while he was in ManUl U and and none other has achieved such except him.

I would have picked Beckham or Henry but what CR7 did and achieved while in the EPL surpassed all they did, so I give it to Ronaldo.

gudnex22:

Damnnnn niggarrr no the tire you?

Bros, abeg leave that guy make him type anything wey him like abeg.The boy na Edo boy, make him no come go tell ehm grand mother say you dey question am before you come dey get night foreign visitors from United States of Edo.

ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.

From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......

She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.

The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...

The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........

Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...

Please help!

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ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.

From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......

She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.

The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...

The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........

Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...

Please help!

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ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.

From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......

She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.

The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...

The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........

Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...

Please help!

According to you, you know we will say you are a fool but I hope you are not up to 40yrs yet because word on the street has it that,a fool at 40 is a fool foreverrrrrr!

davillian:
I understand women don't like each other
The only thing they do is compete and envy each other....
She had a child in 400lvl meaning she got pregnant and decided to keep it though her friend felt its not the right time for her to be a single mother....
This life, never laugh at anyone present conditions or predicaments
Who knows table might turn sooner or later.

I have a friend who was unable to have a child 10yrs after marriage I know what she went through the abuse, the insults, the stigma etc
It got so bad she can't play with other peoples children because they call her mami water because she is so beautiful with clean skin.
I can't count how many times she cried on phone, how many times she felt like running away how many times she felt like killing her self....
Its not like she was one loose girl she married her husband as a virgin...
God did it for her last year she named her son after me...

Reason I don't look down on anyone is that no one knows 2moro.

So person wey no born for 10years finally born then name the pikin "Davillian"?
Hissssss

Henry or maybe Ibrahimovic

This one na Jersey meeting na. Ondo Ole!

Exactly wetin I reason nai bi this.
Lock Lagos,Abuja and Ogun down totally and quietly hand the reported cases there to save us this daily increment of the virus spreading.
Wike for president 2023

okay o

Reno don dey use style enter modelling and clothing bizness and na all in the name of free Leah because soon him go begin advocate make people buy these shirts.

zenil1:


Very true... I've never seen an ugly Igbo girl

With this your talk, is obvious you are a blind somebody.

Dreyton36:

Continuation from where I stopped , and for the haters , everything i typed here in the truth and nothing but the truth
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PART2
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AS I got home , I had so many thoughts in my head , I didn't really get home i just hanged around a closed shop near my house and bought a pack of white London from an aboki closeby , just they reason the whole money scene which she gave me
I no go lie aside from the money she gave me, the babe has a golden heart , sometimes we'll serve food to others and we'll eat the rest because we know she won't complain even if she doesn't get nothing that's how sweet she is , but because I broke like faded jeans , I no get any liver to approach her
And yeah I had her number , know how I got it ?
No be me collect her myself oo , she asked for mine so that she can always call my phone and explain to me what kind of food I'll serve her once we arrive,
The building is about 12 floor , for anyone who knows bayo kuku , to Gerald road in ikoyi you should know how tall the NNPC_NAPIMS building is

So as I was smoking my white London , suddenly I dropped a year, know why?
A neuropsychology is serving food to young girls who are in the oil firm, I go even turk in and wear tie join am
So my mind say make I call this babe , after all the next day na weekend
I dialled the number at first , I quickly cut am again , I dey imagine wetin I go tell her sef but I was already in love Sha
Mehn if u smoke correct new pack of white London so that much mentor moral must come
I call her again , she picked at once
I'll use different names here sorry (privacy)

Her: hello dave
Me: good evening Nelly
Her: you must've gone home , and hey you didn't serve my own apple today as usual she was just kidding cuz i ways est the apples im suppose to give her
Me: yeah as usual ____at this point I didn't know how to continue again I swear
Her: alright have a blessed day dear , or you wanna tell me something?
Me: nooooo I just wanted to thank you for today
Her: c'mon that's nothing just few $notes
Me: thank a lot
She called it bye

Alaye I just they vex for myself , my intention was to try to ask her out on a date small dollars don enter my brain , dollar they shark for pocket pass beer o

As I got into my room , I wasn't still satisfied about how I couldn't tell her my intention
I sent her a text message instead ,
It goes this way "hey Nelly , i was wondering if you'll like to have a rendezvous tomorrow"

Within 7mins she replied
Hers". Good idea , I'm really stressed out tho but I'll call you in the morning, goodnight

I no bother reply goodnight back again make e no be like say I too they forward

My guy that evening I run go boutique go arrange my normal round neck thick black polo , black they shine like Nigerian politician heart and confirm Vietnam jeab, if you know you know
I already get shoes yakpa cuz na shoes they chop my salary
That night I no fit sleep , i just they pray make day break , I just spend my time they watch YouTube videos of akpan and oduma

Day break, I surprised my street

Part 3 ,,,,
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Comment below if I should continue on how it went
Honestly there's no single lie here

According to you, you have dated four very rich girls and just one experience you never fit tell us reach anywhere till now.I just dey imagine if you decide to tell us your four experiences,na next life we go kuku finish your stories bi that.

Just keep your fingers across and we will surely hear Ibra's reply to that voting. To me Ibra is football best savager,dude doesn't forget or forgive.

Slay mama wey get brain! And to top it up, she bi my colour sef.

echesilver:
1.pep Guardiola
2. Guardiola Pep
3. PEP Guardiola


https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/11984550/greatest-premier-league-manager-who-deserves-the-title

I swear down you dey mental bros. You don make me laff tire.

frankmoney:
ole trashed guardiola 4 times this season

Na lie bros, two league defeat and one Carabao cup defeat, that's all. Abi Man U play City for UCL this season?

Olutola88:
I don't appreciate people like Pep because I don't respect them. We have people like him in corporate organisations. They only want to work in units where everything is smooth and set. They can't take risks.

Life itself is a risk and for Pep accepting to come to City is a risk which could have make or marred his coaching career.
I suggest you go and read what the British media wrote about Pep after his first season without any trophy and then let assume the man haven't won any since he came to England.

Gregorian2020:
Guardiola is not supposed to be mentioned there among the group. I preferred having Ancelotti than Guardiola. Nevertheless they all are great leaders of the premier league, but I think Ferguson supersedes them all

Which Ancelotti you dey talk about abeg? abi na that one wey Abrahimovic no even wait make day break before him sack am or you no hear say na in the night Ancelotti receive sack letter?

Mikehot:
Am not even looking at his incredible titles but the number of players he has mentored from scratch turned bosses and legends all over.

Cristiano Ronaldo that is considered one of the greatest of all time accepts he is his football father.

This man won things with academy youths and mediocre players like Anderson, O'Shea, Jones , guardiola can't do without money

It should be called Sir Alex Ferguson league his legacy is foreever

Let give Pep 25 years and then come back to this argument.

ericmor:
The one that swept all titles in just a season without the FA support. Something no manager has ever done in the history of EPL is the greatest among them all. I give it to him

I nearly click like option twice for this you post.
I know you are referring to KING PEP!

Olutola88:
Give me the kinda of Money and Team Pep has access to and I will also deliver all he has delivered. Look at the teams this guy has managed. Barcelona, Bayern Munich ( He took over a team that just won treble), Manchester City.

I am not saying he's not good but dude has not proven himself enough. Pep can never in his life take that kinda Tottenham Job Mou took.

Don't forget what Mou did with the FC Porto team, With Inter Milan team. He won the Champions League for Inter after 45years of winning. Where is Inter today?

The Special One
The Only One
I'm a Chelsea fan and I'll forever be a Mou loyalist

Sir Alex is currently the GOAT

Sir, I think the issue here is more like the class the two coaches(Pep and Mou) think they belong to.Take for instance, Mou maybe is a coach of any club(Porto,Tottenham and who knows maybe Our own very Enyimba of Aba in the near future) but Pep has a standard which he cannot come below.
Let us look at it this way, Pep won 14 trophies within three years in Barça and produce a world Best with his tiki taka style of play and so you don't expect a club like Tottenham to openly ask him to coach them.

25years in EPL and how many leagues did Fergie won?
Give Pep 25 years in England and let's see what that wizard will do considering the fact that he humbled Fergie led team on a big stage twice.

Oghenerobo2002:
Guardiola is the saying that 'better soup, na money kill am'.

Oga o, better soup no bi money dey kill am only again o, things have really changed.
If you spend trillions prepare soup and you no sabi prepare the soup, e go bitter.
You sabi the club wey dem dey call PSG?

emilomona:


And which Gold is he digging? Are u even privy of the financial positions of the intended couple.
Just because u heard that a young man wants to take an older woman as a wife nw all ur fish brain cld do was to label him a gold digger.

I've been in a relationship with a lady with 2kids, 10yrs older and she was my senior colleague. We started dating after i left the workplace. I earn more than she did and we were both useful to each other in every possible ways because we were both in love.

Just like some ladies wld love to marry an older man, some guys too wld also ve a thing fr an woman. It is vice versa, there shl be no string attached if it the other way around.

For your info love is blind, it as no regards fr age, knows no boundaries.

But sir, did you marry the mother of two of a lady that is 10years older than you that you are telling us about or you two only dated,because this is a marriage inclined situation.

Since they are preventive measures on ground in regards to the spreading of the virus,maybe they should be given face mask to put on and then allow them to come out for at least five minutes in the morning and in the evening.

SUMMARY:Mr.Etim got himself arrested because he caught his wife cheating

On the night of the Champions League final between Barça and Arsenal in 2006,I went to watch the match not minding whatever I will face at home after the match because as a forever Ronaldinho fan wey I bi I for no fit afford to miss seeing those his shining teeth after Barça go don win Arsenal because I for fit bet my life say Barça must win. Got home around past 10 in the night to discover that my Uncle's wife have succeeded in locking me outside and na so I sleep for ground till in the morning.




I was cleaning the Television stand which we call room divider back then in the morning and my uncle was watching 7AM news on AM EXPRESS,nai suddenly NEPA take light, next thing wey I hear na a very sound slap from my uncle say why I go off TV. Cry no allow me fit explain myself before the man notice say fan don stop to turn but to tell me sorry pride no allow the man.Wetin pain me pass na when my cousins ask me wetin happen and after I narrate my story finish dem burst into laughter and na me turn topic of discussion that day for public compound.
It was there and then that I decided that in case I become the president of this country one day, I must fix light issue first even if it means using my first four years in office to do only that.