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Romance / Re: My Father's Experience With Women , Strictly For Redpillers by oguntoyese: 2:29pm On Jan 11, 2023
May God give you the strength to carry ON.
May God give us good wives that will honor us.
Most non God fearing women deserved to be treated as scumberg.
Politics / Re: 2023: I’ve Flagged Off APC Campaigns With My 4 Wives, 28 Children - Doguwa by oguntoyese: 5:17pm On Sep 29, 2022
[ U are pointless and Tribalistic]

The type of people supporting APC, waste of sperm, big drain on the resources of the country.[/quote]
Politics / Re: I Will Not Dialogue With Bandits; I Can Only Dialogue With Agitators–Peter Obi by oguntoyese: 4:52pm On Sep 29, 2022
That’s my man. I love the sound of that word “ decisively “. Evans the kidnapper told the whole world then that he ran away from Anambra state because of Peter Obi’s fire against crime. Guess where he found abode…. Tinubu’s Lagos!


Stop denting Tinubu's image.
The question is when Evans ran to Lagos a mega city, was he apprehended by police or not??
In case u don't know, he was caught.
He is also currently in jail.

U just fooled ur self for nothing.

Focus and market ur Aspirant.

All politicians are the same.

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Politics / Re: Political Jargons Among Nigerians by oguntoyese: 8:46pm On Sep 27, 2022
As the 2023 general election draws nearer and the campaign started less than 24 hours away,Nigerians will started to hear many political terminologies synonymous to the country,and I am sure new ones will surely join those that I have known before the election proper.

Below are the those I can find,both the existing ones and new ones,according the present political situation

1. ‘GODFATHER’

The Godfather is real, he is not a myth. You will find people who will tell you a Godfather is not necessary for you to succeed in politics. If you agree, you have failed already, you don’t have to take my word for it. A Godfather doesn’t have to be rich (most of them are), old (a lot of them are) or very loud (the louder the less effective). A Godfather is someone who gives the word and it gets passed down the value chain. You need to get on his radar, or on the radar of someone who knows someone who knows him. The most important currency you need when you are relating with a Godfather is Loyalty. Forget about how brilliant or competent you are – all those can be found elsewhere.

2. ‘GODMOTHER’

This one might sound strange, but she exists. The curriculum vitae of the Godmother might even be longer than that of the Godfather. She was a young girl who served tea at meetings with Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe. She was Welfare officer of her Ward when Chief Obafemi Awolowo started Unity Party of Nigeria after rebranding from the Action Group. She was one of the young girls who ironed the prison uniforms of Hajia Gambo Sawaba. You can afford to piss off the Godfather, the Godmother can intercede on your behalf. The problem this presents is that whatever you do, you never cross the Godmother. If you do, you are on your own.

3. ‘BARBED WIRE’

In politics, if you run into a problem that seems intractable, it means you have run into ‘barbed wire’. If you are not careful, as you try to extricate yourself from the wire, a wrong move could plunge you deeper into the mess of wires. There are many barbed wire situations in politics. You cannot always avoid getting into trouble, but at least don’t be foolhardy and look before you leap. Examples of ‘barbed wire’ situations are refusing to follow instructions of party leaders, dating the lady the Party Leader is interested in, forgetting to supply diesel to the Party Chairman or sending a goat to the Market Women Leader instead of a cow.

4. ‘ON GROUND’

In 2019, I was trying to support one of the female candidates in Ekiti for the State House of Assembly. She was a strong candidate, from a prominent family, well educated and a committed party member. She ticked all the right boxes. I had put in a good word for her and assumed that all would be well and the process would take care of itself. I travelled out of the country for two weeks. When I got back, my plan was to stay in Lagos for another week to attend to some things. I spoke to my husband when I got home from the airport and when I asked how things were going in Ekiti he said, ‘I understand your candidate is not ‘on ground’. I was stunned, I had no idea what that meant. Everyone knew who she was! I abandoned my plans to stay in Lagos and went straight back to Ekiti. After a week of face to face meetings (which included kneeling) appeals, and the necessary motivations, my candidate was firmly ‘on ground’. Being ‘on ground’ is metaphorical as well as literal.

5. ‘CONSENSUS’

This one is straightforward. The leaders invite you to a meeting. They appeal to you to accept their proposals. They offer you incentives or make promises. You listen and agree to play your part, whatever that part is. If you dislike your part, you are free to join another party.

6. ‘STINGY’

Yes, ‘Stingy’ is a political term, hence it deserves a place in this glossary. Facilitating a school for your community, providing a primary healthcare clinic, digging a borehole or providing solar light are commendable things. You are still ‘Stingy’. You bought ‘empowerment materials’ and gave out Okadas, sewing machines, hairdryers, grinding machines. You are still ‘Stingy’. You gave Christmas/Ramadan gifts to the Chairman, Youth Leader, Woman Leader, Labour, Artisans, Okada riders and so on, you are still ‘Stingy’. Do you want to know how not to be ‘Stingy’? Forget the Bible verse about the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing. Next time you do anything in your community, forget about being modest. Modesty is the downfall of the ambitious politician. Grab a microphone or megaphone and let the whole world know who was given what, where, when and how. Until then, you are ‘Stingy’.

7. ‘YOU ARE THE FIRST’

As a politician who doesn’t have a lot of experience, everywhere you go, you will hear, ‘You are the first to do this…….’. You will visit ten places and they will say this to you ten times. It is a lie. They have said the same thing to every person who went to campaign there.

8. ‘ENDORSEMENT’

As a politician, you will seek endorsements from many important stakeholders. Royal fathers will listen to you and pray for your success. They will tell you what their communities need. Religious leaders will lay their hands on you. Market women will list their demands and dance for you. Young people will demand for jobs and more attention. Women will demand for 35% inclusion. You will say yes to all demands and they will say yes, you have our support. Everyone asks for endorsement. Everyone gets it. You will not know for sure till election day.

9.‘CARRY ALONG’

In political circles, you will hear this a lot, ‘I have not been carried along’, or ‘We the leaders have not been carried along’. You will stand there scratching your head in disbelief. You invite people to meetings to discuss issues and take a position and they still turn around to say ‘We were not carried along’. If you do not make time to visit a leader and have a private session with him and believe he will be happy with a town hall meeting that involves many other people, you have not ‘carried him along’ because you have not made him feel special. If you invite people to a meeting and do not provide adequate transport fare, you have not carried them along. If you only gave your party leader N50,000 when his daughter was getting married, you have not carried him along. If you only sent two chickens to the wife of the leader for Christmas, you have not carried her along. If you did not sponsor anyone to Mecca or Jerusalem from your constituency, you have not carried people along. Hope you understand the term better now.

10. ‘SOCIAL MEDIA WARDS AND UNITS’

The citizens in these units are very passionate and engaged. Their opinions and insights are interesting and can be profound, all reflections of the patriotism that drives many of them. Though there are those who give cause for concern about the state of their mental health, these political units serve as a rallying point for a lot of young and middle-aged voters. The problem is the number of opinions and solutions in these units does not match the number of voters’ cards needed to make a difference. There are no physical polling units here and while these units have many returning officers, they are all illegal. Many political fortunes have been led astray in these units. If you are a politician who is serious about winning elections, maximise your engagement with the people who can actually vote and are keen to do so in real polling units and wards.


You can add your own.


This is incredible, u mean this insight is from a woman.
Am really impressed.
Even if u are not a grass rooter, u are well informed in what it entails.

Am impressed.

It now depends on who the voters want.

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Politics / Re: 130 APC Members Defect To PDP In Kogi by oguntoyese: 1:56pm On Sep 27, 2022
Political Prostitute
Romance / Re: The Confused and Nagging Nature Of Nigerian Men!(Screenshots) by oguntoyese: 8:57pm On Sep 25, 2022
Sincerely I don't give a damn
Just do what I tell you to do
As far as I play my role as a man, I expect u to be submissive.
Do as u are told by me.
Just give me my respect
We are good to go

Don't worry ur self. I know the difference btw Confidence and Arrogancy.
Romance / Re: Sex Worker & Her Customer Die In Lagos Building Collapse During Sex by oguntoyese: 8:47pm On Sep 25, 2022
[quote author=Righteousness2 post=116993414][i]What a pathetic and Unfortunate way to Depart this World.

Listen Folks!
No Form of Funeral Prayers can take you From Hell to Heaven if you Die ontop a Man or woman while in the act of Fornication or Adultery.

Depart from evil. Run to JESUS Christ.
Heaven and Hell are Real.






Leave that for God to judge.
Don't forget it is written that our righteousness is like a filthy rag in the sight of God.

Hypocrites
Politics / Re: 2023: Over 2000 PDP, SDP Defect To APC In Oyo by oguntoyese: 2:42pm On Sep 25, 2022
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Politics / Re: 73-Year-Old Woman Challenges Tinubu And Atiku To A Walk In Abuja by oguntoyese: 9:15pm On Sep 24, 2022
[quote author=ZombieTAMER post=116978006]

Everything must be looked at through tribal prism,.

bloody tribalistic nepotistic Agbadorian

All Nigerians are against APc and their evil mechanism

[ Nigeria and Tribalism. See bitterness and resentments ]
Politics / Re: Farooq A. Kperogi: Lies And Truth About Obi, Atiku, And Tinubu by oguntoyese: 11:21am On Sep 24, 2022
[quote author=OKOATA post=116965537] You be Yoruba like me but still no sense, na that old man you won vote. I know say you be one of those in thugs. No lele bami, na your eyes you go see how Obi go enter. Mafo.

Guy, it is the performances of an aspirant in his previous governance that will enable him to get votes from voters.

US president Joe Biden is 79 yrs.

Mio fo Baami.
Tinubu is chop I chop leader.

Vote Tinubu for productivity, for vision, accountability, transparency, chop I chop leader,

Te so Oju'e

Gba behhh
Family / Re: How I Spend My 63k Monthly Salary Yet I Am Tagged A Bad Boyfriend by oguntoyese: 11:13am On Sep 24, 2022
BRATISLAVA:


Since your only input is in the finances, it is okay to accuse her of having no financial input. That's nice

Two captains cannot sail a ship, but you want her financial input. The man is the head of the home, why are you denying that?

A lot of men don't know what they really want. You can't eat your cake and have it.


Despite my financial input I didn't complain.
All I wanted was respect. Was I asking too much!!!
Politics / Re: You Are Working For Tinubu – PDP National Youth Vanguard Accuses Governor Wike by oguntoyese: 10:27am On Sep 24, 2022
Frankly speaking, all this while that Atiku has been traveling overseas and attending to his business, Wike has been working tirelessly in PDP and also installing National Party Chairman
He was able to garner more votes during the primary election but the 11th hour politics that played out made Atiku the winner.
Atiku's northern Political PDP clout that made him Presidential aspirants is a big blow and unbearable for Wike.
The mighty Wike.
Lol.

Tinubu's alliance with APC Northern Governors is a force to reckon with. It is another Topic on it's own
Politics / Re: Farooq A. Kperogi: Lies And Truth About Obi, Atiku, And Tinubu by oguntoyese: 9:47am On Sep 24, 2022
When has primary or secondary education been an indices for recruitment except police recruit or messenger or clerk or driver.
Even with ur pri. And sec. Sch. Certificate, u can never get a teaching job not until u present ur tertiary certificate.

What matters the most is tertiary certificate .. and tinubu has presented his.

Hypocrites every where.

Presidency is going to South West
After Tinubu 8 yrs, I will definitely campaign for Peter Obi
For now clear road for Jagaban.

Abi who dey check ammm!!!

Who dey breath!!!!!!!
Crime / Re: Ummita & Chinese Lover: Untold Story Of Kano’s Deadly Love Affair by oguntoyese: 10:03pm On Sep 23, 2022
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pepperdemzombie:


May God grant you peace of mind
Crime / Re: Ummita & Chinese Lover: Untold Story Of Kano’s Deadly Love Affair by oguntoyese: 9:56pm On Sep 23, 2022
I feel the brother's pain.
Guy, please follow up very well with this case even though it will take u years to accomplish it. You must get Justice for ur Sister's death. In her room!!!!!
This is not even about Nationality, any man that does such to another person's sister should be Immediately butchered or should be tied with a stone and chains so as to be at the bottom of a river.

Plan patiently and follow up with Justice.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Carnegie Melion University Has No Plans To Fire Me: Uju Anya Thanks Friends by oguntoyese: 9:17pm On Sep 13, 2022
U wey don cast finish.
Those insults u spewed on the Queen was unnecessary.
Romance / Re: When Men Say 'I Don't Have Enough Money To Settle Down' by oguntoyese: 8:32pm On Sep 13, 2022
I can see this girl does not understand.
A Man must have a sufficient source of income before going into relationship not to talk of marriage.
If u can not sufficiently feed ur self as a man, how can you feed the woman.
Hmm, even when the woman is providing the money, a time will come, u as a man go see say u no get level.

Forget about the steamy sex

Is it not until when you are well fed that u can bang ur woman to satisfaction?.

Abi, u don ever hear say man we never chop dey look for Toto to bang?

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Crime / Re: Lady Runs Mad In Ozoro, Delta State After Dropping From A Car, Goes Naked by oguntoyese: 7:55pm On Sep 09, 2022
Na Wa ooo
Crime / Re: Lady Bites Off Manhood Of Rapist In Lagos (Graphic Pictures) by oguntoyese: 7:49pm On Sep 09, 2022
Holy Father.
What!!!!!!!
It is a big risk putting your dick in a woman's mouth for Mouth Action.
It is also a big risk forcing sex on a woman.
Let her come for it when she needs it.
Ooooo Shiiiiitttt
Crime / Re: “we Lured Our Friend Into The Bush, Strangled Him And Cut Off His Head”- Suspect by oguntoyese: 7:42pm On Sep 09, 2022
My Enemies I know.
Those that poses as a friend, I fear.

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Fashion / Re: Why Do Ladies Like To Flip Their Polo And Allow It Hang On Their Waist? by oguntoyese: 7:23pm On Sep 09, 2022
On my observation and experience, most girls loves to be banged from behind.
Frankly speaking, I take full control when am in this position.
The sound of the padded yansh of this position thrills me alot.
Hmmm, Life is Sweet
Family / Re: Oyo Landlord’s Skeleton Found In His Room 4 Years After He Was Last Seen by oguntoyese: 5:00pm On Sep 09, 2022
Humans are indeed made from clay.
Have mercy on me my potter
Romance / Re: Ladies Reveal The Reasons They Stopped Talking To Some Men (screenshots) by oguntoyese: 6:52pm On Sep 05, 2022
All these are craps.
A woman that is interested in u will be interested.
In all the craps mentioned above, I do not see any insult there from those guys.
The one uninterested won't be interested.
For the fact a woman gave u her number does not mean she will yield to you.
Within 7 days you will know if a woman is into you or not .
Go out meet lots of girls, Triple ur datings .
Know this and know peace of mind.

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Politics / Re: Breaking News!!! Peter Obi Have Already Lost The Elections See Why!!! by oguntoyese: 12:03pm On Aug 29, 2022
I have been saying this.
Labour Party has no structure in all the 36 states.
We have 774 local government.
A state have 44 to 20 local govt.
A local government has over 200 to 10 wards
A ward has over 20 excos of a party.
A ward has over 30 to 8 pooling unit.
Labour party does no have excos in all these aforementioned.
Other party will disrupt polling units that are of strong hold of Peter Obi with thugs, except SE, even in South East, I doubt if he has party excos and Secretariat.
Peter will be robbed.
He does not have political clout.
I have nothing against Peter obi.
Those that want to vote for obi will be dispersed by thugs and guns.
Or would u still want to cast ur votes when u see thugs and guns in a pooling unit??
Family / Re: How I Spend My 63k Monthly Salary Yet I Am Tagged A Bad Boyfriend by oguntoyese: 10:07pm On Aug 26, 2022
Quite similar to what am facing.
Some Ladies/ Women are just ingrates and so full of themselves when they have no financial inputs. Never will I go closer to a job less or unindustrious woman again. They will drain you.
Despite the man providing everything for the baby and the mother.
To the extent buying the woman bra and pants.
I think some women just choose to be a baby mama.

Two Captain cannot sail a Ship.

My Son is with my parents for now.

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Crime / Re: Tricycle Operator Commits Suicide In Lover’s Home by oguntoyese: 8:10am On Aug 26, 2022
A bloody Simp. Spit!!!!
Romance / Re: Man Beats Up Lady In Bayelsa For Refusing To Have Sex After Collecting 5000 by oguntoyese: 9:03pm On Aug 23, 2022
[quote author=virginprincess post=115976920]Good for men that still patronise prostitues, he should be arrested,is it by force to have sex? if she says she is not doing he should have collected his money or just let her go if she insists on not returning your money(disadvantage of patronizing a prostitue) but instead he decided to show his manpower on a woman because of 5000k undecided undecided,shebi now he going to spend more than that 5000k in the police station,Foolish man.

U are a big fool. 5k na small money?
If the guy go rape, na clowns like u go say why he go rape wey Olosho dey.
E no go better for u

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Romance / Re: Should I Scatter Their Marriage? by oguntoyese: 7:17am On Aug 22, 2022
If it's true, pls send it to the man.
What kind of wife is that??
Romance / Re: . by oguntoyese: 12:56pm On Aug 21, 2022
No matter how beautiful or sexy you are, if u don't comport your self in the presence of my money and swag, after impregnating you or after u having a child for me, I will still go and bang that woman you tagged 'average'.
It seems u don't really know how it works.
Lol, she said sexy, babe, there is no difference between ur Toto and the average girls Toto. It's the same entry point.
It's as if u telling me to flash a touch light in the dark on ur pussy before digging my dick into it.
I don't need touch light, cos I know where the pussy is located be it average or sexy.
Show some respect to ur fellow girls.
No beef, no resentment, no bitterness
That's how it works.
My Children and Money over any other thing
Red Piller for Life.

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Romance / Re: Top 10 Prettiest Women On Nairaland (2022) by oguntoyese: 12:34pm On Aug 21, 2022
1, 2, 3 and 4.
I can see 1 fully.
But I can't see 2,3,4 fully.
I think I should be indifferent to the 4

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