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Jokes Etc / Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 12:49am On May 21, 2006 |
Alright, wish you the best as u wait on him, 'r u online? |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 12:17am On May 21, 2006 |
any set criteria for the "right" ADAM? |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 11:36pm On May 20, 2006 |
dm: Sir, my apologies eveseh: yea, its cool, is there an "ADAM" to the EVE yet? |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 9:47pm On May 20, 2006 |
@eveseh nice signature |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 9:14pm On May 20, 2006 |
dm: Are you so DUMB? |
Family / Re: What Do/Would You Call Your Spouse? by ojd(m): 12:55pm On May 20, 2006 |
Afeni: Are you that insensitive? |
Forum Games / Re: Question And Answer Game by ojd(m): 12:44pm On May 20, 2006 |
why are ppl turning this thread intoa joke? Thgought it was meant to be educative and entertaining |
Nairaland / General / Re: My Photo Album by ojd(m): 3:27am On May 19, 2006 |
lady, I'll tell you to repost those beautiful pictures of urs and watch the response this time around |
Forum Games / Re: Question And Answer Game by ojd(m): 6:12am On May 17, 2006 |
18 years old Miss Neves Tania {Ivory Coast} Who was the first ever miss world? |
Forum Games / Re: Male Contest: Hottest Male In Nairaland by ojd(m): 5:50am On May 17, 2006 |
Is there a winner yet in this "contest". I doubt its real contest anyway from all 18pages saw only four male pictures, wats going on?? |
Nairaland / General / Re: My Photo Album by ojd(m): 4:53am On May 17, 2006 |
@ virobabe I guess u are playing mind games here where are the pictures? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Female Brain Or Male Brain --- Test by ojd(m): 10:50pm On May 16, 2006 |
hot-angel: Alright, you got me kind of LOL!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Female Brain Or Male Brain --- Test by ojd(m): 10:27pm On May 16, 2006 |
Madam, males are dumb? can you explain this pls? waiting for ur response and I'll give you proof that the FEMALE folks are as dumb as dumb can get! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Female Brain Or Male Brain --- Test by ojd(m): 10:16pm On May 16, 2006 |
hot-angel: well I guess you 'r female but think like male, abi wetin u think? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Female Brain Or Male Brain --- Test by ojd(m): 9:23pm On May 16, 2006 |
I wonder why there hasn't been any response from the ladies |
Jokes Etc / Female Brain Or Male Brain --- Test by ojd(m): 6:08am On May 16, 2006 |
Didn't where to post this, but the heck, lets have some fun! Female Brain or Male Brain --- TEST Well do you have a male brain or a female brain? Check this, ! {It worked for me I guess it must work for others too!} It is called the quick eye exam! Just do it - don't cheat!!! {I trust naija, I know some will but just try} Here we go count the number of F's in the following text in 15 seconds; FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS Managed it? Alright oya, scroll down after you have counted them! OK? How many? Three? {You are definitely male!!!} wrong, there are six - no joke! Read again FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS The reasoning is , The male brain cannot process the word "OF" Incredible or what? Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go has a brain of a female. Guys try this without CHEATING and please post your results, lets share. It worked on me how about you? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Plane Trip by ojd(m): 3:56am On May 16, 2006 |
Nice one PS; tell her I might just need some , too |
Jokes Etc / Re: Smart Kid by ojd(m): 3:51am On May 16, 2006 |
no qualms, its all good |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Did He Do It? by ojd(m): 3:46am On May 16, 2006 |
Ddii: u called me three times, here I am wetin I do? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Smart Kid by ojd(m): 3:42am On May 16, 2006 |
Sorry guys, never cam across it on the forum b4 |
Jokes Etc / Re: 2 Funny Jokes by ojd(m): 2:00am On May 15, 2006 |
real kool jokes. Trust Nigerian bus conductors, dem go nearly kill the woman |
Jokes Etc / How Did He Do It? by ojd(m): 1:57am On May 15, 2006 |
A woman decides that she's had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover. After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. He says, "I'm here about your ad." Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do I know you're loyal?" "Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam. That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies. "Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires. "I make over $3 million a year. I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement," he continues. Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands, "Well, how do I know you're a good lover?" He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" |
Jokes Etc / Smart Kid by ojd(m): 1:56am On May 15, 2006 |
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!" The young man waited and minute and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, why even Jesus had long hair, " To which his father replied, "Yes, and they WALKED every where they went!" |
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