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Jokes Etc / Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 12:49am On May 21, 2006
Alright, wish you the best as u wait on him, 'r u online?
Jokes Etc / Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 12:17am On May 21, 2006
any set criteria for the "right" ADAM?
Jokes Etc / Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 11:36pm On May 20, 2006
dm:

So because i didn't find it hilarious means u should insult me

Sir, my apologies



eveseh:

thanks,THAT'S MY NAME ON IT EVE,is cool abi grin


yea, its cool, is there an "ADAM" to the EVE yet? wink
Jokes Etc / Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 9:47pm On May 20, 2006
@eveseh

nice signature
Jokes Etc / Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 9:14pm On May 20, 2006
dm:

angry Do't tell me that was the part i'm to crack up sad.
I did not angry angry angry

Are you so DUMB?
Family / Re: What Do/Would You Call Your Spouse? by ojd(m): 12:55pm On May 20, 2006
Afeni:

I will call her loser.

You don't want here to start getting too many ideas.

I don't care what she calls me. cheesy

Are you that insensitive?
Forum Games / Re: Question And Answer Game by ojd(m): 12:44pm On May 20, 2006
why are ppl turning this thread intoa joke? Thgought it was meant to be educative and entertaining
Nairaland / General / Re: My Photo Album by ojd(m): 3:27am On May 19, 2006
lady, I'll tell you to repost those beautiful pictures of urs and watch the response this time around
Forum Games / Re: Question And Answer Game by ojd(m): 6:12am On May 17, 2006
18 years old Miss Neves Tania {Ivory Coast}






Who was the first ever miss world?
Forum Games / Re: Male Contest: Hottest Male In Nairaland by ojd(m): 5:50am On May 17, 2006
Is there a winner yet in this "contest". I doubt its real contest anyway from all 18pages saw only four male pictures, wats going on??
Nairaland / General / Re: My Photo Album by ojd(m): 4:53am On May 17, 2006
@ virobabe
I guess u are playing mind games here where are the pictures?
Jokes Etc / Re: Female Brain Or Male Brain --- Test by ojd(m): 10:50pm On May 16, 2006
hot-angel:

cheesy cheesy cheesy See you're already getting worked up. Sign of dumb-ness. lol

Okay wait, im just messing with u.

Alright, you got me kind of embarassed embarassed embarassed LOL!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Female Brain Or Male Brain --- Test by ojd(m): 10:27pm On May 16, 2006
Madam, males are dumb? can you explain this pls? waiting for ur response and I'll give you proof that the FEMALE folks are as dumb as dumb can get!
Jokes Etc / Re: Female Brain Or Male Brain --- Test by ojd(m): 10:16pm On May 16, 2006
hot-angel:

I counted three. And i was soo sure it was three.

When i went back to count, i saw that i skipped the OF's

Ohh well, which brain is better? Male or female? cheesy cheesy


well I guess you 'r female but think like male, abi wetin u think?
Jokes Etc / Re: Female Brain Or Male Brain --- Test by ojd(m): 9:23pm On May 16, 2006
I wonder why there hasn't been any response from the ladies
Jokes Etc / Female Brain Or Male Brain --- Test by ojd(m): 6:08am On May 16, 2006
Didn't where to post this, but the heck, lets have some fun!


Female Brain or Male Brain --- TEST

Well do you have a male brain or a female brain?

Check this, ! {It worked for me I guess it must work for others too!}

It is called the quick eye exam!

Just do it - don't cheat!!! {I trust naija, I know some will but just try}
Here we go

count the number of F's in the following text in 15 seconds;

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

Managed it?

Alright oya, scroll down after you have counted them! OK?

















How many?

Three? {You are definitely male!!!}

wrong, there are six - no joke!

Read again

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS


The reasoning is ,
The male brain cannot process the word "OF"

Incredible or what?

Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go has a brain of a female.

Guys try this without CHEATING and please post your results, lets share. It worked on me how about you?
Jokes Etc / Re: Plane Trip by ojd(m): 3:56am On May 16, 2006
Nice one grin grin grin grin

PS;

tell her I might just need some , too wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Smart Kid by ojd(m): 3:51am On May 16, 2006
no qualms, its all good wink
Jokes Etc / Re: How Did He Do It? by ojd(m): 3:46am On May 16, 2006
Ddii:

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !
ojd? ojd? ojd?
how many times did i call u !




u called me three times, here I am smiley wetin I do?
Jokes Etc / Re: Smart Kid by ojd(m): 3:42am On May 16, 2006
Sorry guys, never cam across it on the forum b4 embarassed embarassed embarassed
Jokes Etc / Re: 2 Funny Jokes by ojd(m): 2:00am On May 15, 2006
real kool jokes.

Trust Nigerian bus conductors, dem go nearly kill the woman
Jokes Etc / How Did He Do It? by ojd(m): 1:57am On May 15, 2006
A woman decides that she's had it with trying to
find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an
ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate
who is loyal, rich and a good lover.

After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens
the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no
arms and no legs.

He says, "I'm here about your ad."

Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do
I know you're loyal?"

"Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam.
That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies.

"Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires.

"I make over $3 million a year. I have my own
software company. You can look at my bank
statement," he continues.

Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands,
"Well, how do I know you're a good lover?"

He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
Jokes Etc / Smart Kid by ojd(m): 1:56am On May 15, 2006
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father, who was a minister if they
could discuss the use of the car. His father took
him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a
deal with you. You bring your grades up, study
your bible a little and get your hair cut and
we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy
came back and again asked his father if they
could discuss use of the car. They again went to
the father's study where his father said, "Son,
I've been real proud of you. You have brought
your grades up, you've studied your bible
diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited and minute and replied, "You
know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You
know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair,
why even Jesus had long hair, "

To which his father replied, "Yes, and they
WALKED every where they went!"

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