I never believed the story in the first place

I talk am! Dem don hide my post

Well after watching "the one" (That movie that had jet Li in it), I saw that she had super powers and could do amazing things (in bed). That's when I knew she was the one

I call her When I want that thing that we all want

sexkillz: The word garri is not banned.

Asking the price of garri in sections other than food section is what is banned.

now that's a gigantic lie! even when people comment without asking that question, they still get banned. example, I made a comment and ended it with a hashtag: #freegarridudes and I was banned.

sexkillz: Nairaland is a forum with sections. Discuss garri in the right section, which is food section, or get banned for discussing on other sections.

Why being intentionally stubborn?

like my other garri forumite highlighted before, Garri is not just a food, it is more than food. Besides, when this shindigit first started, it was used more as an expression but not as the food itself & now u guyz have turned it something else. why would the word "garri" be banned and why would any post (no matter how reasonable it is) containing the word garri be hidden?

sexkillz: Even if you create a thousand and one IDs, i will ban them all. . .

Now the question is, are you really that jobless so as to create numerous IDs just to derail threads?

you are more jobless! sitting in front of ur pentium II desktop computer, waiting for people to ban.

sexkillz: You as a priest should know better than this nonsense. Your bible says there is a time for everything. Even the God you claim to worship is not a disorganized God, so why are you piloting the proliferation of disorganization on Nairaland, all in the name of humour?

Does that make sense to you? Is that what you were taught in the "priest school?"

is this how you conduct mass?

Will you leave the mass you were supposed to conduct, and start discussing and conducting a garri meeting in church?

How will you feel if people started shouting garri garri while you are conducting mass?

Do the right thing.

yes, yes, u are entirely right! he cannot do that in the church because he cannot do that, but this is nairaland and not a church, a discussion forum and garri can be mentioned anytime and anyday

BREAD_4_SEUN:
TO BE REALISTIC MR SEXKILLZ, I AM A REVEREND FATHER OF A CATHOLIC CHURCH SO DO NOT THINK WE GARRI LOVERS ARE NOT HIGHLY PLACED PEOPLE. IN EVERY THREAD, HUMOUR MUST EXIST, WHILE SOME PEOPLE TALK ABOUT GARRI IN OTHER SECTIONS ON NL, THEIR POSTS IN SUCH TOPICS ARE VERY FEW; HOWEVER THEY INCREASE AND OVERWHELM THE TOPIC ONLY WHEN YOU START TO HIDE THER POSTS OR BAN THEM, SO STOP THAT. ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU ARE MATURED. IN REALITY NOTHING MAKES SENSE IN THIS WORLD, PEOPLE WHO ARE HUMOROUS I WELCOME THEM- THAT IS WHY WHEN I AM ABOUT TO BE TRANSFERRED FROM ONE CATHOLIC CHURCH TO ANOTHER, PARISHIONERS CRY AND FLOOD ME WITH GIFTS AND BLESSINGS. LEARN. "DO NOT TAKE THINGS TOO SERIOUSLY IN LIFE BUT DO THEM SIMPLICTICALLY". I WAS A GRADUATE BEFORE I JOINED THE PRIESTHOOD. SEXKILLZ LOOSEN UP AND PRAISE MY MASTER "GARRI" OR ELSE....

Which kind reverend you be?

my name is oje_koma_je_eba, (which is yoruba for "u suppose dey eat eba). why won't u eat eba? it is prepared from garri reacting with H2O in the presence of fire! It can be readily combined with vegetable or egusi to make ur belly satisfied. the botanical name for eba is garium sameba. the mathematical formula for calculating how many wraps of eba u eat in a day is e(x)=garri+∑_eba^∞▒(a_n cos⁡〖nπx/L〗+b_n sin⁡〖nπx/L〗 )

Athletics and football are two different sports. to run with a ball is harder than just running on a lane

Catch a grenade for her!