Thanks

I checked my Name on JAMB site, my Name ix out,,,,, but the school "AAU" has not released their List, ix it possible to Get My Admission Letter, even when the school has not Uploaded theirs? Cox i saw the link on Jamb site.

Reply plzzzzz

Same here o, dem don Give me Admission 4 AAU, but no Panic, Na AAU summit am, I read 4 News say 107 schools Do Meeting with JAMB, na only 78 Schools Submit their Admission Give Jamb, Na First/Merit List be that, E now Depend on AAU to Update their Own, Anyway CONGRATS............
Mine ix "Theatre And Media Art" and You?

Hello My Fellow AAU aspirants, i scored 65 in Postutme going for Theatre and Media Art in AAU, i saw my Name on JAMB website that my Name is out, but the AAU school site has not upload their Names, Hope the School list will be the same with JAMB o. Please lets Meet here and Discuss.

I download mine its save on memory card and its Zip, how do i concert it pls, help

U are in D car wit ur dad &
Rihanna's shut up & drive is
playing in his stereo, nd ur dad
askd "whats D title of the song"?
what will u say?

50 cent, Birdman & Akpos got a heli crash and landed on a very large mountain. They saw an inscription on the mountain say:
"Run towards the edge and shout out your biggest wish"
50 cent went first, he jumped and said "STRETCH HUMMER!" and behold he saw it before him when he landed and drove off.
Birdman also did same and shouted"BILLIONS OF DOLLARS!" and fell into a truck of money.
Now it got to Akpos, he was confused and was thinking to himself "Girls, money, cars..." just as he got to the edge a stone, he tripped him and he shouted "SHIT!"

Okpelle Ajimebue Stephen, formerly Know as Manzy, now Ice Bee, is from Ososo, Edo state Nigeria, a very talented rapper to the core, last child from the family of two, music has always been his dream from birth, he believes in Taking over Nigeria Music Industry, like the likes of 2face, Davido, Wizkid and the rest, His dream has always been Bringing out the best in Nigeria Music Entertainment, he's currently not in any Record Label,
For more enquiries contact..
Okpellemanzy@yahoo.com
08156787036
+2348156787036.

if you know the primary school i go eh, you go shed tears for me @Mr Cork

Akpors who has no wife, no child, no
money, no home, a blind mother,
infact very very poor.
But one day he saw a magicianwho
promised to grant him only one wish.
Magician : Tell me one thing u wish,
and i will do it for u right now.
Akpors: ok, no problem, I haveonly
one wish, I want my mother to see my
wife caring two of my kids in my
Hummer jeep parked near the
swimming pool in one of my many
mansion’s situated at london city.
The magician fainted.
One word for akpors plz
a. Greedy
b. Great thinker
c. Oloshi
d. Perfect
e. Others. (Add)

Follow on twitter @iam_icebee.

AH! AH! WHAT HAPPEN !!!!!!
1. After sleeping wit Ur GF, d rich
dude bought her a car.
Don't get angry, dat will mk U an
enemy of progress. Jst
draw a timetable for both of U
2. U be 35yr old first class graduate
without job and u dey
follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got
no worries' ... Ur life is on
SOS
3. Mumu girl said: "I dated himfor
GOOD 10 years and he
broke my heart" fool, what's
GOOD in the years?
4. I overheard a girl talking to her
BF, initially I thought she
was talking to God, cos the things
she asked for only God
can provide dem
Ladies, the only man you are allowed to chase,I repeat
CHASE shamelessly is the man that
stole your purse
5. Why take Marriage counselling
from a Single? That's
worse than Stevie Wonder giving
Ray Charles &
Cobhams driving lessons.
6. I'm sure your mother did notgive
you breast scattered
with tattoos, stretch marks, and
Eczema... Pls allow your
children enjoy same.
6. Nollywood has influenced ustoo
much thz days. I murder
Cockroaches by covering their
face with a pillow and
pressing hard
I owe my life to Tonto Dike. I was in Coma for 3wks when
d nurse played her song on her
fone. I had to stand up... to
remove her battery
7. Nollywood please na!☹ How can a
ghost fall down while
chasing someone?
8. At 23, Ur boobs ve already
observed eternal rest & Full
time sleeping mode. Yet U are
forming "hard to get"
Aunty, even d devil is weeping 4U
9. Our Igbo brothers in China are
involved if Ur BB has TV,
MicroWave, Torch, Nail
cutter,Toothbru ­ sh, Lighter and
Food flask in it
10. "She's making me bark likea
Bingo... she got me dancing
Alingo" ...I still don't understand
why Mary Slessor
stopped d Killing of Twins
11. Back then in Primary school, I
used to think that song was
"I have seen, seen the DANFO of
satan" *sighs*
12. That was how my neighbour
named her triplet Faith,
Faithful & Faithfulness... ­ who did
those innocent children
offend??☹
13. Opportunity knocks but once, if
you hear a second
knock, bros check well, Na
Jehovah witness.
14. Now dat SEX is so cheap &
rampant, decent girls hav
bcom DIAMONDS, Clean men are
endangered species,
while LOVE is gradually becoming
a MYTH
15. Some ppl will come to visit U, and
forget to take their
Odour with them when leaving.
Their odour becomes Ur
permanent room mate.☹
16. So because Ur picture no fine, U
dey claim say"Beauty is
from within" Y U NO take X- ray do
Ur Profile picture?
17. Going for an interview at a
bank....dresses ­ like Cabo
Snoop. *sighs* No wonder ur
parents didnt use U for
Blood money
18. Ur partner buys U toothbrush,
toothpaste, dental floss,
& chewing stick for Xmas; & U
still don't get d msg. Ur
stupidity don enter Google map
Even those that have heads like cabin biscuit be keeping
Mo' Hawks too. *sighs*
19. At 30, U R stil in ur parents' house,
fightin ur siblings ova
who gets d head of fish. Is d
witch in ur village fanning
herself wit ur pic?
20. Na so my Ibadan girl-friendtell me
sey she make pizza
for me......I reach house see agege
bread with stew and
fish inside. *smh*
21. If not for anything, abeg still
Thank God sey Mosquito no
dey fit transmit HIV. Choi! E for
bloody shaa
22. Close ya mouth, no be you I dey talk
about since, na the people around you and
out there I dey complain about...

Add yours!!! Keep it rolling!

Follow on twitter @iam_icebee

Akpors ask his wife,
Akpors: who is the biological father to
Junior and Daniel?.
Akpors wife: what sort of stupid
question is that?...you are thierfather..
Akpors: you better take those two kids to
thier father..
Akpors wife: Hot,why do you say
that they are not your kids?..
Akpors: because every night when
they are about to pray before sleeping
they will say: `OUR FATHER,WHO ART IN
HEAVEN'..
Rate akpors stupidity over 10

Follow on twitter @iam_icebee

Its simple, you ask a question, the next person, answers and ask another one, lets go!!!

Truth or Dare,
If Truth, What will you do to me, if i hugged you from behind?

If dare, post ur pic cheating your lover here.

Next person answer and Ask yours! Keep it rolling!

Full name: Okpelle Ajimebue Stephen.
Stage Name: Manzy
Profile
Manzy is a Fast Rising Artist, from the Family of two, who hails from Ososo Edo State, Nigeria, who is currently not in any Record Label.
He has passion for music and Entertainment, currently 8 tracks.. Recorded 2, and held 6 due to finances...
Currently in need of Record Label, Sponsor and Managing.
.

For more Information or Promotion, pls contact,
Okpellemanzy@yahoo.com
+2348156787036
08156787036

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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out
of a coma for several months, yet she had
stayed by his bedside every single day. One
day, when he came to, he motioned for her to
come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered,
eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with meall through the bad times. When I
got fired, you were there to support me. When
my business failed, you were there. When I got
shot, you were by my side. When we lost the
house, you stayed right here. When my health
started failing, you were still bymy side. You know what?""What dear?" she asked gently,
smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. ”I
think you're bad luck."

Follow me no twitter for more @iam_icebee

Sorry am posting this here, i can't post on education, dat i should try again maybe later....

What is the subject combination for Theatre Art and Mass Com?
I enrolled English, Econs, Govt, and Literature..
Help pls.. Am buying change of institution form tomorrow

Am sorry am posting this here, i can't post it in Education

I checked my Jamb and i scored 192, am going for Mass com, or Sociology and my combinations are Econs, English, govt and Literature. Someone told me econs is not among, my second choice university is delsu their cut off mark is 180. And i scored 192 pls is there any hope for me? And how can i change my Course?