You dont have to belittle yourself all because its your first time,
common!! that was a nice joke!.
keep it up!

I had lot of sleepless nights preparing for the examinations
thousands of candles became motherless
a lot of pure-water was wasted
even sellers couldn't sell much
all because i was writing an exam.

but at last, i was admitted in the loss time!

thank you for your support naira landas!

of course i can hear you

go on. speak!

i never said so afterall, it was only an assumption!

would you like my landlady's daughter for a wife?

simple!,

since he/her is a 9ralanda, i guess she will have some naira in his/her wallet
i'll just ask for my share of the nairas!

i like moooooney!
maybe that's why i joined nairaland!

interesting one pal!

Yeh oceanic!?

yes! money! yes! owo!   

of course Ego!    yessssssssssss!!!!!!

should i send my documents? preferably i'll like the post of a "director"

Zinzino! u've gat some shit to tell me han?

You ought to know that satan being the highest in rank of all the Angels will definitely know how to write!

Nairalandas are the hottest!

meeen! how dare u bring my wife into such a mess!
i guesss it's her fault cos i warned her not to go out of the house till i come!

i neva wooed her, she just agreed to marry me even without a price bride sorry i mean a bride rice. anyhow jooo!

but be realistic,
isn't she beautiful?, very charrming cunt!

Rude boyyy! ya jokes ar alwayz right for my predicament!

I almost fell on the lady beside me after reading ur jokes!

more Okro to your elbowz!!!

pls, tell me what was behind the door then i'll go become a monk. cross my heart plsssssssssss

i love that story or is a joke?

A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN

         I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores
         You awoke without
         kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you
         didn't even bless your meals, or
         pray before going to bed last night. You are so
         Unthankful, I like that  about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am
         that you have not changed your
         way of living, you are mine.
         Remember,you and I have been
         going steady for years. and I still
         don't love you yet.
         He kicked me out of heaven,
         and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.
         You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and
        HE has great plans in store for you.
         But you have yielded your life to me,
         and I'm going to make your life a
         living hell. That way, we'll be together twice.
         This will really hurt God.
         Thanks to you, I'm really
         showing Him who's boss in your life with
         all of the good times we've had.
         We have been cursing people out,
         stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating,
         telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental,
         back stabbing people, disrespecting adults,
         and those in leadership positions,
         no respect for the Church, bad attitudes.
         SURELY you don't want to give
         all this up. Come on, let's burn together forever.
         I've got some hot plans for us.
         This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you.
         I'd like to say 'THANKS' for letting me use
         you for most of your foolish life.
         You are so gullible, I laugh at you.
         When you are tempted to sin,
         you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick.
         Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your life.
         You look 20 years older, and now,
         I need new blood.
         So go ahead and teach some children how to sin.
         All you have to do is smoke,
         get drunk or drink while under-aged, cheat, gamble,
         gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible.
         Do all of this in the presence of children and
         they will do it too.
         Kids are like that.
         Well, I have to let you
         go for now. I'll be back in a couple of
         seconds to tempt you again.
         If you were smart,
         you would run somewhere,
         confess your sins,
         live for God with what little bit of life that
         you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone,
         but to be your age and still sinning,
         it's becoming a bit ridiculous!

The end time is at hand!
Xtians beware!       
Be Born again!

guyz on nairaland!

I think we should start celebrating outstanding guyz like Mukina2

More grease to your elbow!
in short, all the grease should be poured on your arms!

you are too much!

my Fabregas will be no 2!

I know they wont give him no 1 for reasons best known to me, !

It will definitely be this,

Arsen 3: middlebrush 1

I just dash them that one, manage am abeg!
no spoil this season for me!

The fact that  i haven't been very lucky this season doesn't mean i will lose all the match,

This time around, its time to make-up for all my losses, and no one can stop me, not even middlesbrough.

Of a certainty, the match will be a tough one but nevertheless "no one can kidnap Olumo rock"
I will bring their "brough" to the end,  and replace it with bruise!



Bros! help me warn middle, brush not to try me because this time around am very Arsenic!


Up Wenger!
Up gunners!
Up Olamind!

oh boy, !
na barca go won win the match ooo!

ok!
no vote, dispute settled!
up Messi, !

thanks man!,

I wonder when this whole thing will stop, !?

Recently, i met a pretty lass, in one of my study class

her outfit was made of lace which added a touch of glamour to her pretty face.

what do you xpect?
dusting my shirt, i tried to compose and
Adjusting my tie, i was ready to propose
I guess, to my newly found love you suppose,

but i was dazed when after 10mins of conversation she asked of the primary balance in my bank account, !
"how much do u hav in dat a/c"

Good gracious GOD!!!!!

isn't that too fast?
in short, isnt that three fast!

nna men, ! girls beware! , the love of money is the root of all evil!

10x guy!, u jst gave me what av been dying to get.

God bless u like never before!

no one else, than prawphessaur olamind esq,  omo ti ko pe meji!

no vote, no head count, am just cute!
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baby! check me out, and a trial will 'flu' you

girl, u ar funny
would you love a he-goat or a gorilla incarnate for a hubby?
think about that yourself, !