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Technology Market / Re: Phone To Sell/buy by olapo(f): 5:24am On Oct 29, 2010
2 sprint branded blackberry bold3 for sale. At 65k each. Call 08191606800
Education / Re: Your Bizarre Experiences In Boarding School by olapo(f): 3:35pm On Oct 15, 2010
i cant stop laughing, where do those crazy seniors get all those stupid ideas from,
Education / Re: Your Bizarre Experiences In Boarding School by olapo(f): 11:20am On Oct 15, 2010
anyone from OLASS, ijebu-ode.  sisters were demons, imagine getting caught for not attending sunday mass, after the flogging we were asked to dig a 6ft pit in the convent, to bury who? crawling on tarred road with bare knees for not attending the 7pm prayer before holy mary, we all got our knees bruised, some were striped  naked for d delight of the gate men, but we reported and it brought about an end to'' d evils catholic sisters do''. 2002 set.


our set had to pack the shit our seniors left in d lavatory during their ss3 extension, mehn twas not rosy at all as we packed ghana must go of dried poo, the place was filled to d brim, those seniors sabi shit. we were about 80 student and we took over 10 rounds each to empty that place. twas disgusting.


d fight between   sss2 and ss3 girls, twas tough, we served punishments every night for a whole term, the late comers punishment---squat and stretch out ur hands for hours. those girls were wicked, and dem no sabi book.  
our lady of apostles secondary school was the place to be anyway, we learnt alot. up school!
Crime / Re: Why I Allowed Dad To Impregnate Me –16-year-old Girl by olapo(f): 10:39am On Oct 15, 2010
this is super story, a life of strife and sorrow. his penis should be fed to dogs in his presence and should be stoned to death.

child: mum, who is my father?

mum: my father

child: who is your father?

mum: your father

child: how come?

mum: its a long story.

Child: i want to hear it.

mum: hmmmmm,
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Sent Thugs To Harass Me: Azuka. by olapo(f): 10:25am On Oct 15, 2010
azuka, u should be glad u were put on the team of journalists to follow d'banj down there . remember u are nothing without people like D'banj.

i bet u av never been that close to him.

u want to share in his endowment? just tell him strait, na nice guy, he go give u as u want am, but dont u think of getting some of his money.

lil brat, just hang ur pen if u dont have anygood thing to write about people who are eating with what dey know how to do best.

This guy thrills his audience, he sings about what every youth wants to hear and he is not shy about his personality so wetin be your own.

whether u like u like it or not. D'BANJ IS A STAR AND YOU ARE NOT, SORRY.
Phones / Brand New Blackberry Bold 3 For Sale (10 Pieces) by olapo(f): 10:35am On Oct 13, 2010
asking price is 70k call if interested, 08131094464
Technology Market / Brand New Bold 3 For Sale by olapo(f): 2:52pm On Oct 12, 2010
it goes for 70k, its negotiable. hurry while stock lasts. call 08131094464
Technology Market / Re: Fairly Used Nokia X3 For Sale-14k by olapo(f): 10:14am On Oct 12, 2010
how long have u been using the 5610, and how ok is it. when i see it i will know if i can accept the swap or not.
Technology Market / Fairly Used Nokia X3 For Sale-14k by olapo(f): 4:28pm On Oct 11, 2010
this phone has a good browser and u will enjoy it the most with MTN, call or text 08131094464. it has no accessories o. pick up at ikeja
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame West Africa: Season 3 by olapo(f): 2:37pm On Sep 27, 2010
EYO! IF U ARE READING THIS U DO NOT DESERVE THAT 1M AND YARIS. U JUST WANTED TO BE FAMOUS, and bless MTN AND D JUDGES U ARE. DIS GUY WAS ON NEXT MOVIE STAR AND HE DIDNT WIN SO HE CAME TO MTNPF TO TRY HIS LUCK. BIG FOOL, HE WAS SUPER EXCITED WHEN HE WAS CALLED. D BEAUTIFUL SHORTIE CHIDIMMA DAT WON THE STAR PRIZE SEF WAS NOT AS HAPPY AS HE WAS LASTNITE.
I NOTICED THOSE PEOPLE WERE U TO SOMETHING WHEN ADAORA WAS GVING HIM BOOTY ON STAGE , EYO, EYO. IM SO HAPPY FOR KESSE THAT GUY IS GOING PLACES, U ARE FREE TO MARRY CHIDINMA JARE, BUT DAT HER PAPA WEY I SEE HIM FACE O, HE NO GO GREE.
Politics / Re: Fashola Fires Lasaa Boss Over Fraud, Appoints Bello by olapo(f): 3:42pm On Sep 23, 2010
finally,,fashola don see wetin he no see before. the mako guy is the most heartless human being on earth, almost turned lagos state into a no outdoor ad state. now that he is fired we hope for a bright future for the outdoor ad industry. in any position we find ourselves we should be humble, cos whether we like it or not we will have to leave. good bye to the tyrant. fashola well done, we actually tot it was a means of ''eating'' lagos state money. im voting for u jare.
now we outdoor ad practitioners in lagos state can breath a sigh of relief.
Technology Market / I Need A Nokia C3-monthly Sbscription Using Mtn Is 1,000 Naira! by olapo(f): 9:36am On Sep 22, 2010
please if you have a clean nokia c3 or c3-1 for sale PLEASE CONTACT ME I WILL NEED IT BY NEXT WEEK.THE PHONE MAKES SENSE O AND ITS INTERNET SUBSCRIPTION S VERY CHEAP. MTN JUST LAUNCHED IT YESTERDAY.
Romance / Re: Tube- Bra Ladies;deceptive Marketing! by olapo(f): 2:09pm On Sep 08, 2010
went shoppping and found a butt enhancing panties at e-center, men its cool and can really deceive guys, im getting mine soon, lol, cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: What Is Love? Give Me The Full Meaning The L.o.v.e by olapo(f): 10:51am On Sep 03, 2010
love means different things to everyone, God almighty has said it all, LOVE IS THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL, ability to TREAT SOMEONE ELSE LIKE YOURSELF,
sharing all you have, your life, money, body, and soul without reservations. LOVE IS THE BEST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE.

( EVEN THE WEIRDEST PERSON ON EARTH WOULD BECOME NORMAL IF SHOWN LOVE )

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Family / Re: Some Weird Names Parents Used To Name Their Kids. by olapo(f): 4:27pm On Sep 02, 2010
my pastor named his children

-prosperity

-authority

-hilarious,

and a family friend calls his kids, accountant, doctor and engineer cos that's what he wants them to be, imagine kids under 15years
Technology Market / Re: Phone To Sell/buy by olapo(f): 10:38am On Aug 31, 2010
got 3 clean storm 2 for sale,,,,at 50k each, call 07056803253
Technology Market / Re: Fairly Used Blackberry Strom2 For Sale by olapo(f): 3:19pm On Aug 25, 2010
add 2k to it and call me so i go know when u wan collect am.
Technology Market / Re: Pls I Need A Uk Used Bold2 Wit Accessories by olapo(f): 11:45am On Aug 25, 2010
please i also need a uk used bold 2 by friday. call 08075033901
Technology Market / Re: Fairly Used Blackberry Strom2 For Sale by olapo(f): 11:40am On Aug 25, 2010
sorry the last price is 45k. its almost new. and comes with all accessories. the new one goes for 85k at slot.
Technology Market / Fairly Used Blackberry Strom2 For Sale by olapo(f): 11:03am On Aug 24, 2010
UPGRADED TO CURRENT VERSION 5.0.0.713 FAIRLY USED BB STORM 2 (9550) FOR SALE AT 45K. CALL MARY ON 07056803253. PICK UP AT ALLEN AVENUE.
Romance / Re: Can I Spend Weekends With My Fiance After Introduction? by olapo(f): 4:16pm On Aug 23, 2010
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley i cant help laughing out loud!! thanks for the advice and insults and jokes, love u nairalanders u have a way of easing peoples tensions,
im going with tkb417

Did your parent put a tracker on your body?

leave for his house in the morning on sat, return to your house at night.
do same thing on sunday. is that not enuff?

@ funkybaby, of course the s** is good, loll,
Romance / Can I Spend Weekends With My Fiance After Introduction? by olapo(f): 4:35pm On Aug 20, 2010
my parents feels ts dis-honoring to spend weekends with my fiance not even to talk of spending a night. i dont know if this is right. cos we cant simply do without each other. we both work on weekdays and the only time we get to see is on weekends. cant we just be together and plan our lives, wedding and have fun. we know we cant get married im my church with pregnancy so we are not being careless. im scared we will lose eachother if this restriction comes to pass.
Romance / Re: Married Couples Vs Dating Couples by olapo(f): 4:49pm On Aug 19, 2010
i believe to maintain the dating status in marriage, you must stay far away from relatives that keep reminding u both that u are married (they tell u woman dress like a married woman, man stop staying out late, both of u start thinking about raising kids and so on, ), try to continue ur usual way of life, partying, clubbing and special date nights, when u start behaving too matured and too responsible then u lose it and u start frowning up and down, u will notice that aristos and their girlfriends are always laughing, reason , they don't behave like they have one special thing going on and that is marriage.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Facebøök Sücks! by olapo(f): 6:25pm On Aug 05, 2010
If u say Facebook sucks, what are u going to say about twitter! Fb is still ok just dat it gets boring atimes.
Romance / Re: Blackberry Palava: Babes N Stupidity by olapo(f): 2:36pm On Jul 22, 2010
i got a BB storm 2 for my birthday not knowing girls are so crazy about it here in naija, d worse part of it is the phone is useless, d touchscreen goes stiff and u cant ping without subscribing so what is d big deal about the frustrating phone, d slot guys cant even repair ordinary screen, u need to keep going back to them as if the phone is a sickle cell patient, most of this stupid girls have to use their pocket money to repair d phone and buy the latest pouche or studed casing, d phone sucks ,,,I'd rather stick to my N97 mini and iphone 3g than d fine for nothing phone,
Technology Market / 3month Naija Used Blackberry9550 Storm 2 For Sale! by olapo(f): 1:27pm On Jul 13, 2010
all accessories intact with a 16gig memory card and 3 colored rubber pouches for sale at 45k, if interested call 07056803253. pick up at allen avenue ikeja.
Politics / Re: New Attacks On Christians In Kaduna State by olapo(f): 10:13am On Jul 13, 2010
i just hope they don't hurt youth corp members serving there, it really sucks, no be their fault na d stupid people wey join diffferent tribes together to be one nation, we for just be like USA and IRAQ now,
Romance / Re: The Bride Or The Groom Who Is More Happier? by olapo(f): 8:58am On Jul 04, 2010
Should be the both of them, but nowadays, no guy wants to settle down, na woman dey push man, many men believe that she who finds them has found a good thing and obtains favour from the lord, not the other way round.

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Romance / Re: Wat Would You Do If U Suspect Ur Woman Has A Girlfriend? by olapo(f): 8:45am On Jul 04, 2010
Don't be scared th other girl can't be a threat to your relationship. Your woman just wants to have fun and see what it looks like. Are u jealous? Just leave her alone. Or try and talk to her she might prefer same sex, so u will know where you are going.

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