ejay273:
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Good Day All. Please I am kinda in a dilemma and don't know the best approach to tackle it. HR professionals in the house please come to my rescue.
I am currently working and sometimes my salary gets delayed and at other times we are paid on the last working day of the month.

The thing is as I type this we have not been paid February salary and I am completely dry and dont even see myself going to work on Monday because I am financially dry. I usually save little from my salary even though its not in 6 figures. Spent a 100k on a project last Dec which didn't come out successful, I risked it anyway. Life itself is a risk. I just spent my last savings renting a selfcon apartment February ending and I am completely dry.
My problem is how do I tell my boss I need my salary to be paid since I don't have any money to go to work on Monday. Its a 1 man business so we dont have an HR personnel. What's the best approach to this please? Can I seat back and not go to work without explaining to him?

Thanks guys, will be reading through.

debbie:
Dear Nigerian Youth,

The toughest challenge employers are facing right now is where to locate 'the right' employees.

We've been trying to hire three new staff for over a year. I've interviewed quite a ton of graduates of Law, Accounting and other Social Sciences.

99% of BSc Accounting holders are unable to use Microsoft Excel spreadsheets. The majority of Law graduates cannot write coherently and have no legal research experience outside of their final year projects. One graduate of English/Literature has not read any book outside of the recommended texts in school. 99% of job seekers have no writing sample, no published product or past work that is independently verifiable. That means, Nigeria's biggest problem right now, isn't unemployment, but unemployability.

Sometimes, you meet a job seeker with a charming personality and you try to stretch the rules a bit. You request for his/her Facebook profile to get a sense of his/her interests, passions and extracurricula engagements. You only find posts about sex, sex, sex, sex, boyfriends, girlfriends, crushes, and more sex. What a turn off!

Well, I've got some news for you: You cannot sex your way to a prosperous future! You cannot sex your way to greatness. The CEOs of all Fortune500 companies have sex too! CEOs of WB, IMF, UN, CBN, AfDB etc. are all having sex too! The difference is that they spend their times productively and regard sex as a purely private activity.

I just crossed the border control at Schipol Airport. Self-service passport control machines have replaced hundreds of personnel that formerly handled that activity. I just stayed in a multi-storey 5-star hotel where machines have replaced the need for human workforce.

So, in the nearest future, if you have no talent, skill, or knowledge of comparable standards to these artificially-intelligent machines providing high-quality services, you'd be left behind. Far behind! Your prospects of breaking the shackles of poverty and joblessness will get thinner.

Please, invest in yourself. While waiting for that job, learn something new and hone your skills. Volunteer your services. Consider doing some unpaid work. Write more clearly. Read more. Reallocate the money you spend on expensive weaves and phones to prepare yourself for the future. That added value you bring can make you stand out from the crowd.

Think about it!

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What are you guys still searching for when I am here unemployed! I have got great writing, administrative, organisational, interpersonal and computer skills. More so, I have read a book and presently reading one outside my Alma Mater's curriculum. Please drop an email address where I can forward my CV to.

Thanks in anticipation.

Please does anyone knows about this company and how legit they are? They even made a mistake I think with the date but no phone no attached to the invite sent for me to call.


Sequel to your application as a "PERSONAL ASSISTANT/HUMAN RESOURCE ASSISTANT '' at Greenswealth Corporate Services Limited, you are hereby invited for an aptitude test scheduled to hold as follows:

Date: Tuesday 27th January , 2018

Venue: Suite 2 Block C3, Sura Complex, Simpson Street, Lagos Island.

Time: 09.00 am.

Please come along with a copy of your CV.

Confirm attendance by responding to this mail



Best Regards,

judecares1:
PLS HELP ME AS WELL WITH D MATERIALS AND PAST QUESTIONS
judeakpen14@gmail.com

Please forward study pack to me as well. omojustina2@gmail.com
Thanks alot.
Anybody Can forward to me please. Thanks guys

Hello house, please can someone help me out with this. I have an invite letter from a friend in US since July of this year. I couldn't apply for visa ever since because things have not been quite smooth. Now I am ready to apply with the invite letter, do you guys know if I can still use same invite letter in November (next month) or just ask the friend to send another one which will take up to 2 weeks to get to me?

solar8701:
Pls i wld love to know whr to buy a grade1 men footwear and cloths.......hw much are dere going to cost?

Can we travel together? I really dont know my way, I am tired of waiting and being broke. Want to buy little stuffs like handbags and slippers to sell in Lagos. Please let me know what you think.

colalekanism:
Pls I nid advice on a trip to Cotonou and also is necessary for me to have visa, how much is their currency compare to naira

Please if there is anyone going to Cotonou anytime soon and knows his or her way around, please he or she should leave me a message on 08032161126 so we can plan the trip together please.
Thank you.

Vacancy for a graphic designer in Lagos
• The graphic designer is responsible for helping to develop and design art works, logos etc both handcraft as well as using computer softwares.
• Participate in production of graphics from initial release to print.
• Help create and set signage and collateral for each floor set presentation
• As part of the team, innovate and create special retail graphics
Requirements and Qualification
√ 1 year+ experience in designing print work with agencies, companies, firms or in-house designs
√ Expertise in Adobe Creative Suite (InDesign, Photoshop, Illustrator) Corel and Microsoft Office Programs.
√ Strong sensibilities and understanding of Typography, Layout, Colour Theory, Command of design principles and printing process.
√ Ability to take Creative Direction and work independently as well as collaboratively in a fast paced, deadline oriented environment.
OND or a certificate in graphic design is required.

Applicants should send resume and cover letter detailing job experience to admin@thecreativeaccents.com
Deadline: 24th of June, 2016

Abeg who is the guy that wants to travel to USA, I will travel with you. But @least we will apply for the visa legally and then travel. Even me am still job hunting. Its not easy to get a job when you don't have a contact person to link you up.

vacancy! vacancy!! vacancy!!!

A Live-in nanny is urgently needed in a home in Lekki.
She must know how to clean
Must know how to take care of kids
Must be able to work in a team
Must be between the ages of 18 - 30 years
Ability to communicate in English is a must.

Qualification: SSCE
If interested, send Name, Age and State of Origin through whatsapp to this number : 08130849732
Deadline is Sunday the 17th of April, 2016.

vacancy! vacancy!! vacancy!!!

Live-in nanny is urgently needed in a home in Lekki.
She must know how to clean
Must know how to take care of kids
Must be able to work in a team
Must be between the ages of 18 - 30 years
Ability to communicate in English is a must.

Qualification: SSCE
If interested, send Name, Age and State of Origin through whatsapp to this number : 08130849732
Deadline is Sunday the 17th of April, 2016.

Good evening house,
please can someone give me details on how to get a new passport. I misplaced my old one. How much will it cost to get a new one, the duration and procedures? will I be needing a police report and sworn oat from any of the courts? Please help me, I really want to get another passport reissued to me.

Guys be talking about sex as if its food. Not all ladies are so drawn to sex. I don't need to state anything like when last. We all know ourselves and what we can do. Sex is no food, there are other pleasures in life. Guys take note!