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Car Talk / Re: Tell Us Your Car Fault Lets Assess And Fix Them by omuyaa(m): 5:59pm On Nov 22, 2022
I bought a 2006 Honda accord, the D keep blinking, and once the car is on motion, the ac works perfectly well, but once it slow down and ac is on the car will go off, is it possible that is bad brain box?
Nairaland / General / Dstv by omuyaa(m): 7:31pm On Oct 05, 2017
My DSTV is not playing, NO SIGNAL on the TV screen and flashes green and red light on the decoder with yellow light on
Jobs/Vacancies / Interview @ Workforce by omuyaa(m): 8:59am On Oct 30, 2013
Please did anyone receive a text msg frm workforce about the interview....and please is it only peoople dat passed d 1st bank aptitude test dat receiv d msg?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Government Agency Recruiting 2013 by omuyaa(m): 1:35pm On Oct 24, 2013
Pls...house...hw do I open an account in d site bb4 applying??
Nairaland / General / Immigration by omuyaa(m): 3:34pm On Oct 22, 2013
Learnt the whole immigration stuff was faked....hw true is it pls!!!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by omuyaa(m): 12:49pm On Oct 22, 2013
tolu agbemoroti: Nov 16
a day interval....
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by omuyaa(m): 12:47pm On Oct 22, 2013
Noov 18
Entertainment / Skelewu Video Finally Out by omuyaa(m): 8:58am On Oct 22, 2013
Skelewu video finally out....check it out.......www./video/watch.php?id=933
Health / Facts About Our Body by omuyaa(m): 7:24pm On Oct 19, 2013
WEIRD FACTS ABOUT YOUR BODY
1.Men lose about 40 strands of hair in a day while Women lose 70 strands
2.Your blood has same amount of salt in it as an ocean has
3.You are taller in the morning than you are at night
4.Heart circulates blood in your body 1000 times each days
5.Eye lashes lasts about 150 days
6. There are 500 hairs in an eyebrow
7.The average human body contains approximately 100 billion nerve cells
8. Its not possible to sneeze with open eyes
9. Bones are 4 times stronger than concrete
10. Average life span of a taste bud is 10 days
11. Eyes stay the same size throughout life but nose and ears never stop growing
12. We are born with 300 bones but end up with 206 bones when we are adults
13. Human skull is made up of 26 different bones
14. Hair is made of same substance as fingernails
15 .Our entire body functions when we sneeze, even your heart beat
16. Tongue is the strongest muscle in human body
17. Typical person goes to the bathroom six times a day
18. Food takes 7 seconds to reach the stomach from the mouth
19. Largest muscle in your body is the one u are sitting on
20. Smallest bone of the body is in the ear
21. Sneezing blows air out of the nose at the speed of 100 miles per hour
Jokes Etc / If Animals Were On Facebook by omuyaa(m): 12:17pm On Oct 19, 2013
If animals and insects were on facebook, we'll be having posts and comments like...

MOSQUITO 's WALL POST:
Finally NEPA don off light , Blood Sucking thingz.....

Comment: Bleep up, de don on gen for my end.

Comment: abeg bros which area u dey? my people don fleet house.

DOG's WALL POST:
Na wa oh..i never even stay reach 5mins, all these Calabar people don dey eye me #ghostmood activated# de no go see me..Escaping thingz on my mind.

Comment: My neighbour na Calabar too. D man eye no good for where dogs de..i go bite am soon.

RAM's WALL POST:
As SALAH don de reach, na church thingz from now on.

RAT WALL POST:
Omo na die i dey oh..no food for my master kitchen. Na im books go hear am nah. Em think say i come em house to watch TV.

Comment: your master stingy, disown am joor.

CHICKEN WALL POST:
On the 1st of Dec. i'll be traveling for one month. If you need me, enter bush. I no fit shout. All these Christians no be am at all...

Comment: No be only u oh, i dey migrate too.

HE-GOAT WALL POST:
#Heatmood activated# Any she goat online for sex chat?

Comment: She -goat @he -goat you're a capital big fool...

Comment: He-goat @She-goat Pretender, as if u no de feel Hot. Carry ur smelling backside comot for post jor.

COCK WALL POST:
All these hen go de run like say dey no wan do. But if u catch dem, dem go bend quickly, set for doggy style.

Comment: Your own better nah, you dey catch them. The ones for my area na fast and furious. I don pursue tire.....
Asif I dey BIG BROTHER THE CHASE
abeg make I do get evicted
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can You Work In Sokoto..... by omuyaa(m): 12:46am On Oct 19, 2013
Better go....can't shout

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