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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Omyyyk(m): 8:12am On Dec 03, 2019
Have received it, thanks a lot




Please help a brother too boss. Kindly help me send to michaelolaitan55@yahoo.com. Thanks in advance.
Phones / Re: Instagram And Facebook Are Currently Down (pics) by Omyyyk(m): 9:39pm On Mar 13, 2019
Even sending media files on whatsapp has been an issue since aroubd 6pm or there about.


Same here. I was worried its my phone.

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Romance / Re: If A Girl Walks Up To A Man And Expresses Her Feelings; Is She Cheap Or Brave? by Omyyyk(m): 6:15am On Feb 07, 2019
no matter hw bad her toasting skills are..
we will always say yes[/quote]

Lool.... Not all of us
Education / Re: Know The Differences Between Poisonous And Non Poisonous Snakes by Omyyyk(m): 6:34pm On Jun 18, 2018
Snake na snake abeg.
Celebrities / Re: Toolz With BBNaija 2018 Finalists, Miracle, Nina, CeeC, Alex And Tobi by Omyyyk(m): 4:42pm On Apr 26, 2018
undecided
Phones / Re: Which Android Phone Has These Specifications? Help by Omyyyk(m): 7:17am On Mar 31, 2018
[quote author=SuperSuave post=66280037]I want to get a new phone. Things I'm looking for:

1. 2gb ram or more (cos I'm a gamer)
2. Good & sharp camera ( combo of 13mp and 8mp or a higher combo)
3. 32gb ROM ( I can manage 16gb sha)
4. 4500mah+ battery capacity
5. 6.0 screen size with high resolution (combo of 1000+)
6. 4G LTE
7. Android 7.0 or 8.0
8. Octacore
9. Fingerprint sensor
10. 1.5GHz processor speed at least

Infinix Zero 5 or zero 5 plus
Car Talk / Re: 5 Things You Shouldn’t Do When Driving A Manual Transmission Car by Omyyyk(m): 6:51am On Feb 27, 2018
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Science/Technology / Re: Why Do Mosquitoes Buzz In Our Ears? by Omyyyk(m): 4:37pm On Aug 08, 2017
leatherman:
They actually buzz every time, you only hear them when they come close enough.

Yeaahh.. .we only hear them buzz in the middle of the night cos everywhere is silent. There's so much noise in the daytime which makes us not to hear the buzz
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Celebrates Iceberg Slim's Birthday With Romantic Message by Omyyyk(m): 10:35am On Aug 08, 2017
piff82:

wetin be our own now?


Hey fraud.. . How market?

N:B... Please don't patronize this guy for data oh... He's an expert, he sent a bulk sms to me and my friend saying we've received 5G data, that we should pay for him to activate it. I had my doubts but I went on tho... To cut the story short, this fraud duped me a sum of 3k....in this Buhari time. Ha,... God punish you oh. Bastard son of a thousand father! I still have your name with me sha.. . A reminder.
Celebrities / Re: MI Abaga: "The Gay Law In Nigeria Is Stupid" by Omyyyk(m): 8:52pm On Aug 07, 2017
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Romance / Re: Man Grabs His Bride’s Behind In Their Wedding Photo by Omyyyk(m): 7:43am On Aug 06, 2017
Young03:
Angel Michael


I need u now


blow the whistle



Wait bro... Soonest wink
Romance / Re: Man Grabs His Bride’s Behind In Their Wedding Photo by Omyyyk(m): 7:41am On Aug 06, 2017
OK, I will wink
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Odigwe: 'I Was Offered Six Movie Roles For Six Rounds Of Sex' by Omyyyk(m): 12:19pm On Aug 05, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Adokiye Kyrian: "No Sex Before Marriage, My Body Is The Temple Of God" by Omyyyk(m): 11:45am On Jun 15, 2017
Kelsmm:
Money for hand back for ground


Hahahaha.. . 4....111....9999. I've been waiting for this. Na you dupe me 3k, hard earned money wey no be say na una papa gimme. Na God go punish you, oloriburuku omo ale jatijati. I sabi your name, na anywhere where I see you I go dey slander you.. . U go fear say shey e pass 3k ni. Maa go look for ur FB profile sef. Abeg nairalanders this guy na big time fraud ooh, no patronize ham abeg. He's looking for the next maga, don't be his PREY. Once again.. .. E no go well with you many times. Bastard son of a thousand fada!






N:B. Seun abeg remove dz fraud from this forum, you can save lives by doing that. Thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Adokiye Kyrian: "No Sex Before Marriage, My Body Is The Temple Of God" by Omyyyk(m): 11:41am On Jun 15, 2017
Kelsmm:
Money for hand back for ground

Hahahaha.. . 4....111....9999. I've been waiting for this. Na you dupe me 3k, hard earned money wey no be say na una papa gimme. Na God go punish you, oloriburuku omo ale jatijati. I sabi your name, na anywhere where I see you I go dey slander you.. . U go fear say shey e pass 3k ni. Maa go look for ur FB profile sef. Abeg nairalanders this guy na big time fraud ooh, no patronize ham abeg. He's looking for the next maga, don't be his PREY. Once again.. .. E no go well with you many times. Bastard son of a thousand fada!






N:B. Seun abeg remove dz fraud from this forum, you can save lives by doing that. Thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Adokiye Kyrian: "No Sex Before Marriage, My Body Is The Temple Of God" by Omyyyk(m): 11:36am On Jun 15, 2017
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TV/Movies / Re: "Alakada Reloaded Made 50 Million In One Week"- Toyin Abraham Reveals by Omyyyk(m): 11:16am On Jun 06, 2017
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TV/Movies / Re: 3 Idiots - 2017 Nollywood Movie Thriller - YET FILMS by Omyyyk(m): 6:30pm On Apr 21, 2017
originalKsp:
Chai, '3 idiots' one of my best Indian movies. I hope to watch this your version.

Complete this if you no am:

Give me some sunshine,

give me some rain,

give me another chance,

I wanna _grow up once agaiiiin... la la la la, la la la la la la cool______________
Crime / Re: Police Arrest 53 For Attending Gay Marriage In Zaria by Omyyyk(m): 7:35pm On Apr 19, 2017
Loool.... Awon weyrey grin
Crime / Re: Man Tries To Kill Himself After His Girl Decided To Leave Him. Very Graphic Pics by Omyyyk(m): 1:55pm On Dec 21, 2015
weyrey leleyi sha undecided

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Family / Re: 'my Husband Cannot Satisfy Me Sexually'..... Wife by Omyyyk(m): 4:16pm On Nov 20, 2015
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Education / Re: Four Students Break First Class Jinx In UNILORIN Economics Department by Omyyyk(m): 7:57pm On Aug 12, 2015
Waooo! ma roommate and ma padi made it at last. Scholar Mubarak and scholar shola no take ham easy with Unilorin... soooo happy. Can't wait to hear their speech cheesy

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Education / Re: Four Students Break First Class Jinx In UNILORIN Economics Department by Omyyyk(m): 7:54pm On Aug 12, 2015
Waooo! ma roommate and ma padi made it at last. Scholar Mubarak and scholar shola no take ham easy with Unilorin... soooo happy. Can't wait to hear their speechcheesy

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Food / Re: Have You Seen The New Whatsapp Wheat ?? (photo) by Omyyyk(m): 5:05pm On Jun 12, 2015
grin na emojis go dey inside.

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Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by Omyyyk(m): 5:29pm On Mar 12, 2015
humpphh... BAASSTTAARDD! undecided
Romance / Re: Being Romantic Or Being Foolish? by Omyyyk(m): 11:12am On Feb 25, 2015
In my own dictionary, i think only no 1 z romantic, its fun somehow. Buh d rest, hmm, not O'myyk. lipsrsealed
Car Talk / Re: Artega Gt, A Car I Saw Today At School, I Am Speechless( Veiw Pic by Omyyyk(m): 4:09pm On Feb 23, 2015
Hmm, u geht mind oh bros, d guy wey do dz kind tin last for ma area, wey dem catch snapping a car waz beaten blue nd black undecided
Education / Re: I Am Offered Admission To Study Agric Instead Of Medicine.should I Go Or Not by Omyyyk(m): 3:55pm On Feb 23, 2015
Lol... No be everybody geht ben carson's brain ma guy. Ask any secondary sch student what he/she wud like to become, 85% of dem wud say a medical doctor. All of una think medicine na beans, hmm *smh*. What u ppl dnt knw is that that, d BMS faculty of every schools in naija has specific number of students dey are gonna admit, nd most times, dey dnt exceed 200(lets say out of 5000 applicants), even if u get 300 in jamb and pass d p.utme, dah means dr are guru students wey get pass ur score, or wey geht long leg (y'all knw wat mean). A frnd of mine rejected agric two years ago, now, she has not even passed jamb let alone gaining admission. wise up bro, dnt let dem fool u into staying @home for five years, na naija we dey for crying out loud. Dz agriculture u are talking about, there is versatility, u can choose fishery, agronomy, animal production, crop protection, agric economics, food scientist, extension...name it. its not only farming, hoes and cutlass u ppl think its all about, just gv anyone packaging and be making ur cool cash. If u no wise up for dz naija still waiting for one professional course, suffering wud be sooooo close to u like ur next of kin while ur mates are already making it. thank me later borz.

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Celebrities / Re: This Piece Written About Tiwa Savage Is Very Deep(with Photos) by Omyyyk(m): 5:15pm On Dec 23, 2014
One word for her... "Oloriburuku" undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: One Of Nigeria's Hairiest Women, Queen Okafor, Tells Her Story by Omyyyk(m): 2:48am On Dec 20, 2014
" but men
see me and get sexually excited because I look special because of the hairy
skin". O-boi, if i hear say i get sexually excited. Though i no sabi run, buh i knw say i for don break Hussein Bolt's record by d time i finished running.
Nairaland / General / Re: One Of Nigeria's Hairiest Women, Queen Okafor, Tells Her Story by Omyyyk(m): 2:39am On Dec 20, 2014
While reading the story, i thought it'll b a moderated hair like normal guys...buh sighting d 1st picture, my fone dropped out of shock...was like lipsrsealed Jesuuuuuussss!

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