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Family / Re: This Woman Is After My Life (picture) by OnlineAmebo: 11:42pm On Jan 04
Pussyisgud:
Please use sniper and end it quick.

That is exactly how the devil wants it


I will leave this world gallant

And not on my knees

After my work is done ...

Not a moment before

Tbh I never fancied the thought of old age

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Family / Re: This Woman Is After My Life (picture) by OnlineAmebo: 11:38pm On Jan 04
Continuation

The Bible says the weapons of our warfare are not canal

That being said

I have tried tackliing my problems/enemies from the spiritual perspective

But when I face attacks on the physical front

Expect a reciprocate backlash


(Disclaimer)
Dami if you have absolutely nothing to do with the attacks on my personality

Then I beg God to forgive me for such a vain imagination


However, it is with good reason and keen observation, that I have been able to discover key figures behind the smear campaign against me
Family / Re: This Woman Is After My Life (picture) by OnlineAmebo: 6:14pm On Jan 04
Meet my one and only sister,


My second mother


My biggest mistake was thinking I could be accepted by you


Esp with my flaws

.



I put it too you...

If anything happens to me, you are responsible

Starting from this moment
My
Next post

10:20



I will go into detail

You be the judge!

Its either extreme paranoia or eternal vigilance
Family / Re: This Woman Is After My Life (picture) by OnlineAmebo: 6:02pm On Jan 04
Dem say eye wey dey cry still dey see road....


I put it to you that although I am facing the toughest storms


I still have a sound mind to discern my left from my right


Nonetheless

I have made mistakes


No one is perfect


But when someone goes the extra mile to explore your weakness it's clear they have an axe to grind
Family / Re: This Woman Is After My Life (picture) by OnlineAmebo: 5:50pm On Jan 04
I appreciate the attention this thread is getting


The truth is


It took mohbad's death, for people to realize he was going through the worst


That seems to be the same for me too because it seems no matter how I cry out that I am facing brutal treatment from my oppressors nobody will give a sh*t until it's too late

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Family / Re: This Woman Is After My Life (picture) by OnlineAmebo: 5:44pm On Jan 04
Time is 5:27

And I am still breathing


It all started on that fateful day of July

As I drew my initial breadth

It became my mum's dying breadth




It's been bitter sweet

Knowing the sacrifices it took to bring me into existence

I have had to navigate this cold and lonely world all by myself



Oluwaga
Family / This Woman Is After My Life (picture) by OnlineAmebo: 5:06pm On Jan 04
Real matters

Why does The bible say that the enemy of a man are members of his own household.

Sad truth



Pay close attention to this thread. . .

.if I do not update this thread every hour to it's conclusion


Be rest assured that the enemy has either silenced me Permanently

Or she has found a way to draw blood with out staining their regalia

....
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Health / Help! I Have Eaten Of The FORBIDDEN Fruit *screenshots* by OnlineAmebo: 4:44pm On Dec 28, 2023
It's ok to study the holy books in the literal sense


However many stories with historical background also relates to present day time when you look at it from a different perspective

Take the story of creation

Adam eve and the metaphorical serpent.

Let me

Brb

Typing

Did yo no
Celebrities / BBNAIJA Housemates Mesmirized As Bryann Sings For... by OnlineAmebo: 6:07pm On Aug 03, 2022
Romance / Why MUST 3SOME With Nigerian Girls Be Different by OnlineAmebo: 6:00pm On Aug 03, 2022
So this took place about a year ago. I was hanging out at home during a weeknight (a Thursday I believe) when I had the sudden urge to consume a few alcoholic beverages. I invite a few of my buddies over and we are just hanging out casually drinking. We get to that certain point of the night where the alcohol has kicked in full effect and we are just acting plain belligerent. My one friend, for the sake of the story we will call him Jim, says he knows of this older woman who would totally be down to have a train run on her. Naturally our first response is “Bleep yeah, let’s go get her”.

So the three of us pile into Jim’s car and begin our conquest to get this woman. We show up to her house in about 15 minutes and we wait for her to come outside. As soon as she stepped out of the door I knew we had a winner. Have you ever looked at a woman and though ‘man I bet she takes a lot of dick’? Well that’s exactly what crossed my mind.

We begin the awkward car ride home and make it there in record time. The four of us sit outside and puff back a couple of cigarettes before she raids my roommates liquor stash. Luckily he was sleeping or we would have had issues. After about 6 beers and half a bottle of jack, this weathered princess is slowly coming out of her shell and talking up a mad game. By now me and the guys are pretty pumped up so myself and my other friend, Dave, head to the basement waiting on her and Jim. After about 5 minutes of waiting, we hear something coming from upstairs. We go to investigate and find the wench straddling that greedy bastard Jim in my friends bed. Out of respect for my friends mattress (and of course for my own personal intentions) I demand they continue this in the basement. We all head down stairs and sit on this large couch. It was in order, me, the skank, Dave then Jim. Jim being closest to the light decides it would be best to turn off the lights.

So by now it’s time to just go for it. I daringly place my hand in her thigh and she grabs in and pulls it away while saying “I can’t, I’m with Jim”

Game over right?

Wrong.

She grabs my hand after a mere 3 seconds and rams it up her skirt and leans in to kiss me.

I didn’t want her lips on mine so I grabbed the back of her hair and in one swift motion, pulled out my dick, drug her off the couch, and began playing tonsil hockey with this woman.

I received 30 seconds of the worst Mouth Action ever before I threw her to the floor and started...

read more here⇢here
Romance / I Am In A Big MESS!!! I Just Started Sleeping With My Supervisor's Wife by OnlineAmebo: 4:49pm On Aug 03, 2022
I always fancied my boss’ wife. Her husband was unfaithful and he used me as a wingman in his many trips and escapades. One Friday the boss asked me a favor to drop her wife at home because he got a business meeting, I knew about the meeting because I was the one who organised it, he was going out for a weekend with one of the employee he was cheating with and they are only returning on Sunday.

I took the wife home and when we reach home she asked if I would like to have coffee and I agree. While we were drinking coffee she told me that she know that I am the one who organised for her husband away weekend she could see I am good at what I do but I won’t fool her she knows everything about her husband away weekend. I was surprise. Few minute later she went to her room to change and came back wearing a short skirt, I couldn’t took my eyes away from her sexy body and I thought to myself that maybe I should make a move otherwise my dream for straffing her won’t come true but I was afraid,

I stood up and told her that I have to leave cos it was getting late. I didn’t want her to saw that I got an erection and just went to the door, I then turned to her and asked her since she knows that her husband is cheating on her what is she doing about it. She said why do I care because am the one who is organising everything for her husband, she made me felt guilty.

My eyes went from top to bottom on her body and she saw that I had an erection. She opened her mouth and said I should leave because her pussy is not available for me to Bleep. I smiled and left. All the way home I couldn’t took my mind off the body I just saw.


The following day I got an sms from the boss’ wife. On her sms she said she has not have sex for about 8 months with her husband because she is not enjoying it and that’s the reason she doesn’t care about her husband whereabouts.


An hour later I got at her house, she didnt knw I was coming. She was wearing that short skirt. We went to the lounge and i just told her I was just passing before she could respond her phone rang and answered it ,
while she was on the phone I was looking between her tights, she was wearing a pink panty, She laid on her back on the sofa and I had a full view on the pant. She put the phone on the table and close her tights. I had an erection and before she could say something, i stood up went to her and kissed her, she tried to pushed me read more here⇢here
Romance / I Walked Into My Aunt's Daughter Room Without Knocking, See What I Saw (PIC) by OnlineAmebo: 11:27am On Aug 02, 2022
I came down from the car, my hands were tucked into my pocket. my aunt dragged the big bag out, and left it on the floor for me. I freed my hands and picked up the bag. She never liked me..

I never liked her either. she was pompous and cruel, all I ever wanted was to go far away from her. Luckily, I am leaving her for a couple of months. although I never liked boarding school. but I definitely would not let this opportunity miss me, it's better than being in same house with Aunty kiki. washing her underwears and also that of her husband, yes, you heard me.. her husband! I didn't know when I hurriedly picked up the big bag on the floor and ..Turned to leave. She started.

"Hey, I do not care about you, and don't even care if you are happy being here or not. when you should be home helping me with the house chores, but I have just two words for you, stay away from my daughter! you are not sisters and can never be! secondly, if you ever get expelled..don't dream of coming back home"

.I stood still listening, I promised my self never to let her see my tears again. I held the bag closely and started walking away. "Witch!" I heard it clearly, I was used to it. she slammed the door and drove away. I felt shattered, and weak.. but I kept walking towards the big gate, on a sign board, it was written "Welcome to Aunty Pat's girls college"

I was lucky enough to locate my hostel, i met with our head girl and she gave me a book with few pages, which contained the rules and regulations. She grinned at me.

before I forget... Seeing me first in the morning can ruin your whole day! maybe God gifted me with a little curves, but I was not far from the world ugly. sometimes, I look into the mirror and wished I was never born. But I have come to realize that I am beautiful in my own way. I was very tall, chocolate skinned and very intelligent.

yes, my Aunty's children always wondered how I help them solve their homeworks even when I haven't seen the walls of any school for 2 years.

I collected the book and smiled, but almost immediately I regretted smiling.. "hey, what happened to your front teeth" she laughed. "Did you use it the it to buy Akara" she asked jocking. I smiled, I loved her sense of humor. "I went into a fight and lost it" I lied, covering my teeth shyly.

"Oh, sorry for that. I hope you are not a bully, cause fighting is highly prohibited here. anyway, am peace." Was she trying to befriend me? at last I have gotten a friend, I felt so happy. and we were class mates. "I am Mimi, and sorry I lied earlier. I stole a meat from my aunt's pot, that was why I lost this teeth. I have learnt my lessons" I said...I didn't know what came over me, I regretted revealing the truth to her. but then, she smiled and hugged me, "we all make mistakes. It's all in the past." I felt like crying, she wasn't judging. indeed I have found my best friend. Yeah! That was what I thought, till we went for class.

The class teacher asked us, the new students to introduce ourselves. while classes was ongoing, I found myself answering almost all the questions that were being asked. I felt fly, and everyone were amazed at my intelligence. I noticed something about peace, she was wearing this frown.. I tried saying hi to her, but she snubbed me. "Maybe something is bothering..her, I will see her after class" I thought.

Our class teacher gave us some classwork. and after we submitted them, she praised me for scoring the highest point, despite being a new student. I was happy, as everyone clapped. everyone, except peace.

"Oh no, I can't find my purse, has anyone seen my purse.." our teacher cried and we all started searching ourselves. Peace raised her hands and waved to the teacher, indicating she has something to say. "Yes peace, have you seen my purse?" Our class teacher asked. "No ma, but I think I know someone who might know something about your missing purse" pePeace grinned, a devilish one. "Go ahead please" our class teacher shouted impatiently.

"Forgive my manners ma" peace continued, this time, she wore an innocent look and faced my direction. I was worried, why was she staring at me, soon the whole class, including our teacher, Mrs T started staring at me, as if they were waiting for me to say something.
"Mimi, maybe you know something about Mrs T's missing purse" peace called me out.

I opened my mouth, but words couldn't form out, what should I have said, I didn't know tears were already rolling d I opened my mouth to speak, but I ended up stammering. "Peace, that was rude! why will you call out a new student for theft! we're are your manners..? you don't go about accusing people. even if you are the head girl. That is so not right" I heard our class teacher shouting at peace, my eyes could not see clearly, because it was covered with tears. "Am sorry ma. but, she is a thief. she confided in me.. I just thought maybe, she took the purse" peace replied, boldly.

I wished for the ground to open and swallow me.. yeah, i actually wished i never met her, I regretted talking to her at first. I felt dizzy, everything around me began to rotate.

Everything around me began to rotate, I felt my head was getting really heavy and my neck could not hold it. "Why did you say such, stop accusing Mimi of theft. Maybe someone else, but not Mimi.." our teacher said, this time there was no seriousness in her tone and it was obvious she was already believing peace.
"Ma, I have been the head girl for about 3 months now. I don't go about fabricating stories to bring people down. she told me that she is a thief! she said she do steal her Aunty's meat and money, and that was why they brought her here.." peace explained.

"you can ask her, except she lies together with stealing" peace said.
Now, the whole class was waiting for my explanation, I couldn't speak, what have I gotten myself into. "Mimi dear, please tell me that what she said isn't true" Mrs T said."It's not true.. true" I stammered."Then what happened to your lower teeth? You lost it as a result of stealing" peace shouted boldly.

I couldn't feel anything. I couldn't even defend myself. "Mimi is that true" Mrs T asked.
"No..ye..yes..yes ma" I stammered and the whole class roared I started hearing voices... Chattering! "Thief" I heard whisperings "the new student is a thief" I heard desk shaking, students stamping their feet, I heard echoes of "booooo" I heard laughters and some shouting " let's report to the headmistress"
Before Mrs T could speak, the students...

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Celebrities / Do You Remember The Girl Who Went To Site Without "Bra"? See Her Recent Pictures by OnlineAmebo: 11:18am On Aug 02, 2022
Most of you can vividly remember the beautiful girl who was seen at the site Workin with some men to get the sum of 2000 naira. the beautiful girl went viral after she uploaded the post on her official Facebook account "Bella Peter's ihuto".
The beautiful and hard-working Markurdi lady identified as "Bella" proved the the world that "what a man can do, a woman could do better". Her act is worth emulating.

While most of her facebook friends showered praises on the damsel, some jealous followers slammed her and tagged it a "show off" while some observant ones, where quick to notice that she went to the site without wearing (bra).

When we see such hard-working ladies, who prefer to use their hand to work than go around following men for money, we should learn to appreciate them. it is obvious that she had changed alot and looks more beautiful than before.

What came into your mind when you saw this hard-working girl? any word of encouragement to this rare gem?

See more recent pics here⇢here

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Celebrities / See 20 Nigerian Artists That Don't Smoke #3 Will Shock You by OnlineAmebo: 8:11pm On Aug 01, 2022
The Nigeria music industry has been a place where young men and women do whatever they like and this has led to some acts which are drinking, smoking, cultism and so on.Like we all know many Nigerian artists smoke but here are a list of some popular ones that doesn't smoke

1)Rema

Divine ikubor popularly known as Rema is a Nigeria top artists under the record level Mavins.He came into limelight after the release of his song "iron Man" which made the youngstar so famous and the song made it to obama's summer list.The youngstar have been reported to be far away from the act of smoking and drinking.and he has also revealed that he does not like to post on social media.

See the others ⇢here
Education / Watch This SINGLE Elephant Deal With a Pride of Lions (Pix + Video) by OnlineAmebo: 12:40am On Jul 31, 2022
A Single Elephant can safely beats 3-4 lions,
but -watch- what happens when an Elephantcomes in contact with a Pride of LIONS








Nevertheless, when lions come close with these delicate Goliath their gigantic mass and sharp tusks show up to be horribly fearsome!


Lions aren't unknown to hunt and kill young elephants, but they avoid grown adults, for obvious reasons, they don't want to get themselves hurt or killed going for dangerous prey when they can much more easily go for the weak.


But if a pride of 30 lions all just decided "damn the casualties, let's eat that lone adult elephant for dinner", yeah they could do it. But they realistically wouldn't, unless they were all starving maybe.

One Single Elephant can safely beats 3-4 lions, could in theory beat 10ish, but past that no chance


Normally the lion has been crowned or delegated as the king of the jungle, but when one carefully observes the lion and the elephant experience in the African wild it is clear to see that the ruler lion has a solid respect and regard for the elephant.






It may even be considered that the lion is somewhat terrified or scared of an elephant as is perfectly caught by picture takers.









As some of us believed that Elephant is stronger and mightier than the lion but as it is constantly said a coin has 2 faces a lion can't be viewed as weak. If the lion is successful on climbing that elephant then quickly it would begin to tear the skin of the elephant with its strong jaws and in a matter of seconds the elephant needs to give up to death and the opposite is the case if the lion isn't successful on climbing the elephant.

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Romance / Re: How Can this BEAUTIFULL DAMSEL Be Sleeping With a Rugged Guy like (pics) by OnlineAmebo: 1:24am On Jul 30, 2022
full gist here
Romance / Re: How Can this BEAUTIFULL DAMSEL Be Sleeping With a Rugged Guy like (pics) by OnlineAmebo: 1:16am On Jul 30, 2022
YEYE
Celebrities / Re: I Will BANG Chichi - BBNAIJA Alpha Male Marks His Territory by OnlineAmebo: 12:53am On Jul 30, 2022
ashybabs:
housemate, Hermes has hinted at the possibility of him and fellow housemate, Chichi having a series of romps during their stay in the Big Brother house
Hermes, who is in a polyamorous relationship outside the house revealed this during a discussion with some housemates where he avowed that should he and Chichi ‘align’, he feels they will end up having coitus in every corner of the Big Brother house.

in his words

watch video


dat wo wo guy
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Housemate Shegz Spotted Naking Bella this Night {pic + Video} by OnlineAmebo: 12:49am On Jul 30, 2022
THIS DAMN SHOW
Romance / Re: How I Started Sleeping With My Lovely Aunt by OnlineAmebo: 4:28pm On Jul 29, 2022
Romance / How I Started Sleeping With My Lovely Aunt by OnlineAmebo: 4:28pm On Jul 29, 2022
Hello friends, my name is Aditya and I’m 25 years old. I am a resident of ilorin, i have this distant relative, she is very hot and lives in our neighborhood and she also works in a private office because she is a divorced woman, she needs her home and to take care her childrens. Had to do a job or else how would his household expenses go? aunts age is 38 years old.

Friends, she has two daughters, out of which the elder daughter is 18 years old and the younger daughter is 14 years old, both of they were studing, the figure size of my aunt is 38-32-38 and in my house when Also, I used to see his beautiful blond face, big size boobs and sloppy ass was very surprised and his elder daughter’s boobs were also very attractive 36-28-34 and she would look very attractive beautiful sexy. was.

Her ass was also very cute because her daughter too was still young, who was very young and very sexy like her mother. Friends, she always used to see that aunt with his sex-filled eyes, but she never paid much attention to these activities of mine and even if she did, she never even opposed me in these things. i Was thinking

One day when I went to meet her at her house, that day she did not go to her job

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Romance / Is This Why You Didn't Get Laid This Valentine!!! by OnlineAmebo: 1:16pm On Feb 15, 2022
You might be wondering, right?
why am i alone at this point
and why, out of every couple in the world, you did not shaare same feeling
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: . by OnlineAmebo: 11:18am On Jan 25, 2022
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Celebrities / Portable Zazzu Maybe A Stark Illitrate But Also A Shrude Businessman *pic Proof by OnlineAmebo: 10:18pm On Jan 08, 2022
I have been observing closely the zeh crooner since his rise to fame,
And while many may judge the musician as an unrefined thug all i can see is a shrude businessman who has not allowed himself to be outwitted by his promoters and benefactors.

The music industry like any other business is a dog eat dog world, and only the fittest as well as the smartest can make it.

The scenery of the upcoming stars recent outbursts may seem as antics of an unrefined thug but if you observe his grudge without prejudice you will only realize that its a situation of a person who is apying close attention to the books and overall profit sharing.

I have come to this conclusion because of the following incidents

1. Its clear that zazu the hit song maker may have been shortchanged after his single was remixed with him as a featured artist, when in actual fact he was the main contributor.

2. The incident where wizkid reportedly sprayed the superstar $3000 saw the portable getting a meagre 600 while and pocolee and promoter getting lion share

3. Portable claims not to have taken possession of his 2nd car which is reported to be a gift from a fan.

If these three facts do not raise an eyebrow, then you probably cannot understand the grudge that he has so openly displayed lately


Since i cannot say for sure the terms of the contract between Zazzu and his promoters, its clear that something is fishy and despite his crass illetracy, he can smell it.

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Sports / Re: My Padi Cashed Out 70k From a N500 Game Posted On This Whatsapp Group Pic* by OnlineAmebo: 10:05am On Nov 25, 2021
I hope its free
Phones / Re: Yahoo Boys Bearing Good Names by OnlineAmebo: 2:18pm On Nov 16, 2021
arleck:

Dude! Wtf is wrong with you?? You literally on every thread posting shitty stuffs

Him must blow...
@900+ $ubsribers hke is not doing bad at all

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Sports / Re: Xavi Tells Barcelona To Sign Cesar Azpilicueta by OnlineAmebo: 11:09am On Nov 16, 2021
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