Health / Re: Any Sure Way To Conceive A Male Child??? by Onomzy23(m): 8:28pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
MikeMicheal chairman bomb they your head or your brain wet ,how u go say make she open kpekus for every poking enh?.... Brother na just grace nai?...post=104125109: JUST KEEP YOUR LEGS OPEN FOR EVERYONE.
Woman wey dey find pikin, her toto must not rest.
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Politics / Re: Someone Please Explain Lauretta Onochie's Twitter Bio? by Onomzy23(m): 6:59pm On Jul 15, 2021 |
U go blame her abi the people way employ her nor know their self now!!!!... |
Politics / Re: Obiano Sacks Redundant Political Appointees by Onomzy23(m): 6:56pm On Jul 15, 2021 |
Igbo people with their pattern,na so them b Jare!!! |
Politics / Re: My Funny Experience With Some Police Men Today (Photos) by Onomzy23(m): 6:55pm On Jul 15, 2021 |
The thing funny shaaaa,so u beg make u for nor lost now... |
Politics / Re: DSS Accuses Israeli Filmmakers Of Supporting IPOB, Detains Them In Cells by Onomzy23(m): 4:43pm On Jul 14, 2021 |
Arrewa: If he's guilty of any crime...He should face Justice!!
Why are Africans overating Israel??
Before Christ, Romans conquered Israel, even during his time, Israel was occupied by the Romans.
At little after Jesus the Jews made the Romans angry and they massacred the jews, drove them away from Israel. for about 2000 years from then, the jews were second class citizens every where they go.
The christians persecuted them for what they did to Chris, the Arabs were flogging their yansh any time they deemed fit. Hitler did his own. Till the Europeans decided to have mercy on them and create a state for them.
The so called 6 day war only succeeded because the Arabs just gained independence and didn't had any air force nor good military. The Europeans trained and gave Isreal weapons, especially their air force.
The only time Israel met a strong force Hizbollah backed by Iran they lost.
Israel look strong around its Arab neighbors, beyond that, its a different game entirely. You see, the Persians or Iranians (as they are called today) aint arabs, they walk the talk, if u know what I mean...for far too long now, they've been daring Israel to stop barking and attack them as it has been saying it would for God knows how long now.
But nothing has happened, you know why? because Israel dont have the balls to fight a formidable opponent without bigdaddy USA military support. And the support is not forthcoming either, because a war with the Persians is too risky even for the US.
US can not sacrifice the lives of its citizens to go die for your "mighty" Israel over Iran. So the US snubbed Israel and chose to dialogue with the Iranians over their Nuclear program.
The only hands preventing isreal's defeat are those of America, Britain and the western world. If US remove their support, Israel is dead!!
Anybody that really thinks that God loves some other people more than he likes him or that some other people are more of Gods children than him is a sophisticated Akuya!!
are u sure u know what u are saying self ehn?....way u grow up and stop to they spew nonsense ehn?....go check your history and read very well cos u nor just know wetin u dey yarn |
Politics / Re: 'N800m Paid To Bandits': FG Won’t Pay Ransom - Lai Mohammed by Onomzy23(m): 11:37am On Feb 20, 2021 |
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Family / Re: I've Never Seen A Girl As Dirty As My Cousin Sister by Onomzy23(m): 11:32am On Feb 20, 2021 |
Danhoys: I thought I knew what dirtiness was until my cousin's sister started living with us. We gave her a room, a roof over her head until she finds her bearing.
She's an orphan, almost going to 28 years, and sells food on Sundays for cash.
But, looking at her, she's the replica of the word 'unappealing.'
Her hair is always shabby, dirty, and she never attempt to even braid it to keep it in order. Black is beautiful, but hers comes in brown patches and acne.
She doesn't even care.
We have a water closet, and she's ready to keep popping without an attempt to flush. The last time I traveled and left the home for a week, the toilet was beyond what I could comprehend.
To the point I had to do renovation, repainted the wall, and had to hire a cleaner to help wash the toilet thoroughly.
I couldn't risk catching a disease doing it myself. That was how bad it was.
After doing all these, she stopped using the toilet, but would prefer to pop in the compound with a black nylon at night.
Sometimes, she even forget to throw them away. I had woke up very early in the morning. Saw her bucket and wanted to use it, what I saw changed my day.
I saw her feces, and since then I vowed never to touched a bucket that is isn't mine.
Aside from her protruding stomach which she does little to hide, the wrapper she wears every evening have never seen water in months.
Women are supposed to be conscious of their unclothedness, but not this cousin of mine.
She can avoid all the bathrooms, and choose to bathe outside in the open at night.
Like, around 8 to 9 pm when everyone is still very much awake.
Sometimes children will bump in on her unintentionally, and the kid will run away traumatized by what he or she have seen.
I dare not go into details to recount how she prepares the food she sales, and how dirty her coolers and kitchen utensils can swim with maggots for 6 days before she finally washes them on Saturday and prepares food on Sunday for her esteemed customers.
She's not beautiful facially, nor wear makeup or earrings since it's against her belief.
Doesn't wear clothes that suit her. If she dresses like an mbeke, that wouldn't be a problem. I just don't understand her dressing at all, coupled with her dirty look.
When it comes to religion, hers is the worse, jumping from one church to the other. And worse, we hardly sleepy at midnight.
She is always in battle with demons, with her speaking of tongues that don't just sound ridiculous, but deafening and irritating.
She's just 28, and I doubt if any man has ever stopped her on the road, and I still suspect she have never laid with a man before.
She's not mentally unstable if that is what most of you might think.
She's lively, knows how to joke and hold conversations like we all do. But when it comes to her body, grooming, overall cleaningness, she's zero.
There are grades of dirtiness, but when it comes to a stage where someone now dines and wines with feces, then there is a problem somewhere.
She's shapeless and doesn't want to do anything about it despite my numerous advise. She eats junk, like...
She runs to the backyard, gets some vegetables and fry it up with some concoctions and food is ready.
I know all their foods, and the things she cooks is nothing less than a concoction. I've eat her food once and my stomach testified.
A thoroughly analysis of her personality fascinates me to some extent. Is this her personality? Something that is genetically engineered into her that she has no control over?
Can she change?
Do you think I can help her, how? well hello mode operator,even if say your cousin is what u said she is,it doesn't mean u will have to expose her to the whole world like this now ehn?..u are not helping her like this Rather it should b an in house thing through the helping process,not to dehumanize her to the public domain, after all na dirty she dirty and nor b person she kill,bottom line b say make u stop to dey expose your own blood for public or is a bad anticidente from u,nor b like this then take dey help person o.. |
Religion / Re: Prophet Joshua Iginla Remarries After Divorcing Yemisi Iginla by Onomzy23(m): 11:18pm On May 21, 2020 |
CoronaVirusPro: All this conmen cant even build their very own home, but will be ministering to you about your own home.
I dont trust short people, and when you now happen to be a short pastor, It exponentially makes you a dangerous person.
If your Pastor is short, better run for your life.
I can see that u are officially dumb and Brain dead too,mumu what has short people had to do with the work of God now,e b like u dey really learn how to talk shaaa,well I nor blame u o,na dat data way Dem give u free dey shack u o..mumu grow up o |
Politics / Re: Air Task Force Kills Terrorists, Destroys Logistics Facilities In Borno by Onomzy23(m): 10:30am On May 02, 2020 |
No b only,na today we Don dey hear say air Force destroy and kill Boko boys for years and yet in nor dey Finnish...Dem just dey try wan save face,since Chad don Finnish work on Boko boys head now,na shame dey worry Dem so o...well we hope this one way Nigeria government dey do nor b another routine lie again o,cos this administration na father of all lies and propaganda o.. |
Health / Re: 238 New COVID-19 Cases Reported. Total 2170. 352 Discharged. 68 Deaths by Onomzy23(m): 10:26am On May 02, 2020 |
ghettokid1: Kano get Messi & Ronaldo 4 their squad o, Dem fit win this league o
Arrogance + Ignorance bad guy nigger u nor go kill person with laugh o....Kano get Messi and Ronaldo abi...LWKMDO |
Religion / Re: Spirit Of Lesbianism Exposed By Prophet TB Joshua by Onomzy23(m): 12:15am On Jan 13, 2020 |
the truth of the mata b say u are sick and really need help and deliverance too....u ehn? Who knows may be u b homosexual or lesbian self who knows....cos even in the Bible and quran i don't think God created adam and Steve rather it was Adam and Eve o....indeed u really need help...author=NwaAmaikpe post=85726709] ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif) This is some acute fvckery. Lesbianism isn't caused by any evil spirits. It is strictly a chromosomal misinformation and that's why a lesbian is a lesbian. Homosexualism is genetically ingrained, it could also be a nurtured preference. I've seen female toddlers walk like boys, talk like boy and grow up seeing themselves as boys. Many a times, they are lesbians. If they grow up in permissive countries, they are open about their sexual preferences. But if they are in Nigeria, they get married to a man just to save face but stay up at night licking the househelp's kpekus. This is genetical. I've seen straight ladies who became lesbians after staying in an all-girl hostel or attending an only female school. This is nurtured. But for anyone to say it is spiritual tops the ridiculous of the most ridiculouses because all ladies are naturally bisexual. Society even encourages them to because it is okay to see a girl touch a fellow girl's boobs in public, hold hands while walking or call themselves pet-names but very absurd for a man to. God makes all things perfect and the Bible says that after creating man, he was happy because he created him with no mistakes. For people who are genetically homosexual, God won't see it as a sin because it is beyond them. There is a difference between morality and sin. Like masturbating may be immoral but masturbating is not a sin; so some of our preferences could just be immoral and no sins. The truth is, God's ways are not man's ways. So if God loves the lesbians and the misfits, who am I not to?[/quote] |
Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by Onomzy23(m): 8:55pm On Dec 14, 2019 |
Timileyin1234: Fake sars arrest. But one day my brother told them to Goan kill me. Fear catch me that day laugh wan faint me o.. brotherly sotay Dem tire for your shenanigans so Dem just conclude say make Dem demkwes u na him strong odidi catch u o...I know for life u nor go try dat kind stunt again o...cos u for don demkwes since o.. 1 Like |
Properties / Re: The Importance Of The Red Copy Of A Survey Plan by Onomzy23(m): 9:33am On Nov 20, 2019 |
Well written article,well sir the so called surveyor is not a surveyor at all,or he is a chain man or technician that work at the surveyor office, because as a surveyor,the first thing u tell your client that the land should b lodge,and if he insist that he does not have money for the land to b lodge u tell him that,he should do plan only on the condition that he will lodge it in a month time,and if he still refuse then allow him to go,cos must of this our clients do claim to b very smart,then at the end they will b forming as if the surveyor has scam them...well we should b all b careful shaaaa...u guys can contact a well reliable, authentic,and efficient surveyor via this numbers 07032907891,09057940587 here at ughelli delta state Nigeria... |
Celebrities / Re: Burial Photos From Mad Melon Of Danfo Driver by Onomzy23(m): 12:10pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
Ripp bro,we all love u but,God love u most.. |
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa Eats Amala With Long Nails, Blasted by Onomzy23(m): 12:08pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
Make Dem leave her alone jare na Dem get her long nails or eating spirit ehn?...anyhow she want take eat or do make she do o |
Crime / Re: Two Men Fight Over A 15-Year-Old Girl In Enugu State (Video) by Onomzy23(m): 10:23am On Oct 24, 2019 |
Obob see werin kpekus dey cause for man life ehn?....God help us all shaaaaaa |
Crime / Re: Two Men Fight Over A 15-Year-Old Girl In Enugu State (Video) by Onomzy23(m): 10:21am On Oct 24, 2019 |
Donald95: Many nigerians girls starts sleeping around as early as 14 years.
Sex with minor, Many people will come to nairaland and claim to be innocent of it. Preaching like Saint Obi but behind doors, they do sleep with secondary school fresh girls knowing truly that they are below 18.
Ndị Uchu this one way u dey talk like this so e b like u b specialist for poking minor girls o...well if atall shaaa u talk the truth shaaa, but nor still forget say na who Dem cash b thief now,and since Dem NVR catch any nairalander dey shag minor,how we go do now ehn? 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Tony Kabaka Shields His Hotel Against Demolition, Mobilizes Kids, Adults by Onomzy23(m): 10:15am On Oct 24, 2019 |
This man just dey involved innocent children for him dirty politics, rather as a sharp man e surpose go beg,so that him investment nor go cash fire so...pady man b wise o, 6 Likes |
Culture / Re: Oyaaa! Waffi Men, Benin Men, Port Harcourt Niggies, Yenagoa Men. Pidgin Contest by Onomzy23(m): 5:57pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
Obob moderator kpokor for you dia,and ur teeth complete too o,for d matters way u position so,boyo! Me na onome popular warri boi,way nor dey carry last and nor go fit self,boyo y u go dey compare our langua with bafi(benin) people....way we know say dem b jazmycin and confirm okpukpuru to d core....well both pH,BY,and bafi,people nor join atall o or else dem go demkwese just now or me go use dem take count scores for kamala......wafi boi I remain till boko haram turn into pastors o...... |
Romance / Re: 5 Clear Signs She Is A Girlfriend Material To Love Forevermore by Onomzy23(m): 3:45pm On Sep 08, 2018 |
Well we might have good girl friends but they are only 1percent inside 100 percent for this our country o,I pray to God make I meet them soon,cos the girls way me dey see in recent times na selfish,selt centred ones o,way they let you know say they r the best thing that happen to you since the advent of jellof rice o.... |
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Blasts Prophet Udensi Godlove Over Lagos Tanker Accident by Onomzy23(m): 11:37pm On Jun 29, 2018 |
This freeze of a guy just dey like one dey relevant all the time ,na wah o must u talk self......e just dey do me like say make I leave 9inches block for this him head cos e just refuse to get sense and na person papa self o.. |
Religion / Re: Fake Miracle: Should I Accept This Bribe To Do This Evil? by Onomzy23(m): 11:57am On Jun 25, 2018 |
Oboi just get sense or else thunder way go fire you ehn? E still dey do press up for okuzo o,however self u nor even reason am say during this process way u wan player act too u fit demkwese(die)too o...so oko just free your mind and blv in baba God for your legit buizness the husle must pay one day o... |
Fashion / Re: Edeh Racheal Of Zizamakeover Transforms Burns Survivor On Her Wedding Day by Onomzy23(m): 11:51am On Jun 25, 2018 |
Then after the wedding night the gal go come back to the follow come way she b now as in burnt wise....hmmmmmm na wah o d fraud of these make up stylist dem na wah o |
Celebrities / Re: Actress Nkechi Blessing Turns Her Brand New Car Into A Wardrobe by Onomzy23(m): 11:47am On Jun 25, 2018 |
Some news nor just make sense atall, werin concern us if she turn her mob to boutique avenue self ehn?.....This OP u dey fail megally o make I just tell u now.... |
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Pictured With His Father And Brothers by Onomzy23(m): 11:41am On Jun 25, 2018 |
I nor fit just laugh o...e just b like say dem dey sell big head for dia family o...... See them ozegula head b like wetin dem take dey use do barrier for street.. |