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Technology Market / Re: Hp Elitebook 8440, 8gb Ram Core I5, 1tb Harddisk by oremisussan: 1:08pm On May 16, 2016
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Technology Market / Hp Elitebook 8440, 8gb Ram Core I5, 1tb Harddisk by oremisussan: 12:49pm On May 16, 2016
I'm selling my HP Elitebook.

Configurations:
1 TB HDD
Core i5
2.50 GHz
8.00 GB RAM
Windows 8 Installed
Battery Life: 4hours on standby, 2.5 on heavy use.
Not a single fault. Not one!

Many engineering design software pre-installed (AutoCAD, Solidworks, Autodesk Inventor, 3DS Max).

This has been my "workstation" and best friend for six months since I received it as gift.

I'm selling for 115k.

Call or whatsapp 090-910-seven-39-one-four

Sorry about that. I fear mobile number crawlers.

Jokes Etc / Re: Riddle: Please Find The Horse In This Pic by oremisussan: 2:08pm On Dec 08, 2015
Hmm.
One's Orientation matters in life.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Slits Civilians' Throats, Burns Mosque In Cameroon Border Town by oremisussan: 1:33pm On Feb 04, 2015
holatin:
shut up brainless religion fanatic.
show me where Allah (swt ) allow killing without any reasonable reason.

you all rant about jihad without knowing what jihad is really his.
ignorant human with turkey brain.

I laugh
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Slits Civilians' Throats, Burns Mosque In Cameroon Border Town by oremisussan: 1:30pm On Feb 04, 2015
Will someone kindly lead these guys to Sambo's house?

holatin:
shut up brainless religion fanatic.
show me where Allah (swt ) allow killing without any reasonable reason.
you all rant about jihad without knowing what jihad is really his.
ignorant human with turkey brain.

...And this is where the problem lies...
Islam permits Killing with reason.
And that clause, is as vague as any interpretation you give to it.
That statement is a loophole in the doctrine of Islam, and 98% of terrorists all over the world are taking full advantage of it.

Christians are not any better; only they are less violent in their disposition. Their own is about enriching pockets falsely and forcefully.
Religion has fuuucked humanity's brain!

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Phones / Re: MTN Who Deserves To Be A Millionaire Winner Pockets N50 Million Apartment by oremisussan: 8:45am On Jan 21, 2015
Anyone who thinks PDP as a party had no hand in Fayose's advert needs a rethink.

That message is the party's position; they only needed a safe vehicle to drive the message with.

Fayose is standing no election anytime soon; so he was contacted and believe me, the chap got plentifully rewarded for yielding the clarion call.

Like any news in Nigeria, the lifespan is only 72 hours. One bomb blast somewhere and Fayose becomes a lesser selling story for the media.

Whether we like it or love it, Fayose will be a distinguished senator in 2019. Aren't we those people with short memories?
He comes to take beer in our neighborhood, buys roasted corn from our mum's friend, and he's gets our priceless mandate... yet again.

Our suffering just start

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Politics / Re: A Sign Of Cluelessness. by oremisussan: 8:31am On Jan 21, 2015
Anyone who thinks PDP as a party had no hand in Fayose's advert needs a rethink.

That message is the party's position; they only needed a safe vehicle to drive the message with.

Fayose is standing no election anytime soon; so he was contacted and believe me, the chap got plentifully rewarded for yielding the clarion call.

Like any news in Nigeria, the lifespan is only 72 hours. One bomb blast somewhere and Fayose becomes a lesser selling story for the media.

Whether we like it or love it, Fayose will be a distinguished senator in 2019. Aren't we those people with short memories?
He comes to take beer in our neighborhood, buys roasted corn from our mum's friend, and he's gets our priceless mandate... yet again.

Our suffering just start

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Celebrities / Re: Alibaba Blasts Fayose Over Advert: You Put Jonathan In A Mess (Pics) by oremisussan: 9:22am On Jan 20, 2015
jacksparrow1207:


Whats this one saying? Did u read d tweet?

Olodo. You download dictionary on your phone because you saw awoof wiFi. Whereas, you don't know what it is used for.
Celebrities / Re: Alibaba Blasts Fayose Over Advert: You Put Jonathan In A Mess (Pics) by oremisussan: 9:10am On Jan 20, 2015
jacksparrow1207:


Import kor, export ni. Half baked comedian

Are you kidding me?

So you don't know the word "import" could mean "A meaning that is not expressly stated but can be inferred?"

This Patience Jonathan syndrome has eaten into us too deeply.

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Celebrities / Re: Alibaba Blasts Fayose Over Advert: You Put Jonathan In A Mess (Pics) by oremisussan: 7:59am On Jan 20, 2015
2015 was settled from the foundation of Nigeria. I am privy to the British archives....

In December 1913, while in a helicopter, hovering over the large expanse of land he was trying to amalgamate, Lord Lugard said to his girlfriend:

"Florrie, not even Sambo will vote for Jonathan in 2015."

Florence nodded and said quite respectfully:

"I will make you egusi soup this night for that excellent prediction, my lord."

They both laughed, raised their glasses and shouted:

"Sai Buhari"

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Education / Re: UNN Suspends Postgraduate Programmes Indefinitely by oremisussan: 10:20am On Jan 19, 2015
"Not even Sambo will vote for GEJ" - Lord Luggard et al (1913)

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Politics / Re: 5 Questions Obasanjo Asked Jonathan In Abeokuta Meeting by oremisussan: 2:33pm On Jan 15, 2015
Not even Sambo will vote for Jonathan

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Patoranking Dance Sexily At Headies 2014 (Again) by oremisussan: 9:22am On Dec 15, 2014
Tiwa, no suppose dey use stage mata dey cover wetin dey happen backstage... We no as e dey go jor.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Nollywood Stars Visit President Jonathan At Aso Rock by oremisussan: 10:57am On Dec 13, 2014
A drowning man will grasp even a cobweb for survival.

Even the man, himself, knows Nigeria deserves better than he has the capability to offer. But there is just this thing about power... you get apprehensive about the thought of letting go. So many "what if's" flash themselves at you.

He wants to help, he just doesn't know how to. I think that is what some most Nairalanders sum up as "clueless."

I won't be surprised if the President does not know Abuja is not one of Nigeria's 36 states.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hello Awse Pls I Nid Info Bou Dis Company Bglproup by oremisussan: 9:56am On Oct 27, 2014
saintandsinnerz:


The way you are writing will make somebody who has information about them to ignore you

in fact, I ignored him before opening the thread.

Worse is that he's got readymade excuse as to why he writes like someone with a pistol to his head:

Oh, my android keypad.
I was in a hurry.
I write well, but you know, this is social media.
And several other craps...

Grow boy.
Career / Re: Engineers, Share You Accidents Near-miss Esperience by oremisussan: 3:52pm On Oct 24, 2014
I was about 15 minutes away from the day's job, I was going to pull off my boot, walk in slip-on to the factory floor to check on the plasma cutting lads. I unlaced but just couldn't find my slip's other pair, so I dragged myself down boot on.

I came back up after inspection only to feel I had a stone locked in my boot ridge. All attempt to force it out by grinding it against the floor didn't work. And finally I took off my boot, looked under, only to find a molten metal had melted the sole and dug a hole 6mm dip.

Thanks to my boot. 1500 deg celcius metal would have eaten up my sole.

I would later find my slip on behind my shelf almost immediately after.

Career / Engineers, Share You Accidents Near-miss Esperience by oremisussan: 3:33pm On Oct 24, 2014
Hi mates,

Safety first - we know too well, yet accidents still happen (or almost do).

Let's share those near-misses at our stations. What protective gear broke the accident chain for you? What are the lessons learnt? And do advise us all.

NB: Pictures may not be bad, but uphold your secrecy oath to your employer (if you signed any) as best as you can.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ask Me Anything About Careers And Jobs In Dubai by oremisussan: 8:24pm On Oct 02, 2014
Hi Slim,

I have hands-on experience in the design and manufacture of armoured vehicles (combatant and non-combatant). I hear several armouring companies are springing up in the Emirate, please confirm (if you can).

And how best is it to get my resume acrosss to a few?
Education / Re: Unilag pg 2014 Discussion by oremisussan: 5:22pm On Sep 23, 2014
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Call 07083068377
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UACN Graduate Specialist 2014 Shortlisted Candidate For An Online Aptitude Test by oremisussan: 1:52pm On Aug 30, 2014
jpepper: So about this uac test am in a difficult situation,its on my sisters wedding and I am the chief bridesmaid.and to cap it all all wedding is in ib as my folks r ib based.now how do I take this test?does anyone have a test date that is not 6th of september?plus any useful email address that I can use to communicate with wfmc?Please this is an important matter and I am not interested in bickering words with anyone so no silly comments pls

Is that why you are confused?
Simple solution to simple challenge - FAMILY FIRST AFTER FAMILY AND THEN FAMILY.
A good investment (time and resources) in your FAMILY can buy you the whole of UAC.
Seek wisdom dear.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Of Nigeria Plc. Total Productive Maintenance (TPM) Trainee 2014 by oremisussan: 8:47pm On Aug 27, 2014
faith2ogesco: not speculation
Thanks. I later received mine.

Just to know please, was yours an outright regret mail (i.e, we will not continue with your application henceforth, bla bla bla) or a "application-on-hold" mail (i.e, we shall contact you if an opening comes up within 18 months, bla bla bla).

Kindly fill me in.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free Workforce Past Question And Answer by oremisussan: 8:38pm On Aug 27, 2014
oremisussan@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Of Nigeria Plc. Total Productive Maintenance (TPM) Trainee 2014 by oremisussan: 2:07pm On Aug 24, 2014
faith2ogesco: seems both TPM and SDS were finally contacted on fri
Speculation, right?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: flour mill nigeria. Re: Application For Skill Developmentscheme – Production by oremisussan: 9:27am On Aug 06, 2014
saintkash: am on my way to d venue.... who else is wit me?

Go get the best that you deserve.

You could ask for the phone number of any of your examiners so as to keep in touch. I wouldn't mind collecting from you thence.

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Career / Re: Chemical & Process Engineers Forum by oremisussan: 2:26pm On Aug 05, 2014
Good day to you Seniors,

I have a first degree in Chemical engineering but currently work as a Mechanical engineer in the automobile industry. I am liking my job and don't mind a career therein.

My fear, however, is academic progression. Will I ever be admitted to pursue a second degree in Mechanical engineering? UNILAG comes first to my mind.

If I don't get to be admitted, then will a much prolong stay on my present job and a "mismatched" academic qualification not pose an hindrance to career progression (job change) as I move on?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: flour mill nigeria. Re: Application For Skill Developmentscheme – Production by oremisussan: 11:01am On Aug 04, 2014
CaptJHMiller:
I am worse? grin grin
Dude did you see where they quote her and asked for info, did she drop any?
Did anybody quote me? I only received mails and I replied them with what I was told, gmat style. Anyways, I expect you to side with the lady. It's only natural.
Test way I never write them say make I give them info! grin whereas people that have written are around and refuse to say anything, one being this lady and na me b villain. Ok na.


She told me it's gmat style, something everyone has been waiting, check the other thread you will see it.


Go back and read the 1st and second mail I sent to her.

Just cz she's got a hole between her legs doesn't mean you shouldn't be objective. It's not cool

I'm tempted to ask: How old are you? You may choose not to answer, though.
Religion / What Do You Do With Jottings During Sermon? by oremisussan: 5:15pm On Aug 03, 2014
I see people seriously immersed in their jottings while Pastor preaches in Church. It's like the in-thing. Anyone not scribbling stuffs during service looks unserious, so I have learned to do so too but never do I go back to my jottings during the week.


Do you? Does anyone?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: flour mill nigeria. Re: Application For Skill Developmentscheme – Production by oremisussan: 3:56pm On Aug 03, 2014
This is what that guy called "no-worthy-to-share" info. Read from bottom up please.


Hi, thanks for the hints. Were you allowed calculator and the duration as well as how many questions please.

Thanks.

Sent from my HTC


----- Reply message -----
From: ****
To: ****
Subject: Flour Mills Skill Developmentscheme – Production
Date: Fri, Aug 1, 2014 15:18


First stage: 


GMAT styled numerical aptitude (word problems involving ratios, percentages, speed and so on)
GMAT styled verbal aptitude (Relationship between pairs of words. e.g: COMPUTER:: MONITOR, then some options follow)

Then some passages too to crack.


Hope those help.

Wish you the best.


Regards



On Friday, August 1, 2014 3:06 PM> wrote:



Sorry, was not never my intent.

I just got the maul yesterday abd from your post I gather you have goon through a number of processes. 

Please, for the first stage which I am going for next week, what is the kind of questions I should expect? GSE, GMAT, SHL?

How many questions? The time given? Those kind of things. Was calculator allowed?


Sent from my HTC


----- Reply message -----
From: ****
To: ****
Subject: Flour Mills Skill Developmentscheme – Production
Date: Fri, Aug 1, 2014 14:36


You misled me by quoting me.


Do ask your questions, all the same.



On Friday, August 1, 2014 2:32 PM> wrote:



Hello ****,

Sorry I don't know anything about the process, but I believe it will be well. You shall be amongst those rejoicing at the end of the process, God willing.

However, I have an invite for the same test, I was wondering if I can ask you for some basic info. Thanks


Sent from my HTC


----- Reply message -----
From: ****
To: *****
Subject: Flour Mills Skill Developmentscheme – Production
Date: Fri, Aug 1, 2014 12:53


Hi,


Saw your reply on a Nairaland thread with the above title.


You asked me to mail you.


I said I went through the same process up till interview stage a fortnight ago and haven't heard from them ever since.


You know what the latest is?



I guess what would have been good enough hint according to him was: The answers to questions 1 to 6 are D-A-B-C-A-A.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: flour mill nigeria. Re: Application For Skill Developmentscheme – Production by oremisussan: 3:52pm On Aug 03, 2014
CaptJHMiller:
Have I written the test? How can I share what I don't know? You vexed over my approach, I get it. Doesn't mean you should come here and say such. That's why you ignoring my mails.
Besides what's the much you shared with me apart from the fact you say it is gmat style? Is that what I will come and type here? Abeg chick park well.

I see. Everybody, please wait a moment, I will paste a copy of our email correspondence in my next post. Then you can tell whether this young man is truly what I called him. I will apologize to him if many of you think I was wrong.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: flour mill nigeria. Re: Application For Skill Developmentscheme – Production by oremisussan: 3:35pm On Aug 03, 2014
CaptJHMiller: Why this thread dry like this?

I am sorry but you come across like a bad fellow. Given the much I shared wuth you via email, nobody on this thread likely has the information you do as far as the forthcoming test is concerned, yet you come here not to share a bit of those but to cry about the thread being dry.

I sensed that trait from afar, and I pointed it out to you in my second email, remember?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: flour mill nigeria. Re: Application For Skill Developmentscheme – Production by oremisussan: 10:51am On Aug 01, 2014
saintkash: I just received this invite for a test with flour mill Nigeria... did anyone receive same? have u been there before? any idea on what to expect?

When is your test scheduled for?

I went through the same process up till interview stage a fortnight ago and haven't heard from them ever since.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by oremisussan: 12:45pm On Jul 29, 2014
excellentobanz: Got the same call 3days ago

Oh. I did pick the calls but couldn't hear a thing. Calls won't connect ever since.
Same apply to you?
Do you have pending "special" calls please?
Thanks for the response by the way.

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