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Politics / Re: Providing Good Governance Will Avert Military Coups, Tinubu Tells African Leader by oshom09(m): 11:03am On Dec 11, 2023 |
See mad man dey talk!. Are you leading by example?. Talk is too cheap abeg |
Crime / Re: Man Strangles Pregnant Wife To Death Over Delay In Opening Gate For Him by oshom09(m): 9:13am On Mar 09, 2023 |
Esu (devil) don use this one head break coconut. God abeg ooooo, help us not to make wrong choices in life and not to fall into temptation of Oga esu |
Fashion / Re: Woman's Before And After Makeup Transformation Will Leave You Speechless by oshom09(m): 6:29pm On Nov 16, 2020 |
This is pure assassination of facts |
Family / Re: Uncle Set To Divorce Wife After Plumber Removed 23 Condoms Blocking Our Toilet.. by oshom09(m): 5:54pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
How many condoms were yours from the trapped condoms ? She seems to be a philanthropist....... |
Food / Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by oshom09(m): 8:02am On May 16, 2020 |
Orgbeny abeg no go dey transmit another virus ooooo. We are yet to over COVID19 and yet you are eating EBOLA. If I hear say another virus came out in coming weeks, orgbeny I go report u. |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Physically Assaulted Me Over My Own Money !! Help!! by oshom09(m): 9:04am On May 15, 2020 |
Guy, that lady is your death trap. Becareful man... |
Politics / Re: Wike Declares Princewill Osaroejiji, Eleme PDP Youth Leader Wanted, N5M Bounty by oshom09(m): 10:53am On May 10, 2020 |
Is this Wike man a military man, firstly, he said they should auction the cars of people who violated his lock-down directives.... He later said he wants to demolish 2hotels and now he has declared someone wanted all within the space of 1week... Nyesom wike, military blood dey the guy body 1 Like |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Personalities On N1000 Note Wear Face-Masks As Artist Draws Note On The Wall by oshom09(m): 4:33pm On May 07, 2020 |
This is pure talent.... |
Politics / Re: Fresh $319m Abacha Loot In Uk, France - US by oshom09(m): 4:14pm On May 07, 2020 |
Chaii, all loots have been labelled to be stolen by Abacha, who unfortunately cannot defend himself. When some past presidents (1999-till date ) "old and die" , we shall till hear so and so stolen loots...... It's well oooo. Abacha, ur name have spoilt patapata, even if u didnt stole those monies!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Travel / Re: New BRT Seating Arrangement As Lagos Eases Lockdown On Monday (Video) by oshom09(m): 11:18am On May 03, 2020 |
Transport go sky-rocket tomorrow like anything. All these stupid conductor and driver go extort us tomorrow. We are definitely paying for the canceled seats.. Let us all stay safe and healthy. God bless us all |
Politics / Re: Fayemi Appoints Femi Adeoye As COVID-19 Ambassador After Refusing His Son Entry by oshom09(m): 9:47pm On May 01, 2020 |
glowingflame7: Oga, I am very sure u didn't read my comment with knowledge, if u do, u wouldn't comment and say 'it's simple common sense' I am sorry for over estimating your sense of reasoning, but I felt matured mind reads and comment here. In my comment sir, u can see I congratulated the man and blamed the boy for not listening to his father. I even presumed the man's deligency to work at his peak years. I was being sarcastic with my comment, and if u read with wisdom, u would understand it was a two-edged comment. I didn't condemn the man's actions. It was on point, I only expected him to have treated it with more consuiosness, it may bomrang at later years, if better care is not taken. Kindly apply common sense to understand my msg. Many thanks for quoting me. |
Politics / Re: Fayemi Appoints Femi Adeoye As COVID-19 Ambassador After Refusing His Son Entry by oshom09(m): 4:57pm On Apr 30, 2020 |
Omo, this man is principled to the core Sha... Also, the boy stubborn die, the father told him to stay for Lagos (more state at risk) but the boy no gree.... The boy after isolation and quarantine needs to confirm if the man is actually is father oooo. Yoruba proverb, omo eni eburu kaaa leh fun ekun paje. I.e one child cannot be so unruly that the parent will feed him to the lion or tiger... The man go tough doing his active years ooooo. If this type of man no see fire extinguisher for your car, nah to carry your car go office ooo.... Ok oooo. God forbid, if the man con old and old age sickness con dey disturb ham, the forbidden child con tell am say make he go meet state government to treat am unkoh... Abi, the boy con hammer forget his father who denied him doing epidemic... People go talk say nah yeye boy. Ok,oooo just thinking aloud. Congrats on his new appointment, my power to his veins. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Can Africa Afford Lockdowns? - Charles Soludo by oshom09(m): 3:48pm On Apr 24, 2020 |
It is a generally known fact that "talk is cheap'. It cost absolutely nothing to talk or sit down at the corner of your house to test one of the basic skills you learnt at your primary education level 'writing skill'.... I must honestly admit the fact that Prof Soludo has written well, while, also acknowledging the fact that our country administrators are stereotype, incompetent goats and they don't have believe in their own problem solving abilities, or better still, they lack wisdom and knowledge. In the Bible, it is written that "my people perish because they lacked basic knowledge". Or should we say our leaders have knowledge but lack wisdom and understanding. Happenings in Africa have revealed that 'black race' is either cursed and/or designed albinitio to fail as a continent. No doubt, Africa as a continent has produced and still birthing great minds, intellectuals, sound and great thinkers, strategical and analyst. However, why has Africa refused to develop and solve her problems, it remains a rhetorical question?... Copy and paste has mastered our life, even the newer generation sees it as their best option, templates saves u from thinking and makes you dump !! Prof Charles Soludo has honestly given us a great piece/article. I so much cherish is writing skills, it is best to none. However, I will like to ask these questions, does he think the low thinking commercial drivers are ready to spend money to disinfect their buses on a daily basis ? most drivers I know in Nigeria are only ready to drive 32people to Oshodi with no tire in front and no brake.. A Nigeria commercial driver once drove me and 17 others from Ife to Lagos without brake and no extra tire. Thank God the unfortunate did not happen that day. This hoodlums will only help spread the virus. In a recent Video, 'I am not being tribalistic here', I have never being enslaved by tribalism and never will I, I saw a clown from the nothern part of Nigeria washing his hands in a bowl/bailer and he drank it, he said corona-drivus (has coined by some Nigerian's) cannot infect him as it is not real. Let us assume corona virus is an abstract virus, is it normal for a sane person in a sane world to drink such water....... (Recently some people died in the northern part of the country via an unknown ailment or disease. I wouldn't want to dwell too much on that as it is subject matter for another day) These people will spread the virus if government had not compulsuried the lock-down at the early stage. I still feel the lock-down was a proactive measure. Although, our government should be blamed for not immediately closing international borders, isolating foreigners and immigrants when the news of the virus sprung up. We know prevention is much and much cheaper than cure. The issue of poor governance of the country by our rulers has surely been over flogged in the past by several scholars, despite that, situation kept worsening. My other comments based on my Soludo resolution; 1. Our local herbs can no doubt solve the problem if our local herbs specialist research on it. But how many people would have contacted it and get killed by this contagious virus. The herbs wouldn't be immediate thing, so we actually needed the lock down to flatten the curve at its early stage. Not the best for our Nation at this point in time, but not a bad tool either..... If I may ask, when last did Mr Soludo sips our local herbs last, I doubt it, foreign hospital will not let them dare it. I believe the virus is getting to it peak (14-30days) in the country that is while we are recording more cases on daily basis. I expect it to start dropping drastically in few days by God's grace. 2. Assuming Mr Soludo is our president, I doubt if he would have done better or suggested more sustainable approach at its early stage in the country. Records reveals that he was once in power, the rest is history... 3. Can face mask flatten the curve when we have so many clowns in the country who woudnt listen to simple instructions? Our people are too stubborn. I stand to be corrected, in Nigeria, more than 30percent of people who knows they have CoVid-19 are looking at ways of spreading it to more people"we die together mentality". 4. Assuming the lock-down was not put in place and the virus struck the company so bad like Italy, God forbid, I know people will still write that "Our government has refused to learn from Western world", they will questions, why have we refused to lock down?.... In whatever ways, government will surely be at the receiving end !!!!! 5. Mr Soludo has a point and government should tap from some of his recommendations. 6. Mr Soludo, I am sure u are spending wisely some of our national treasurer u stole then. It is well with our soul To cut the whole thing... Government needs to carryout more test daily and invest heavily on health sector. This virus is surely an eye opener to what we should still be expecting in later years. "Viruses keeps resurfacing every 4/5years' We need to get ready for situations like this and avoid to be caught of guard always. I am sure the Western world would see more of positives in this trying period than negative. We should imbibe this and prepare for the future... As u lay your bed, nah so u go sleep untop am. |
Celebrities / Re: Michy Shatta: Slippers-Breasts On GMAA2016 Red Carpet Is Shatta Wale's Wife by oshom09(m): 10:19am On Jun 28, 2016 |
lol.... I can't just stop laughing.... well, the guy sagged the breast so he can't eat his cake and have it... the lady as been with him for 17yrs,....so it quite visible to the blind the guy played a vital role in destroying that breast......... my only advice is that next time she should try and cover her shame well, it not pleasing to the eyes anymore... |
Travel / Re: Train Crushes 3 Persons In Ilorin (photo) by oshom09(m): 10:55am On Dec 21, 2015 |
1000 ways to die....... |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Discrimination Of HND Holders, Equating Them With Bsc Third Class. by oshom09(m): 8:58pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Discrimination Of HND Holders, Equating Them With Bsc Third Class. by oshom09(m): 8:51pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
fratermathy: Good writeup bro, but I equally disagree with some of your points(differentiating points) in respective of how sweet u made it look like with your big oyinbo's......lol But honestly speaking have promised myself not to comments or say anything relating to the dichotomy and stigmatization between the 2 certificates.... I went to a polytechnic and graduated untop of my class some years back and I later decided to go back to the university after my Nysc to prevent and avoid being a subject of criticism of the egocentric BSC graduates... I have tested the 2 higher institution and I can easily points out the weak points of both. Whetter u believe it or not, Universities are only enjoying probably the past glory of the hard worked forefathers......if I want to grade the new generation of university lecturers and curriculum u claimed to be well equipped,..... Oga, na sorry case... I have particularly corrected professors guffing in classroom many times, professor get confused in class and their counterpart doctors fumbling in class........Although nobody is an island of knowledge, if yes,then they shouldn't make university graduate one. when I got admitted, the so called university undergraduate respect me a lot and even till now (thanks to God), because they know what God as down in my life by attending polytechnic and they yell for the knowledge they cannot acquire from the google downloaded crammed materials which they eventually forget after exams because I noticed professors want a replicate of what they gave u...... u also claimed they have facilities, I know u meant outdated and scrap facilities of the oldies... (I can see how the theories we lent in the university have been put to practice, u can see how we are designing aeroplanes and the likes) I wouldn't talk about polytechnic feebles /advantages, since all have the believe that polytechnics are useless and have nothing to offer technically nor practically... I will only advice the polytechnic graduate to get a DE form like i did and go and do what they do in the university to safe yourself from any dichotomy and embarrassment from Nigeria's university graduate..... Discrimination is part of this word and safe yourself from one.......... we have tribalism racism sexism and the likes...... save yourself from one |
Romance / Re: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by oshom09(m): 2:07pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
hmmm Bros, this your story eeehn, he get as he be shaaaaa........ but I seems not to understand something, why are girls flocking around you everywhere even away from the neighborhood u grew up, u must be handsome extremely and have unspotted skin..... Anyhow sha, u slept with her on the long-run and u are now feeling remorseful after excessing your muscles... OK ooo oooo if it is your manhood that will make u sin, cut it off......... But bro, u said she came back and laid on the bed and u were busy watching film.... Did she drag u to bed or called u to sleep on the same bed with her..... bros, agbere dey your mind, U started the action yourself and not her because she no invite u come bed........ Dagrin song (kondo) ....listen to the song u will understand better lol........ 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: Temi Omolabake Corper Who Died In An Auto-crash Last Night by oshom09(m): 1:11pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
RIP |
Education / Re: RIP: Sunkanmi A Part One Student Of OAU Inter Rel. by oshom09(m): 10:11am On Oct 15, 2015 |
RIP |
Politics / Re: See How Lagosians Struggle To Get To Their Destinations After Heavy Rainfall by oshom09(m): 3:23pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
they should buy boat na or canon or government should provide overhead bridge for them... lol |
Family / Re: Graphic Photos: Man Bites Off Another Man's Lower Lip Over Woman In Delta State by oshom09(m): 3:16pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
This is nothing but triple punishment for the so called husband... 1) An intruder came into your house and slept with your wife on your matrimonial bed...(like dog style, adult style, anal sex etc) O'shit 2)The husband lower lips was totally ribbed off in the struggle against the doyandoyan(the fucker) **the vampire story"” 3)The husband was left in pains, culprit went free, husband have to pay for hospital bill, wife slept with*##### hmmm, this is unfair.......... Pele ooo (mumooora till judgement day) someone came to your house, slept with your wife for your house and again con beat you again for your home, lobatan... this world is coming to an end |
Business / Re: Please Advice Me!!! What Business Can I Start With 50k? by oshom09(m): 2:21pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
Honestly speaking, comments here sounds very funny and even the ex-corper should have tried to save more than the 50k.... Am aware u collect 200naira short of 20k per month and also at your PPA they will give u nothing less than 5k except u served in an outskirt or cattle rearing town........ Back to your question... it just a pity that is only a country like Nigeria someone will have 50k and still lack business idea because we believe the value of naira is nothing to write home about... however, I wouldn't say is far from the truth, but u can still get something done with that iota.... Business idea 1)Have u thought of laundering business: honestly speaking u don't need much to start a laundering business, with 50k u can get---- Iron, small washing machine, ironing board and detergent for a start, however to thrive in this business, your marketing skill has to be high because u must attract corporate customers and not customers like yourself....(light is also very important, but thanks to GMB tenure, light as improved) 2)Have u ever thought of opening a barbing saloon?? if not, it doesn't cost much to open one....(u buy a clipper or 2(5k) , Generator (I pass my neighbor, chair (fairly use) and a shop)... location determines your daily returns 3)if u are close to any institution or citadel of learning--- just buy a photocopier, 12-15k computer set, and I pass my neighbour (generator)... u go blow soon or on the other hand 3(2) or ( u start frying egg and bread or cooking indomie with egg for students, its a very lucrative job in unilag, don't know about any other school) now funny 4) u can start frying Puff-puff and egg roll with bean cake at night 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Unilag Gate Shut Down By Students Over Infestation Of Bedbugs.*pics by oshom09(m): 12:05pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
dacovajnr: no weapon fashion against me shall prosper........ God touch my anointing and do my prophet no harm... The bible said it all I shall curse those who cursed u and do unto them their thought towards u..... may your thought and your curse repel back to u and your family in million folds has I am the son of the most high, for what is bound on earth shall be bound in heaven thank you Jesus for your words |
Education / Re: Unilag Gate Shut Down By Students Over Infestation Of Bedbugs.*pics by oshom09(m): 9:09am On Sep 29, 2015 |
[quote author=dacovajnr post=38481861]. Oops! I now I understand..you so pained coz you're also a student of Maulag...perhaps the one of the mattresses in doze pics is actually yours..like I had told the other mugcunt who quoted me..i had xpected you to show your level of stupidity and ignorance by saying I have no formal knowledge in eduction and m glad you didn't disappoint me...bydway..Your No 3 is so on point Mr Dunce* and Mind you m a LoneRanger of No clan..Roger?Quote me again,you commit suicide before Xmas[ hmmm, bravo...... your comment is so barbaric and it sucks like your ass!!!!! maulag or unilag or whatsoever name u call it.. the school remains one of top 4 university in Nigeria (check webometric or other related website)....the Bible said it all ( people like u perish because of lack of knowledge)... So sad u are still living in the past and commenting like that of odds..... 2) waoh, you acknowledged and reasoned well with the quality of my write up, hmmm flattered, that what quality education do in lives of educated men and women........... but reverse is the case has to your own comment, lack of modern and formal education just keeps dulling your brain cells and illetracy keeps flaunting out your mental degradation.... U are just an slowpoke 3)plz call on an educated person to explain what a clan means and stop exposing your shallow thought and ignorance...... I still maintain you are a disgrace to your clan and our nation.. (that should give u a clue, u clueless bitch ) 4) while use Mr dunce already flaunted out by me, plz go through a dictionary and get another word(u can use a whole year searching for it for all I care, u clown) and are u indirectly telling me u are planning to commit suicide b4 Xmas,...... hmmm, well it better for u to end your miserable and meaningless life than constituting a public disgrace to your family, so sure your parent are regretting your existence.... plz do them a favour and Nigerian's good by ending it.......... rest in peace to the dead 5)As for the mattress we paid for Accommodation and the school management should give us habitable one...(value for your money)......... Go see a psychiatrist u nincompoop I respect all polytechnic graduate and I will always do I rest my case /quote] |
Education / Re: Unilag Gate Shut Down By Students Over Infestation Of Bedbugs.*pics by oshom09(m): 11:30pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
dacovajnr: soro niyen....... o yaaa me lenu oooo Oga Ade, plz try and re-adjust the position of your brain b4 typing rubbish here or get some educated and elite persons around u to read your comment b4 making it public.... 1)if u are not a dunce or a nuisance u wouldn't say your dog sleeps on a better mattress than we do here and moreover do u expect students to bring mattress from home to the hostel ( pls make use of your brain) 2)Mr dullard, u said u are not a student and never a student---- hmm, so sad that in this 21th century an illetrate like u still exist.... Mr, is better for u to go get a GCE form and go to school so u can be inclined with knowledge and better reasoning than your present state.(u are such a disgrace to your clan) 3)I don't have any problem with polytechnic graduates, they are good and it just unfortunate our government is sick and lack foresight to realize polytechnic is a very good place to acquire technical and practical knowledge......... Am proud to be a polytechnic graduate and equally happy to be a university student.... |
Education / Re: Unilag Gate Shut Down By Students Over Infestation Of Bedbugs.*pics by oshom09(m): 9:32am On Sep 28, 2015 |
waoh at last.... have been waiting patiently for a day like this to come to past. Most of you nairalander wouldn't understand the damage all these bedbugs do to my skin each night and it so bad that u see bedbugs sleeping inside your shoe waiting curiously for u to put your legs inside the pairs. I remembered a friend of mine killed this so-called pest in his private part, it an endemic situation in Unilag and I also killed a bedbug in my office this morning, am so sure I transported the bedbug unknowingly.. the school management should please do something about this chronic situation b4 these bedbugs start spreading a dangerous virus than Ebola. I rest my case... |
Family / Re: My Husband ‘fingers’ Our Daughters While Bathing Them: Wife Tells Judge by oshom09(m): 10:05am On Sep 25, 2015 |
i cant correlate the man's defense to the wife's accusation, different reasons given by the couple for dissolution of their so called marriage(1) my husband sometimes stays at home to *finger* our children and get paid (2) my wife steals government properties and bring them home for usage. hmmmmmm... however the man is a dog for molesting his own heirs, he needs psychiatrist attention....... 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: See What Ayo Fayose Was Spotted Doing Today At A Market In Ikere-ekiti.. Photos by oshom09(m): 10:16pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
This man is only seeking for public recognition and want his name to appear each day on the newspaper.. Was it not just yesterday a civil servant was prostrating to him as if he is the newly crowned Ooni of Ife? I can't stop laughing because of this clown |
Politics / Re: Oil Theft: NNPC To Deploy Drones In Nigeria’s Territorial Waters by oshom09(m): 8:48pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
I just hope the drones wouldn't be the one's to hire vandalizer to divert the oil pipelines... Lol I can't stop laughing !!!!! |
Crime / Re: Man Jailed 5 Years For Setting Pregnant Woman Ablaze; Photo by oshom09(m): 6:58pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
Laws of this nation are obsolete and highly eroded, I think our parliament needs to revisit these laws and recapture it to suite the modern requirements and due punishments should be encapsulated in the reform... how can the law of 1970's still be quoted and still in force in 2015? what the Bleep?? our laws are not well furnished, big sin little punishment.. that idiot should be sued for attempted murder of 2 and shouldn't spend less than 80years imprisonment. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Prince Of Ile-Ife Barrister Adedamola Aderemi Spotted With Gov. El-Rufai(Pic) by oshom09(m): 12:28pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
luvprince4real:[quote author=ogbonti post=37346738] shoro niyen.... u need health rehabilitation as u are suffering from a chronic brain degradation... I Noh u must have been from the lineage of slaves for u to know what it takes to be a slave.... I don't want to be tribalistic here and don't let your illetrate comment trigger me up...... |
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