ATLIEN2027:
IPOB terrorists masquerading as Zombidient obi diotic fools.

You are very foolish. You will remain frustrated in life

Akwamkpuruamu:
Just went into the Bush to cut some trees to stake my ugu vegetable. I saw this and lucky enough we killed it.

As you can see, it's a big lunch in the pipeline.

Make una come join me, make we prepare am

I'm still waiting to see the sauce

Pwettylinda:
Them don insert broom stick for this one urethra with that excruciating pain he go confess na them no born you well

Exactly my thought. Maybe this is also staged

And who gave them the military camouflafe?

luizpippo:
The notorious bandit's leader terrorizing the northwestern part of the country, Bello Turji has continued to evade capture and attack remote villages and communities of Zamfara, Sokoto, Niger and Katsina state. His recent pictures have surfaced in which he was captured wearing military camouflage while his gang members flanked him welding sophisticated machine guns.

Another factor that may capture people's attention is how the infamous bandit sat comfortably on a plastic chair wearing military camouflage. His boldness and audacity to challenge the security forces are worrisome considering the poor living status of his criminal empire.

Bello Turji has led several attacks on Zamfara communities in the year 2021 which resulted in serious economic degradation and humanitarian crisis in the state and its neighbouring communities. This prompted the federal government to deploy additional security personnel to tackle the atrocities of the bandits.

Banditry has become one of the major security challenges being faced in the northwest. There are several bandits groups terrorising the region but the security forces were able to neutralise many of these criminals. However, Bello Turji and some of his gang members remained at large.

(Photo Credit: Rariya Hausa Newspaper

AmancalledGod:
Good morning friend's, please i really need an urgent answer to this, thou for now I'm still staying with my people (parent's) pls is it proper for a friend to carry a woman to your parent's house to sleep over obviously to have sex with the girl, when your parent's is not around. He has be begging me to allow him come over with the girl.

I have agreed shaa, but I'm still thinking of it if i could have a change of mind.

This new year, you guys have started with SEX

How do these pple make this money

Babtech001:

State001:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CYKkM_ZMgU7/?utm_medium=copy_link

Aunty, @35 all you can think of is to naked

jaybenugo:
Big Brother Naija star, Tega Dominic has stated that she is looking forward to having a better year in 2022, IgbereTV reports.

The reality TV star who stated that she had disappointments, failures and achievements in 2021 said she has accepted all her mistakes, and that she is now starting the year 2022 on a clean slate.

In 2021, Nigerians criticized the mother-of-one for having a romantic relationship with her fellow Big Brother Naija housemate, Boma Akpore, while in the show. Eventhough she later explained that her relationship with Boma was acted and not real, many Nigerians still didn't believe her.

Taking to her Instagram handle on the night of 31st December, 2021, Tega wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CYKQKPTuq7b/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Where is the slate

I dedicate this FTC to my lovely family

The Kano State Hisbah Commander, Sheikh Harun Ibn Sina has said that they will invite the parents of Miss Shatu Garko, winner of the Miss Nigeria beauty pageant, to discuss the reason(s) behind her participation in the pageant.

“We (Hisbah) have confirmed that Shatu Garko is a Muslim from Kano State and her parents come from Garko Local Government Area. Kano is a Sharia state and this is why we won’t allow the matter to go like that.

“We will invite the parents to talk to them about the actions of their daughter and the fact that what she did was illegal in Islam in case they don’t know so that she won’t continue on that path and other girls will not copy her,” Ibn Sina told BBC News Pidgin.

Native Reporters

JackDaAlienz:
In the Eyes of God, Bobrisky is a Saint
God does not discriminate, He loves the sinner NOT THE SIN
Gays are still humans.
God can use anybody to change your life
You next helper in life might be gay
So because of you hate gay, u miss your blessing.

God taught us not to judge
God can use bobrisky to change the life of an orphan.
The doctor that did surgery that saved ur father or mother might be gay.

God is not human so dont expect God to think the way mere humans think.
God loves us all equally, because we are made in HIS IMAGE

Says a gay

Semlese72:
Too bad

Chat me bro.

07066217648

Moferere:
They should face the music.
Simple

Keep kwayet

Dear Nairalanders, see what my new gf prepared for me.

[s]I'm quitting the relationship ASAP[/s]

Will I Ever Marry Like This?

Dear Diary
21-11-2021.
10: 58 Am

Though i take proud in my bachelorhood, there are people's daughter i'm eying religiously. Since attraction moved from height, biceps and muscles to the weight of a man's pocket, it has never been easy for my gender who are still at the lower level of the ladder - needless to talk about those of us insisting on some inbuilt specifications like common sense.

Nevertheless, man must push.

Just like David patrolled his upper court and sighted Bathsheba; i patrolled my neighborhood this Sunday morning and sighted a lady i have always craved her indulgence.

Unlike Bathsheba, she wasn't bathing but tottering to refill her gas. I waited for our eyes to meet and when it did happened; I launched my first attack; i flashed her a quick smile.

She mirrored my behaviour.

"Can i help you with that?" I asked still smiling.

"Yes, please!" She responded.

That was the beginning of my omen.

I carried her blue 12kg cylinder exactly the way i suspect Arsenal club would carry any trophy if they ever get close to one.

I trashed that 'One Step at a time' rule of engagement and went all out to pour my heart. The connection was quick that before we arrived the gas filling point, we were already bonding like Lai Mohammed and his inseparable affection to lies - read as Lai's.

She said it was mutual.

"Oga welcome." A middle aged man greeted.

"Good Morning." We responded.

After a brief chitchat, he began refilling the cylinder and i continued my love sermon. Her depth amazed me. I already felt that relationship vibe not until the man beckoned on me that he was done.

There was this momentary pause then i realized that the society awaits me to prove myself a man and consolidate my love.

Aunty acted oblivious of the moment and continued with our gist - I played along.

Again, the man called.

"Oga, your money na 10,800naira. 1kg na 900. Na you dey pay or your madam." He asked

I couldn't tell if it was the annoyance about the hiking of gas price or the assumption of us as couples or Jessica's silence over the payment that set me off. I ranted about gas price hiking, APC, Buhari, Nigerian politicians and a background story of how i just began talking to the lady few minutes ago and about to spend 10, 800naira.

This country will not drive me insane.

Jessica paid for her gas and insisted she has to carry her cylinder.

Right now, i don't know how to resume the Love Sermon with Jessica.

E no go better for this administration.

©CHUKS-OSSYLA (2021)

Manchester United Manager Ole Gunner Solskjear has been relieved of his duty as Manchester United coach. The United Board confirms this.


Source: https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12438017/ole-gunnar-solskjaer-sacked-by-manchester-united-after-watford-defeat

Dear Niaralanders,
Who has gotten alert on the ongoing N-POWER Batch C program or is it from my bank.
Most beneficiaries are crying so loud of non receipt of their stipends while others deemed the alert as scam.

Please help...

Davash222:

This is where your problem lies...

Why do you believe she's a good woman?

It's easier to see chilled water in Hell than to meet a good Nigerian girl.

What are you saying?

[soon, pple will start eating their fellow man's meat

This man will probably be masturbating with Tontolet pictures

Pray[b][/b]

[[s]quote author=Mercychen post=107497170]They are little children. So it's natural for her to care for them more than an adult whos already old enough to take care of himself. So it's not a matter of preference.

Shiting attention to the kids most time is not always a deliberate act by the woman because if you view this from a neutral angle, you'll agree with me that, a child can not be crying either because it's feeling irritated or hungry, while the mother is there caressing the fathers head just to show she cares about him .that would be unreasonable of her. In fact, it's you the husband that will shout at her to go and tend to the baby.

The only thing I think the mothers can do to strike a balance, is by making it up to daddy (at night) when everyone has gone to bed as that is when they can have time alone together. And daddy too should learn to exercise patience till that time.



[/quote][/s]

Nice resolve

Enegbani001:
I have not been able to log into my dashboard since morning. Anyone else experiencing this?

You can Log in now

gasparpisciotta:
See what my workers killed at a project site somewhere in Lagos.

2 scary black cobras were killed and 4 scorpions were caught and lucky to be released on my instructions

This must be Lala's Land.
Laland.

YoungDaNaval:
3,2,1 go!

You just killed and ate komodo dragon, pray you didn't eat the head.

This is serious

just2endowed:


If the tongue of a comodo dragon touches someone leg, that individual will die within few minutes. The dragon tongues is filled with world deadliest bacteria and its expremely poisonous. It can fall a full grown elephant with just a bite. Eating the dragon, hmmmm na disease you go dey eat