Career / Re: Tax Experts, How Much Is He Supposed To Receive At The End Of The Month? by Osyxcel(m): 5:03pm On Feb 29 |
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Career / Re: Tax Experts, How Much Is He Supposed To Receive At The End Of The Month? by Osyxcel(m): 4:34pm On Feb 29 |
Modified:
Based on the supplied information and considering the Finance Act 2020:
Assumption: Employee pension contribution is based on minimum of 8% of Basic+Housing+Transport.
Effective tax rate is 7.45% Monthly take home is #117,794.8 PAYE is #10,088.54 Pension deduction is #7,533,33
Monthly pension remittance (Employer+Employee) is #16,950
Net leave allowance is #60,157.50
Note: Actual monthly gross income is 1,803,000 less (113,000+65,000) = 1,625,000/12 = #135,416.67. |
Food / Re: Pick One Amongst These Homemade Meals. by Osyxcel(m): 7:39pm On Dec 06, 2023 |
I'll take the "Memory, you're my sunshine." |
Romance / Re: Google Is Spying More Than You Know (pics) by Osyxcel(m): 10:03pm On Dec 02, 2023 |
This is simple prediction/suggestion.
You're not the only person looking for a chapter/verse in Proverbs. What this means is that of all the chapters in Proverbs, chapter 31 is the most commonly searched on Google. 4 Likes |
Properties / Re: Lady Damages Her Apartment After Landlord Refused To Refund Her Caution Fee by Osyxcel(m): 4:07pm On Nov 27, 2023 |
unbiased2021:
You’re saying nonsense. Caution fee is refundable and the landlord knew this before asking her to pay
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In my previous apartment, I went above and beyond to maintain and even improve its condition. I repainted, repaired minor damages, and upgraded the lighting fixtures to better ones that suited my taste. Despite these efforts and living there for nearly two years, my landlord refused to return my caution payment of 150k when I moved out. This was particularly unjust since I left the apartment in a better state than when I moved in, with high-quality fittings.
I completely empathize with the woman's actions in a similar situation. Although I didn't resort to damaging the property like she did, her actions seem justified given the circumstances.
Also, a side note on landlords' overreach: mine tried to claim my chandelier, which I had brought from my previous residence. Thankfully, I had pictures as proof of ownership. To be honest, that apartment looks neat. It's obvious the tenant didn't damage things in the house and she probably spent money in improving the apartment. The landlord should have refunded her. While I empathize with the woman, I do not support the malicious destruction of the installations. 1 Like |
Phones / Re: There's Only One Phone In Nigeria With 4K Camera (and It's Just 30k) by Osyxcel(m): 3:16am On Sep 17, 2023 |
What exactly is the purpose of this thread? Are you selling the phone?
The last phone LeEco made was in 2017 (this one was made in 2016) and stuck on Android 6 which Apps are increasingly no longer supporting.
Are you saying people should buy a support-lacking Chinese phone of 7 years just because it's a cheap 4k shooter below #100k?
Samsung S7 of the same year, with better hardware also shoots 4k and had better support, is also less than #100k. 1 Like |
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Osyxcel(m): 7:36am On Dec 30, 2022 |
Ab025: My Redmi note 9s has been stuck on bootloop for a week now....just showing "Redmi" and restarting every second on its own. except when I plug it with the charger directly to a power source that it finally moves to homepage.
Please who can help me out... I have tried everything but no success so far. Did you update to MIUI 13 recently? Experienced same last week after I updated to MIUI 13 2 weeks ago. Prior to that, the battery showed no signs of deterioration. I didn't want to jump into conclusion it's the update, so I believed it's just a coincidence and that the battery has failed. I had to replace the battery, when the original battery was removed, everything looked okay with no signs of swelling. You can tell your technician to disconnect and reconnect the battery and see if that works. If not, just replace the battery. |
Health / Re: She Has Fibroid, Can She Attempt A Vaginal Delivery? by Osyxcel(m): 10:41pm On Nov 12, 2022 |
@Zikkie.
So sorry for your loss. May her soul rest in peace.
How are you and the kids?
Good to hear from you. |
Food / Re: The Food I Bought For 2900. Pics. by Osyxcel(m): 10:07pm On Nov 10, 2022 |
ObalendeCMS: I know it’s Lagos. Please which part of Lagos is this? SS @ Alagomeji, Yaba. 8 Likes |
Education / Re: UNIMAID Teaching Hospital Spends ₦67 Million On Diesel Monthly - CMD by Osyxcel(m): 2:28am On Jul 25, 2022 |
emmaak2:
He said 5 generators 100 litres each can run 24hra for all of them Sir 500 litres daily Oga. 100 litres cannot run a 60/80KVA generator under full load for 24 hours, not to talk bigger generators. Also consider that the generators may not be new, thereby fuel consumption may be higher. 1 Like |
Education / Re: UNIMAID Teaching Hospital Spends ₦67 Million On Diesel Monthly - CMD by Osyxcel(m): 8:30pm On Jul 24, 2022 |
07kjb:
Seems u don't know what 100liters of diesel is
It means 2 fifty full CANS OF DIESEL, HOW CAN A SOUND PROOF FINISH THAT IN 24HOURS? You're the one who doesn't know what 100 litres of diesel is. I work where we buy litres of diesel in thousands on a monthly basis, and we consume tens on a daily basis and over 100 litres when there's power outage for hours or days. 1 Like |
Education / Re: UNIMAID Teaching Hospital Spends ₦67 Million On Diesel Monthly - CMD by Osyxcel(m): 7:56pm On Jul 24, 2022 |
peacevilla: This is really possible. Most people doubt this figure because they are not in such a system. I m working in an environment where we're using 1900 to 2100 liters of diesel in 24hrs if there is no supply from PHCN. Same way big hospitals like university teaching hospitals need 24/7 light as well. Imagine if there is no light for almost a whole month and they're running big diesel generators. In fact, I don't doubt it considering the diesel price now, though there may be an element of stealing which is everywhere even when the diesel was cheap. May God help us in this country. Things are really bad. A lot of people are ignorant because they do not have experience with such systems. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: UNIMAID Teaching Hospital Spends ₦67 Million On Diesel Monthly - CMD by Osyxcel(m): 7:55pm On Jul 24, 2022 |
The truth is that while there may be some elements of corruption in the report, actual cost spent on diesel may not be far from what was stated.
Teaching hospitals are usually very big and depending on the capacity, and quantities of generators being used, load requirements, as well as the number of hours the gens are being run for, the hospital may be using tens/hundreds of litres of diesel on hourly basis.
Diesel is averagely #800-850 per litre, so if the University runs on gen upwards of 20hrs, they may be spending an equivalent of #1.2-1.5m or even #2m on a daily basis. |
Education / Re: UNIMAID Teaching Hospital Spends ₦67 Million On Diesel Monthly - CMD by Osyxcel(m): 7:45pm On Jul 24, 2022 |
emmaak2:
100 litres each on each generator will run 24hrs 500 litres daily 500"800= 400,000 400,000*32=12million monthly So average of 7-12 mill bro 100 ltrs for a generator for 24 hrs? Are we talking about 15 or 20kva generator here? |
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Osyxcel(m): 12:32pm On Jun 21, 2022 |
pat077: is oraimo a good one? Thinking of getting the 20000mah, don't know if it will charge my note 10 well If you get the original one, you're good. It's also better to get the one with fast charging. |
Business / Re: Facts About Dud Cheque by Osyxcel(m): 10:04am On Jun 04, 2022 |
kelechiodo:
Pls someone issued me a cheque in a hurry without opening it and the bank bounced it. I've been calling him to open the cheque but he refused. Can I take him to efcc on the basis of dud cheque. This matter has lingered for 3 years. Unfortunately I'm no longer staying in the same town with him. The cheque must have been stale by now, if not, I would have said you should pay it into your account (may have to go through clearing). |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Part Of My Allowee by Osyxcel(m): 5:03pm On May 07, 2022 |
Ezendimmuo: Good day guys... I am a Corper serving in Rivers state... My girlfriend has been asking me when we would get paid as of last month... Well We got paid on Thursday.. She was asking me when I was going to give her her share... Mind you.. This Rivers state government doesn't pay corpers.. Even my PPA doesn't pay... I have to manage 33k in a strange land...which I why I actually ventured into side hustles... Just this week alone... I have sent her like 3k... She became upset when I told her we'll discuss how much I'd give her later... She said she didn't wanna talk tor and started giving me cold answers... I respectfully hung up..
Am I selfish![](/faces/huh.png) No! You're not selfish. But if you think you are, then you're foolish. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (2 - 2) On 7th May 2022 by Osyxcel(m): 4:57pm On May 07, 2022 |
This draw is on Werner, Havertz and Tuchel... ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) 7 Likes 1 Share |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (2 - 2) On 7th May 2022 by Osyxcel(m): 4:56pm On May 07, 2022 |
Wolves really deserve the draw. 12 Likes 1 Share |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (2 - 2) On 7th May 2022 by Osyxcel(m): 4:48pm On May 07, 2022 |
Edoblakky: So Tuchel makes a change and it's Sarr of all people I think it's because that left side has completely collapsed. Saul is not effective there. 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (2 - 2) On 7th May 2022 by Osyxcel(m): 4:45pm On May 07, 2022 |
Sarr?? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (2 - 2) On 7th May 2022 by Osyxcel(m): 4:41pm On May 07, 2022 |
Tuchel needs to bring in Mount now. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (2 - 2) On 7th May 2022 by Osyxcel(m): 4:23pm On May 07, 2022 |
kingyakos:
Ogbonor mix Chelsea don serve you with garri ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (2 - 2) On 7th May 2022 by Osyxcel(m): 4:17pm On May 07, 2022 |
Lukakuuuuuuuuu! Goal! It's 2-nil! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (2 - 2) On 7th May 2022 by Osyxcel(m): 4:16pm On May 07, 2022 |
Werner is a mad man ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (2 - 2) On 7th May 2022 by Osyxcel(m): 3:52pm On May 07, 2022 |
kingyakos:
Chelsea don chop ogbonor No be Ogbonnor, na Okro ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (2 - 2) On 7th May 2022 by Osyxcel(m): 3:18pm On May 07, 2022 |
Chelsea will win 3-1. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (2 - 2) On 7th May 2022 by Osyxcel(m): 3:16pm On May 07, 2022 |
Tb222: Chelsea I'll dominate possession as usual , play well in the first half, loose lot of chances, get back in the second half concede a silly goal, try to equalize but I'll fail, wolves takes the three points, this I have seen. You're seeing rubbish! Walahi! ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) 1 Like |
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Osyxcel(m): 8:54pm On Apr 30, 2022 |
tellsblinks: This May made my REDMI NOTE 7 4 years old.
You guys should join me and celebrate... Honestly I still think Rn7 is the best phone Xiaomi ever produced. In price and in spec 3 years you mean? 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole To Declare For President Today (Photo) by Osyxcel(m): 8:18am On Apr 29, 2022 |
Taja teran just dey declare. All of them wan cash out. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Celebrities / Re: Chinedu Nwadike Dies In Abuja Hospital by Osyxcel(m): 9:24pm On Mar 27, 2022 |
PossibleG: someone just told me this , the thief on the right hand side of Jesus Christ when he was crucified. For clarification read Luke 23 and Mathew 27. Well, the thief showed genuine repentance and Jesus decided to have compassion on him. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Chinedu Nwadike Dies In Abuja Hospital by Osyxcel(m): 9:03pm On Mar 27, 2022 |
PossibleG: Rest on …..now my question is when people are on sick bed deep down in your mind u know it’s a 50/50 chance you might make it you might not ,so my question is when u give ur life to Christ due to the fact that your in sick bed and you don’t want to make hell …are you truly going to make heaven giving the situation that you gave your life to Christ due to the fact that your on sick bed ?? God may not answer. Proverbs 1: 24-28 However, God is a merciful God (Exodus 33:19), but it is His sole prerogative, it is not automatic. 2 Likes |