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Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Man Who Drives An SUV But Lives In A Rented Self Contain? by Otuocha: 12:39pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
80%of our ladies will marry the guy 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Used This Kind Of Pressing Iron? by Otuocha: 7:46pm On Jul 26, 2012 |
i cant realy remenber the last time i used it but . Do u know de suprising thing there is dat . Dat charcoal iron is wht i sell in my shop at main mkt onisha. I hv more than 500 cartons of that iron . I seel like seven catons of six pcs per day. |
Celebrities / Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria (MBGN) Disqualified Over False Age! by Otuocha: 3:26am On Jun 20, 2012 |
Any bad thing that happens in this country always has connection to the national assembly. Omo check dis naa. Boko haram, fuel subsidy, money lundry, bribery and this one again . No wonder baba called them criminals. You guys are calling for revolution. And u kno naija. They will kill and carry dat ur dirty money |
Jokes Etc / wht goes on in naija by Otuocha: 6:36am On Jun 11, 2012 |
NIGERIA....MY BELOVED LAND (1) Where ladies don't accept flowers for ... valentine or birthday gift. (2) Where lizards go look your eyeball,nod head and say "notin dey happen guy" (3) Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. (4) Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES & WATER is sold in SATCHETS. (5) Where parents claim they always came first position in school. (6) Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE' (7) Where the Presidents and other government officials don't know the national anthem. ( Where the govt dont give a hoot about nobody. (9) Where Gala and Lacasera is d best option wen stuck in hold up. (10) Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions,and Front row seat in church (11) Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and to enter a bus! (12) Where u are robbed ofyour phone and the robbers come back for your Pin code n charger. (13) Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar to scam people. (14) Where your type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are. (15) Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulnes on family members in the village. (16) Where rich men must have a pot belly, and a healthy looking Man is despised in the street as a pauper (17) WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW. (18) Where generator is a social amenity. (19) Where people dey collect change for beggar hand. (20) Where the man who had no shoes is the president. (21) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader of PDP (22) Where citizens are more afraid of Police than Armed robbers. (23) Where we are still proud to b a Nigerian. (24)where xconvict became Governor of a state & a true loyal citizen cannot stand in front of state house....Despite all dis issues we stil dey survive!Naija i hail (25)where we want we show off our weakness by negotiating with terrorist. Despite all dis we still dey call ourself giant of africa. (26)where girls age de drop every year instead of rising instead and small girls will call there papa age ''my baby'' |
Romance / Her Attitude Changed Because Her Ex Boyfriend Bought A Car. by Otuocha: 7:51pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
People use to say this but i confirmed it in my relationship. One day in my present she was calling the guy a rapist and a bully. I never took her past life for anything . she even told me that her dad was going to arrest the guy for disturbing her. all of a sudden, she received a phone call from her somebody that the guy has bought a car . she started making funny funny thing. she dnt reply calls, she even dnt answer calls anymore even when she answers, she will start with ''what ?" the question is will she ever come back to me if i dnt buy car ? |
Romance / Re: If The Girl You Want To Mary Ask You This Question ''can U Take Care Of Me? '' by Otuocha: 10:00am On Sep 30, 2011 |
if a guy can do all this for a girl he wants to marry, what else is left to do to prove that he really cares |
Romance / If The Girl You Want To Mary Ask You This Question ''can U Take Care Of Me? '' by Otuocha: 8:13pm On Sep 29, 2011 |
Some people dont have concience . My guy have been spending for this girl , helped her get admission , always calling her on phone , always around her in time of need and bought her gift items also proposed to the girl, helped her with her little need and the she suddenly asked him '' are u sure u can take care of me '' my question is dat , is there other i can take care of a woman apart from that ? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Worst Thing<s>you Have Ever Done by Otuocha: 12:24pm On May 03, 2010 |
let me think |
Romance / Re: Mixed Messages From A Man I Like by Otuocha: 6:52am On Feb 02, 2010 |
Baby girl my name is emeka . I use to have dat feelings for girl in my area and in my own case it lasted for more than three years . Thank God to GSM .My advice to you is that you give him to pretend as if you dont notice his action one day he will show up. Dont go to him cos that will make him think something else 1 Like |
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