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Romance / Re: Should The Church Celebrate Lovers' Day? by Oxyde1(m): 8:05am On Jan 22, 2016
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge,... We should try to understand something before coming to make a public stance on it! .. The origin of lovers' day stems from the story of St Valentine.. The day was set aside by the Holy Roman Catholic Church to commemorate the life and examples of this great saint.. The feast day was only recently hijacked by secular society sometimes around the 19th century.... Just like the story of Santa Claus which was supposed to be celebrating the free spirited and generous nature of Saint Nicholas,, but was hijacked!
Romance / Re: Should The Church Celebrate Lovers' Day? by Oxyde1(m): 8:04am On Jan 22, 2016
The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge,... We should try to understand something before coming to make a public stance on it! .. The origin of lovers' day stems from the story of St Valentine.. The day was set aside by the Holy Roman Catholic Church to commemorate the life and examples of this great saint.. The feast day was only recently hijacked by secular society sometimes around the 19th century.
Education / Re: Share Your Experience Living With Your Room Mates In School by Oxyde1(m): 10:25am On Jan 18, 2016
We were roommies for 5 years, then flatmates for another 5 years,, that's 10 years in med school... Dude's the most gentle human being you can think of,, soft spoken, easy going, and intelligent computer geek, the bill Gates of the whole college of Medicine ... His calm grace and demeanor is his greatest selling point, but also his weakest, as he was always taken for a ride by some people.. We had this smooth chemistry between us, I was the cook, kpako and the street-smart nigga,, he was the dish washer,ajebutter,and perfect gentleman... We influenced ourselves in ways I can't really explain, as I transformed into a gentleman, and he, became very street smart too.... We had our own minor quarrels though, but we'd resolve them as quickly as they started.... Did I forget to mention he's the deadliest womanizer, with the kinda charm that always disarms his victims?,,lolz.. He taught me the basics of the game, and now I can proudly say I learnt well,, lolz.... Funny how our classmates thought I was the bad influence, coz I was very street, but they never knew the gentle, English speaking, calm Dave was my master in women affairs... He exiled me from our room on countless occasions, he'd be banging girls so hard so they'll be screaming,, all in the bid to stop me from reading my books when he's not doing the same,, lolz... We shared everything that could be shared, gist, clothes, food, money, books, same birth month(he's 6th August, and I'm 7th,, though he's a year older),,he'd lend me money and I'll pay whenever I had it, it could be years,, I'd pay his own share of the rent, and he'd pay back whenever he had it... My family became his family,,, his became mine..of course it goes without saying that he's now family, my best friend! .... Davoncci walata,, wish you well in the US!...

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Politics / Re: Tafawa Balewa As Nigeria Celebrated Independence Day In 1960 - Throwback Photos by Oxyde1(m): 1:24pm On Oct 01, 2015
May the struggles of our heroes past never be in vain!
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Saraki At Independence Celebration Today by Oxyde1(m): 11:46am On Oct 01, 2015
PMB typifies a mafia boss... Always gentlemanly and courteous,, but wetin dey him mind, sidon for him mind!

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Politics / Re: Buhari And Saraki Smile At Each Other During Independence Celebration by Oxyde1(m): 11:44am On Oct 01, 2015
PMB acts like a mafia don.... Seems friendly and courteous,, but wetin dey him mind, sidon for him mind!!
Na me be this??..Otu ocha!!.. The famous NL FP,, Kai,, adon die!!.. Here's wishing every Nigerian a happy independence day celebration... We're Nigerians first before we're Igbos, Yorubas, Hausas, Effik, Ibibios, Eshans, Ijaws, Urhobos, Itsekiris et al... Hate and bitterness can be chronic and contagious.... Criticize constructively, devoid of tribal bias or political affiliations.... Igwe bu ike!!.... Long live Nigerians, long live Nigeria, long live the president and CnC, PMB... Udo diri unu oh,, umunnem na umunnam!!.. Yagazie kwar'unu!!!

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Grabs His Balls On Social Media (photo) by Oxyde1(m): 4:41pm On Sep 30, 2015
Dude's doing everything possible to come back to limelight!.. I sight your hustle Banger Lee!

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Romance / Re: Lady hides Under The Table After Surprise Proposal From Boo (photos) by Oxyde1(m): 3:14pm On Sep 29, 2015
I'm still trying to understand why girls act up during proposals... C'mon ma'am, this has been your prayer point in every Shiloh for years!
Politics / Re: Fashola, Tinubu And Oba Akiolu Observe Eid Prayer (Photo) by Oxyde1(m): 11:27am On Sep 24, 2015
Fashola the man with true vision,, who later allegedly got caught in the web of corruption,, just like his okpolo-eyed boss... I still respect you sir!!

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Romance / Re: Mystery Of The Waist Beads And Modern Sexuality by Oxyde1(m): 10:53am On Sep 17, 2015
I think I'm personally obsessed with gold waist chains and anklets... I melt with desire and admiration whenever I see them on a well rounded behind and smooth legs, respectively of a tall pretty chic... I'm a devout Catholic Christian,, but I'll buy different designs for my lovely wife when I get married... Don't give a flying f***q about what anybody else thinks!!.. Gracias!

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Politics / Re: Understanding The Treasury Single Account (TSA) System – Things You Should Know by Oxyde1(m): 3:07pm On Sep 14, 2015
Let them implement it already, make man pikin hear word!.. Everything for this administration na "I will do this,, I will do that"... Otu awuhu n'ezhi!... Mtcheew!!
Family / Re: Can't We Just Get Married Without Involving Families? by Oxyde1(m): 6:27pm On Aug 06, 2015
Eyekandi:
Op r u from ehime mbano
Madam what part of Ehime Mbano are you from?... I'm from Umualumaku.
Romance / Re: My Husband Bought Me A Love Machine To Compliment His Non-performance by Oxyde1(m): 4:25pm On Jul 21, 2015
Since you knew before tying the knot,, Madam carry your cross!!.... I bet you must've convinced yourself with: he's "rich and handsome",,, lolz
Romance / Re: BLOOD OATH: What Young People Need To Know. by Oxyde1(m): 4:20pm On Jul 21, 2015
Youthful exuberance!
Romance / Re: What Is Wrong Being Left-handed? by Oxyde1(m): 9:26pm On Jul 19, 2015
@Op dear,, Your write up reeks of inferiority complex, and hence you came here to seek validation, no offense!(I may be wrong though)... Look here,, being left handed is one of the cutest sights to behold,, I know how the left hand has stood me out amongst my peers.. I flaunt it @the slightest opportunity coz I'm so proud of it!.. I eat (except foods that require eating with bare hands e.g garri),, write, play football and do almost everything with the left... The right is just to wipe my ass and brush my mouth,, and for bilateral symmetry(whatever that means!)... Don't even get me started on southpaws and talents!!.. **drops mic,bounces stylishly out of thread**

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious!#gejwhileyouwereaway Hashtag On Twitter by Oxyde1(m): 12:05pm On Jul 08, 2015
Lolz.
Romance / Re: Please Is There Wisdom In Marrying A 17/18 Year 100 Level Student(female)? by Oxyde1(m): 8:24pm On May 25, 2015
Brotherman,, advice yourself oh... No think am!... One small hostel boi go just dey collect the pumgba, you go dey faraway dey pay like Baker Hughes!.. Use ya head oh!!
Celebrities / Re: Fans Insults Korede Bello On Instagram, See Why At (photo) by Oxyde1(m): 5:42pm On May 24, 2015
I wonder when it became compulsory for us to shave our 'pits!... Naija and follow follow sha!!

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Romance / Re: Which Profession Do Ladies Find Most Attractive For A Man? by Oxyde1(m): 10:04am On May 15, 2015
JUNIT1:

why doctors? They too busy
I see you've got a secret dislike for doctors... It's nobody's fault that girls find them dead gorgeous and attractive!
Romance / Re: How To Be A Good Boyfriend – The 10 Most Important Traits Of A Good Boyfriend by Oxyde1(m): 8:42am On May 07, 2015
Op,, in this game of love,, there's only one rulesad1)there are no rules!..... Go with the flow, and flow with the tide!!
Health / Re: Lamentations Of A Glasses/contact Lens User by Oxyde1(m): 8:14pm On May 03, 2015
Op,, you can actually turn these "misfortunes" to some sorta class acts, oh yes you can!.. I'll break these your problems down, using my own life experience.... 1)SPORTING DRAWBACKS:,, People consider me as one of the greatest playmakers that never went professional,, what I lack in speed, I more than made up in skills, passing ability, ball control and dead ball conversion... All these are despite having a sight so bad that I can only identify my teammates by our Jersey color, lolz.... 2)ROMANTIC DRAWBACKS.... The thing is you've got to wear your lenses with such style and perfect dress sense that'll draw chics to you like magnet..... 3)INTIMIDATION... Exercise regularly,, visit the gym, wear nice fitting clothes that'll accentuate your features, and then learn any of the combat sports if you've got the time... Them no born you well to think you can intimidate me coz of my lenses... My 'I don't care two hoots' walking step, muscular build, 2nd Dan black belt in taekwondo, and pH pidgin accent give me the edge!.... The lens is the only thing that'll give you a clue about my profession, and I hate it for that!

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Politics / Re: The Igbos And Their Unifying Factors - By Patrick Cole by Oxyde1(m): 2:50pm On Apr 04, 2015
Nice piece of write up... However, I must say, in all sincerity, the igbo language is speedily going extinct,, no thanks to our over zealous westernization...
Romance / Re: Words From A Father To A Son About Marriage by Oxyde1(m): 6:28pm On Mar 23, 2015
Just in case!
Politics / Re: Feb Poll: Emirs Rebuff Pro-jonathan Lobby by Oxyde1(m): 9:33am On Jan 11, 2015
If they really mean to be nonpartisan,, then it's quite commendable!... However my instinct tells me they're rooting for the geriatric general!.... Otu ocha!!.. My second comment on NL lands me on Frontpage?!!... This feels so good, it's got to be illegal... This year is defo gon make excess brain!
Celebrities / Re: Mo’hits War: Friends Move To Reconcile D’banj And Don Jazzy by Oxyde1(m): 4:32pm On Mar 12, 2012
And who gives a rat's ass?....mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew
Politics / Re: News Flash:abu Qaqa,boko Haram Spokesman Arrested by Oxyde1(m): 10:58am On Feb 02, 2012
tendercharles:

I hope its for real?
. Our security agencies'll never learn,,taking every lead they get 2d media only shows their level of unprofessionalism,

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