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Crime / Re: 45-Year-Old Man Rapes & Impregnates 19-Year-Old Daughter In Ogun by oyelsj(m): 8:25pm On Sep 20, 2021
I wonder oo, bro!
Some people would just open their poor excuse of a mouth and utter all sorts of nonsense! She could as well deprive her child of fatherly love. Nonsense!

Did your mother keep you away from your father?[/quote]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (5 - 0) On 28th August 2021 by oyelsj(m): 10:03am On Aug 29, 2021
oliverano:


People think that Jorginho is a slouch when it comes to moving the round leather around.

People also think that every footballer must be electric and athletic like Adama Traore and Nkolo Kante.

The same person who thinks Jorginho is bad will rate Pirlo, Carrick etc Of course Pirlo is better but he was equally slow.

Sarri, Lampard, Tuchel and Mancini are all coaches who tend to rotate players. The fact that this dude has always been a mainstay under all these coaches speaks volumes.

Jorginho, like Busquet are like fulcrum, they aid passing options but creating triangles.

I love Jorginho because he's a great player. When Pep wants you, then you must be at least good enough. He doesn't know what he's saying!
Romance / Re: Black Americans Are The Most Weakest, Sensitive, Cry Babies I've Ever Seen by oyelsj(m): 1:38pm On Mar 08, 2021
AlphaLover:


Look at the stupid comment u made?

It's called work u idiot !!

Exchange ur talent for money is called work useless monkey

I feel you, bro. I believe that people who complain over there have been indulged. To counter those who claim they don't love foreigners, do our own leaders in Nigeria love us? Nigerians are continuously ripped off and deprived of basic amenities by their own leaders and oppressed by law enforcement agents who should be protecting them.
I'd rather stay in a system that works even if I'm "hated" and get paid accordingly.

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Literature / Re: Oyeku:story Of Lust,injustice, Destiny And Human Wickedness, 18+ by oyelsj(m): 9:07pm On Dec 30, 2020
AntiBalogunodua:

some people are just jobless in life!
why can't you just create a thread to indulge in your stupidity instead of trying to frustrate a young man's gallant efforts at putting together a great story.

Mental abnormalcy is a big problem!
Romance / Re: How A Girl With Yeast Infection Deliberately Let A Man Give Her MouthAction by oyelsj(m): 3:36pm On Aug 25, 2020
Ardar:


Yeast infection is as a result of bad bacteria? I've always knew you were dumb but not this dumb.

Yeast infection is caused by a population imbalance of the bacteria and fungi found in the vagina.

The two microorganisms need to be in equal quantity for the vagina to be healthy, if there are more fungi organisms than bacteria, then yeast infection comes. That's why women are advised not to use soap down there.

Come on any one who took their biology lessons well with half a brain should know that yeast=fungi.


You could have easily made your corrections without being insultive.
By the way, he wasn't completely off the mark. No one is an island of knowledge. Crititicms and corrections do not have to be laced with insults. Cheers.

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Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by oyelsj(m): 7:14am On Aug 13, 2020
bellong:


Whatever info you seek on Whatsapp, you can get here. Not any I am aware of, there could be.

Yes, general IELTS is acceptable for the main application. However, your occupation will depend if useful for skills assessment. Some occupations require academic for skills assessment.

WES usefulness is restricted to Canada for immigration purpose.

Thank you so much. I really appreciate.
Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by oyelsj(m): 11:48pm On Aug 12, 2020
If there's any group on telegram or whatsapp to this effect, I'd appreciate it if the link to the group is sent to me.
Also, I'd like to know if the general category of IELTS is recognized by the Australian immigration system.
Finally, is WES in any way relevant to the Australian immigration system?
Phones / Re: Infinix Hot 8 Or Redmi 8a ( Your Advice Needed) by oyelsj(m): 9:25am On Jun 03, 2020
REDMI 8a all the way.
By the way, where can I get REDMI8? Phone seems to be so scarce nowadays
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Redmi 8 Series User's Official Discussions Thread by oyelsj(m): 9:10am On May 02, 2020
With the current increase in the price of dollars, how much is Redmi 8. Your prompt response would be sincerely appreciated.
Romance / Re: What Is The Pettiest Reason Why You Won't Date Someone by oyelsj(m): 7:17am On Apr 25, 2020
aro1:
I can't date a gurl, who won't lemme cum inside her Natural African pussy and watch it flow out like a boss.

No time!

Mad guy ��

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION:women's 4 Favourite Lies by oyelsj(m): 9:28am On Mar 07, 2020
Ryan03:
So all the fat ladies should go trim down because of you ba? You forgot the some men likes them big grin

I like thick girls too, but they have to be FIT. There's a difference between a girl who's conscious about her fitness and a lazy female who's unnecessarily fat.
Health / Re: Prevent Coronavirus From Getting To Nigeria - Senate Says FG Not Doing Enough by oyelsj(m): 8:23am On Feb 28, 2020
quickly:


why u spreading fake news, bacteria can survive and reproduce itself at alarming rate.

Viruses or bacteria can survive on living things and non living things.

It can survive in cold and in heat

China is a hot country and it has killed thousands of people in few days

A large chunk of China (especially the northern part and the western part which shares a border with Russia) is actually very cold
Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by oyelsj(m): 4:03pm On Feb 09, 2020
Jemerson:

It can be repaired but i doubt they have the parts available


why not use a pin to check if there are particles in the port?
Romance / Re: American Lady Plays Hard-to-get With Nigerian Guy, Learns The Hard Way by oyelsj(m): 11:20am On Oct 08, 2019
;DShe doesn't know that Nigerians just don't care. Nigerian men have been heartbroken by the country on so many occasions that they just don't care anymore.
I hope gets over the "humbling" experience... ;DShe doesn't know that Nigerians just don't care. Nigerian men have been heartbroken by the country on so many occasions that they just don't care anymore.
I hope gets over the "humbling" experience...���
Gaming / PES Installation by oyelsj(m): 8:53am On Sep 18, 2019
If you know anyone who is good at installing PES games on PC at computer village (Ikeja) , please let me know.
I'd really appreciate.
Travel / Re: Man Cries, Tries To Resist Deportation (Photos) by oyelsj(m): 12:41am On Jul 21, 2019
Jacseyi:
Nigeria is not the poorest country on earth, or most useless society. An average Nigerian lives a better life than many countries around the world. Nigeria is safer than many countries in the world as well. I can mention many countries outside Africa that are not close to Nigeria. However, people in these countries are well respected worldwide than us. Nigerians are continuously destroying the image of the country especially the middle class.

We have lost our shame, integrity and dignity of being human. Some of us are gainfully employed, living well but would still say he's relocating to Canada, US etc without thinking that someone developed those countries. When you try to call their attention to this, they would be quick to tell you that everyone is courupt as if those people are not part their family. Corrupt lecturers, immigration officers at passport office, corrupt pastors and imam, corrupt company drivers that steal petrol, corrupt bankers, etc....are will not having them all in our families?

The truth is we might have the opportunity of relocating our families to the developed world without developing our own country, however, people like Trump wouldn't fail to remind you where you come from. A friend told me he relocated his family for his children's sake, I told him I don't feel at home here and I would still raise my own family back at home when the time comes because, some statements have hurt me deeply and beyond what I can call racism. Are these what my children would be facing all their lives?

In my opinion, it's better we do everything and develop our country if not for us but for our coming generations. Rwanda, Mauritius, Botswana and many African countries a currently on the right track. Can we imagine Trump telling someone born in the US just like himself to move back to her country. Unfortunately, several tens of thousand liked the post.



Read what I wrote over again.......every country around the world had their rough times; Japan, China, Germany, in fact UK was almost level at a time. Look at Rwanda today. We need to build our country and everyone is involved. A friend told me what he experienced when he went to collect his transcript in one of the Nig. univ., after making all necessary payments, the person in charge asked him for additional illegal 10k before she could do the right thing. People are not being punished for their wrong doing that's the biggest issue in Nigeria today. However, every citizen must be aware of their responsibilities for a responsible society that we want




Many of you guys actually think you are wise and understand basic things around you but it's the opposite.... there are wise guys working in Nigeria as at today that would eventually become billionaires in less than 10yrs esp. those in tech, agritech, etc. These guys a closing big deals every day with foreign investors. In fact, a young Chinese would come with nothing to enter Nigerian bush and make big money that many of you guys complaining everyday might never get legally for life. These are people that can't speak good English, in fact can't speak any local language...... Keep complaining, keep echoing the shit word your smallgod in America calls your nation. The wise among you would make money, and dominate you in the near future. The amount of time and money you are spending on USA visa is the same those guys are utilising in building their lives with a sure and bigger reward.....

I'm glad you quoted Rwanda. I'll get back to that.
Nigeria isn't getting better. As a matter of fact, it is retrogressing. You cited China as an example. This same China was generally considered to be inferior to Nigeria in 1980.
40 years ago, the naira was superior to the US dollar but today, one dollar is at least 365 naira. Over the years, things have taken a turn for the worse in every aspect.
You cited Rwanda. Do you know that this same country was ravaged by war and genocide for almost two decades. During that period, Nigeria was at peace and the economic situation of the country wasn't this bad. Today, Rwanda is arguably the best in Africa in terms of tourism while Nigeria has drastically detierorated.
Using the developmental phases of other countries as a yardstick for Nigeria's development doesn't hold any water at all. For all I care, Nigeria would easily have been the best in Africa if it had moved at a steady pace since it gained independence in 1960.
Can you make money in Nigeria? Oh yes!
To the best of my understanding, one can make money anywhere but life isn't all about money. Have you paused to think of other things like satisfaction and peace of mind?
What do you have to say about the poor security system, epileptic power supply, bad roads and inadequate health facilities in Nigeria? Do you know the number of avoidable deaths that have been recorded as a result of Nigeria's pathetic situation?
Deep down, I have a feeling that you are either not a Nigerian OR you're one of those privileged Nigerians who can move in and out of the country effortlessly

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Education / Re: Am Having Issues With Wes by oyelsj(m): 2:35pm On May 09, 2019
if your higher institution is sending your transcript to WES, how exactly would you include the WES reference number?
Romance / Re: Should I Stay Or Leave?- Recognising Red Flags In Relationships by oyelsj(m): 7:19pm On Feb 19, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
Shut up, you unsettled hungry b*tch! You're nothing but a wailer. If at your age, you've refused to have sense and retrace your footsteps so as to get a good man to marry, I'm sorry to say this, but you're on a long thing. I wonder if ever you'll have sense in your entire life. You're 39 already and unrepentant. Still living a lie. Claiming what you're not online. It's fine if you want to speak highly of yourself but not here baby, that's totally unnecessary. We don't care how you breathe or eat. You're just like garbage in our backyard. Very worthless. Fat panda, go get a life, aside from your fake wannabe company owner lifestyle. Silly woman.




Are u sure you guys don't know each other outside this forum. This sounds close and personal
Romance / Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by oyelsj(m): 5:29pm On Feb 05, 2019
ceeroh:
Like I said in the other thread... Back then in school, We lived in the same lodge, she had a fiancee that visits her regularly, but we were so close that one thing led to another and we started smashing. After the first smash, she wouldn't let me be. It was tough, gradually she started cooking for me, we were doing assignments together, reading together... then gradually sleeping in my room. It continued for two (2) good sessions. I was trapped, couldn't play home or away, very sad. The fiancee was still visiting but the dude would always call before coming (mistakes guys make). The dude would even buy me stuff when coming, guilty conscience set in. So whenever the guy was around, she'd move back to her room. I wanted out, but the girl wouldn't have any of that. Na there I start to dey fear girls, she didn't even feel sober. Later on, I discovered she started having true feelings for me but I dare not try it, I was scared. This same girl would tell her fiancee on phone she loves him just immediately after I finish smashing her. Fear catch me, some people no get conscience. Thank God we went for I.T... That was how I escaped.
Till today, I still haven't had a girlfriend since then, the whole thing made me lose trust in relationship. I practically learnt ALL the tricks ladies play in a long distance relationship. It's not worth it.
Today, she's married to the guy with a kid. And even while we were co-habiting, she was even cheating on me.. . I caught her countless times.

I believe you die!
I had a friend who experienced something similar when I was in school. In his own case, the girl was even married.

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Romance / Re: Share Your Heartbreak Story Here by oyelsj(m): 9:59am On Jul 02, 2018
Danty37:

exactly what happened to me. Where I regret the most was I never fvcked her. I dated this girl while I was still in 200l uniben back then 2012. I invested my money, time and energy to see that everything worked fine. I also promise to marry her not knowing I was building my castle in the air. After wasting 6years of relationship, the next thing I got last two weeks was a whatsapp message and I quote " I know I have really offended you but you need someone better than me". " don't bother about me and take care of yourself ". that's the message I got from her. Thank God I have already a good job in a multi national company that always keep me busy.. I would have committed suicide. It's all for good sha..
thank God she left while things are working out for good.. I was deceived by love and the the girls name is LOVETH. Loveth will never know peace in her marriage and life endeavors. I keep having negative thoughts about her and she will meet her match on a good day. I never bleeped her all in the name of keeping myself till marriage. May God will surely punish her. I used a whole lot of money just to please her, yet she dumped me. As am writing this now, Loveth will have a bad marriage and family.. so shall it be IN JESUS NAME. AMEN

bro, I feel your pain but you've got to let go of the bitterness. Instead of nursing bitter thoughts about the girl, thank God for saving you from a relationship that's not meant for you. Since she left, God has obviously been good to you. The fact that you got a lucrative job (among other things)after she left shows you've definitely attained significant progress in life.
She's in your past bro.. Forgive her not because you're weak, but because forgiveness would remove the weight of bitterness off your shoulder and generally improve your quality of life.
Cheers bro.

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Crime / Re: Face Of Woman Who Parked SUV, Jumped Off Mainland Bridge, Her Nude Photos Leaked by oyelsj(m): 7:00am On Jun 12, 2018
luminouz:
One thing I know about blackmailers is that they are never satisfied...they keep on asking and in the end they still will betray you. Not giving in to their demands is the best option.

The next best is to kill the blackmailer....I know it's harsh but some G-boys would have taken care of the 'afin' with just 500k....he would have been tied to 3bags of cement(one as headrest,one to the torso and legs respectively) with his phones shoved down his throat for good measure and thrown into the lagoon.....he would have been snitching in hell right now.

Lemme give this to NLanders for free ...... NEVER EVER PAY OFF A BLACKMAILER!!! A SNITCH BITÇH IS ALWAYS A SNITCH BITÇH!! undecided
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I fear dis guy ooo.
u sure say u no be. ....
Sports / Re: JayJay Okocha, Alex Iwobi, His Father And Mother In UK by oyelsj(m): 6:16am On May 08, 2018
Sinof:
Nice. If Jay Jay Is Taller Than Them, Then They"re Really Short
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He's not really short.
Romance / Re: Two Male Lions Caught Having gay Sex As Female Lion Looks Confused (photos) by oyelsj(m): 6:39am On Apr 18, 2018
Homosexuality in animals is very rare but it's not impossible. When I was a kid, we used to rear local chickens. There was a cock that didn't hesitate to mate with other chickens regardless of their genders. The cock was so crazy that when it was eventually killed, my mom had to discard the head because she felt the brains were unsafe for human consumption. �
Nature is incomplete without its odd anomalies.

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by oyelsj(m): 3:03pm On Apr 09, 2018
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Romance / She Bleeps You, She Feels She's Done You A Favour PART1 by oyelsj(m): 5:48pm On Jun 20, 2015
I don't mind giving. As a matter of fact, giving gives me satisfaction.
However, I hate it when someone takes advantage of certain situations to siphon money from me.
This brings me to the question:
Is it right for a lady to feel it's her right to demand anything from you without even appreciating your efforts simply because she has "done u a huge favour" by allowing you to slEep with her
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Women Lose Respect For Men by oyelsj(m): 10:02am On Jun 16, 2015
born2boink:
I only keep silent for one reason and forever silent for same reasons, who knows what the future, you and I may find ourselves intimate with each other in future, so why will I fight or argue now

I like dis dude..nice response
born2boink:
I only keep silent for one reason and forever silent for same reasons, who knows what the future, you and I may find ourselves intimate with each other in future, so why will I fight or argue now

I like dis dude..nice response
born2boink:
I only keep silent for one reason and forever silent for same reasons, who knows what the future, you and I may find ourselves intimate with each other in future, so why will I fight or argue now

I like dis dude..nice response

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