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TV/Movies / Re: Voltron Defender Of The Universe by oyie(f): 7:42pm On Jan 18, 2008
i loved voltron!

also loved superted and danger mouse.
miss those days
Career / Re: Too Choose Between My Work Or Getting Married? by oyie(f): 1:18pm On Dec 22, 2007
if i was the one if i trully love my husband-to-be,

then f, k the job and boss!!!
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing This Christmas? by oyie(f): 12:03pm On Dec 22, 2007
my mummy and daddy have not yet shown me by christmas dress!
to show how bad its i dont know if i will go and visit father christmas (u know in nigeria,we go visit him not the other way round!) tongue
Food / Re: Indomie, Chikki Or O! Noodles: Which One Tastes Best? by oyie(f): 11:59am On Dec 22, 2007
i am used to indomie,so am kind of uncomfortable with changes.
i tried chikki,liked it for the size(but i think indomie was beta! )

anyway i liked mimi advert then o! nodles advert came n was better.but right now i love indomie's feed your hero!
so i guess i will keep up my indomie!!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Think That Bankers Are Flirts? by oyie(f): 11:47am On Dec 22, 2007
@ poster,

well,maybe from ur outward appearance the girls could read you!! grin wink grin lipsrsealed
Family / Re: Whats Your Pet Name For Your Spouse? by oyie(f): 8:17pm On Nov 28, 2007
both call ourselves baby!

both at times papa n mama jnr!
Family / Re: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by oyie(f): 5:46pm On Nov 28, 2007
u guys are making my laughter to dry.

maid,house wats the difference?

romeo
u want to change things?
then come to niga and do something real(not start one ngo-and just make noise ooooooo),stop confusing yourself n usĀ  about which word is beta-maid,housegirl or domestic worker

poster

na wa o.hope u took panadol for your mouth when u left that bus that day!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Me, My Corper Friend And My Fiancee by oyie(f): 5:23pm On Nov 28, 2007
@ poster,
r u sure u really love your girlfriend and dont want to be unfaithful?

first banker that u housed ,now corper who is just a breathe of fresh air?


what does tomorrow hold?? lipsrsealed undecided
Romance / Re: Can't I Marry My Girlfriend? She's Fifteen by oyie(f): 5:12pm On Nov 28, 2007
fool!!!!!!!!!!!
Phones / Re: I Need Advice On The Phone To Buy by oyie(f): 3:55pm On Nov 16, 2007
u dont even need to go as far as china to get a cheap nokia-u can get an aba made nokia
Family / Re: Under Pressure To Marry by oyie(f): 5:54pm On Nov 14, 2007
WHICH KIND OF INVESTMENT PLANS PREVENT YOU FROM MARRYING?
U BOTH HAVE JOBS YET?
U SHOULD BE HAPPY THE PARENTS EVEN TOLD YOU TO BUCKLE UP.WHAT IF THEY KEPT QUIET AND STARTED INTRODUCING HER TO MORE SERIOUS PEOPLE?

MY GUY,TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN(ESP.WOMEN).
Career / Re: Is It Normal To Dream About Your Boss? by oyie(f): 3:05pm On Nov 14, 2007
like the americans will say:

are you thinking of crossing over to the other side?
Romance / Re: Maybe He's Just Not That Into Me? by oyie(f): 2:48pm On Nov 14, 2007
what a sad ending! sad sad sad sad
Fashion / Re: Women And Noisy Shoes by oyie(f): 10:22am On Nov 01, 2007
i love heels!

am 6 feet,slender if i may say so with hot legs!!! shocked shocked cool tongue kiss

on my knee lenght shirt n heels!i know i look a sight. smiley

but i cat walk smart so i dont make noise and ensure my sole is not wore out.

so it a sole is ok and d floor is right,then its noiseless all the way,u just notice the slender lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: To My Extra Large Girlfriend by oyie(f): 10:08am On Nov 01, 2007
@ poster,

i like the write-up nice and cute and dripping with underlining emotions(which is normally missing in most nairaland write-ups)

i could relate to the story
i think u should start helping her.u can start gym-make it fun.something both of u,enjoy doing.follow her to diet.at the end of the day u people will at least get closer n reduce the fat.so make it fun,be her strenght n her source. wink

dont mind(am in love n feel love just evrywere i go!) grin
Health / Re: My Wife Has A Mental Problem by oyie(f): 4:54pm On Oct 31, 2007
@ poster,

congratulats u r in usa!!!!!!!!!!! grin cheesy wink

who cares if u married a pscyo wife who may neva give birth?the most important thing is thing you r in usa

so wat if she warned u,just marry her get here an discharge. grin


but wait a min,r u complain? tongue embarassed lipsrsealed undecided
Religion / Re: Pray For Me, I Need A Miracle by oyie(f): 5:10pm On Oct 27, 2007
dont we all do?
Forum Games / Re: Who Are You? by oyie(f): 5:07pm On Oct 27, 2007
i be the original SPIRIT!
Nairaland / General / Re: Jayon Begs For Forgiveness From Nairalanders by oyie(f): 4:55pm On Oct 27, 2007
shocked undecided

where are the things iiiiiiiiiii assskeeeddddddddd for ??
the spirits are getting more angryoooooooooooooo
Business / Re: Aim For The Skies With AIMS Asset Management Ltd by oyie(f): 4:51pm On Oct 27, 2007
they are not orangised.cheques you give them ,they will not log till like a month when you forgotten!
no statement to know what they have bought on your behalf,infact i am just tired of their lack of of oranisation.
Nairaland / General / Re: Jayon Begs For Forgiveness From Nairalanders by oyie(f): 9:13pm On Oct 25, 2007
bring two big bowl of oil gotten from the breast of a 2 second old cow,a snal that has gone round the world,a tortise u will keep in water for 4 years and bring out alive.

do all these my son,then your sins will be forgiven
Fashion / Re: Rate This Model by oyie(f): 9:08pm On Oct 25, 2007
my own is why did the 'model' have to show us that black,stretchmarked infected ass? grin angry sad shocked embarassed lipsrsealed undecided
Business / Re: Aim For The Skies With AIMS Asset Management Ltd by oyie(f): 8:47pm On Oct 25, 2007
the aims i know or another one?

u guys should go and orangise yourselfs.i have not seen a more confused asset mgt.if u guys dont clean up your act by next month am going to tell my bank to stop all cheques in favour of you!
Health / Re: Is He Menstruating? by oyie(f): 5:05pm On Oct 25, 2007
Scopium:

One year is too long a time to toy with your anus, oops I mean health. See a doctor now I mean see a doctor last six months ain't no shame in it, unless you are in the same club with ELTON JOHN.


u make me laugh grin grin cheesy wink smiley
Health / Re: Can You Take An HIV Test? by oyie(f): 4:54pm On Oct 25, 2007
the first time i heard of hiv,i told mysef if i have it,its better i never know.

then i meant my boyfriend,he was its always better knowing.so 1 day i just
went and did it.

since i had to do it twice again for offical reason.am still scared (it can come from anywhere but i try to be careful)
but not as before.
if right now am asked to do it i do,i now know its better to discover early and starting doing something about it
Family / Re: Banned From His Wife's Bedroom by oyie(f): 4:33pm On Oct 25, 2007
well,i not impressed they had separate rooms.
then the wife should remember he could bann her too.u know men wahala is always worst and its difficult for a woman to keep up witha man's
waywardness.so she should be careful.(maybe the man is playing around-she no wan get hiv) grin cheesy wink
Forum Games / Re: What Are You Thinking? by oyie(f): 11:55am On Oct 25, 2007
of if i will have time for my boyfriend when he comes during xmas
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by oyie(f): 11:24am On Oct 25, 2007
of course not,he was an ant first.



why did God rest on the seventh day?
Romance / Re: Do You Think I Can Love Again? by oyie(f): 11:22am On Oct 25, 2007
@ rachwise

i said i think!u have your opinon,i have mine.thats y its a free world!! kiss kiss kiss tongue
Romance / Re: Do You Think I Can Love Again? by oyie(f): 7:33pm On Oct 24, 2007
y did u not marry her between the pregancy n the delivery?

i find this story very porous.

sorry if i sound cold.but i think u just thought it up
Nairaland / General / Re: What Song Is Anyone Listening To Right Now? by oyie(f): 7:25pm On Oct 24, 2007
lionel riche album
-tender heart
-my first love
-deep river woman


its soft music i work more with

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