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Politics / Re: "You Have Done Worse To Us" - Ghana Info Minister Replies Lai Mohammed by oyinda1599(f): 7:02am On Aug 31, 2020
I'm so depressed that I think of suicide these days. No joy, my life su..cks.
Health / Re: LAUTECH Student Who Was Acting Strange In Ado-Ekiti Reacts by oyinda1599(f): 9:18pm On Aug 24, 2020
kiddapunk:
Please I need a Dermatologist or skin enthusiast for some consultation.. Please quote me if you can... I want to achieve a great skin tone
let's chat.. 07052209101
Romance / Re: My Girl's Pussy Stinks by oyinda1599(f): 9:58am On Aug 23, 2020
Westernlove:


Mine was Just "One Round" pere on friday night she arrived and that was all for the whole Weekend. The odour doubled when she was Cumming lol. Imagine she was pleading to me the next day to have more sex with her, In my mind, I was like You and who? "Shey this one no get nose to smell the foul and stinky odour in the room nii" I endured till monday before I drove her away.......
Hmmmm..some girls shaa
Romance / Re: We Ain't Dating Yet - Should I Get Her A Phone? by oyinda1599(f): 7:09am On Aug 07, 2020
Melodriod:



I think so far you're the only person that knows what i truly feel about this, I'm not doing this because I'm expecting anything in return from her, infact she has no idea that this is on my mind... I just feel like I'm in a position to help her, so why shouldn't i ?... She's an amazing person and you will definitely Know when someone is into you.

However a close friend of mine advise that i should make my intention about dating known to her first then after she accepts i can ho ahead to buy her a phone if that's what i really want to do, this is so she doesn't feel like she's obligated to say yes to me just because i got her a phone, and i think that will be a more sensible approach.

Thank you so much for your thoughts
Just do this you stated and be fine with yourself, there are so many premature juvenile here on this forum, you will see lots of childishness in their comments, they are here to form I'm a tough guy but their lots will lick a girl's dirty panties behind the closed door. Don't let them mislead you with their unreasonable advice, not all girls are leech.
Romance / Re: What Can I Do About My Delayed Ejaculation Condition by oyinda1599(f): 9:43am On Jul 24, 2020
Carrywent:

How i should start masturbating?
Don't masturbate pls.
Health / Re: My Skin Has Gone Bad. I Need Help! (Disturbing Photos) by oyinda1599(f): 8:45am On Jul 14, 2020
Haywhymido:
can one get this in the pharmacy? tea tree oil?
You can get from organic store.

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Health / Re: My Skin Has Gone Bad. I Need Help! (Disturbing Photos) by oyinda1599(f): 8:42am On Jul 14, 2020
Bosslady0004:
I had something similar to this...
Use hydrolic...

It worked for me...and my skin is super smooth now
what is hydrolic pls?
Sports / Re: Taiwo Awoniyi Suffers Concussion, Rushed To Hospital by oyinda1599(f): 7:56pm On Jun 15, 2020
uncastableodd:
who ask u ?he know u?
I have been for a fool like you to mention me.
Sports / Re: Taiwo Awoniyi Suffers Concussion, Rushed To Hospital by oyinda1599(f): 12:54pm On Jun 15, 2020
This guy from my neighborhood in ilorin, God is your strength.
Food / Re: God Gave Us This Snake Meat After Working Today In His Vineyard by oyinda1599(f): 8:35am On May 24, 2020
GeneralPula:


Yeah, yeah.. At night or darkness, she doesn’t play oo lol
Oh really, I'm about to say I like the snake oo..lolss
Food / Re: God Gave Us This Snake Meat After Working Today In His Vineyard by oyinda1599(f): 8:20am On May 24, 2020
GeneralPula:



Nothing really. I stepped on it briefly and she didn’t move. She was under a small plant with big leafs. It was my nigga that finally saw it and the moment she noticed we sighted her, she roll back into a small hole.

It was a cassava farm and there was this old farmer that told us about the snake. The man said she’s usually very shy during the day. Said if we didn’t stepped on it, she may be at that spot all through the day. She’s a very gentle snake.

I use a cutlass to pick her up from the ground, then we gave the old man. She was just hiding it head under her body. True he said he’s gonna sell it that same day..
So Gabon viper is gentle but very venomous.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Discovers ‘First-Ever’ Indian Hemp Oil Lab In Lagos by oyinda1599(f): 8:15am On May 24, 2020
maak400:

Does it work for men with bald hair?
It works in combine with other essential oil. Let's chat.. 07052209101
Food / Re: God Gave Us This Snake Meat After Working Today In His Vineyard by oyinda1599(f): 6:51am On May 24, 2020
GeneralPula:
The snake is one of the most gentle snake in the world. Doesn’t attack in daylight.

The first time I’ll ever see this snake, it was beside me for hours and i didn’t notice until stepped on it.

There’s one juju like that wey you fit use hin head do..

Yoruba do call it manumanu or so
What happened when you stepped on it?
Crime / Re: NDLEA Discovers ‘First-Ever’ Indian Hemp Oil Lab In Lagos by oyinda1599(f): 5:59am On May 24, 2020
Kwamecron:
Where can I get the oil pls
Hemp seed oil, I have if u wanna buy.
Health / Re: Help! My Sister Is Seeing Her Period The Second Time This Month by oyinda1599(f): 12:49pm On May 21, 2020
Liposure:
are u from this planet at all
Wetin happen?
Health / Re: Help! My Sister Is Seeing Her Period The Second Time This Month by oyinda1599(f): 12:43pm On May 21, 2020
I'm seeing my period the second time this month and I'm not bothered, very normal something.

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Health / Re: Please What Can I Do About These Black Spots On The Face? (Photo) by oyinda1599(f): 12:41am On May 20, 2020
Kinjikitileking:


Black soap ??
What are you doing with black soap
I'm into skincare.
Health / Re: Please What Can I Do About These Black Spots On The Face? (Photo) by oyinda1599(f): 11:17am On May 19, 2020
Kinjikitileking:

Nwanyi oma
Is that cake you have there or pizza
Give me small nau��
That's black soap...lolsss
Health / Re: Please What Can I Do About These Black Spots On The Face? (Photo) by oyinda1599(f): 7:28am On May 19, 2020
Kinjikitileking:


Use charcoal
Rub anytime
You feel you are at home
Especially rub at night before you go to bed
yeah.. Charcoal is a great absorbent just like betonite clay, it will help her face.
Health / Re: Please What Can I Do About These Black Spots On The Face? (Photo) by oyinda1599(f): 7:23am On May 19, 2020
xty50:
Vitamin C serum, Alpha arbutin or Retinol
Retinol is too strong, one need to be careful when using it cus it peels at even 0.9%.
Romance / Re: I Have A Serious Problem Concerning My Relationship With Women. by oyinda1599(f): 7:50pm On May 15, 2020
Naija246:
you just described me grin
I have subconsciously developed hatred for women.
God help any woman that's gets attracted to my money and wants to date me.
She go see something grin
Mtcheeew!
Romance / Re: I Have A Serious Problem Concerning My Relationship With Women. by oyinda1599(f): 7:38pm On May 15, 2020
DeckXavier:
Op, you're a dark triad man!!
Don't think of it in its absolute term, it's more of a spectrum, perhaps you find yourself at the extreme.
I am one as well, only that I am a bit empathic.

Everything has to go my own way in a relationship, I make sure it stays that way.
I am sort of selfish and self centered myself, I don't know if it's bad.
Is very bad.
Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by oyinda1599(f): 7:19am On May 09, 2020
Plead:
Lies everywhere.
So many are true dear, life is full people with different sex fetish.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Dreaming About My Late Dad Crying. by oyinda1599(f): 6:32pm On May 08, 2020
Sardauna24:
Wow..Dermatologist
If you have anyone around you that is battling skin infections, you can pls pm me.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Dreaming About My Late Dad Crying. by oyinda1599(f): 4:50pm On May 08, 2020
Collegenews:

Iwo na pele.
I won't stop praying for you untill you and your household embrace light.
Pele sogbo.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Dreaming About My Late Dad Crying. by oyinda1599(f): 4:47pm On May 08, 2020
Collegenews:

Pained bawo?
Have I insulted or cursed you since? Who's pained? grin grin
Pele dear.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Dreaming About My Late Dad Crying. by oyinda1599(f): 4:47pm On May 08, 2020
Sardauna24:
Hi what is that thing on ur profile?
That's black soap. I'm into skincare.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Dreaming About My Late Dad Crying. by oyinda1599(f): 4:45pm On May 08, 2020
Collegenews:


grin grin
I am following the ways of a known paedophile. grin
Prophet Muhammadu the rapist and devourer of infants. grin
you are so pained why?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Dreaming About My Late Dad Crying. by oyinda1599(f): 3:58pm On May 08, 2020
Collegenews:

Hot piss be unto you my love. grin grin
Trust me I've got your time today.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Dreaming About My Late Dad Crying. by oyinda1599(f): 3:54pm On May 08, 2020
Collegenews:

Hot piss be unto you my love. grin grin
If you are a man and you dragging this shit with a girl since morning, I pity the woman that will have a slowpoke like you as husband. Hot piss be upon your father.

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