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TV/Movies / Re: Name That Old Movie You Think Children Of This Generation Have Not Watched by oyinda1599(f): 6:28am On Mar 08, 2020
dljbd1:
Going Bananas
This movie, I remember that monkey grin
Nairaland / General / Re: He Dies Days After Tweeting: "Anybody Can Die Anytime, Enjoy Your Life!" by oyinda1599(f): 8:08am On Feb 27, 2020
Wish there is someone I can talk to.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage: ‘I Don’t Check Price Tags No More’. Celebrities React by oyinda1599(f): 7:31am On Feb 02, 2020
doctore212:
Me I don't price Oloshos now.

I just enter and later she go give me bill shocked
Hmmmm.
Crime / Re: Jos Sex Video: For N30,000, Married Women, Girls Engage In ‘Immoral Act’ by oyinda1599(f): 7:35am On Jan 29, 2020
midnighter:


I'm beginning to notice that that dude is crazy...
I sometimes wonder what some of them gain trying to insult you for no obvious reasons. I had to quickly stop myself from replying him, they always look for the slightest opportunity to call you Olosho and all.
Crime / Re: Jos Sex Video: For N30,000, Married Women, Girls Engage In ‘Immoral Act’ by oyinda1599(f): 9:02am On Jan 27, 2020
Neoteny:


Oh fukk off you skinny ugly fukk

You quoted me first

You're the juvenile here posting that shiit.

OkAy.. Bye

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Crime / Re: Jos Sex Video: For N30,000, Married Women, Girls Engage In ‘Immoral Act’ by oyinda1599(f): 8:53am On Jan 27, 2020
Neoteny:


You must mean divine, and no i just need an hour with your butt and some baby oil tongue

If you don't want our reaction then don't put it in your profile on a public forum.
Noted.. The picture was properly removed as so many juveniles on here. Pls stop quoting me, I'm not in the mood.
Crime / Re: Jos Sex Video: For N30,000, Married Women, Girls Engage In ‘Immoral Act’ by oyinda1599(f): 8:24am On Jan 27, 2020
Neoteny:


No pls don't. Wait until i run out of Vaseline. tongue
You need Devine healing dear.
Crime / Re: Jos Sex Video: For N30,000, Married Women, Girls Engage In ‘Immoral Act’ by oyinda1599(f): 7:50am On Jan 27, 2020
Neoteny:


Admit it

You just like oyinda1599's ass.



I thought I removed the picture.
Crime / Re: Jos Sex Video: For N30,000, Married Women, Girls Engage In ‘Immoral Act’ by oyinda1599(f): 11:01am On Jan 26, 2020
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ogbuefi677:

Yes sweetheart.
I'm a fan now cheesy
cheesy....
Crime / Re: Jos Sex Video: For N30,000, Married Women, Girls Engage In ‘Immoral Act’ by oyinda1599(f): 6:51am On Jan 26, 2020
ogbuefi677:

Babe,you harsh on that guy oo.
You know say dem no de be two de mad at d same time.
You again!
Crime / Re: Jos Sex Video: For N30,000, Married Women, Girls Engage In ‘Immoral Act’ by oyinda1599(f): 7:30pm On Jan 25, 2020
donstan18:
30, 000 is fvcking much and shouldn't be something to be ashamed of, because an average Nigerian woman[Married or not] will comfortably indulge in such act if promised to make her a Whatsap group admin.
Including your mother.
Romance / Re: Kiss & Tell: Lady Confronts Guy On The Road For Telling His Friends They Had Sex by oyinda1599(f): 7:51am On Jan 23, 2020
YoungPerson:
My humble opinion;

1. The girl has refused her mother's training.
2. The guy is a huge vagina. Deserves slaps
3. She obviously didn't cum at all otherwise she'd be proud of the D.
4. Laspotech is a shitty school.
5. The average Laspotech guy has probably hit that. Why? Only Oloshos shout publicly about their sour sexual escapades.
You are so wrong.
Celebrities / Re: Diane Yashim's Outfit To Mercy Johnson's 'The Legend Of Inikpi' Premiere by oyinda1599(f): 11:34am On Jan 20, 2020
Ebenezar2020:
Our ladies are becoming totally useless.
I pray God shouldn't give me a female child.
Pray you don't have a male child that will turn bobrisky too.
Health / Re: Dark Patches On My Skin. Dermatologists, Please Help. by oyinda1599(f): 6:58am On Jan 19, 2020
Pm me for a solution.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Harry And Meghan Will No Longer Use Official Titles - Buckingham Palace by oyinda1599(f): 6:46am On Jan 19, 2020
itsme01:
cool


Am sure they dont care, thanks to the inheritance from Diana he is made for life and a multimillionaire, and his wife is also a millionaire

Harry is the 6th in line to the thrown meaning he cant be king in this life time or the next, he would just remain a boy boy and never enjoy his life or probably turn a drunkard like his dad or cocaine addict like Queen Victoria , or even get murdered by secret service like diana..

King Edward also dumped their nonsense british Ogboni Cult-like King and crown for King Goerge Queen Elizabeth's Father, and King Edward never regreted, he enjoyed his life outside palace in america living to the fullest

Thank God he left that dark circle that his whole life would be monitored and scrutinised, now even if he decides to write a book he would sell a million copy the first day, if its reality show or movies the offers in millions would keep coming



Only hungry Nigerians would want to kill themself over throne that is not even sure, or inheritance from your family when you are not disabled and can work.. even Dangote never inherited a penny because his mother wasnt entitled to Dantata's wealth as girl child, yet above all odds Dangote is richer than all Dantata heirs and male children put together

.
Wise man with the most amazing comment on this topic, unlike some idiiots shouting fear women.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Recitation Of Sadik Akolade Alabi Winner Of 1st Position In Qur'anic Competition by oyinda1599(f): 9:36pm On Jan 10, 2020
ogbuefi677:

Tiny breast girl.
Easy easy grin
Like ur Mother's breast.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Recitation Of Sadik Akolade Alabi Winner Of 1st Position In Qur'anic Competition by oyinda1599(f): 9:34pm On Jan 10, 2020
ogbuefi677:

Tiny breast girl.
Easy easy grin
stupid boy with a pe.nis like hookworm, better go engage in something reasonable. Mad lizard like you only troll girls one the internet. Ameeebo, leave Islam alone.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Recitation Of Sadik Akolade Alabi Winner Of 1st Position In Qur'anic Competition by oyinda1599(f): 9:27pm On Jan 10, 2020
ogbuefi677:
You people had better embrace education,science/technology and family planning instead of this nonsense quranic recitation and building of mosques so you will stop breeding mass murderers in d name of boko,herdsmen, bandits etc.
Who quranic recitation epp?
And 99 moorons like your comment, I only wonder why you guys will not leave Muslims and their religion alone, will you ever see any Muslim place a negative comments on xtian thread on Sunday. So funny how you look for trouble and tag yourself peaceful people. Xtians, bunch of hypocrites. Pls get over it, leave us alone, Muslims are not the reason for you oriburuku in life. We love our Quran recitation okay, practice your xtianity and leave us alone.... If not, you will die of depression and rotten in hell. Ameboooo, Elenu pelebeee.
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy’s “African Giant” Vs. Davido’s “A Good Time” Album: Which Is Better by oyinda1599(f): 3:46pm On Jan 03, 2020
Godgatme:
How has it been with you mam??......You know who this is though....??... shocked shocked shocked shocked...Fear Fear girl.
Nice seeing you here and that you good as well.
Fear fear girl...so you have to call me fear fear girl, to indicate what exactly.
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy’s “African Giant” Vs. Davido’s “A Good Time” Album: Which Is Better by oyinda1599(f): 6:58am On Jan 02, 2020
Godgatme:
Hey....What a small world....Madam Ruky.
So you don't know the world is not that big.
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy’s “African Giant” Vs. Davido’s “A Good Time” Album: Which Is Better by oyinda1599(f): 11:26am On Jan 01, 2020
superfitsez:


not burna is burna boy.thanks
Pele oo, aburo burna boy.
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy’s “African Giant” Vs. Davido’s “A Good Time” Album: Which Is Better by oyinda1599(f): 7:55am On Jan 01, 2020
Burna Ofcos.

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Romance / Re: Bride In Tears As Husband Cancels Wedding A Day To The Wedding by oyinda1599(f): 11:43am On Dec 31, 2019
reccy:
Well, the equation is balanced now... They both cheated and they both felt the heat....
I don't blame the man at all... What was the lady thinking of before, he will marry her Wed a hole Who does that?

If you can't be responsible during courtship , is it after wedding that you will now be responsible?? After given the certificate you both signed that you will be responsible
You dy mad

Abeg the man deserve an award....
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Buys A Bentley For Herself by oyinda1599(f): 9:26pm On Dec 28, 2019
chukwugoziegi:
Audio Bentley or Proceeds of the Dubai Trip.
Porta potty
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina On Sowore’s Rearrest: Less Than 100,000 Nigerians ‘Making Noise’ by oyinda1599(f): 7:05pm On Dec 09, 2019
yaksdavirus:
Sowore, Sowore, Sowore!!! How many times did i call you, enjoy the change you brought.
Stale already.
Family / Re: My Husband Is Too Jealous by oyinda1599(f): 7:30am On Dec 09, 2019
Fake story.
Sports / Re: Andy Ruiz Vs Anthony Joshua: Photos From The Rematch by oyinda1599(f): 8:57am On Dec 08, 2019
light099:



AJ was in the ring last night to win, not to impress you.
He has always impressed us and will still impress us but yesterday was a day to win by all and any strategy that can make him get back his belts.


I commend AJ for his wisdom, he didn't underrate Fat Yoga, it would have been a shame if he was trying to please people and give Fat Yoga the opportunity to knock him out again, that would have been the end of his glorious career. All those saying they're not impressed would have been the ones mocking him all over the world.

Being a great warrior is the ability to know when to attack and when to retreat.
Wisdom sometimes doesn't make sense on a short term but will make the whole sense in the long run and the long term. Very soon no one will remember the process anymore but the product.

AJ is a wise son.
you reasonable man.

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Family / Re: Muhammad Makes List Of Top 10 Baby Names In The US For The First Time by oyinda1599(f): 5:57pm On Dec 07, 2019
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Salla lahu alaihi wa sallam
First time I'm loving your comment.
Romance / Re: "Apart From Sex, Women Have Nothing To Offer In A Relationship." by oyinda1599(f): 8:58am On Nov 23, 2019
EmptyCoconutHead:
the truth hurts Right?
deal with it
I am already dealing with it.
Romance / Re: "Apart From Sex, Women Have Nothing To Offer In A Relationship." by oyinda1599(f): 8:41am On Nov 23, 2019
EmptyCoconutHead:
dating a naija girl is the worst thing that can ever befall a man .
I thought God created ladies to be a man's helper but now it's otherwise.
Naija girls have proven to be a source of misery to men.
instead of them to help and stick with u they will rather tie u down and heap their burden on your head as they now see relationship as a means of occupation.
these hoes called women have nothing to offer in a man's life.
they cannot even keep up with intellectual discussions, bringing up creative ideas, innovative matters. they only know how to trend nonsense on Twitter Instagram uploading pictures on Facebook.
useless creatures.
I have already given up on them, best thing is to go pay for a service of a lady, engage on a contract with her and after she delivers a child to me I pay her off.
girls are not really worth the headache.
useless liabilities.
Hmmmm...
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Reacts As Social Media Bill Passes Second Reading In Senate by oyinda1599(f): 8:11pm On Nov 22, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


There's a lot to be bothered about and not this.
This is indeed the height of misplaced priorities.

Someone that should be worried that she is yet to register for antenatal classes is more concerned over the Social Media Bill.

The truth is,
Our leaders have failed us and so has she.
"Hanty please when wee you born?" Members of the Womb Watchers of the World (WWW) are tired of waiting in vain.

I am only disappointed in those bastaards that liked your comment. I know you are an elderly man, trust me you are really a depressed soul, I will be praying for you.
Romance / Re: Women: What Will You Do? by oyinda1599(f): 10:06pm On Nov 21, 2019
OLUWABIG:


can i chat you privately ?
No you can't.

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