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Jokes Etc / Na So You Bad Reach? Part 2 by pastormosix(m): 1:38am On Mar 22, 2017
Minutes later I was in the office doing what I know how to do best when there is no file on my table— Nairalanding—- when my phone rang and a strange number appeared on the screen. Well, I actually prayed that it be that babe that I just finished speaking to in the buka else I would jump from the 10th floor.
“Hallo— Attai speaking”
I said into the mouthpiece of the phone.
“Hi, this is Vera, the girl (o puuleeaaassee) you spoke to in the buka”
A beautiful voice replied me. I was partially blown away with how nice her voice sounded on the phone.
“Hiiii…. I was thinking of how I was gonna ask you your name since it would have been odd in that situation”
“I know, I felt the same way too”
She replied. Wow, my mind had already pictured her naakeed whining her waist while I pump my full length into her. Call me a pervert but I do that all the time, especially when my spirit agrees I was gonna fucckk you. Ladies forgive my bluntness.
“Nice, I am kinda busy now, will call you later.”
I said before saying a hasty bye and listened as she dropped the call. Me busy nah, just forming, no way was I gonna allow someone make me miss “Diary of a S£x Addict”, never. But then my mind told me I already had a game in my hand and I sure was gonna apply Mazi’s way in this one. Who says Nairaland Sexuality section is not educational? I swear that person needs to rethink.
Hours later I followed a driver in my organization down who wanted to deliver a package to the postal office, I was gisting him about my new catch and I was engrossed in the story that I followed him into the car, forgetting my official duties for the time being.
“O boy, see that babe wey I been yarn you about na… Wait make I ask her where she dey go”
I told Ezekiel the driver. He slowed the car down.
“Hey, Vera….”
I called her as she walked past the car obviously not noticing I was the one at the passenger seat. She stopped and looked towards my direction before breaking to a smile.
“Where are you headed?”
I asked as she came closer to the car.
“Home of course, we’ve closed.”
She replied me while I sized her breeaast with my eyes.
“Why don’t you enter so we can drop you off at Masalachi junction (una know there na), its better then walking all the way down since we are headed somewhere else for now.”
I said sweetly while she obliged and entered into the car which was blasting cool music and the AC turned on. I looked back at her and saw the welcome relief on her face as she adjusted and settled down for the short journey which was silent as I did not say anything to her until we dropped her off at the junction before continuing our journey.
“Men, Attai, that babe tight oooo”
Ezekiel said as we zoomed off.
“My eyes na only tight babe e dey see na, that’s why I be Foxybone”
I said with a knowing smile that I already had the girl on my palms, all I needed do is make the desired move, a move that I did not make but was instigated into making it by Vera herself. Yeah… Some girls would want to fucckk you from the very first time, it is not charm neither is it spiritual, girls too have their own intimate fantasy.Well…. grin grin grin
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Jokes Etc / Na So You Bad Reach? Part 1 by pastormosix(m): 3:25am On Mar 17, 2017
Kai, having read all this stories and all them girls write-up, I began thinking in my head, what if I wasn’t giving my girlfriend enough ffuucck right now, would she go and ffuucckk someone else? shocked shocked Yesu….. I dey fear ooo… Though me no dey faithful in the sense of fucckking only one toto but na only she me love sha… A man is polygamous in nature so una no fit blame me. Make una just dey hail me so my head go dey big but if I give another girl belle carry am come talk for here, make una no condemn me oooooo grin grin grin grin….
Me don dey work for another organization for Abuja and I been don yan una that one before, I believe say some people fit don see me but them no know say na me be foxybone… Even people for office dey follow me but them no know say na me and I never ready to tell them jor. grin grin grin
As I comot from inside office that fateful afternoon make I go buy recharge card and after that go chop food for one buka close to office na (if I call the name, person fit know) na so I jam this babe for the recharge card joint, she ma wan buy card but this time no be the first time wey me dey see am. I just look her bakassi wey she dey carry gimme sleepless day each time I sight am. Na so I blow whistle enter air come stare as the shape of her pant come show for the short black skirt wey she wear. Na so my stupid diicckk just nod im head, choi, the penniss no go disgrace me one day oo.
“Abeg gimme MTN for N750”
I tell the recharge card girl using the coolest voice wey I fit muster take count the words. Na so the babe turn look me na so I turn my face like say another thing catch my attention while I just jump dey dance ajasco for my mind. Kai… If I hear say na N750 recharge card I wan buy, I go carry that thing go sell to my oga jor. angry angry
“Bros see am o.”
I just hear the ugly recharge card girl tell me.
“Thank you. You boyfriend suppose hold you tight o, you na wife material you be”
Na so I tell the babe come turn dey go dey laugh for my mind grin, wife material indeed, if you dash her to me, I go carry am do blood money I swear.
I just waka jejely go wear them dey sell food come siddon, na so I wan order Akpu and Afang soup the same babe come follow me waka enter the buka ma. Which kind devil dey send this one na, na so I come dey vex small small for my mind.
“Waiter, please bring me white soup, rice with plantain and a bottle of malt to go with it.”
Yesu, I turn glutton immediately while my pocket just dey cry. Na me wan spend N1,200 so because of say I wan impress person wey I never even talk to.
As I finish make my order na so the babe just carry her busy body from where she been stand dey look for seat come siddon close to me. Na so I carry eye look down come see as her yellow laps just dey stare me for my face. Chei!! How I wan carry talk to this fine sisi now, I begin rack my brain for how I go carry start.
“Please bring me garri and vegetable soup”
Na so she tell waiter wey drop my food for table. Kai… So na wetin she wan chop na im me dey shame to chop akpu. Wey I for just manage my money wey no go reach me do transport go house na cry cry cry
The vex just make me bone dey eat my food, just dey use the fork and knife wey I no even dey use to.
“How do you enjoy this combination?”
Na so she throw me the question. Men!!! See falling hands, say na bad combination be this abi wetin you dey yarn sef angry
“You should try it someday, experience they say surpasses stories”
I answer her back. Na only her sabi English ne undecided
“I already did that, had to go for check up after I could not control my stooling for days”
She come answer. See this woman dey talk of sh..it wey me dey chop.
“Sorry about that, we all have different metabolism, mine prefers something like this because of the kind of work I do.”
My bad mind come urge me forward:
“You know how it is when you stay up at night doing what you are supposed to be doing in the gym during the day”
Na so she come laugh as she understand where I dey drive go. Na so me just concentrate on my food dey chop like no man’s business while my head dey calculate how I wan carry ask her her name and phone number.
“Hey… Are you gonna finish all that?”
She come ask like bollor angry
“Why not, I paid full money for it so I’m going to eat to my fill. I don’t joke with my stomach.”
I answer her as I dey drink the water of the white soup.
“You are funny”
She say as she dey laugh. I resemble basket mouth neh? The last time wey I check, him get dada and big mouth while I fair come get slim lip tongue tongue
“I will take that as a compliment.”
I answer as I comot money from pocket dey pay the waiter, come use style comot my complimentary card ma drop am for table for her.
“You may holla at me.”
I tell her as I begin waka, dey form big boy. cool cool cool

To Be Continued….


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Jokes Etc / Lagos Driver Brings Out Manhood For Passengers by pastormosix(m): 6:01pm On Dec 08, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Unbelievable!! Parrot Appears In Court To Testify Against A Murder Suspect by pastormosix(m): 9:16pm On Dec 04, 2016
Bud, a parrot, appeared in
a court on Friday to stand
as a witness to an alleged
crime involving a woman
from Michigan, USA
accused of gunning down
her husband.
The case of Glenna Duram
made news last year when it
was revealed that her parrot
was the sole witness of the
fatal shooting of her 45-year-
old husband Martin on May
12, 2015.
“Don’t f**king shoot,” Bud
could be heard on a video
that family members
recorded several weeks after
the killing — and in which
they insisted he was
mimicking the couple as
they were arguing.
“That bird picks up anything
and everything,” the victim’s
mother, Lillian Duram, told
Today in June. “He’s got the
filthiest mouth around.”
Duram, who survived what
prosecutors believe was a
self-inflicted gunshot wound
to the head, is charged with
first-degree murder.
Witnesses took the stand as
Duram heard evidence
against her at the
preliminary hearing Friday.
One witness said the state of
the house suggested a
struggle.
The local prosecutor
previously told the station
that he has not ruled out
putting the African Grey
parrot on the stand.
But Bud’s current owner
said the prosecutor believes
he has enough evidence
against Duram to convict
her.
“This is unusual,” NBC
analyst Lisa Bloom said
earlier on Today. “We don’t
often have an animal being
called to come in and testify
as an eyewitness to a
murder.”
Duram was her husband’s
second wife and police said
the marriage was strained
by financial and gambling
problems.
Police, earlier, said Duram
left several suicide notes.
She denied writing them and
is being held without bond
at the Newaygo County Jail.
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C++ is an object oriented programming (OOP) language, developed by Bjarne Stroustrup, and is an extension of C language. It is therefore possible to code C++ in a "C style" or "object-oriented style." In certain scenarios, it can be coded in either way and is thus an effective example of a hybrid language.
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C++ Programming Language C++ is one of the most popular languages primarily utilized with system/application software, drivers, client-server applications and embedded firmware. The main highlight of C++ is a collection of pre-defined classes, which are data types that can be instantiated multiple times. The language also facilitates declaration of user defined classes. Classes can further accommodate member functions to implement specific functionality. Multiple objects of a particular class can be defined to implement the functions within the class. Objects can be defined as instances created at run time. These classes can also be inherited by other new classes which take in the public and protected functionalities by default. C++ includes several i such as comparison, arithmet bit manipulation, logical operators etc. One of the most attractive features of C++ is that it enables the overloading of certain operators such as addition. A few of the essential concepts within C++ programming language include polymorphism, virtual and friend functions, templates, namespaces and pointers.
Definition - What does C++ Programming Language mean?
C++ is an object oriented programming (OOP) language, developed by Bjarne Stroustrup, and is an extension of C language. It is therefore possible to code C++ in a "C style" or "object-oriented style." In certain scenarios, it can be coded in either way and is thus an effective example of a hybrid language. C++ is a general purpose object oriented programming language. It is considered to be an intermediate level language, as it encapsulates both high and low level language features. Initially, the language was called 'C with classes’ as it had all properties of C language with an additional concept of 'classes’. However, it was renamed to C++ in 1983. It is pronounced "C-Plus-Plus."

C++ Programming Language C++ is one of the most popular languages primarily utilized with system/application software, drivers, client-server applications and embedded firmware. The main highlight of C++ is a collection of pre-defined classes, which are data types that can be instantiated multiple times. The language also facilitates declaration of user defined classes. Classes can further accommodate member functions to implement specific functionality. Multiple objects of a particular class can be defined to implement the functions within the class. Objects can be defined as instances created at run time. These classes can also be inherited by other new classes which take in the public and protected functionalities by default. C++ includes several operators such as comparison, arithmetic, bit manipulation, logical operators etc. One of the most attractive features of C++ is that it enables the overloading of certain operators such as addition. A few of the essential concepts within C++ programming language include polymorphism, virtual and friend functions, templates, namespaces and pointers.

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Literature / The Day I Almost Died After Checking My Girlfriend’s Phone”- A True Life Story by pastormosix(m): 4:53pm On Dec 02, 2016
After my crazy Prostitute experience and post, a friend and a reader of my blog decided to share his crazy story with me! Lalasticlala, please help review in case it is front page worthy. Mind you, this is a true life story! Are you with me? Sit tight! ============================ Back in the days, I used to ask myself. Why do I always feel this evil urge to snoop on my partner’s phone? Well, this story I am about to share will tell you why it is never ever good to want to check your partner’s phone and how what I saw almost gave me a heart attack. The reasons for me wanting to spy on my partner are not far-fetched. They are the backdrop of these two probing questions. 1. Why was she always laughing heartily when chatting? 2. Why was she uncomfortable when I tried to touch her phone? I learnt my lesson the bitter way during my NYSC days and trust me I would never try it again. I was posted to a school in a village somewhere in the Southwest as a teacher, and I decided to settle in after trying countless times to redeploy to PortHarcourt to no avail. On my way to report at my place of primary assignment (PPA) as ‘they’ call it, I met two other female Corp members in the bus headed same way. Ada and Cynthia (not real names) were very beautiful girls, but based on my ‘convo’ with the two of them, Ada seemed more exposed and mature than Cynthia. I therefore resorted to choosing Cynthia as my target for NYSC relationship since she appeared the easier ‘catch’ based on my analysis. After all, NYSC is National year of Sex and Cohabitation. After settling down in Corpers’ lodge provided by the school, I tried my best to get close to Cynthia but she always seemed not to be interested in me. I got my lucky break a month later when both Cynthia and Ada had a serious misunderstanding. We became close and I told her my intentions. Cynthia ‘claimed’ to be a church worker/evangelist in nearby Lagos and continued with her church activities in school and the village. I once saw Cynthia counselling female students on premarital sex and keeping boyfriends at such age. Cynthia refused my sexual advances due to her ‘seeming’ religious beliefs, although she was not a virgin. She claimed to be born again and in my mind I was like E be like say I don find wife oh! Cynthia would tell me stories about the numerous guys toasting and disturbing her and the fool that I was, we would laugh over it, not knowing ‘she and I were both laughing at my foolishness’ As Konji was taking a hold of me, I began to look for alternatives, but the fear of Cynthia made most of my targets say No. Thinking to myself, I would say: Nawa o, babe dey help chop my 19,800 allawi plus 25000 my uncle sends me and yet no show. Cynthia would travel down to Lagos every two weeks for church activities, and share me stories of the crusade service and I would say to myself, This geh really loves me sha, well, I love her too. Cynthia usually makes use of my Laptop to chat on Facebook. There was this particular occasion when one of her so called toasters once sent her a nude pic, and she screamed to me; ‘Boo, can you see this arrant nonsense’? Such a wonderful and faithful girlfriend! I would say! Our corper love wantintin continued until one Friday, I was alone and bored in the lodge, just staring at the ceiling doing nothing. Cynthia had gone to Lagos as usual for her crusades and other corp members had gone for celebration at a nearby village. I brought out my laptop, connected my modem and began to surf the internet. After surfing for about an hour, I decided to check Facebook. As I opened the Facebook page, Cynthia’s ID stared at me in the face. I remembered it was her account that was last logged in. At that moment, the evil thought of checking her Facebook chats occurred to me. You know, when you use another person’s device to log into your Facebook account, you will untick the remember me text box so that no one will be able to check your account when you are gone. I was in this process trying to figure out what her password would be when I remembered that earlier that week I had helped Cynthia register for a job advert using a username and password she wrote at the back of my Jotter. I quickly searched for that jotter, found it and tried the same password and Hooray! I was in her account. I began to check her chats with her so called toasters/ disturbers. In her chat with Felix (not real name), he was making some crazy sexual requests (that blew my brains out), which my born again Cynthia obliged. They chatted about their last escapade how he enjoyed her so much. You need to see as drops upon drops of sweat cascaded down my face as if I just finished having my bath without drying the water off my body! Wallahi, that water could fill a glass cup of drink. It was crazy, I was shocked! So the so called church programs she went for was all a lie, I opened my mouth in disbelief. I found two other chats with some other guys she was sleeping with. Have you ever felt heartbroken before? The beats of your heart? Like you wanted to floor to open and swallow you up? Mine was more. I was perspiring, heavy breaths oh! It wasn’t a small something. I could not eat for 2 days till I fell ill. I practically kicked myself so hard. I was so naive and stupid. I felt like I wanted to die! I learnt my lesson that day, Never ever snoop on your partner because what you may find can lead to heart attack. Biko, if you know you cannot deal with the worst! Don’t ever snoop on your partner’s phone oh! You want to know what I did to Cynthia when she returned? Hehe! Funny readers, I’d leave that for another day! Abeg! I cannot share it here, maybe when you come check Deedeesblog, I can decide to share! LOL! I am very sure a lot of you guys can relate to this! Have you ever snooped on your partner’s chats before? Did you see the unbelievable, as for me, na only God go allow me trust woman again as I almost had a heart attack. Feel free to share your experiences!

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Webmasters / How To Become A Web Host by pastormosix(m): 10:52pm On Dec 01, 2016
Starting Your Own Hosting Company Time to starting your own web hosting business? Check out this guide of the basics before you take the leap of faith.
How To Become A Web Host A question that is asked quite frequently. First and foremost we must point out that web hosting is not a get rich quick scheme or an easy business to run. It takes alot of patience, computer and technical knowledge and a solid background in Computer Science to run a successful and solid web hosting company. Some may disagree with this, especially with the innovation of "Control Panels" that makes it easier for anyone to get a pre-built server and start hosting sites. In reality, it's not really that simple. Yes you can lease a dedicated server from a provider and start hosting sites once you are familiar with the control panel BUT a very important point to remember is those control panels still have their limitations. If you do decide to start your own hosting company, here are some basic questions to ask yourself *before* starting a hosting firm.

1. How much time do I have to invest into this company? In this day and age, most clients are expecting 24 hour support. Are you able to be on call 24 hours a day to handle all the technical and sales requests that will be coming in once you start your company? Prompt support is a very key aspect of having a successful hosting business, so this is one of the first questions you should ask yourself before starting your company. Am I able to offer the support my clients will need?

2. Familiarity with the latest software and platforms? Have you done your homework in terms of researching what are the latest software, how they work and the pricing. It is very important to be familiar with the software that needs to be installed on the server (s) that you will be using to host your client's websites. For instance IIS when using Windows 2000 server is something you will need to be very familiar with, if you are going to be hosting sites on a Windows Server. On a good note, Microsoft offers a huge library of information on all their software, but it will take a serious time investment to be familiar with all the options available, security leaks, and you have to be always on the look out for the latest patches. In terms of Linux, this is a bit more complicated. A strong command and knowledge of SSH (Secure Shell Security) is needed. Even if you have a control panel such as Cpanel which offers a program called Web Host Manager, a strong background in Telnet Commands will be needed or you will be lost.


3. Financial Investment Are you willing to spend the money necessary to start making some money? In many cases you will need to make some serious finanacial investment when starting your own hosting firm. Be very weary of the fact that many of the software on the market are not cheap, and the type of servers most of your clients will be expecting their sites to be hosted on, will not be cheap either. Many expect their site to be hosted on Dual Pentium servers that are sturdy and reliable, so some investment will be needed. On the other hand, there is the cheaper way, which is to simply lease a dedicated server that offers a high amount of bandwidth from another hosting firm, and then host your clients sites on that server. It's an easy way to start your own company with little investment, BUT be forewarned that with network outages, server crashes, you will have little or no control unless you can contact your dedicated server provider for a prompt reboot or resolution of the network problem.

4. Hiring of Employees? Will you be hiring any employees to start, or will you be a one man show until the business picks up? If you choose to not hire any employees then obviously your financial investment is less, BUT your time investment into the business has now skyrocketed. No employees will mean you will have to handle all the technical and sales requests along with any other problem that may occur. It is important to weigh this aspect carefully as it could make or break you.

5. Resources/Steps To Start A Hosting Company. A. Registration of Company Name Do a search on the internet for trade name registration in your particular state. This will allow you to register a DBA known as Doing Business As name within your particular state. This option is the easiest way to have an actual business name instead of using your actual real name. If you would like to go straight ahead and become a Corporation instead of just using a DBA then you can use a site such as MyCorporation.com to get started with your own Corporate business. B. Purchasing of Servers/Leasing of Servers If you decided to purchase your own servers, you have a few options. You can get a server custom built by manufacturers or you can even go the option of leasing your server from a company such as Dell or Gateway. They offer a monthly leasing to own plan. If you decide to lease a Dedicated Server , then you can review offerings from companies such as Rackshack.net, Eservers.biz, Rackspace.com, Cyberworldservers.com just to name a few. Each of those companies will allow you to lease a server on their connection, set a specified amount of bandwidth, and allow you to host your client's websites on the server you lease from them. If you're starting small we highly recommend using a Reseller account from either HostGator or GreenGeeks. Both these providers offer Reseller alternatives at a reasonable fee. You can read more about Reseller Hosting in our related articles below or directly on these two providers' websites.
C. Office/Data Center Space With the purchase of servers, you'll need office space or as some say a Data Center to house these servers. You will have to look around for space in your local city for the best location with enough space for growth to house your servers and your connection.
D. Bandwidth Providers If purchasing your own servers direct, you'll need a provider that can run a line to the server through a router to feed the bandwidth. Some companies that offer bandwidth are : Level3.com , Twtelecom.com, Verio.com, and for cheaper bandwidth you can use Cogentco.com. Each of these companies will allow you to have bandwidth in your data center facility. These are just some of the *basic* steps necessary to get started with your own hosting firm. The task

seem daunting, but it can be achieved with hard work and dedication. The web hosting market may seem saturated with new hosting companies forming literally each day, but there is still room techncially for another good company. Once you can offer the support and reliability your customers need then you will grow as a firm mainly through word of mouth. If you treat your customers good, they will refer others to your service. In a nutshell, hosting is not an easy business to start, but it can be a profitable and rewarding one when the necessary steps are taken. We hope that this helps anyone who is trying to get into the hosting biz!

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