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Romance / Re: Man Dies Days After He Caught His Girlfriend Cheating On Him (Photo) by pato1(m): 7:59pm On Apr 16, 2022
emmy512:
Your girl variables should never be declared with "const" but "var" . Worst case a "Let" .
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Anything other than the last two is gona cause a sys breakdown.

Bro am an upcoming programmer... Will love kike mind like u
Programming / Re: How Much Programming Knowledge Can I Amass In 3 Months? by pato1(m): 4:24pm On Mar 17, 2022
Who can help me with the best school to learn programming... Learning all by myself online ain't helping
Health / Re: How Do People In Nigeria Sleep? by pato1(m): 12:01am On Mar 17, 2022
Am learning to be like a chameleon, learning to adapt as it plays out... Since my complains and wailing will only make me sick... Why not channel the energy on being optimistic and staying sane as much as i can...
Crime / Re: Soldier Flogs His Girlfriend's "Bestie" (video) by pato1(m): 9:47pm On Feb 11, 2022
zikter:
If it is a real trained soldier, you will find it hard to combat him one on one, except you are also a trained person in combat art.

I go beat the guy turn turn
Crime / Re: Soldier Flogs His Girlfriend's "Bestie" (video) by pato1(m): 9:46pm On Feb 11, 2022
I blame the stupid fibble man that can't fight back..
I trust my barrack boys, Flog kill you there we go fight am blow to blow...

Even if una be two as far as you nor hold gun..
Baba your body go tell you...
Unto say i nor be soldier nor mean say i never chop the training if nor be politics when don enter the force...

Anyways Goodluck 2 the both of them
Celebrities / Re: I Feel Pity For My Boyfriend's Wife – Bobrisky by pato1(m): 8:57am On Feb 08, 2022
Brownygold002:
I Neva asked for your worthless opinion. Besides his money is the least of my problems.

Its your sense thats worthless... Ugly bigot...
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Suspends Rev James Anelu For Banning Igbo Songs In Parish by pato1(m): 8:47am On Feb 08, 2022
When will tribalism be contained in Nigeria...
One of the things we are known for is... Ethnic and religious crises and its now sinking us as a people...

Sometimes i don't blame those that decides not to attend church, there' is nothing like one body, one baptism or one people... I tell you we are all deceiving ourselves

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Crime / Re: Man Threatens Mother With Acid For Not Disclosing His Biological Father by pato1(m): 8:34am On Feb 08, 2022
When i was 23yrs i asked my mum who is my father and where is he... She knows him but don't know where he is... She took me to where they last met in Ajegunle and we started tracing him till we got in contact with his siblings...

She made a lot of efforts showing me who my real father was because i asked...

The woman is not suppose to be a mother for hiding the fathers identity from the son...

Woman show your son his father cause next time your neighbours might not be able to safe you...

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Celebrities / Re: I Feel Pity For My Boyfriend's Wife – Bobrisky by pato1(m): 10:54am On Feb 07, 2022
Brownygold002:
embarassedEverything abt dis bobrisky fellow disgusts me. Eww... embarassed

Calm down madam... If bob request you be his abi her PA, i know you will rush to take the offer mostly if she offers to pay you more than 200k monthly with other benefits....
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys: Will These Girls Ever Listen? by pato1(m): 10:46am On Feb 07, 2022
What were they saying about her body... Complete the story please... Its kinda interesting

Blazebond:
They will never learn probably because of poverty,was at a hotel outside bar when four young boys and a young girl strolled in laughing and talking loud,they sat down not too far from our table, and the laughter was because one of the guys wasn’t allowed to knack by the girl,the guy was angry and the girl was pleading with the guy to relax,that she is very tired and should be given some time to relax before they go back inside to resume the knacks and the crazy part is that, the girl ain’t a call girl o,she is a friend to them whom they all begged to knack and she surprisingly agreed. We heard all these when the girl went into the hotel to change her top,see how the guys where talking nonsense about her body,these youths are crazy.

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Business / Re: Man Uses Mercedes G-Wagon To Sell Plantain In Owerri (Video) by pato1(m): 9:51am On Feb 05, 2022
The video is kinda hilarious... Imagine the surprises on the face of on lookers and the dude was busy with sales...

I see a pure hustler
Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Guy Who Is Still Living With His Mother? by pato1(m): 3:13pm On Feb 04, 2022
DrMrsFunmi:
if that is you in the picture that guy uploaded then you should be ashamed of yourself.
Cos I know the lady in that picture, she is into hook up from coded runs and all those sites that advertises prostitutes and their services.
My dear sister go and find a better hustle cos ashawo no be work..
I'm advising you as a mother

Wahala be like wetin again

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Nairaland / General / Re: Aside From Money, What's Most Important Thing To You by pato1(m): 2:43pm On Feb 04, 2022
Happiness... I wonder why am not seeing money in the list... You can have a job and still be broke... Imagine Mr funny making a whooping of more than 10M monthly for creating contents online...

In his case what do you think he will pick when given this options
Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021 Semi-Finals: . (1 - 3) pen On 3rd Feb 2022 by pato1(m): 10:01pm On Feb 03, 2022
helinues:


Which ever way, ticket go still burst

grin

Naso my 10k burn ����

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Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021 Semi-Finals: . (1 - 3) pen On 3rd Feb 2022 by pato1(m): 8:19pm On Feb 03, 2022
Froshloaded:
Omg
That was close

Cameroon go beat egypt oo

Lol

People tickets go burst ooo
Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021 Semi-Finals: . (1 - 3) pen On 3rd Feb 2022 by pato1(m): 8:18pm On Feb 03, 2022
Make Egypt no fall my hands oooo...
The way Cameroon dey play like say dem go win this match
Politics / Re: Policeman Shoots Soldier Dead In Borno by pato1(m): 7:49am On Feb 03, 2022
Kharol1234:
Yesterday Army Personnel killed a Prison Warder today POLICE kill Army Personnel only God know who NCDC go kill tomorrow

Same thought bro...
It shows how untrained the forces have turned out to be...

They act so shamelessly...
Very pathetic
Education / Re: Ogun: Smoking Schoolgirls Asked To Return To Class by pato1(m): 10:06pm On Feb 01, 2022
We need to sanitize Ogun state as a whole
Romance / Re: My Engagement Is About To Be Broken by pato1(m): 8:57am On Feb 01, 2022
What do you want us to do brother in dismay!!

You checkrd her phone and didn't see anything means she doesn't do backyard runs ba... Mumu man
The babe is wiser and smarter, she wouldn't leave any trail...

Leave her before you guys kill each other, how will you marry someone that you guys quarel all the time cause una blood dey hot...

See you know what to do...

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Crime / Re: Man Kills 2 Keke Riders & A Motorcyclist In Jos (Graphic Photos) by pato1(m): 8:52am On Feb 01, 2022
Ghost1994:
Naija system is fvcked up.

Everybody want to make money by fire by force cry

Imagine the idiot killing innocent fathers/brothers because of used keke/okada Damn!

Likewise the teenager that kill a young girl because of money ritual that doesn’t work.

My opinion to all these rubbish is simple you see any parents/society who worship money over hardwork and humanity will suffer allot of killings like this.

We in Nigeria use big English to give meanings to a thief. For examples:-

Instead of us to say: you see that uncle, he’s a thief he’s stealing peoples money. They would say that guy is a yahoo boy

You see that house, efcc came to sealed it off because the owner of the house is a thief. Nigerians will say that house is sealed off because the owner laundered the money .

You see that guy walking around, he’s always stealing peoples properties and killing peoples dreams faster than anything. Naija will put it in another dimension that the guy is scamming people.

Is not that English is bad, but the whole naija society accepted this rubbish called yahoo/ritual and so on.

Some parent nowadays doesn’t give a fck where their kids got a pen but during our time(s) they don’t born you to bring home ordinary eraser that’s not yours.

Teenagers displaying iPhone 12/13 all around the neighborhoods but the parents are happy that their kids have join gangs of yahoo(thief)

Nollywood pack stack illiterate producers/film makers all they fckkng understand is healings/visiting babalawo up and down for everything. Well visiting babalawo is not a bad thing but does that really necessary in these times and period of rampant yahoo+

A movie that glorify money ritual that’s using body parts are only giving hope to desperate idiot and that the person actually makes money from it, the desperate viewer doesn’t care if the guy later die in movie. All what desperate people are after is that so far the ritualist makes money from it he’ll do it.

Oh Nigeria, a society that accepted yahoo in every industry be it music/movie /religious and all

A country whose religious leaders doesn’t give a bleep of preaching humanity but all they care is give to church and mosques.

I blame almost everybody because when you ask 7 in 10 out of southwestern neighborhoods brothers and sisters to point you someone into fraud, you’ll be amazed to see that it’s almost amongst the family of everyone.

I blame all the south west leaders because majority of them are shallow minded too thinking of money ritual being real.

What’s the solution: let’s start speaking out and use one voice to force this rubbish to stop. Let there be awareness in government schools/neighborhoods/movie industry/skit makers/music industry/religious gatherings that money ritual doesn’t work. It as never work, it’ll never work and bring public executions judgement for these set of barbaric human beings.

Hard-work pays continue hustling don’t get carried away God will be with us all.

I weep for this country

How I wish this piece will peirce into the minds of those perpetrators and Nigeria at large... I need to copy nd paste on my fb
Politics / Re: Buhari: Nigeria Has Passed The Stage Of Coups For Good by pato1(m): 7:51am On Feb 01, 2022
I weep for this country Nigeria, where the Army has no stronghold on anything...
They don't have the will power to do anything except they are given order by the president...

How will there be a coup when their allegiance is already to the president...

Let's just watch and see if something miraculous can happen, cause from the 90s the country keeps decaying and its getting worst day by day...
Education / Re: Should I Acquire My First Degree From National Open University? by pato1(m): 10:44pm On Jan 31, 2022
Phock2sweet:
Instead to waste money use that money learn correct program. Before 2/years u don dey swim inside millions.

Which type program go fetch me millions before two years?
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Invaded My Neighbourhood and this trick saved me by pato1(m): 10:05am On Jan 31, 2022
Am glad that you escaped such terrible experience... May we not become victims of circumstances...
Quick money syndrome, laziness and lack of good sense of humor is driving the youth to commit atrocities...
God help us

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Religion / Re: Nigeria Baptist Convention Paid Bandits N250m To Release Abducted Bethel Student by pato1(m): 5:57pm On Jan 14, 2022
Naija my country...
250M for ransome...
Why not give that money to the poor and needy...

I fix laptop very affordable
Crime / Re: Man Stabbed To Death By Daughter’s Lover in Delta by pato1(m): 5:52pm On Jan 14, 2022
Onto pkekus una dey kill una self.... I wonder wetin nusa nor go see for gate... Me nor fit fight over any woman ooo... God forbid
Politics / Re: Bandits: Our Informants Are Officials Of Zamfara, Sokoto Governments by pato1(m): 3:21pm On Feb 04, 2021
Sometimes am scared to comment cause I don't know who is watching...
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Businessman, 1 Other With 3.027kg Cocaine At Abuja & Lagos Airport by pato1(m): 3:07pm On Feb 04, 2021
What else can I say... Stop crime they wouldn't hear, everyone wanna get rich before their time...
Is either drugs
Internet fraud
Oil buckery
Kidnapping
Arm robbery
Or money ritual...

Naija Leaders help the youth with legitimate jobs and a good environment for genuine hustle and all those stuffs I mentioned above will reduce drastically...
Romance / Re: As A Guy, Have You Ever Been Misinterpreted By a Lady Your Trying To Help? by pato1(m): 8:37pm On Nov 14, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
Oga tell us the truth, ... That your so called Innocent Offer you made to that woman, If it were your Fellow Man, would you have made such an Offer to him grin grin

Confirm question
Romance / Re: Why Are So Many Decent People Single Nowadays? by pato1(m): 8:33pm On Nov 14, 2020
Marry for companionship and leave the rest biko...
I don't like what I hate
Religion / Re: Sexual Temptations And The Movie Industry by pato1(m): 8:17pm On Aug 30, 2020
Getting rid of sexual sin is almost impossible... Even if you don't watch movies, you see half nude girls everywhere around festac parading themselves.. Causing mayhams in the heart of men... Corruption started a long time ago.. That's the main reason why prostitution is the oldest profession in the world....

God help us...

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Sports / Re: Bayern Munich: First Unbeaten Champions Since Manchester United In 2007/08 by pato1(m): 10:29pm On Aug 23, 2020
victor4ekele:
So Lewandoski did not break CR7 record of 17
goals... hahaha Ronaldo record remains
unbreakable.. congrats to Bayern and I just won a
bet of 120K

How much did you stake to win such an amount

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