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Sports / Nigerian Born Kingsley Onuegbu Set For German Bundesliga Debut.. by patoski96(m): 3:25pm On Aug 25, 2012
The 2012/2013 German Bundesliga season started on Friday with champions Borrusia Dortmund hosting Werder Bremen. Today, Nigerians will be eager to see Kaduna-born Kingsley Onuegbu star for newly promoted Greuther Fuerth against giants Bayern Munich.

The Nigerian joined the club in 2010 in the third division and scored 23 goals in two seasons as they won the second Bundesliga to gain promotion last season. It’s the first season in top flight for the club and Onuegbu will relish a debut at home again top side like Bayern.

Onuegbu, who left Lagos at 20 to join his father in Paris, France, only played street soccer in Nigeria before his football career began in Germany in summer 2005 with SC Idar-Oberstein. In his first professional season for SC Idar-Oberstein in 2007–08, Onuegbu scored twelve goals in his 26 games. In summer 2008 he joined Eintracht Braunschweig. On 11 May 2010, he left Eintracht Braunschweig to sign for SpVgg Greuther Fuerth.Goodluck to you boy!

Romance / Are We Truely Meant For Each Other ? Take This Simple Quiz And Find Out: by patoski96(m): 11:38am On Aug 24, 2012
1) His/her choice of music:
A)Crap(but I pretend I like it)
B)Same as mine
C)Ok

2) You have more 'disagreements'about:
A)Politics/Religion/Society
B)Money
C)keeping the house clean
D)How many kids you want
C)Supid little things

3) You say jump and your partner say:
A)"How high" ?
B)Make me dinner
C)What are you talking about
D)Shut up

4) Does your Partner:
A)criticize your friends?
B)Take you out at least once a week?
C)Surprise you often?
D)Complain τ̩̩̥ much
E)Talk to their friends more than you?

5)When it comes to food you and your partner:
A)Have similar tastes
B)Are complete opposites
C)Are always keen to try new things
D)Don't really care all that much

6)Do you sometimes:
A)Fantasize about your partners friends?
B)Feel depressed in your relationship?
C)Wonder why you have the best partner ever?
D)Think its time to move on?
E) Wonder what the hell you are doing with this person?

7) Is your relationship:
A)The best you've ever had?
B) Getting a bit dull
C)Need spicing up?
D) A flop?

cool When it comes to conversation:
A)You and your partner share little in common
B)You and your partner talk for hours about everything and anything
C) We have a few interesting ones
D)We hardly talk
E)I pretend to be interested


9)You are with your partner:
A)Until the end of time
B)Until something better comes along
C)Cause it seems right
D)Till I start getting bored
E)For the money

10)Your partner:
A)Allows you to take his/her call
B)Makes few steps away from you just to take calls
C)Switches off mobile
D)Never wants you near his/her cell phone

11)Your partners family is:
A)An embarrassment
B)Haven't met them yet
C)I try to avoid them (somehow)
D)They seem ok
12)Your partner:
A)barely even know the color of your dress
B)pretends you are hot
C)barely even admire you
D)Hardly even says I love you
E)Says I love you and you can feel it

13) You'd prefer:
A)A night in with your partner
B)A night out on the night with your friends
C)A bit of time alone
D)A pet
E)A new computer
14)When push comes to shove,you would always choose:
A)Your friends
B)Your family
C)Your God
D)Your partner

15)Has you partner:
A)Ever been so drunk he/she barely recognizes you?
B)Discussed entrusted secrets with friends?
C)Beats you up @ heated arguements
D)Almost gave you a slap but never did anyways?
Politics / We Must Return Men Of Dignity.. by patoski96(m): 5:47pm On Aug 21, 2012
I
t might sound funny but it’s the truth, any group that cannot be identified by a certain way of doing things is a cultureless people, No matter how one may look at it China’s Economic growth /exploits have so much to do with their culture of staying more productive in all circumstances and their ability to stay truthful to themselves at all times.
As a growing child i was nurtured to understand that what really matters in an individual’s life is integrity, honor and respect, I didn’t grow up in what could be describe as a “BEST” home but we were made to accept that “A MAN” Should be a model of honor in all ramifications, a man should be guided by a certain principle that promotes dignity at all times
For instance, right from nursery school age I knew that it’s completely wrong to take anything that does not belong to me because my father will kill me if he gets to hear it, Let me make it simple I didn’t have to take someone else’s thing because I have never seen my daddy steal items/Property/funds that does not belong to him, In other words who I am today has so much to do with what my parents thought me yesterday, I watched this man(My Dad) with all his dignity, honor and respect for his fellow countryman, I watched him even on his sick bed pray that God should be merciful to us his people and appoint us Men with integrity, Men who will lead by self example and selflessness.
Men who will continue to say the truth and never mind what mortal flesh will do to them, My dear father died with that prayer and am glad he died with respect and dignity but I still long to see the day his wishes and prayer will come to pass, I know am not the only one who grew from such home in Nigeria and iam sure that there are still Men of dignity in this country, but wait a minute come to think of that, Where are they? I mean men who truly and honestly know the WORD “shame”
I have a feeling that I’m not the only one who share this sentiment, that what we deserve as leaders in this country Nigeria, are MEN of honor and dignity, Christain or Muslim what Nigeria needs to get back on her feet again as once acclaimed giant of Africa, are Men of integrity and Honor, Many who understand the direction of my lines would attest to this assertion.
It’s a rude shock to me that men don’t have shame any more; it’s a shame that Men no longer have shame…. It’s only in this part of the universe that men who are caught red handed stealing public funds still have trailer load of mobile policmen at their beck and call guiding their shame.
A day after their mess, you see them in social gatherings even in churches and mosque and I begin to wonder where they bury this dignity, I begin to wonder what this men teach their kids at home, what sort of legacy are they leaving behind for their children, What sort of models will this children turn out to become, Nigeria is a blessed country truly, Nigeria is the world’s fourth fastest growing economy with solid growth in the next five years and beyond, but it might also interest you to note that poverty index in the country has reached a frightening level and that Nigerian Human Development index is one of the worst in the world, Nigeria presently have a dysfunctional economy, because its only abnormal situation for the economy to grow without impact on the average of over 100 million Nigerians living below poverty level (NBS) As this lingers many of us are probably accepting this as a reality and way of life, Poverty is never a way of life, Do not accept it, Begin to ask this Government office holders questions why Nigerian people will continue to remain impoverished while they glow in luxury, Shame is gone from their lives and they have longed buried dignity, Many of them don’t have the interest of Nigeria at heart and to them they really don’t care, it’s a shame that you have travelled round the world and yet not one invention to show for it, What do this government officials take back from this countries they visit ? They travel to buy building materials, medical checkup, summer holiday, And yet they have absolutely nothing to show for it, This is a call for people especially the ones heading our public offices to change and starting building this country, We must return back this dignity, We must enthrone truthful and honest people to restore our land, We must re-invest on Men of honor, Men who are not moved by wealth but by affection and concern of a common Nigerian on the street, Where are Men of honor ? We need to re-call them; it’s only them that will save this country, GOD BLESS NIGERIA
Autos / Re: Peugeot 406 EW 10 For Sale !!!!!!(abuja) by patoski96(m): 6:51pm On Jun 28, 2012
UK's automobiles are basically right handed and converted here in Nigeria hence problematic;Mine is left hand drive from france !
Autos / Peugeot 406 EW 10 For Sale !!!!!!(abuja) by patoski96(m): 4:38pm On Jun 28, 2012
Peugeot 406 EW 10 For Sale; Manual-direct france ,airconditioner,smart and Neat engine;Price is fairly Negotiatable and the car is in (Abuja) Call Patrick On 08067478287 and Have a look ! PLEASE I NEED SERIOUS BUYER !

Politics / New Dictionary Word...guess; Check This Out ! Lol by patoski96(m): 10:30am On Jun 25, 2012
I just saw this on someone's FB page this morning and honestly felt I should share it;Really funny !
"Farouk (Verb): To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring. Past tense: farouked
Example: To farouk is human

Farouker (Noun):
A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence.

Faroukism (Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism

Faroukiosis (Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial
Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial
Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk
Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically

This is faroukfunnism" LWKMD......
Sports / Re: Nigerian Premier League Mid Week:rangers Fc Vs Enyimba Fc by patoski96(m): 6:31pm On Feb 15, 2012
Final score:Rangers. 1 Enyimba.0 super compact play from both teams,good width play,flashy touces from Enyimba players but a Goal from Chikeluba clearly settled the context,Man of the match is Markson Ojobo from Enyimba,Nice one boy
Sports / Nigerian Premier League Mid Week:rangers Fc Vs Enyimba Fc by patoski96(m): 3:54pm On Feb 15, 2012
Stage is now set for what could be tagged as clash of the titans between two prides of the IGBO in terms of the round leather game,The weather here is calm as the people expect to see good football at the end,With Rangers good impressive run so far in the league losing only to dolhpins of porthacourt narrowly and picking two away draws,We all expect an improved play from both sides as they all parade highly experience tutors in the person of Okey Emordi for Rangers and eguavon austin for Enyimba,Man to Watch today is Emeka Eze,Super kid in the midfeild and Markson Ojobo in defence for Enyimba,lets go there boys
Sports / Re: Rangers Fc Vs Kano Pillar Fc(4pm Today)nnamdi Azikiwe Stadium Enugu by patoski96(m): 6:03pm On Feb 01, 2012
Final score.Rangers fc 3-Kano pillars 1.strikes from chikeluba,chinedu sunday and emeka eze ensures that rangers got the maximum three points at stake,nice play from the both teams,super classical goal from chinedu sunday.man of the match(Rabiu)from kano pillars,nice one boys
Sports / Rangers Fc Vs Kano Pillar Fc(4pm Today)nnamdi Azikiwe Stadium Enugu by patoski96(m): 12:54pm On Feb 01, 2012
It has become a tradition that each time the kano side visit enugu,they leave all smiles,last year it was all three points for them after a display of compact and good play,Todays story might be a different one as things have really change,With the introduction of coach okey emordi earlier in the season by rangers,a high tacktician and some new yound fast signings in the likes new kid chikeluba,Razaak and "little messi"Akeem yakubu,we all expect good football at the end of the day.
Sports / Nigeria Premier League Rangers 2 Vs Sharks 1 final score by patoski96(m): 7:05am On Jul 13, 2011
The coal city boys will tackle it out against sharks of port harcourt today as the aftermath of the home loss against kano pillars still lingers,Though Rangers made an impressive one by pulling an away draw at Gombe last week,With sharks nailing past Kano pillars courtsey of peter obiora's goal,what calls interest in this one is that sharks parades (four) former Rangers players,the likes of stanley okoronkwo,peter obiora,ezenwa & ejike all set to pull an upset to Rangers good run,In all we expect to see good football,Venue is Nnamdi Azikiwe Stadium Enugu
Sports / Nigeria Premier League Rangers 0 Vs Kano Pillars 1 by patoski96(m): 2:04pm On Jul 03, 2011
It's probably not appropriate to call it a Fluke when a team in a league so complex as Nigeria premier league even in the history of away win,Pulling two away wins in a row,one against shooting(3sc)and in Jos against plateau utd,Clearly states that i could Boldly say that Enugu Rangers Fc is the most improved team in the Nigeria premier league without attracting a dispute,Meanwhile for a team to hold 1 goal score on away soil depends on tactical ability of the coach and clinical maturity of the defence line,One Man who not only have this maturity but has gone beyond to gain consistent nod and thumb up is James Okwuosa(central defence Big Man,expert in inbox decision,calm neat tackles,pacy and good in winning aerial balls,Watch out this Guy as Rangers engage Kano pillars in NNamdi Azikiwe stadium today 4.00 pm More gist in a bit.
Sports / Re: Commercializing The Nigerian Premier League Like The Spanish La Liga by patoski96(m): 7:24am On Jul 01, 2011
@poster,Your idea is splendid,well thought out for exploits,This shows people are actually concern about the pitiable condition of our league,but You must also have in mind that we must crawl before we walk,We need to go back to the drawing board and re-image,What about going back to the grass root ? What calibre of players are readily available in this targeted places you mentioned ? Its not about the population+size of city that matters here,its about attraction,people can travel to ikom from lagos just to watch good football,The best legs in the  Nigerian league travel to as low as sudan,liberia etc,A player caught ur fancy on saturday and on monday the same player you ar coming to watch again is on his/her  way to sudan for greener pastures,How many south african players can we attract to play in Nigeria ?
Sports / WAFU Cup: Rangers Vs Mighty Barrol (Liberia) 5 - 0 (uche nwofor 3,kabiru,egwim) by patoski96(m): 4:42pm On Jun 19, 2011
quite impressive outing for the Enugu based team as final score reads 5 - 0, uche nwofor was quite impressive,superb creativity in front,soft touches,sharp thinking as he hits back of net three times,Nice weather and the display of the ball was super,though the liberian based team was no where near a match, they really showed character despite defeat,, kabiru and egwim scored for Rangers aswell,.the return leg is in two weeks,hope we take the win in liberia,
Sports / Nigeria Premier League 3sc 0 Vs Rangers 1 by patoski96(m): 6:54pm On Jun 12, 2011
Nigerian U21 sensation Uche nwaofor on song again as the Enugu based team smiles home with away win,kudos uche
Sports / Nigeria Premier League Mid Week: Rangers Vs Bukola Babes by patoski96(m): 8:00pm On Jun 08, 2011
Nnamdi Azikiwe stadium(enugu)----------Rangers 2(uche nwofor on song) ---- Bukola babes 0.
Sports / Re: Uefa Champions League:Real Madrid 4- Tottenham 0 by patoski96(m): 12:38pm On Apr 06, 2011
sure,.tot is out unless they score five unreplied goals which to me is impossible but then futbol is not mathematics,so lets just wait and see,congrats special 1
Sports / Re: Uefa Champions League:Real Madrid 4- Tottenham 0 by patoski96(m): 8:50pm On Apr 05, 2011
real madrid .1.---- tot .0. Half time score goal by emmanuel adebayor.
Sports / Postponed League Result Rangers 1 Vs Heartland 0. by patoski96(m): 6:37pm On Mar 09, 2011
rangers 1 vs heartland 0 final score.
Adverts / For Sale(screen Printing Machines/cuts/prints--embrodry/billboards 08067478287 by patoski96(m): 12:34pm On Dec 28, 2010
the machines are for screen printing(make is rowland) cuts and prints/for big pictures eg, billboards images and embrodry
The screen printing MACHINE is ROWLAND 6 COLOR 6 STATION ALUMINIUM MANUAL SCREEN M-606-A, CALL PATRICK NOW ON 08067478287, MACHINES ARE ALL IN LAGOS(Apapa)
SOME NOTABLE FEATURES
WEIGHT WITH STAND 197KG
PRINT SPEED 360X720 ------------151FT 2hR
PRINTING AND CUTTING WIDTH------------19.68 TO 54mc
260.3 to1371mm.
Adverts / Manual Screen Printing Machine For Sale! by patoski96(m): 10:43am On Dec 16, 2010
description, 6color 6 station aluminium manual screen printingM606A
WINDOWS PICTURES AND FAX VIEWER.
CONTACT, CALL PATRICK 08067478287.the machine is in lagos!!!
PRICE, NEGOTIATABLE!!!!
Sports / I Need Good Young Tall Players With Visuals,dvd Of Your Game(edits)strikers by patoski96(m): 6:54pm On Jul 15, 2010
i have links in norway for club trials now!!! call 08097067526
Properties / Industrial Machines For Grabs! by patoski96(m): 7:29pm On Dec 03, 2009
FOR SALE !! Embrodry equipment for all sorts of industrial embrodry,, Fixed color screen printer with dryer!!!
ROWLAND PRINTER FOR BIG PICTUERS LIKE BILL BOARDS ETC, ALL FOR GRABS RUSH NOW !!! CALL PATRICK ON
08067478287 OR EMAIL WRITE2PATRICK808@YAHOO.COM
Autos / Dodge Durango 1999 Model For Grabs,: Hurry Now Price Is Ok: by patoski96(m): 7:08pm On Dec 03, 2009
Dodge durango 1999 Jeep still for grabs ,, STILL @ A GOOD PRICE SO WHY WAIT? RUSH NOW ITS IN LAGOS!
Call PATRICK NOW @ 08067478287.

Autos / Tokunbo Dodge Suv 1999 Model Durango Jeep Forsale Prize Is #550k by patoski96(m): 12:27pm On Nov 09, 2009
used dodge suv duraango jeep.
with very good condition
air conditioner,car speakers etc still very good
price is 550k
if interested indicate me by calling or text 08067478287
or email write2patrick808@yahoo.com
Sports / Re: Age Scandal! Stanley Okoro: Heartland Winger Aged 30 Playing For Nigerian U-17s by patoski96(m): 12:23pm On Oct 28, 2009
i wonder if you guys ARE blind or just out to be anti nigerians ,, well if you stanley okoro player haters had been following the tournament with your eyes and not your mouth then you will notice that germany,new zealand and the rest paraded men old enough to be our fathers!!! listen you all ,the west wants to take away our youth football glory and they are out to do it!! they themselves are they really and honestly under 17NOOOOOOOO,USE YOUR BRAIN BROTHERS!!

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