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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: United Bank For Africa (UBA) Graduate Programme (GMAP) 2024 (any Discipline) by Pelon(m): 10:08pm On Sep 12
Does anyone know if they accept NECO for Documentation?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Whatsapp Group For Oyo State Tescom by Pelon(m): 7:58pm On Jul 23
08038650234

Hi, Kindly add me to the group
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank's Entry Level Training Programme - Tech by Pelon(m): 8:54am On Jun 05
Please add me up to the WhatsApp Group: 08038650234
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank's Entry Level Training Programme - Tech by Pelon(m): 12:48pm On Jun 03
Is the link working for anyone?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank's Entry Level Training Programme - Tech by Pelon(m): 8:48pm On May 31
Who else got a mail for Physical Assessment?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank's Entry Level Training Programme - Tech by Pelon(m): 9:05am On May 31
Hi, Does anyone knows if there is an update on this process?
Adverts / Re: Upwork Account Approval, Proposal Tips & Profile Revamp Guides by Pelon(m): 6:00am On Apr 07, 2021
Good day... I have a verified Nigerian upwork account, is there anyway I can change the location to the US? Have a blessed day.
Romance / Re: Share Your Funny "It's Not What It Looks Like" Moment. by Pelon(m): 5:54pm On Mar 31, 2020
real691:
Back then in a face me I face you house, a woman just had her bath and I was on my way to the bathroom when I heard her scream. I quickly ran to check on her and found out that she got shocked while trying to switch her bulb on, so I helped her switch on the parlour's bulb.
She pleaded I also help her switch on the room's bulb as she was too scared to touch the room's switch, I explained to her that she got shocked because of her wet hands, but she pestered me till I agreed. As I switched the room's bulb on, her husband and his brother came in. They saw me putting on a towel and his wife putting on a wrapper in their room. They immediately called the other neighbours and to make matters worse, this woman did not arrange her room. The bed looked rough, the clothes scattered all over.

I said a silent prayer as fear from the underworld overshadowed me when I saw iya shukura: the woman who was a sworn enemy.

What happened next is what made me survive the incident. Hmmm, since then I don't go to a danger scene first.
Abeg finish this story!!!

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Romance / Re: Share Your Funny "It's Not What It Looks Like" Moment. by Pelon(m): 12:20pm On Mar 31, 2020
EzzyCarter:
cheesy

Back in the uni, I had this fine girl living opposite my room and she was really friendly but we were just close, no romantic ish. So on this fateful day, she just sent me an SMS to kindly check her in her room coz she needed my help. So I went and I met her struggling with the zipper of her Jean. It was stuck in her panties. She had already taken off her top so twas just her bra and jean...

I tried to detach the stubborn zipper to no avail grin. So I went on my knees still trying to detach it. When three of her friends that lived upstairs barged in and the three of them froze shocked. The look on their faces was priceless grin. They apologised and ran outside before either of us could call them back to explain grin grin grin what pained me most was that I was already trying to scope one of em b4 na so parole spoil sad .
I succeeded in unzipping the zipper sha. And the rest is history cheesy tongue
This is really funny...It's a sort of thing that happens in Korean movie until you actually experience it..
Romance / Share Your Funny "It's Not What It Looks Like" Moment. by Pelon(m): 9:26am On Mar 31, 2020
We have all in one way or the other had a situation that seems self explanatory but actually isn't.
Mine was during one of our holidays with our grandma in the village. So,there was this one time when a village woman came to me with just her bra and a long skirt to help her do something on her phone. She sat so close to me anyone could conclude easily we were doing something. My mom walked in on us, then quickly closed the door. I had to run after her to explain it wasn't how it seems. We still have a good laugh about it though...
Do you have any? If yes,share.. Let's have a good laugh

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Travel / Re: Post Brexit UK Visa/Job Policy: No Visas For Low-Skilled Workers by Pelon(m): 1:08pm On Feb 19, 2020
SocialFinance:
The 20,000 visa allocated to young ppl have been largely unused by Nigeria youths especially the undergraduates.

This is another to prepare yourself for easy migration to UK after graduation.

I hope our youth will start using this opportunity. if you require further information about this, just quote me and ask, I will try to answer.
It would be great if you can expatiate more on this.

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Romance / Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Pelon(m): 9:15pm On Feb 13, 2020
CosmicJames:

Relax. No one ask you to look away from what you want that by so doing you will get what you want?
No. Of course, you must go after what you want to get it.

What I explain is one of the method through which women are attracted to men. Note the keyword "ATTRACTION"
It is not the same as something that you want.

For example, a woman may be attracted to you base on how you behave and keep yourself even though you don't want her.

That's right... But,the way you put it,might make people think acting cold,unmoved or rigid around women might get them attracted to you.. But putting it this way I concur

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Romance / Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by Pelon(m): 1:24pm On Feb 13, 2020
CosmicJames:

It is a natural attraction. Not jazz.
The thing is; girls are like shadow.
The more you run after them, the more they run away. But if you run away from them, they will run after you.

The thing is that girls expect guys to come after them because that's the normal and usual thing in this part of the world.

So when a particular guy stay back in an environment or neighborhood while other guys are coming after them, they (girls) usually get curious as to why he's staying back.
The curiosity is their attraction. In the process of knowing why and how, they will do anything within their power to be with you. In other words, they will woo you!

But it is important to know that as a guy, for girls to be curious about you and to who you, you must be alive, active, calm and intelligent.
I don't know where people get this from but it doesn't really work like that in the real world. With teenagers? Maybe,but what I know is that if you want something you go after it,if it's yours fine,if it isn't back off nicely. People I see that get things are those who go after them and not those who live life as a game of chance. Shalom!

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Romance / Re: I Still Don't Know How To Approach A Girl by Pelon(m): 11:51am On Feb 11, 2020
Believe me,I know what you are going through. I know you fear missing out on all the fun now and if you don't do it now,you will miss out. All these people telling you to face your studies now and that when you get money the confidence will just appear without any foundation is all lies. Face your studies? Good,but all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.. My first year in the university I was more like you,from my hostel to class,class to library and Library back to my room. Even I wasn't friends with my roommates because I lack the basic understanding of how relationships develop. I was sad,I had no one to talk to,the results came out even though I dedicated my life to reading it wasn't encouraging. So I researched and read books on how to be social,I found the six pillars of self esteem very useful. It gave me practical examples and tasks to complete to get rid of my social anxiety and I can tell you boldly now that I am a recovering socially awkward person. Learn to take small steps,start from asking time from girls you find attractive from there things will get better. Lest I forget my grades got better when I started making friends with people and I am more happy now. Carpe Diem!!

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Health / Re: TB Patients Get In Here by Pelon(m): 9:54pm On Nov 22, 2019
MichaelGabrielz:
@Pelon plz I need to get some info from you... Cough Related. 07055067627 just sms me n I will call you
Hi, Just seeing your mention! You can reach me on zero eight zero three eight six five zero two three four via WhatsApp and Call....waiting to hear from you
Romance / Re: How Do I Change From An Extreme Introvert To An Extrovert by Pelon(m): 11:48am On Sep 15, 2019
The first thing you need to work on is self consciousness,everyone is busy with their own life to be that much interested in the life of others,..
Don't be self conscious when you are with others.Believe me, its not easy the thoughts will come but don't let it deter you. If you can overcome this thing alone,you will act natural.. Shalom

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool vs Chelsea: UEFA Super Cup (2(5) - (4) 2) On 14th August 2019 by Pelon(m): 8:50pm On Aug 14, 2019
ibknaanii:
Walahi, manu just get luck on sunday. No team will ever get that kind luck against Chelsea again this season.
4 lucky goals??
Listen to yourself right now shocked

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Romance / Re: All Julyborn Come In by Pelon(m): 8:37am On Jul 02, 2019
becca4216:
I rep 14
I rep 14 too..14 is actually hard to come by

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Health / Re: TB Patients Get In Here by Pelon(m): 7:42am On Aug 14, 2018
Owaincouncil:
What are the symptoms and how can one be treated for it.
Also, from your experience, what and what should the patience avoid
The most common symptoms of TB are people may experience:
Pain areas: in the chest
Pain circumstances: can occur while breathing
Cough: can be chronic or with blood
Whole body: chills, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, malaise, or night sweats
Also common: severe unintentional weight loss, loss of muscle, phlegm, shortness of breath, or swollen lymph nodes.
During treatment the patient must make sure they use their drugs daily in order to avoid a drug resistant TB. Patient must also avoid smoking,using of this herbal concotion รจ.g agbo jedi and co. And also must avoid drinking of strong alcohol.
Patient should endeavor to be in a well ventilated area and should also go around with clean handkerchief everyday.

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Health / TB Patients Get In Here by Pelon(m): 9:52pm On Aug 10, 2018
; sad
Romance / Is This Situation Common? by Pelon(m): 8:41pm On Aug 07, 2018
Well like most people in this forum claims this also happened to my friend grin grin
This actually happened a year ago a friend of mine (m) he got a call from his cousin(f) to meet up and celebrate since they got admitted the same time for their P.G program.After they met and exchanged pleasantries she introduced her cuz to the guy he came with and to his surprise,after the introduction the girl began to tell the friend she just met every bad thing about the guy all the things he did even made up stories just to paint him bad,told him all their secrets even what he is insecure about and this is someone who my friend thought he can share everything with in the family. The guy who was being told the story was inconvinient,my friend was caught by surprise and didn't know what to say that day he smiled it off but he was really pained
What would you have done differently in that Moment?
Romance / Re: The Longest Minute Of My Life by Pelon(m): 12:45pm On Jul 10, 2018
Oyindidi:
Hope you are okay now?
Yeah thanks
Romance / The Longest Minute Of My Life by Pelon(m): 11:36am On Jul 10, 2018
angry
Romance / Re: I'm Attracted To White Ladies, But Don't Know How To Get One by Pelon(m): 6:01am On May 25, 2018
DrinkLimca:
And op Nigeria ladies are very dirty...
No offense but their vagina stinks..
Going down to give a Naija lady head always gives you high blood pressure for what you might encounter with her vagina, sometimes your tongue looses sensation for weeks and you begin to regret life..
Their hair stinks, they carry their made hair from salon for months, draw close to some of them and watch the foul odour from their hair..
vagina stinks, hair stinks, armpit stinks..
Disgusting attitudes, always rude...
They go to their salons to gossip...


Go to the bathroom of a Nigeria lady and the only thing you will see is a joy soap and sponge..
Go to the bathroom of a white lady and you will see different soap, liquid soaps to clean their armpits, hair and vagina, you see different products to make them clean...

Nigeria ladies don't often wash their panties,, I can bet that no nairaland lady have more than five pants and they are panties they bought six months ago...

white ladies don't put on panties more than five times, they throw them away after every two weeks.
white ladies changes their panties twice a day but Nigeria ladies ones a week....

This is just the bitter truth...
No b all this Morufat,fatimat you dey date? Oga park well jor how many white woman you don date for your life? You go dey date all this under age girls come dey generalize rubbish here!
Romance / Re: It's A Boy - Congrats To Me by Pelon(m): 8:35pm On May 24, 2018
mhisbliss:
Awww congrats to you and the unfortunate kid grin he's gonna be the first son of airforce one for the rest of his life cry
Sorry to say o but do the elders not say an unfortunate fellow recognize an unfortunate fellow?
I'm sure you aren't a woman cos a woman can't bring herself to curse an unborn child. At least he isn't fake and insecure and he doesn't hide under a fake moniker... Congrats airfoce

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Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Scariest Moment Of Your Life? by Pelon(m): 4:28pm On May 18, 2018
Darkseid:
The first time I had sleep paralysis, I thought I had gone to the great beyond. I could swear that I heard demons discussing my matter, it was scary as fvck.
These days, anytime I experience sleep paralysis, I'll just relax and wait for it to end.
I feel your pain bro,sleep paralysis is an unpleasant experience the day it happened to me I was sure I wasn't asleep I could see and feel things around me and it felt like a demon was pinning me down...God it was an horrible day.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Ladies After Me, Instead Me Going After Them? by Pelon(m): 9:39am On May 17, 2018
There is only one way and three things to do to stop them from coming after you.the person below me knows the first of the three.. wink
Romance / Re: There Are 10 Nairaland Girls I Will Gladly Give Mouthaction by Pelon(m): 9:33am On May 17, 2018
Thanks only thing you know how to do with your mouth is to make noise....if you think I'm wrong argue with your moniker cheesy cheesy angry
Romance / Re: A Bitch Will Always Be A Bitch. They Don't Deserve A Second Chance. by Pelon(m): 9:26am On May 17, 2018
ksbusari:
www.nairaland.com/4257806/girlfriend-confessed-she-cheated-me.
This is my last topic created on the 31st of Dec. 2017. The thread was about a lady who cheated on me. The lady in question has done it again. Despite the fact that I ignored the advice of the majority who were of the opinion that I should leave the girl, I chose to continue with her but this time it was so devastating for me. A bitch will always be a bitch. Never give a bitch a second chance. it's in their blood.
I think I remember a fool will always be a fool...No hard feeling though..
Romance / Re: I Will Never Call A Woman In My Life Ever Again by Pelon(m): 10:36pm On May 16, 2018
EzendiEgo1:
when I was so broke to the point I was struggling in life nobody no girl cares or ever accept my proposal.
I will never and never have a girl contact on my phone.

Holysucker as for konji you are talking about.

has FG Shut down all Brothel in Nigeria? I would rather spend my money on Asawo olosho than to spend it on any girl
Olosho na Alien?Guess some people don't think sad
Romance / Re: I Was Told Dat I Will Laterr Follow Girl... by Pelon(m): 10:30pm On May 16, 2018
Presido has said it all..... you are one of the lazy youths
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Reacts After Davido 'Confirmed' Her Relationship With Wizkid by Pelon(m): 6:31am On May 12, 2018
Shakira is ten years older than pique noody die on top that....this naija mentality sha

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