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Business / Re: Nairastake No Longer Dependable? by Pervert1(m): 6:53pm On Dec 15, 2014
Yahoo1:
i placed a bet on dec 5th,and after that day i realised that one of the games(Cruzeiro v athletico mg) has been played on nov 27th and normally the particular game should be voided..but alas,today i complained and instead of crediting my won game,i saw 'lost'. This is really embarrasing ,and i need help.
guy run 4 your life,those guys are thieves...
Education / Re: The Best Nigerian Universities For Some Selected Courses by Pervert1(m): 4:03pm On Nov 13, 2014
Nuc rates Unizik only behind Unilag based on performance in Law...so i wonder where you did your research.
Nairaland / General / Re: Are You A Culprit Or A Victim Of This Act? by Pervert1(m): 6:51pm On Nov 05, 2014
iamodenigbo1:
I HAD TO BLOCK SOME FRIENDS BECAUSE OF IT ON WHATSAPP,I remember in my secondary school when they were speculating a typed msg,that bill gate got it and distributed it to 15 people and became the president and refused and died I tired it,it is annoying
lmao
Nairaland / General / Re: Are You A Culprit Or A Victim Of This Act? by Pervert1(m): 5:07pm On Nov 05, 2014
johnnobles:
Its worrisome. I ignore them after reading.
it got to the extent that i don't even bother to read it.
Nairaland / General / Are You A Culprit Or A Victim Of This Act? by Pervert1(m): 4:29pm On Nov 05, 2014
No act in Nigeria is considered as a surprise,that's why the "NIGERIAN JESUS" will kill anybody that refuses to send his message to 14 or a certain number of his friend!

This has been a trend in the social network(only in Nigeria)...you are taking a rest or expecting an important message and you hear a beep only to open and see a death or unfortunate threat if you do not read and send to a certain number of your friends! These messages,i believe,are composed by idle and mischievous Nigerians,and the gullibility of many Nigerians will amuse them! I wonder what our christian brothers/sisters think,where most of them believe in this crap. The recent one making the rounds is about the old woman who refused to send the message and was injured by an evil rat.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Always Cries After We Kiss by Pervert1(m): 2:33pm On Nov 05, 2014
Hawlahscho:
ROTFL....., do you eat onions raw besides, you've kissed 5 times within 2 weeks, (I guess you're dating cos of kissing) now back to your issue gangan



when this happens, there are many things involved, number 1 I don't know your level of maturity and hers, that may cause it, maybe she's not that matured (not talking abt age o)

number 2, maybe anytime you kiss her, you break one covenant she has made maybe never to kiss any guy b4 marriage or so. I don't know, just guessing.

another one is that, maybe she's possessed (hahahaha) sorry for that word but it's possible.

another one is, I don't know joo, ask her strictly.
u might be right,i know a girl that use to cry after we've had sex,when i asked why...she told me that she made a vow neva to have sex b4 marriage!
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That was then shaa...longtime ago
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Tall, Dark And Handsome! Short Guys Stay Off. by Pervert1(m): 12:57pm On Nov 04, 2014
U don use witchcraft hook a tall boyfriend....short girl like u! I wonder who the unlucky guy is.
Romance / Re: Annoying Things About Guys Ladies Don't Like by Pervert1(m): 12:55pm On Nov 04, 2014
ireneony:
here are the 13 things guys do that annoy us ladies
1)their towels always smell
2)ball scratching/peen in public
3)they give observations instead of compliments: you changed your hair
4)they want to take you out, they don't want to plan the outing
5)they forget to bring important things when they sleep over, like toothbrushes
6)they have big ego
7)they wear too much Cologne
coolwearing pants/trousers that are tighter than most women's
9)lying about your height
10)they initiate a text then stop responding
11)buying new video games when you still haven't beat the last three
12)making us spend time with your mother when you know we can't stand each other
13)wearing trousers hanging off your butt
...and what are we supposed to do about these things? Besides,it's not like girls don't have smelly pants .lol
Romance / Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by Pervert1(m): 12:51pm On Nov 04, 2014
The reason why i "MIGHT" not get married is not in the list.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ballon D'or Short List. Who Holds Your Vote! by Pervert1(m): 10:35am On Oct 29, 2014
Inasmuch as i think Hazard should be in the 23 man shortlist,i don't think he and Iniesta deserves to be there more than Luis Suarez! His stats speaks for themselves,he single handedly took liverpool to the Ucl and nearly handed them the Epl trophy!....like Kris Voakes said "THE FIFA BALLON D'OR IS A FOOTBALLING PRIZE NOT A POLITICAL ...." his discipline does not warrant his non-inclusion! This prize has lost it's credibility.
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Naira Lander Has The Weirdest, Coolest And Just There Username? by Pervert1(m): 8:06pm On Oct 24, 2014
vickyO:
When I decided to join Naira Land, I had to think of a suitable username so I joined my first name, Victoria and my surname O**** together to form VickyO. After becoming a member I saw names that struck me as very weird, cool (ones I wish was mine) and usual..

Weird usernames

WhoDeyThere, Garrimallam,Maddest, Feelamong, Youngestfool, Forsale, Lakpalakpa, FlyingDutchman, lastokpabender, amongst others

Cool (ones I wish was mine) Usernames

Texanomaly, Ishilove, SalC, Abil, Caracta, amongst others.

Conventional Usernames

Seun, FrancisTony, VickyO.....


Mention names that are weird, cool and usual to you.

mobaliko...I hope I got the spelling is weird,then I also think Vicky0 kinda sucks too. cool ones are,MrCork,Smallpenis,Yahoo1,harbosede,mizmycoli ..and a few others I can't remember

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Nairaland / General / Re: Which Naira Lander Has The Weirdest, Coolest And Just There Username? by Pervert1(m): 8:00pm On Oct 24, 2014
priscaoge:
Them plenty here oooo cheesy cheesy

Weird moniker I know....

Smallpenis
MrCork
Phockphockman
Mention
Quote
Pervinnature
Pervert1
hmmm
Phones / Re: My Experience With Techno And Its Service Agent, Carlcare. by Pervert1(m): 5:31pm On Oct 24, 2014
QMark:


Samsung ke? Tell me how Samsung better than Techno apart from brand positioning.

That cheap plastic. (Ref: Iphone's perfect response to their foolish online ad when they launched S3?)


Team HTC.

I know i'm going to get a lot of stones in the head for condemning Samsung, as half of Nigerians use the phone. I'm prepared for that. I'll reply you all here.




Guy, there is huge difference between sales volume and brand quality. I am talking about user experience here. Good marketing can sell my poo to you at the rate equivalent to your 1 month salary.
ewww....HTC? Damn,i'm using a HTC device,and it's the second HTC product i have used...i am not impressed at all!

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Education / Re: Worst Course You Took In School by Pervert1(m): 3:46pm On Oct 24, 2014
picasso4u:

with dis type of English, u should not even expect an E
wat are you traying to say?
Education / Re: Worst Course You Took In School by Pervert1(m): 2:40pm On Oct 24, 2014
jibikunle:
just kidding na play things now
ok
Education / Re: Worst Course You Took In School by Pervert1(m): 2:30pm On Oct 24, 2014
jibikunle:
bro u be Dame Patience 2
whose Dat?
Education / Re: Worst Course You Took In School by Pervert1(m): 2:25pm On Oct 24, 2014
jibikunle:
@pervert .u suppose get A for that course now ' may be ur lecturer didn't understand English
yes...maybe he is a lacist...he hate black peoples becose he is a abino
Education / Re: Worst Course You Took In School by Pervert1(m): 2:24pm On Oct 24, 2014
jibikunle:
u suppose get A for that course
abi?....i thinks the lecturer/computer hate my names! But,i glad it's over now.
Education / Re: Worst Course You Took In School by Pervert1(m): 2:17pm On Oct 24, 2014
My oen was GSS101(english.L). I wased fell the corse. It wasnt funni atall...in my 300L,i haved to pay someones to writing the exam for me! The person sef no tryed for me,his score a "E"...I'm not happy with him,but hafe brede is bettar than none.

Proudley Engineering boy.
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Pervert1(m): 9:56am On Oct 24, 2014
tosyne2much:
may you live long
Thanks,may you live longer! :-)
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Pervert1(m): 9:52am On Oct 24, 2014
chokl8candie:
@ OP tosyne2much please what do u mean by '' ORDINARY'' Ghana?? ....please kindly explain. thanks
i think he was just trying to emphasize on "PROXIMITY" (they have not travelled far or something like that.)...but then again,your question is 4 the Op.
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Pervert1(m): 9:48am On Oct 24, 2014
Rapsainot:
I don't them offline , all I know is that they are responsible here
yeah,you are probably right. They are responsible,but that doesn't mean there aren't other responsible ones in the section...
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Pervert1(m): 9:46am On Oct 24, 2014
MizMyColi:
undecided
....oh...i was just kidding,we've crossed part haven't we? ;-)

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Romance / Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Pervert1(m): 9:38am On Oct 24, 2014
Rapsainot:
follow them, you'll see how responsible they are.
well,i actually do see their comments sometimes,but i personally don't think what someone says in Nairaland is a scale in justifying* Responsibility.
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Pervert1(m): 9:23am On Oct 24, 2014
Rapsainot:
NO ONE BUT TALLESTY1 , KACHISBARBIE, TOSYNE2MUCH , MIZMYCOLI. The rest na wash
....never heard of them...lol
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Pervert1(m): 9:15am On Oct 24, 2014
MissMeiya:
The Quoters

They quote the OP, as if we somehow missed it. The longer, the better.

Special class quoters finish with a single word, letter, or even a smiley. Sometimes nothing at all...
annoying set of people..lol

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Romance / Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Pervert1(m): 9:14am On Oct 24, 2014
U forgot to mention- THE PERVS...they are matured,emotionally stable,great sense of humour, Charisma,IQ-860,kind,serious and a role model for all...they are barely seen making silly comments.
Sports / Re: Jay Jay Listed In 100 Best Players In EPL History. by Pervert1(m): 7:03pm On Oct 23, 2014
And they say he is over-rated! Suckers
Romance / Re: Slim Girls Are Smarter Than Fat Girls. I Go For Slim Girls. by Pervert1(m): 8:48pm On Oct 22, 2014
MrsBreezy:


Lol Ohhh is this the movie with Selena Gomez? Lol well when you're frustrated ...
yeah that's the movie.
Romance / Re: Slim Girls Are Smarter Than Fat Girls. I Go For Slim Girls. by Pervert1(m): 5:24pm On Oct 22, 2014
Ukutsgp:
maybe u can solve those issue. Why dnt u come to my palace to help?
nah...i'll pass.
Romance / Re: Slim Girls Are Smarter Than Fat Girls. I Go For Slim Girls. by Pervert1(m): 5:22pm On Oct 22, 2014
MrsBreezy:


Sigh I'm sorry it's just a very dim way to think lol

But stupidest is a word... Lol I don't get it
oh i understand! Yes i know stupidest is a word. In Ramona and Beezus,Ramona always tried to take words by the neck,so instead of using the superlative term in a long instance..."most stupid"....she would just say "stupidest"...
Romance / Re: Slim Girls Are Smarter Than Fat Girls. I Go For Slim Girls. by Pervert1(m): 4:37pm On Oct 22, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Hahaha that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in.my life.
you still have a long way to go! Lol,..kidding. You post reminds me of a movie;RAMONA AND BEEZUS..."Terrifical" "stupidest"...lol
Yeah...the guy has issues....and the post is stupid.

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