i,m still a virgin,but

i,m a male virgin,single and searching _{a trial would concieve you}

michelin89:

Haba people. This story don teyyyyy. Even sef that my friend don forget the thing long time ago.

Anyways, I appreciate all your comments, even the belated ones.

its true say the tory don tey but as the case still dey fresh before this honourable house,i put it to you say you chopulate the guy banana plantain,are you guilty or not guilty?

yanriyan kibani duri mana

bluehorizo:

I lived half my life in Ibadan.
Methodist Primary school

Loyola College

Polytechnic Ibadan

what set were you in LOYOLA COLLEGE? nice meeting you sha,i finished from the GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT SCHOOL

Imani:

@PERVERT9,

Are you not the same character as Dr Felie/Mr Felie/Aduran gba/Felia/His grace/obo wunmi/okoatiobo and other razz identities?

some mothers do have them

i met mine at a graveyard

tommyex:

Pervert
can u be serious?jus 4 this thread

how serious would you like me to be? _{abeg o}

i go extra miles when they are lepacious

a crippled asked you out because of the way you walk,he thought you were crippled too, _{i would advice you to change your style,i mean the way you walk}

the reason why its so deep is that good guys have long "thing" _{the longer the deeper}

TOYOSI20:

ROTFLMGAO,

omo na wetin?

Gamine:

gam.I.am@nlmail.com

@gamine i try to put my dis thin inside your this thing but the thing no dey enter why?

michelin tyre michelin89,are you sure you have told this "honourable"house all that transpired between you and that guy?me i smell rat o

it was salivalising

sista-jay:

@ pervert

Ok its BORING here, any bright ideas on how to spice it up.

seun should let people be or create a forum where people can post anything without getting banned,he can call that forum ANYTHING GOES without any restriction whatsoever_{,all this don do this dont do that is making this land to be boring}

the condition wey we dey before the arrival of the killer mosquito coils never kill us?abeg make we hear word jare

none of themis beta they are all foreign go traditional jo _{so that you would have a blank cheque}

him go soon start to hide from you too wen himdo get wetin him want from you _{what goes around comes around}

dblock:

Nairaland hasn't changed you've just reached that time in your membership

It's a cycle babbyyyyyyy

[center]
Heyyy Nairaland is the shizz ------------Nairaland is cool -------------------------- I think I might have a look at what's new in nairaland ------------------------ hmm ohk not so intresting now ---------------------- mehhh but I'll come on anways -----------------------------------[b]Nairaland is now getting boring[/b] [/center]

say it loud[b],ITS GETTING BORING[/b]

morenike09:

see you. . .you don send a plastic lexus car,

somze link=topic=121315.msg2079339#msg2079339 date=1206120257:

Erm . . . Er . . . I was hot, so i just took them off so my body could regain normal temperature
See? It can all be explained

Pervert
Look, it will take the 2nd coming to stop me from eating this food

you're already boasting about it. . shior.
and which girl sef?

at least it takes you round iraq,pakistan,libya and even niger republic _{i no try?}

somze:

Erm . . . Er . . . I was hot, so i just took them off so my body could regain normal temperature
See? It can all be explained

Pervert
Look, it will take the 2nd coming to stop me from eating this food

just pray its not your last meal on earth

@God,sson abeg comot here go religion side no let God catch you for here

Gamine:

So yáll are the same
i thought as much

meaning what _{he dey pain you as i no put your me,sorry o,pele}

tommyex:

farm?born again??

I am losing track ere

Anyway i am off folks,have fun

Toyin
u go meet me 4 house explain yaself oo.
I am saving for the Lexus now,jus gimme some days

stop saving i had already bought it for her with a customised plate number MORENI SEXY

somze:

pervert
Which farm you get? You be farmer,
No worry, na just food I wan chop comot

Toyin
Who said I said want to use and dump you?
That person is a said liar
Don't destroy what i've taken seconds to build na
The moon looks pretty around this time of the year you know

@Somze i,m warning you o,keep away from my farm,that girl is mine

morenike09:

sorry o. , not anymore. . .you said the same thing july of 2006

mon dear dont mind him jare,that is how they go about decieving fine virgins like you,how is the lexus i bought for you?i hope sule your driver is not overspeeding with it?

Gamine:

Theres definately an NPF

Nairaland Police Force in this place

chai

constable gamine where is the inspector general of police

somze:

Toyin
See why you should not make loose remarks in public
Some weed smoking teenager may just fall over it and assume it's the reason for all her mishaps

What next? The one man army? . . . lets make that two ladies and man

@somze you are getting too close to my farm,you beta keep off

morenike09:

rotflmbo. . . see you, see how you dey confess. that was an interrogation, mr.Somze, you're hereby charged for the theft of cocaine and heroine. due to your confession, your verdict is life imprisonments. . what are your last words?

olowo ori mi how you dey happy valentine jare abi which one wey dey celebrate self

tommyex:

at least this thread aint boring.

How una dey?

tom and jerry how is you does