married woman wey come nairaland dey look for male friend{s}who no know say na prik she dey look for,i trust my fellow nairalanders dem go take the "thing" tire you,by the time wey you carry your "garage" go back to meet your husband him go know say luxury bus don enter him farm land i wish you a peaceful prikful journey

Its an understatement to say that our country is facing a lot of problems ranging from economic,political and all that one can think of,simply put our country is sick and is being ruled by sick people,but with God all things are possible.
My dear nairalanders whenever you come on board nairaland pls find time to come here and pray for Nigeria and our leaders.WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE The prayers start now.



GOD BLESS NIGERIA

ElRazur:

Awesome. What do I get to do?

ol boy na you be the only winch or wizard wey dey for nairaland,other people dey shame to come out abi,we know ourselves o,if by weekend una no come here to identify una self i go open mouth and expose una one by one,for now make una dey gbadun una self but make una no forget say meeting dey tonight o and plenty blod dey for us to sok

ademanutd:

hi adenike,
i love your courage.i am a muslim guy a divorce if you are interested call 08053200473/08067932444 or send email to sogbodile007@yahoo.co.uk

oga dis one no be matter of courage o,na mattere of love "rod" na wetin make your first lady divorce you,shey na because of hunger,lack of care,luv abi na because you no sabi do? _{or na all of the above}

ElRazur:

Hahaha. I am a Whiz kid at _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Information classified] is that good enough?

it doesnt matter which one you belong witch winsh na winsh
You are welcome

abeg me i no get hope for this eagles again o,anybody can beat us now they are now super chicken

there are only 2 clubs in england MANCHESTER UNITED and others

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sistawoman:

dont mind him dear you are not a pervert

yes na be pervert,so i wan make you take you love crush me till i die one love keep us together one "rod" kill us together

hmmmmmmmmmmm our girls don carry dem oju kokoro _{longer throat} go obodo oyinbo,na wa o

bomboi dey look for him mama on nairaland

tpia.:

you didnt let go of him before so why asking now?

_{now you're female?}

na wetin i be before?you don enter the place before?abeg leave me o na so una dey take dey decieve people especially innocent girls like me

Dear onitemi he don tey wey i dey take corner corner eye look you for this nairaland,i take body talk to you,you no get am i take sytle tose you na lie you no get am,i follow you go everywhere for nairaland you no even look my side i tlaks to you several times for where you are just looks down on me as if i does not exit,why?what does you want me to do to proving to you that i loves you even pass my mama,well since somebody have gives us opportunity to expresses and proses to the one we loves here,i airby seizes this opportunity to proposes to you that i loving you,will you marries me,pls onitemi dont say no.

We are the salt of the world without us{witches and wizards} there is no technology and civilisation,we make the world to go round and sometimes gaga,so lets display our wicthcrafts here

I went to visit my boy friend last weekend and one thing led to another,i told him i was not in the mood for love making but he begged me,he later removed my pant,yet i insisted that he should not do it,he now begged me that i should just allow him to use the cap of his "thing" to rub my clitoris and promised not to penetrate,because of my love for him and because i trust trusted him i allowed him to use the cap to rub my clitoris but to my greatest surprise wen i closed my eyes when he was rubbing it, he dipped all inside and even released in me .
Should i continue with him or i should let go of him?

abeg make una leave all this prophets and their prophesy alone jo,na which time person no go die,anybody wey read mukaila jacksin story go no say he go soon die _{who know weda na dem even hasten him death for their prophesy to come true} Mukaila jacksin rest in peace o jare.

igba wo ni a to ma bere si ni gbe nkan si nkan ninu ile yi abi ejo nikan la ma ma barawa ro ni,e ranti pe oro pupo ko kun agbon o.
Its time for action e je ka bere sini gbe nkan sikan
E PANA
E PANA O
KO LU KALUKU KO WA MU TI E

mo ti fi magun si lady ti mo like ninu ile yi lara,anybody to ba de be ma takikti bi obo ni,so e ma try ibe rara o
iku lero e

roblance:

see hw naija guys dae mess up this is all bull shit

mr bull shit blue shit na wetin you do to help the lady _mumu

after you don fok all the ashewo for lagos finish you still dey look for who go disvirgin you dem take toto swear for you abi na food for you village _{ashewo man}

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,just talk say you dey look for mallam or alhaji wey go dey pour "something" for your borehole i no blame u _{body no be wood}

the first one i met in the toilet
the second one i met at burial ground
the next one i would like to meet at the butcher,s house

i thank God for you very soon you go be dadiwater

which kind music you dey talk about the kind noise wey some bed dey make too na music so na which one you dey talk about

Tudór:

Go TO HELL YOU PERVERT!!!

i hate chelsea
i hate chelsea
i hate chelsea
i hate chelsea
i hate chelsea
i hate chelsea
i hate chelsea
           

      MANCHESTER                 UNITED            RULES     FOREVER  AND EEEEEEEEEEEVER[quote][/quote]

so na true say ghanian men no get big prik like naija men all the way from ghana you come naija come dey look for men prik anyways i wish you best of luck rod in your quest. NAIJA RULES

a he goat looking for a she goat.

vinja:

Crazy people stupid people

stupid people crazy people welcome to our world we no craze pass you

winsh craft is ril o abeg no jokes with eat o

IFELEKE:

tope oore mii uro melo mo pa ko o?
Pafati
Awe, idokudo lo fe ma a do kiri yen oo
anywayz, fun ogun moko le, lo wa agolo kan ko po cement ati milo po, gbemu leekan, leyin iseju die wa le wa ni

apayan niwo okunrin ifeleke yi o fe pami so dat wa le ma domi niywo

nigbana nko and so what? na wetin concern agbero with overload na wetin concern una with where him come from?una wan make him come from una village? _{yeye jobless people}

chelsea stinks i HATE chelstinks MANCHESTER UNITED RULES

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na who talk say i dey craze?